So out of curiousity to those who actually clicked those pictures: Just exactly how many SWAT team officers instantly crashed into your home to drag you away?
a) She looks like Madeline Zima, just 9 and a whore. b) That family is doomed. c) The rumbling sound you hear is a pack of Pedobears scurrying towards L.A.
My god,what sn ugly child.I say that because she is not dressed in costume like a little girl. She could be so cute like a 9 yr. old is supposed to if she were wearing a Disney costume.A clown.You know,SOMETHING CHILD APPROPIATE!!!! SHE IS A CHILD and I have seen grown women wear this costume at adult Halloween parties.The costume is prostitute. The other little girl is not too much better either I am sure BilyRay will say, why it is Annie Leivotz's fault or something eqaully stupid like be true to yourself and love what you do... Oh yeah,what is up with the Peace signs. Lay off that. It looks stupid. Billy Ray and wife are the ones who need peace and a piece of mind in parenting.
To play Devil's advocate, they are in Halloween costumes. What is Halloween but a time to dress in revealing clothing and wear mounds of ridiculous make-up.
Gross! That face is going to give me nightmares. Nevermind the fact that her parents let her leave the house in that skanky dress and extreme clown make-up! That is hideous!!!!
She really is an ugly kid. Big chin, big nose, little eyes, effed up teeth, mouth line and all of it highlighted by clown makeup.
Oh, and the outfit is that of a star child whore proudly showing off her wares. Ew squared. You know soon she's gonna be the Ali Lohan of that family, only younger.
They've been pimping Miley out to Disney for years and THIS is the best age-appropriate costume the parents could come up with for their nine-year old?
And what the fuck is the little girl supposed to be? A stripper named Bambi? You don't send your kids out for trick or treat dressed like this unless you want horrible things to happen to them...At this point they're making Britney Spears look like Parent of the bloody Year
When I scrolled down I actually gasped when I saw the ugly dwarf midget with the scary mouth and cartoon eyes. I thought it was a carnival side show midget.
Actually, it's the parents who are ugly. That kid can't help who her parents are. Still, she's a fucking gargoyle. Not unlike the original version of Simpson the Younger, so maybe there is hope. Wait--not with those parents.
This is one of those occasions where it might've been best to run the story with zero pictures and just use the tagline 'take my word for it - you don't want pics'. Poor kid never stood a chance. Is it nature or nurture? BOTH!
Wow. Now, my own mother is VERY modest (V-neck t-shirts or scoopnecks are NO-NOs with her!) and so I was raised to be super modest (ha I am not as modest as her but pretty conservative) so I would have NEVER EVER been allowed to wear something like that, and would have been told "NO!" if I would have wanted to wear a costume like that. I mean I get that my mom was conservative and other parents are more loose with that stuff but this is just RIDIC for a 9 year old!!!
This is sad and depicts the collective Failure of todays parents and not just BRC. People need to wake up and start being more responsible and less accomodating. It's okay to give kids the things you didn't have growing up but there needs to be limit. There needs to be some kind of line that these kids nowadays cannot cross and it needs to be enforced.
Man what the hell is wrong with this family...they got Myley all over the radio embarrassing herself,Billy Ray is condoning her choice of sexy outfits and I personally don't fell like that is a great role model for the younger girls who look up to her....but geesh,back to Myley's little sis....She is NINE YEARS OLD....so I guess they want to start early with her.Just wait,both of these sisters will be in rehab....they think they can do anything....money may make people happy in most cases but I don't imagine Myley will be happy when her father has to put her on 5050 hold...on a psychiatric ward. It'll be Britney 2.0 all over again. Heck,I'm waiting on Lindsay to be put on one of those holds soon....girl's been acting crazy lately.
She's ugly as hell, and guess what? Disney's already got a show lined up for her... and it will be a huge hit, she'll be a huge star, and we'll all have to look at that freakish face, every day, for the next 10 years on websites like this one.
I thought things were supposed to be getting better.
