Angelina Was A Lolita

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  1. Put me down for a "yes".

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 07:54:09

  2. that's one heck of a 'notch' to have on your belt

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 08:03:29

  3. don't care can't bother reading NEXT

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 08:20:15

  4. Angelina Jolie as never that hot. She has the hips of a young boy.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 08:30:10

  5. Sounds like you better kick yourself in the teeth, PEDOPHILE!

    That's how you get down, right?

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 08:44:02

  6. i wouldve fucked her till her hips broke back in the day but she has been used meat ever since ole billy boy dipped it....

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 08:53:26

  7. I'd sure sign the deal. But wait a minute... Wasn't it IDLYITW that was condemning Polanski a while ago? Rape or not, it's all paedophilia.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 09:03:30

  8. Great obscure anthropological analogy.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 09:08:25

  9. Brad.

    By Jen, on October 26, 2009 09:25:21

  10. So statutory rape is OK as long as the girl is hot and a star? Let me guess... it wasn't "rape-rape".

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 09:26:17

  11. and this is why i have to train my 14 year old sister early....she and jolie are twins, i swear to god

    By todd's wifey, on October 26, 2009 09:47:14

  12. OUCH sorry but number 10 got u there Todd

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 10:00:04

  13. Her brother is mad because he thought he was the only one banging her. So she was being a homewrecker in her own family. And that guy got to have her before she was inked.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 10:01:12

  14. Yeah and why don't we scare up some pics of her when she was 16. You know, before the nose job, lip reduction, tit job, eye job.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 10:10:58

  15. She must be a sex addict. She should go after Duchovny next.

    By Jen, on October 26, 2009 10:53:57

  16. For one thing, she's way too freaking skinny, and for another, this whole thread is just disturbing. Blech!

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 11:09:11

  17. Seems like she has sex with alot of other womens men.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 11:15:07

  18. Everything about Angelina makes sense to me now.

    By Midlife Bachelor, on October 26, 2009 11:19:40

  19. This story has been around forever, it's from an English rag - barely out of school? In England you leave school at 16 not in the US and her brother knows the story because it's about 5 years old or more. It's sleazy because Angelina and her mother could not have been closer and when her mom died it was obvious how broken hearted she was.

    By Jinxy, on October 26, 2009 11:42:51

  20. #17 I was about to say the same thing. Something tells me she hasn't fucked the wrong woman's husband yet, or else she'd be sporting a disabled tag on her Range Rover.

    By JJM, on October 26, 2009 11:53:26

  21. Uh, #19, what are you, her PR rep? Nothing says this story isn't true (including you) and Andrew Morton doesn't usually make shit up.

    Now run back to justjared and stick your head a little further up cliniqua's ass.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 12:18:15

  22. Big surprise. She's a whore. Such a whore that she fucked her mother's boyfriend. And people act like Aniston is desperate?

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 12:41:01

  23. 16 should be legal everywhere. it's fucking retarded to have to wait till 18. have u seen what 16 y. olds look like? some of them can pass for 30 easy

    By 16 is ok, on October 26, 2009 12:43:02

  24. She's a chick with a hippie mentality; "I'll fuck who I want, when I want". No surprise that she purposely fucked her mom's boyfriend. She's tried to change her image, but she's still a leg spread hippie slut...

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 13:27:52

  25. I'm...sticky. With shame.

    By not medicated, on October 26, 2009 13:30:09

  26. Andrew Morton? PULEASEEEEEE! I could have made up that story lol People will believe anything.

    By Jaye, on October 26, 2009 16:45:43

  27. It doesn't matter if one looks older or younger at 16, 16 years old is cognitively 16 years old. Sure, there are a lot of intelligent and emotionally mature teenagers, but they are still teenagers, very much growing in terms of their mental capacity. She was a child.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 18:08:09

  28. She's always been a slutty freak; this just proves it.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 18:17:21

  29. This is so gross, first Mackenzie Phillips now this one. I wonder how much more incestuous nonsense is going on in Hollywood? I have a weird feeling about Lindsay and her dad. Yuk.

    By Can't these people just be NORMAL?, on October 26, 2009 18:58:07

  30. By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 19:09:08

  31. What a fucking slut. She makes me sick.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 19:18:27

  32. No surprise.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 19:27:37

  33. When you're that beautiful you can do whatever you want. Trust me. :) Angelina and her mother seemed very close. I call BS on this one.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 19:58:11

  34. Nice double standard Todd. What Polanski did is disgusting, but fucking this little girl seems ok?

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 21:48:46

  35. 16 is legal is a number of US States, and boning Angelina Jolie at 16 most certainly is not pedophilia (which is an attraction to prepubescent girls). So, to conclude, I can totally understand how mommy's boyfriend took a swing ... same reason her brother (probably) did.

    By anonymous, on October 27, 2009 01:13:51

  36. Interesting point of view for this story after the way the IDLYITW writers covered the Polanski story.

    By anonymous, on October 27, 2009 11:48:47

  37. UHH she slept with her stepfather how fucking gross is that?! So she looked 30 at 16 she now looks 50 at 30 Bwaaaa! Just wait until Shiloh turns 16 payback is a biatch!

    By anonymous, on October 27, 2009 13:53:17

  38. If this story is true, I feel sort of bad for Angelina... she's always been beautiful, and when you're young, and an older guy treats you like the sexiest thing, and you're not really smart enough to be anything but sort of flattered (and unless she did like him some, a bit grossed out) but yeah, they call it rape, no matter what, until a certain age, because kids and teenagers are very vulnerable to doing all kinds of crap.. and it probably did mess her up, and she probably was messed up before then. Hmm.. I dunno, it all interests me.

    By Jess, on October 28, 2009 21:47:18

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