Looks like the slutney nutcase train is about to head out for crazytown again. Signs of an impending slutney apocalypse:
1) Greasy unwashed hair 2) Stupid "I'm an important celebrity FUCK YOU" oversized sunglasses 3) Thinking she's 16 again & dressing so; showing off as much skin as possible 5) Dumbass inappropriate shoes 6) Vacant vapid methface 7) She's wearing a bra, but that's soon to disappear
Oh yes, the crazytown express is soon to be returning. Papps, get your cameras ready, I sense a snatch flashing or pink wig picture opportunity fast approaching...
She's not going crazy yet, and at least her body looks good here. When Britney goes crazy she'll lose the bra, put on a wig, and her dirty cheap flip flops. Add a skanky boyfriend to the mix and its on!
Ah kin see the kray-zee comin' out! Seriously, she's obviously backsliding into pink wig wearing, accent having, umbrella beating, head-shaving, paparazzi-shagging craziness again. I wonder if she's flushing "that there fancy medsins" down the toilet.
And I love the woman in the red shirt. She looks like she's thinking "Ew, she stinks and she looks crazy. Can't believe she's famous."
It's actually a little sad. She thinks she's so important and adored and sexy, and everybody is grossed out or laughing. Reminds me of that awesome pic awhile back when Paris Hilton was photographed, and behind her in a doorway is some guy openly making fun of her to the much prettier, sexier woman with him.
Oh, and I wouldn't exactly mix up Target with Saks 5th Ave, but frankly that store is far too classy and high-quality for someone like Britney. She needs to head off to Wal-mart.
I'm pretty sure I have some underwear with more crotch coverage than those "shorts"... and WTF is up with the fur lined boots? If its warm enough for "shorts" and half a shirt, why the crap are her feet so damn cold?
And for the last time... LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT!! It ain't that hard to wash your hair, you lazy skank!! I can almost smell the stale cigarette and pork rinds from here...UGH!!!
I am, quite seriously, laughing out loud. And I don't mean some fucking acronym. My day is *always* highlighted by this shit. Properly highlighted - no messin'! This means one of the following things:
a) Todd is a comedy genius. b) I am a saddo with no life.
Surely to shit it's the former, right?! Cos surfing the internet all day whilst neglecting the really important issues of my life are miniscule by comparison... right people?! Are we all with me on this one?! Right? Right!
meh! that girl is lost in her own world. If she is not stripping naked on stage and lipsinging, she is shopping, or shopping or again shopping, but where all those dresses she shop goes, she is not poor, but she pretend to be, why is that? she wants sympathy of her fans, but she has none to others, selfcentered whore, who doesnt have anything in her brain, just plain empty., all the money they make should go to charities, and the hungry people of the world, whoring is not music, and music is not computerized, either you are a singer, or your just a fake picture and all your life been a fraud stealing people money. again nothing to be said about this pathetic creature, but MEH!
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By Brother Darkness, on October 1, 2009 07:48:05
Looks like the slutney nutcase train is about to head out for crazytown again. Signs of an impending slutney apocalypse:
1) Greasy unwashed hair
2) Stupid "I'm an important celebrity FUCK YOU" oversized sunglasses
3) Thinking she's 16 again & dressing so; showing off as much skin as possible
5) Dumbass inappropriate shoes
6) Vacant vapid methface
7) She's wearing a bra, but that's soon to disappear
Oh yes, the crazytown express is soon to be returning. Papps, get your cameras ready, I sense a snatch flashing or pink wig picture opportunity fast approaching...
By anonymous, on October 1, 2009 07:49:27
Let's not confuse Target with Walmart, please. All of us refined middle-class shoppers prefer Target. Britney must have been lost.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2009 07:52:27
#2 - good lord, how many sites have you posted that comment on?
By See A Psychiatrist, on October 1, 2009 07:57:44
She has much more in common with http://www.peopleofwalmart.com
By Ringmaster, on October 1, 2009 08:04:51
She's not going crazy yet, and at least her body looks good here. When Britney goes crazy she'll lose the bra, put on a wig, and her dirty cheap flip flops. Add a skanky boyfriend to the mix and its on!
By anonymous, on October 1, 2009 08:17:31
I can go to the North Hills (Raleigh) Target on ANY DAY and find a girl way hotter than that.
By dmccall, on October 1, 2009 08:25:55
I'd bang it out. Crazy boots or not
By KMB, on October 1, 2009 08:38:20
The paps suck. This woman's shorts or so short, they're brushing up against her pancreas, and nobody can get a full-on caboose shot?