Jesus H Christ almighty. This kid should be home playing with dolls and dreaming about bags of Halloween candy, not strutting around Hollywood parties all tarted up like a pedo's wet dream. Who the fuck suggested those "poses" & that peace sign shit? Someone needs to ground that child, get that shit out of her hair and make her wash that crap off her face. Then someone needs to kick her daddy's ass repeatedly.
wtf! forget the 9 year old, who is the 6 year old wearing my costume? the only difference between her outfit and mine is her curls look better and she's wearing converse instead of fuck me pumps.
You guys, she's fucking NINE. If you give her a tube of lipstick and an eyeliner stick, thats what 99% of nine year olds will do. And the stuff you guys rae saying about her is fucked up on soo many different levels. How would you feel if someone was talking about your 9 year old this way? Plus, you're calling her ugly like you consider some nine year olds to be exceptionally hot or something like that. It's disgusting
Where the fuck is her mother?! If BRC is the sole parent, I would suggest involuntary castration. I have slutty friends who don't look this caked up - Halloween or not! Holy Christ!
it's unfortunate that people are making fun of her teeth which are perfectly normal teeth for a nine year old CHILD. it's even more unfortunate that her parents don't have an once of sense or they would not display their child this way - apparently intelligence is at a premium in hollyweird - but the major cruelty of it all is that thousands of parents out there let their own kids idolize and copy these FREAKS
I really hate to talk about a child this way, but am I the only one that thinks she looks like a mongoloid? The child is not pretty, I'm sorry to say. I don't think Miley Cyrus is, either. You can see her teeth from space!
I totally don't understand how the mulleted dork from Achy Breaky Heart is still around today and his inbred kids are getting tv shows/media attn left and right.
52, no normal parent would GIVE a kid a lipstick and mascara to mess around with.
And no, we don't think a nine-year-old should be hot. We do, however, think that they should not actually make you think of Gollum in a lace dress. Pretty does not = sexy, except for you. If your kid is butt-ugly you shouldn't parade them for the cameras.
This is the way I don't like you. You comment Miley dressed like a Thai prostitue..... I'm A Thai...... and because of Vietnam war that american sodier come and used a Thai women as a prostitue????
Sad though this is, her costume isn't that bad compared to some of the stuff out there on the market. What about G-strings or push-up bras for 6 year olds? And some people tried to jokingly sell fake bondage gear to parents of BABIES, and some of the parents actually considered it.
I have to agree with #52. Make fun of her family for this shit but come on calling a nine year old ugly is pretty fucking low. I love the dark humor in this place when it comes to celebrities but this girl is a child and she had no say in going to some party or being paraded in front of the cameras. So come on guys ... this whole thread is that saddest fucking thing I've read.
81 Comments:
Leave Your CommentWho's the sweet piece of ass with her???
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 02:54:30
i honestly thought someone shooped Miley and the title was going to say something like this is what she'll look like in 40 years. maybe 20 years.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 02:59:24
It's bride of Chucky.
By Ken Mehlman, on October 26, 2009 03:01:04
So out of curiousity to those who actually clicked those pictures: Just exactly how many SWAT team officers instantly crashed into your home to drag you away?
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 03:04:18
The Prostitot Ball, brought to you by Toys-r-Us...
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 03:14:11
Will that family, PLEASE STOP WITH THE PEICE SIGNS!!!! and what an ugly kid. Get those points taken care of!!!
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 03:27:15
a) She looks like Madeline Zima, just 9 and a whore.
b) That family is doomed.
c) The rumbling sound you hear is a pack of Pedobears scurrying towards L.A.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 03:35:41
"c) The rumbling sound you hear is a pack of Pedobears scurrying towards L.A."
exactly what i thought ...
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 03:39:50
Holy fuck is she homely. Too much chlorine in that gene pool.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 03:40:07
It's weird because she actually looks old. Like a 65 year old dwarf. Creepy... and insane.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 03:45:48
fix ur teeth. shit.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 03:45:50
I'll pass.
By roman polanski, on October 26, 2009 03:47:01
Billy Cyrus is a pimp and all of his girls are whores.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 03:52:37
#10 couldn't have said it better.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 03:55:12
Well at least the outfit distracts from that face a bit. Wow, a face only a mother could love.
By Athina, on October 26, 2009 03:56:50
Fuck me dead, that has to be the ugliest halloween mask I've ever seen.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 03:57:39
Hey Noah, Reese Witherspoon called and she wants her chin back!
