Kim Kardasian's ass is so huge that she could rent it out as a freeway billboard. Install lights on either side of it and you could easily and 747s on it. I'm sure she's smuggling bowling balls back there.
Yeah, sex in the workplace is COMPLETELY unheard of. I would bet $2M though that CBS' lawyers are working overtime to try and defend a possible sexual harassment lawsuit.
By the way, did she have something surgical done to her eyes? She looks a little Chinese here. They may have pulled her skin too much a little. And too much photoshop, as usual. May as well be looking at a cartoon here.
Jessica Biel's ass is so hugh that she could rent it out as a freway billboard .Install lights on either side of it and you could easily land 747's on it. I'msure she's smuggling bowling balls back there.
You for got the word ,land. Also, your post is not funny.
Dave is smart .He is not a political can religous bigwig,nothing controversial.He was single.He is known to like to have sex. HE has had many women.He had sex with women.Oh my goodness. Dave is smart so he probably has info some kind of way proving he andhiseasy lays were consenting,totaly vlounteering partners.
Dasnny has the biggest ass - oh, wait...he is the biggest ass.
At least that's what Dasnny's mother told me while she was sucking my dick. Oh, wait - I think it was Dasnny's father who told me that as he was sucking my dick. Anyway, both Dasnny's father and mother sucked my dick.
FINALLY! The ever-so outspoken David Letteman is busted and has to come clean on his affairs -- and do it on his crappy show. It's nice to see one of the Liberal Kool-aid drinkers shown for what he really is.
Hey #1/9, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but everyone hates you - and I don't mean only here on this message board, but all the people you know in real life. And you can't blame them. You sound like a 13 year-old bible study kid trying to curse for the first time. Chew on that for a while and then go fuck yourself.
Hey, purveyor of truth - come on, don't be so hard on #1/#9 - they only let the second graders have 10 minutes at the computer, so he had to get all the naughty words out as fast as he could.
#19 how do you know what goes on with Letterman's family? Maybe his wife accepts Dave for who he is and enjoys living a life the other 99.9% of humans dream of...besides the cheating of course. Maybe they have an open relationship and his wife screws around too. No point getting all judgmental about it when we'll probably never know the whole truth.
He's been with that wife for twenty something years while screwing around the entire time. His wife knew what he was going in. Sure, she traded her dignity and self-respect for money. That's what happens when you make a deal with the devil. Her choice.
Definitely an ironclad prenup in place there.
And as a woman, I'd rather be celibate than sleep with David Letterman. He ain't much of a looker and is old and wrinkly. Eew. Old moldy balls. Gross.
He actually JUST got married to his long time (23 years) girlfriend. So he wasn't married when this stuff happened. Still lame. HA, 23 you couldn't be more correct!
a)Letterman divorced his first wife in 1977 & didn't re-marry until March of this year.
b)That green stuff on his balls isn't mold, it's shredded $100 bills he uses to keep his genitals warm.
c)David Letterman would probably rather be celibate than sleep with bitter Internet posters (Todd being a notable exception. Despite his black heart, I'm told he has the eyes of an angel).
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Leave Your CommentKim Kardasian's ass is so huge that she could rent it out as a freeway billboard. Install lights on either side of it and you could easily and 747s on it.
I'm sure she's smuggling bowling balls back there.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 04:35:12
Yeah, sex in the workplace is COMPLETELY unheard of. I would bet $2M though that CBS' lawyers are working overtime to try and defend a possible sexual harassment lawsuit.
By Pete Rock, on October 2, 2009 05:18:53
Look at those two guys begging for an autograph. That sad puppy in love look in their eyes. lol.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 05:37:12
By the way, did she have something surgical done to her eyes? She looks a little Chinese here. They may have pulled her skin too much a little. And too much photoshop, as usual. May as well be looking at a cartoon here.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 05:39:02
Jessica Biel's ass is so hugh that she could rent it out as a freway billboard .Install lights on either side of it and you could easily land 747's on it. I'msure she's smuggling bowling balls back there.
You for got the word ,land. Also, your post is not funny.
By Dasnny, on October 2, 2009 05:53:58
$2M? Greedy bitch. Take your fur coat and pearl necklace - and LIKE IT.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 05:55:04
Dave is smart .He is not a political can religous bigwig,nothing controversial.He was single.He is known to like to have sex. HE has had many women.He had sex with women.Oh my goodness.