By Patrick, on October 1, 2009 08:40:04
#7, yeah, you could, but chances are she's a total stuck up bitch. Beats Britney though.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2009 08:49:44
Lol I see Brit is still dressing like trailer trash. No surprise there :p
By anonymous, on October 1, 2009 09:06:32
I LOVE SUPER TARGET. It is eons classier than Wal-Mart thankyouverymuch.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2009 09:10:13
Ah kin see the kray-zee comin' out! Seriously, she's obviously backsliding into pink wig wearing, accent having, umbrella beating, head-shaving, paparazzi-shagging craziness again. I wonder if she's flushing "that there fancy medsins" down the toilet.
And I love the woman in the red shirt. She looks like she's thinking "Ew, she stinks and she looks crazy. Can't believe she's famous."
It's actually a little sad. She thinks she's so important and adored and sexy, and everybody is grossed out or laughing. Reminds me of that awesome pic awhile back when Paris Hilton was photographed, and behind her in a doorway is some guy openly making fun of her to the much prettier, sexier woman with him.
Oh, and I wouldn't exactly mix up Target with Saks 5th Ave, but frankly that store is far too classy and high-quality for someone like Britney. She needs to head off to Wal-mart.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2009 09:13:03
Geez, Britney. You have two kids and a more than ample income to afford nice clothes and a stylist. Could you at least attempt to dress your age?
And she has thunder thighs.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2009 09:24:50
#9 i was thinking the exact same thing.... no getting out of the car shots either... they're getting lazy in their old age, i guess
By anonymous, on October 1, 2009 09:31:07
LOL much like my anal sex jokes. your muse is amused. Why, I bought that lube at Tiffany's!
By Todd's Wifey, on October 1, 2009 09:37:21
Hey..... at least its NOT Wal-Mart.
OT Kinda ...
But whats up with her Sis these days Todd ?
By BukkNekkid , on October 1, 2009 09:45:52
Shouldn't she be at prostituion alley instead?
By MM, on October 1, 2009 09:59:53
I'm pretty sure I have some underwear with more crotch coverage than those "shorts"... and WTF is up with the fur lined boots? If its warm enough for "shorts" and half a shirt, why the crap are her feet so damn cold?
And for the last time... LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT!! It ain't that hard to wash your hair, you lazy skank!! I can almost smell the stale cigarette and pork rinds from here...UGH!!!
By Amber, on October 1, 2009 10:02:35
UGGS?
By TrayC, on October 1, 2009 11:49:15
I am, quite seriously, laughing out loud. And I don't mean some fucking acronym. My day is *always* highlighted by this shit. Properly highlighted - no messin'! This means one of the following things:
a) Todd is a comedy genius.
b) I am a saddo with no life.
Surely to shit it's the former, right?! Cos surfing the internet all day whilst neglecting the really important issues of my life are miniscule by comparison... right people?! Are we all with me on this one?! Right? Right!
Woo-hoo!
By Vix B, on October 1, 2009 12:18:07
mmm...I would buttfuk the boots off of her
By anonymous, on October 1, 2009 12:30:00
Bet she's shopping for clothes for her kids.
By Aussie, on October 1, 2009 15:24:05
#22- while she's getting closer to old school britney, i still wouldn't fuck that with a stolen dick...
By anonymous, on October 1, 2009 15:45:29
Anal sex is no joke, Todd...
By anonymous, on October 1, 2009 16:11:19
meh! that girl is lost in her own world.
If she is not stripping naked on stage and lipsinging, she is shopping, or shopping or again shopping, but where all those dresses she shop goes, she is not poor, but she pretend to be, why is that? she wants sympathy of her fans, but she has none to others, selfcentered whore, who doesnt have anything in her brain, just plain empty.,
all the money they make should go to charities, and the hungry people of the world, whoring is not music, and music is not computerized, either you are a singer, or your just a fake picture and all your life been a fraud stealing people money.
again nothing to be said about this pathetic creature, but MEH!
By anonymous, on October 1, 2009 17:26:31
#22 I agree I would do her in heartbeat, like my women a little trashy, when just want a one night stand.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2009 23:46:39
Must be a promotional thing. Her butt is now big enough to have that red bull's eye target on it.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 02:06:09
No one mentioned the security guy`s facial expression, he`s like " WTF?"
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 02:14:42
I like the women with cart expression on her face. It's saying "Are you for real?"
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 03:18:51
Go back to Walmart, britney! Only respctable regular people shop at target. Your not upperclass for us. Walmart will take anybody.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 03:26:05
Damn! Do she really dance with those legs? whatever man.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 03:49:08
She has a very thick neck.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2009 08:46:40
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