By Ryan Phillipines , on October 26, 2009 04:15:15
My god,what sn ugly child.I say that because she is not dressed in costume like a little girl. She could be so cute like a 9 yr. old is supposed to if she were wearing a Disney costume.A clown.You know,SOMETHING CHILD APPROPIATE!!!! SHE IS A CHILD and I have seen grown women wear this costume at adult Halloween parties.The costume is prostitute.
The other little girl is not too much better either
I am sure BilyRay will say, why it is Annie Leivotz's fault or something eqaully stupid like be true to yourself and love what you do...
Oh yeah,what is up with the Peace signs. Lay off that. It looks stupid. Billy Ray and wife are the ones who need peace and a piece of mind in parenting.
By Billy Ray Cyrus and wife are full of shit, on October 26, 2009 04:16:06
To play Devil's advocate, they are in Halloween costumes. What is Halloween but a time to dress in revealing clothing and wear mounds of ridiculous make-up.
FYI I am also frightened.
By Sandy, on October 26, 2009 04:22:30
Gross! That face is going to give me nightmares. Nevermind the fact that her parents let her leave the house in that skanky dress and extreme clown make-up! That is hideous!!!!
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 04:28:02
you guys are all just jealous because she's only 9 and has already played a starring role in "Don't Look Now" with Donald Sutherland:
http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/list/the-25-most-shocking-moments-in-movie-history/15.-don-t-look-now/574395-1-eng-US/15.-Don-t-Look-Now_imagelarge.jpg
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 04:32:00
Dominus! Rectus! Does anybody have a sacred knife? I'm gonna send this thing back to the netherworld.
By mutterhals, on October 26, 2009 04:46:29
She really is an ugly kid. Big chin, big nose, little eyes, effed up teeth, mouth line and all of it highlighted by clown makeup.
Oh, and the outfit is that of a star child whore proudly showing off her wares. Ew squared. You know soon she's gonna be the Ali Lohan of that family, only younger.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 04:56:45
WHAT THE F*CK! How many Pedos are hanging around here today? I'm not even sure it's even legal to post those pics.
By Shame on Billy ray , on October 26, 2009 05:08:38
@21: your jealous because u have to punch your crotch to feel anything.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 05:13:45
Think Daddy Cyrus has popped that yet?
By sean, on October 26, 2009 05:31:16
"... but I assume they put roofies in the juiceboxes and Roman Polanski sang karaoke to "PYT"..."
Outstanding visual!!
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 05:32:46
They've been pimping Miley out to Disney for years and THIS is the best age-appropriate costume the parents could come up with for their nine-year old?
And what the fuck is the little girl supposed to be? A stripper named Bambi? You don't send your kids out for trick or treat dressed like this unless you want horrible things to happen to them...At this point they're making Britney Spears look like Parent of the bloody Year
By Holland, on October 26, 2009 05:42:25
Jesus Christ!
Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 06:01:28
A parent with no sense of decency.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 06:04:33
When I scrolled down I actually gasped when I saw the ugly dwarf midget with the scary mouth and cartoon eyes. I thought it was a carnival side show midget.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 06:38:10
Shoot it! Shoot it in the head! Watch out, that one's a twitcher!
By Storm, on October 26, 2009 06:48:05
Actually, it's the parents who are ugly. That kid can't help who her parents are. Still, she's a fucking gargoyle. Not unlike the original version of Simpson the Younger, so maybe there is hope. Wait--not with those parents.
By The Cyrus Line Must End., on October 26, 2009 06:57:25
That's a little girl? I thought it was a 60 year old Polish midget who just escaped from a gulag.
Jesus, what an ugly child.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 07:01:25
OMG, that kid is scary ugly.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 07:02:05
This is one of those occasions where it might've been best to run the story with zero pictures and just use the tagline 'take my word for it - you don't want pics'.
Poor kid never stood a chance. Is it nature or nurture? BOTH!
