I knew some douche would make a comment about the asymmetry of her breasts. #20, you're either an incredibly ugly and thereby envious woman or a dude who's never actually seen a pair of tits in real life. I have no doubt you're an expert at googling naked women but I suspect that's as close are you're gonna get...
Eva Amurri! I've been waiting since "Saved" to see her naked! I'd totally be masturbating right now if I could afford to turn the heat on in my apartment, and thusly not have my balls frozen to my leg.
Corrina, just shut the hell up, bitch. And learn to read, ok?
"ONE MUCH BIGGER THAN THE OTHER"
Asymetry is totally normal and accepted. But if went so far as to presume who or what I am, I can only presume from your "arguments" that you are a mutant, so hide in the sewer, fuck yourself cause no guy will and don't haunt the world any longer.
It's like damn if you do, damn if you don't! You guys sitting behind your computer screens bitchin' about her face and how she can't act, and her tits being too saggy...FUCK THAT! Look at those tits - they're fuckin' perfect! Oh, I know the problem...not enough silicone or saline in them for ya, eh?!?! And for cryin' out loud, any chick that can portray a stripper and put on an exotic dance, definitely qualifies as having some acting capabilities.
Btw, Todd it's been over a week and no Kelly Brook pics...what's going on?
This campaign to smear the internet with allegations that Eva Amurri is hot just have to stop. She's a total dog. You can find hotter women on gonzo porn site if you wanna see a set of big natural tits so badly.
@ 25 - sorry, no, not perfect at all. And real men don't care for implants, we want them natural. This girl's rack may be the real deal, but it just isn't all that good.
BTW, it's not that she plays a stripper -- reality is, somebody put her in that position, whether she's good at it or not. And now we know she's not.
Mmmm Yeah OK I'll have that. Most women have breasts of different sizes but you can't tell by the pics as one shoulder is also lower than the other making one appear lower i.e. bigger than the other. Big rack and a small body is uncommon and good to find, most with big racks come with even bigger asses, this girl has a small ass.
See how many guys have only ever seen fake plastic beachball titties, and sadly not the real thing. Thats what breats look like people. They are soft and they move and they are not perfectly symetrical. Beautiful.
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Leave Your CommentWao... original rack.. no cosmetic enhancements... good for her...
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 03:52:57
Eva Amurri is indeed fantastic :) Lovely dance show!
-Pera
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By Pera21, on October 12, 2009 04:05:46
But the good news is that you missed her bug-eyed face.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 04:48:18
There's no better example of a butterface than Eva Amurri.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 04:50:16
Just another example of nepotism at work. This whore can't act to save her life.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 04:51:54
Those utters aren't big enough to make up for her utter lack of talent.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 04:56:42
a classic butterface if i ever saw one
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 04:59:56
Too bad that this is the first I've heard of this new show. Maybe I'll catch it next week. Hopefully she is not as whacked as her mother.
By Midlife Bachelor, on October 12, 2009 05:11:36
So this..might be how Susan Sarandon's boobs looked like 30 years ago?
whoam I kidding? I'd bang it today.
By M.J.E., on October 12, 2009 05:19:02
The udder joke would've been funnier if you could spell idiot.
By Boo, on October 12, 2009 05:42:01
i banged this chick and she has nasty meat curtains & smelled like tuna!
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 06:04:48
Um....Actually....this chick is hot. She may not be model-beautiful, but she's sexy as hell. Great boobs....perfect.
By Jay, on October 12, 2009 06:05:01
After seeing the UHQ pics and video of Eva Amurri
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=5523455 (scroll down to see last post)
it should leave NO DOUBT that she has one of the best racks in Hollywood. And the pics of her mom are not too bad for a GILF.
DAMN!
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 06:11:01
She's clearly built for comfort, not for speed. I'd motorboat.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 06:12:17
She's fucking hot. Takes right after her mother in the tits area. Great ass.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 06:16:53
Them are some flappy titties.
By Coolpapa, on October 12, 2009 06:23:57
Her mother's rack was indeed fantastic some time ago! Watch "Pretty Baby" (or something like that, with Brooke Shields) and confirm.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 06:29:44
Person from Dallas: Jealous much? Did you hail from a trailer park full of fat people and STDs?
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 06:32:41
Big deal. Another hollywood kid who doesn't want to work so now shes an actress. Nice tits, but shes a beast, like her mother.