Dave is smart so he probably has info some kind of way proving he andhiseasy lays were consenting,totaly vlounteering partners.
By Dasny, on October 2, 2009 05:59:10
Who has the biggest butt?
Jennifer Lopez
Jessica Biel
Kim Kardashian
By Chicago is a no go, on October 2, 2009 06:04:06
Dasnny has the biggest ass - oh, wait...he is the biggest ass.
At least that's what Dasnny's mother told me while she was sucking my dick. Oh, wait - I think it was Dasnny's father who told me that as he was sucking my dick. Anyway, both Dasnny's father and mother sucked my dick.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 06:52:59
#1, #9. You're not funny or clever.
By not Dasny, on October 2, 2009 07:45:37
FINALLY! The ever-so outspoken David Letteman is busted and has to come clean on his affairs -- and do it on his crappy show. It's nice to see one of the Liberal Kool-aid drinkers shown for what he really is.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 07:48:01
Hey #1/9, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but everyone hates you - and I don't mean only here on this message board, but all the people you know in real life. And you can't blame them. You sound like a 13 year-old bible study kid trying to curse for the first time. Chew on that for a while and then go fuck yourself.
By the purveyor of truth, on October 2, 2009 07:51:42
Not Dasny - I wasn't trying to be. Oh, and tell Dasnny I said "hi" and "huge" is spelled h-u-g-e, not "h-u-g-h".
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 08:00:11
What useless, unnecessary product was Kardassian promoting?
Just herself, or something tangible??
By joejoe, on October 2, 2009 08:08:10
I don't see anything wrong with this. He didn't try to hide anything. He didn't give in to the blackmailer. Good job Dave.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 08:31:54
David letterman is a scumbag cheating on his wife what a lowlife and the ugly fat ass bitch still ugly and still smells like old piss in a gas station
By DAVID LETTERMAN SUCKS, on October 2, 2009 08:40:56
Letterman gets it. When you mess up, fess up, and dress it up.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 08:42:12
Hey, purveyor of truth - come on, don't be so hard on #1/#9 - they only let the second graders have 10 minutes at the computer, so he had to get all the naughty words out as fast as he could.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 10:17:19
cheating is a bit more than "messing up." I hope his wife takes half his stuff and the kid.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 11:24:12
#19 how do you know what goes on with Letterman's family? Maybe his wife accepts Dave for who he is and enjoys living a life the other 99.9% of humans dream of...besides the cheating of course. Maybe they have an open relationship and his wife screws around too. No point getting all judgmental about it when we'll probably never know the whole truth.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 15:24:35
He's been with that wife for twenty something years while screwing around the entire time. His wife knew what he was going in. Sure, she traded her dignity and self-respect for money. That's what happens when you make a deal with the devil. Her choice.
Definitely an ironclad prenup in place there.
And as a woman, I'd rather be celibate than sleep with David Letterman. He ain't much of a looker and is old and wrinkly. Eew. Old moldy balls. Gross.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 17:23:59
For 2 million, you'd think the guy would at least have tape of Letterman doing the MALE staff.
#1/9 - On the upside, Jessica Biel's ass usually tests negative for man-pee.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 17:24:52
I don't blame Letterman for shtupping the help. His "wife" looks like Mike Myers.
Party on, Dave!
By anonymous, on October 3, 2009 00:33:06
He actually JUST got married to his long time (23 years) girlfriend. So he wasn't married when this stuff happened. Still lame. HA, 23 you couldn't be more correct!
By anonymous, on October 3, 2009 05:18:15
Picture 6 of KK looks like that famous picture of Bigfoot in the forest. Just saying...
By anonymous, on October 3, 2009 15:19:54
Someone might want to tell #21 that:
a)Letterman divorced his first wife in 1977 & didn't re-marry until March of this year.
b)That green stuff on his balls isn't mold, it's shredded $100 bills he uses to keep his genitals warm.
c)David Letterman would probably rather be celibate than sleep with bitter Internet posters (Todd being a notable exception. Despite his black heart, I'm told he has the eyes of an angel).
By anonymous, on October 3, 2009 23:00:39
She's wearing some serious SPANX
By Brenda, on October 4, 2009 15:34:29
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