By That guy who now feels really uncomfortable about boots, on October 26, 2009 07:02:26
Wow. Now, my own mother is VERY modest (V-neck t-shirts or scoopnecks are NO-NOs with her!) and so I was raised to be super modest (ha I am not as modest as her but pretty conservative) so I would have NEVER EVER been allowed to wear something like that, and would have been told "NO!" if I would have wanted to wear a costume like that. I mean I get that my mom was conservative and other parents are more loose with that stuff but this is just RIDIC for a 9 year old!!!
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 07:15:15
This is sad and depicts the collective Failure of todays parents and not just BRC. People need to wake up and start being more responsible and less accomodating. It's okay to give kids the things you didn't have growing up but there needs to be limit. There needs to be some kind of line that these kids nowadays cannot cross and it needs to be enforced.
By DSG2012, on October 26, 2009 07:33:16
Your teeth look like the picket fence at the haunted house.
By Yucko the clown, on October 26, 2009 07:34:09
This seems to be a good time to ask... how far in advance can you book your rehab? And can we just go ahead and put in the script for Valtrex now?
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 07:39:35
His daughter's name is Noah? A little desperate for a boy was he?
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 07:41:29
But Toys R Us sponsored it. That's safe...right???
By jeditemple, on October 26, 2009 08:17:09
Man what the hell is wrong with this family...they got Myley all over the radio embarrassing herself,Billy Ray is condoning her choice of sexy outfits and I personally don't fell like that is a great role model for the younger girls who look up to her....but geesh,back to Myley's little sis....She is NINE YEARS OLD....so I guess they want to start early with her.Just wait,both of these sisters will be in rehab....they think they can do anything....money may make people happy in most cases but I don't imagine Myley will be happy when her father has to put her on 5050 hold...on a psychiatric ward. It'll be Britney 2.0 all over again. Heck,I'm waiting on Lindsay to be put on one of those holds soon....girl's been acting crazy lately.
By Jessa, on October 26, 2009 08:33:26
LOL you guys crap me up. Best. Post. Ever.
By Amsterdam, on October 26, 2009 08:56:52
She's ugly as hell, and guess what? Disney's already got a show lined up for her... and it will be a huge hit, she'll be a huge star, and we'll all have to look at that freakish face, every day, for the next 10 years on websites like this one.
I thought things were supposed to be getting better.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 08:58:59
In the words of Sam Kinison, "OWH- OWH - OWWWWH!"
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 09:27:30
What sucks is Billy Ray didn't pony up some cash to get those fangs fixed. It's not like he's broke.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 09:28:53
Jesus H Christ almighty. This kid should be home playing with dolls and dreaming about bags of Halloween candy, not strutting around Hollywood parties all tarted up like a pedo's wet dream. Who the fuck suggested those "poses" & that peace sign shit? Someone needs to ground that child, get that shit out of her hair and make her wash that crap off her face. Then someone needs to kick her daddy's ass repeatedly.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 09:49:34
wtf! forget the 9 year old, who is the 6 year old wearing my costume? the only difference between her outfit and mine is her curls look better and she's wearing converse instead of fuck me pumps.
By Todd's Wifey, on October 26, 2009 09:53:55
Todd, that imagination of yours...is something to behold. Roman Polanski singing "PYT"!!! LMFAO!!
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 10:09:52
18: "Oh yeah,what is up with the Peace signs. Lay off that. It looks stupid."
Your entire post is right, 18, but I think this poster's malaprop was better, well, if "piece" was spelled correctly:
6. "Will that family, PLEASE STOP WITH THE PEICE SIGNS!!!! and what an ugly kid. Get those points taken care of!!!"
Should read, "Will that family please stop with those ugly ass pieces."
Oh, the irony of it all. Looks like the TMZ teenyboppers are taking over IDLYITW. What a shame. This site was once so, er, poetic..
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 10:37:13
You guys, she's fucking NINE.
If you give her a tube of lipstick and an eyeliner stick, thats what 99% of nine year olds will do.
And the stuff you guys rae saying about her is fucked up on soo many different levels.
How would you feel if someone was talking about your 9 year old this way?
Plus, you're calling her ugly like you consider some nine year olds to be exceptionally hot or something like that.
It's disgusting
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 11:06:50
Bad parenting at its finest, unfortunately.