By Duke Steele, on October 12, 2009 06:49:52
Wait a minute... Are you fellas really complimenting -- no, praising! -- those saggy, round-lookers, one much bigger than the other?
Guys, the internet is out there. Seriously, you can get MUCH better than that just by googling for a minute.
BTW, not a butaface. The definition is, FUBAR botched face with fantastic body. She's got no face and no body whatsoever. That tiny ass is ridiculous.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 07:03:25
I knew some douche would make a comment about the asymmetry of her breasts. #20, you're either an incredibly ugly and thereby envious woman or a dude who's never actually seen a pair of tits in real life. I have no doubt you're an expert at googling naked women but I suspect that's as close are you're gonna get...
By Corrina, on October 12, 2009 07:43:31
Eva Amurri! I've been waiting since "Saved" to see her naked! I'd totally be masturbating right now if I could afford to turn the heat on in my apartment, and thusly not have my balls frozen to my leg.
Fuck you guys, she's completely hot.
By Dingo, on October 12, 2009 08:10:32
Corrina, just shut the hell up, bitch. And learn to read, ok?
"ONE MUCH BIGGER THAN THE OTHER"
Asymetry is totally normal and accepted. But if went so far as to presume who or what I am, I can only presume from your "arguments" that you are a mutant, so hide in the sewer, fuck yourself cause no guy will and don't haunt the world any longer.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 08:11:39
Push em together and not bad, otherwise saggy like a bloodhounds face.
By Phoolish, on October 12, 2009 08:19:49
It's like damn if you do, damn if you don't! You guys sitting behind your computer screens bitchin' about her face and how she can't act, and her tits being too saggy...FUCK THAT! Look at those tits - they're fuckin' perfect! Oh, I know the problem...not enough silicone or saline in them for ya, eh?!?! And for cryin' out loud, any chick that can portray a stripper and put on an exotic dance, definitely qualifies as having some acting capabilities.
Btw, Todd it's been over a week and no Kelly Brook pics...what's going on?
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 10:29:12
This campaign to smear the internet with allegations that Eva Amurri is hot just have to stop. She's a total dog. You can find hotter women on gonzo porn site if you wanna see a set of big natural tits so badly.
By Tony, on October 12, 2009 10:35:48
@ 25 - sorry, no, not perfect at all. And real men don't care for implants, we want them natural. This girl's rack may be the real deal, but it just isn't all that good.
BTW, it's not that she plays a stripper -- reality is, somebody put her in that position, whether she's good at it or not. And now we know she's not.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 10:48:29
this pic makes me even wanna bang susan
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 11:01:16
great body, she inherited her Mother's.....I don't think she is pretty though.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 11:12:44
Mmmm Yeah OK I'll have that.
Most women have breasts of different sizes but you can't tell by the pics as one shoulder is also lower than the other making one appear lower i.e. bigger than the other.
Big rack and a small body is uncommon and good to find, most with big racks come with even bigger asses, this girl has a small ass.
By LolleyGagger, on October 12, 2009 12:01:16
Apparently she didn't inherit her mom's perky rack.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 12:27:51
See how many guys have only ever seen fake plastic beachball titties, and sadly not the real thing. Thats what breats look like people. They are soft and they move and they are not perfectly symetrical. Beautiful.
By Autumn, on October 12, 2009 12:29:50
Fuckin' Duchovney dude...
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 13:22:54
WOW, what a bummer!!!!
Her mom, old and all has much better boobs than her.
I'm seriously disapointed
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 13:24:03
The note to Dallas makes this post even better.
By Todd's Wifey, on October 12, 2009 18:25:00
Nice Rack !
and LOVE Californication!
Can understand why the Dude needed Rehab!!!!!!
By BukkNekkid , on October 12, 2009 18:41:33
I like Todd's reply to anonymous from Dallas. I wish more bloggers would crack back at posters. Holy Moly does it, too.
By Anne Heydonic, on October 12, 2009 18:46:21
Fan Fucking Tastic
By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 19:20:00
Exact same face as her mom... that is not a good thing
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 06:03:58
Pick #9- yikes!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 06:05:01
I heard duchovny has the biggest shlong in Hollywood. I may have to check this show out.
By Emma, on October 13, 2009 07:08:29
Fashion Plates... Had totally forgotten about my love for that!
By Cath, on November 15, 2009 14:16:03
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