By Midlife Bachelor, on October 26, 2009 11:22:58
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 11:42:44
Where the fuck is her mother?! If BRC is the sole parent, I would suggest involuntary castration. I have slutty friends who don't look this caked up - Halloween or not! Holy Christ!
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 11:54:14
I guess the royalties from "Achy Breaky Heart" have run out....
Fuckin' suitcase pimp.
By JJM, on October 26, 2009 11:56:19
I came.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 11:56:22
OGODOGODOGODOGOD
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 12:05:48
1) Why is a girl named NOAH?
2) That is quite possibly the ugliest child I have ever seen.
I can't even discuss the "costume" because I am so disturbed by the first two things.
By WILLA WAS HERE!, on October 26, 2009 12:14:30
i thought i was looking at a 50 year old midget hooker. holy shit, can we say white trash?
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 12:30:29
it's unfortunate that people are making fun of her teeth which are perfectly normal teeth for a nine year old CHILD. it's even more unfortunate that her parents don't have an once of sense or they would not display their child this way - apparently intelligence is at a premium in hollyweird - but the major cruelty of it all is that thousands of parents out there let their own kids idolize and copy these FREAKS
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 13:00:16
I really hate to talk about a child this way, but am I the only one that thinks she looks like a mongoloid? The child is not pretty, I'm sorry to say. I don't think Miley Cyrus is, either. You can see her teeth from space!
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 13:34:01
Is that Billy Ray and Miley's love child?
By not medicated, on October 26, 2009 13:39:11
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
I want to know who are the pedophiles behind this so I can go punch their throats
Fuck PEDOwood
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 14:17:12
sick, sick, sick.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 14:21:03
Wow, if only Pedo Bear saw this.
He would shit bricks, with cum all over it.
By zippo69, on October 26, 2009 16:22:40
OMG the face looks like GOLLUM from Lord of the rings. It was the precioussssssss!
By jaye, on October 26, 2009 16:47:09
I totally don't understand how the mulleted dork from Achy Breaky Heart is still around today and his inbred kids are getting tv shows/media attn left and right.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 19:08:25
What is this???
By Hot Rob, on October 26, 2009 19:10:02
52, no normal parent would GIVE a kid a lipstick and mascara to mess around with.
And no, we don't think a nine-year-old should be hot. We do, however, think that they should not actually make you think of Gollum in a lace dress. Pretty does not = sexy, except for you. If your kid is butt-ugly you shouldn't parade them for the cameras.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 19:16:01
Poor little lost soul.
All she needs is a firm hand to guide her...
By Warren Jeffs, on October 26, 2009 19:36:34
This backwoods, white trash, honky family has no clue.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 20:10:19
She looks like one of those fucked up kids that ages at 10 times the speed of everyone else.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 20:16:38
Thai prostitue? what does it mean? Thai read your website as well. Anyone can read your web from any where in the world including Thai.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 23:02:18
This is the way I don't like you. You comment Miley dressed like a Thai prostitue.....
I'm A Thai...... and because of Vietnam war that american sodier come and used a Thai women as a prostitue????
By anonymous, on October 26, 2009 23:19:09
Sad though this is, her costume isn't that bad compared to some of the stuff out there on the market. What about G-strings or push-up bras for 6 year olds? And some people tried to jokingly sell fake bondage gear to parents of BABIES, and some of the parents actually considered it.
By anonymous, on October 27, 2009 01:07:01
She looks like she was in the cast of Zombieland and has not removed her make up yet! Egads that girl is U-G-L-Y...She aint got no alibi....
By anonymous, on October 27, 2009 01:09:34
Costume?! I thought that's there everyday wear. Why would they bother wearing costumes.
By anonymous, on October 27, 2009 03:35:09
Holy SHIT! What an ugly ass kid!
She's freaking scary!!!
By WOW!, on October 27, 2009 09:26:42
I have to agree with #52. Make fun of her family for this shit but come on calling a nine year old ugly is pretty fucking low. I love the dark humor in this place when it comes to celebrities but this girl is a child and she had no say in going to some party or being paraded in front of the cameras. So come on guys ... this whole thread is that saddest fucking thing I've read.
By anonymous, on October 27, 2009 16:19:47
Wow, she IS ugly... hope she grows out of it!
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 17:14:05
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