anonymous 05:17:28 i mean she the fuckin' rich one in the relationship! Yeaahhhh... about that. You are aware that he's sold something like eleven million albums, right? Somehow I don't think he's working third shift down at the local "Steak 'n' Shake" to make ends meet.
What I find amazing is that she's working on kid #4 right now and that rack still looks as good as it does. Either she's a genetic mutant or every other bitch in the world is lying about not being able to perk those things back up after having had kids.
She and Seal should rent a cruise ship and move to Europe. And since they'll have room they can take Damon, Sting, Bono, Sarandon, Howard, Clooney, Penn, Alexander and the rest of the left-wing limousine liberals from California with them.
Yeah, I'm sure she's broken up about that. A bunch of toothless, fat, low-life cowards from Indiana refuse to "take her back". I mean, I'm sure women like Heidi Klum are really pining for your affection, seeing as though you have absolutely no education, no career hopes, and spend your time posting things on the internet that you are too chicken shit to say in normal society. Yes, yes it's a sad day for women when Cleetus from Pigsknuckle County will not "take them back". LOL.
45 Comments:
Leave Your Commenti'll LICK ALL THAT OFF Her.
By TWON, on October 30, 2009 05:02:58
It's Countess Chocula!!!
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 05:15:03
you know what kills me is that Seal's not even a big star. i mean she the fuckin' rich one in the relationship!
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 05:17:28
I think she looks rather more scary than sexy.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 05:20:22
Is she wearing black face?
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 05:31:31
That's it, I'm calling Harry Connick, Jr.
By mutterhals, on October 30, 2009 05:42:50
So she's officially black now?
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 05:58:25
Heidi is timeless
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 06:00:38
where's the picture with the black dick in her mouth?
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 06:13:55
Covering someone in chocolate sauce... thats "art". Pfff.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 06:15:16
Even diabetics got ta shout
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 06:28:23
Okay...... Imma go club me a Seal now!!!
By WannaBangHeidi, on October 30, 2009 06:31:53
it was only time, she has had chocolate in her. why not chocolate on her.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 06:45:53
Wow. An incredibly hot chick covered in chocolate, and the majority of the comments are about her husband's race. Way to miss the point.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 07:37:11
anonymous 05:17:28
i mean she the fuckin' rich one in the relationship!
Yeaahhhh... about that. You are aware that he's sold something like eleven million albums, right? Somehow I don't think he's working third shift down at the local "Steak 'n' Shake" to make ends meet.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 08:31:38
Well, #14... As far as I'm concerned, she's damaged goods and that's specifically due to her husband.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 08:34:13
What #16 really meant to say was 'I have a tiny pee pee.'
By mutterhals, on October 30, 2009 08:36:37
anonymous 08:34:13
Okay, so you're a racist fuckwad. At least you have the courage to admit it in public.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 08:41:01
What I find amazing is that she's working on kid #4 right now and that rack still looks as good as it does. Either she's a genetic mutant or every other bitch in the world is lying about not being able to perk those things back up after having had kids.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 09:49:37
she is soooo cute and seems like she has the bubbly and effervescent personality to go with those looks. LOVE her
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 10:41:34
She's hot, but she looks like she's covered in liquid shit.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 10:41:39
I like that she consistently loves to be nude.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 10:55:17
I like that she consistently loves to be nude.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 10:55:18
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when some bitch is gonna cover herself with em.
By Forrest Whittaker, on October 30, 2009 11:01:19
Mudshark. I have no interest in her since she started screwing a spook.
By Jose McDonald, on October 30, 2009 11:47:09
M
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By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 12:12:44
As said before, I'd lick her until there was not even a single drop of chocolate left. Oh mama...Pa
By Paul, on October 30, 2009 12:14:40
Hello thar nipple!
Anyone else find it hilarious that even though she's covered in chocolate, she's still not as black as Seal.
By Tony, on October 30, 2009 12:31:13
The banner pic is what she looks like after taking a money shot from Seal.
By Brother Darkness, on October 30, 2009 13:29:54
They somehow made her wonki left eye look straight.
By optometrist, on October 30, 2009 14:30:42
i saw her on Ellen talking about this pic..she was 6 or 7 mths preggo..thats why her boobs were so big (according to her)
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 14:38:15
i saw her on Ellen talking about this pic..she was 6 or 7 mths preggo..thats why her boobs were so big (according to her)
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 14:39:28
Heidi + chocolate covered nipples = pitched tent
By anonymous, on October 30, 2009 15:02:17
once you go black we dont take you back. She should live in the jungle because thats where she would be if not for you know who...
By Reality, on October 30, 2009 16:12:20
She and Seal should rent a cruise ship and move to Europe. And since they'll have room they can take Damon, Sting, Bono, Sarandon, Howard, Clooney, Penn, Alexander and the rest of the left-wing limousine liberals from California with them.
By Sick and tired of the hypocrits, on October 30, 2009 20:03:21
Adolph is turning in his grave (wherever that is).
By anonymous, on October 31, 2009 00:51:00
"once you go black we dont take you back."
Yeah, I'm sure she's broken up about that. A bunch of toothless, fat, low-life cowards from Indiana refuse to "take her back". I mean, I'm sure women like Heidi Klum are really pining for your affection, seeing as though you have absolutely no education, no career hopes, and spend your time posting things on the internet that you are too chicken shit to say in normal society. Yes, yes it's a sad day for women when Cleetus from Pigsknuckle County will not "take them back". LOL.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2009 02:00:27
I'd drill that.
By BarbadoSlim, on October 31, 2009 03:21:39
#35 wtf does what you're saying have to do with anything?
By anonymous, on October 31, 2009 09:54:06
I would melt her and make some chocolate butter cream that I would eat off a black hooker's ass.
By Steve Drill, on October 31, 2009 13:27:58
That pic looks like the prom scene from CARRIE.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2009 19:38:58
I never knew there was such a thing as
a Hershey's "money shot" before....
By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on November 1, 2009 11:06:41
Klum and her seal LOL
fuck her and her seal.
a high class whore.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2009 23:28:52
#37 -- standard homesexual rant.
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 08:46:15
^ offended hillbilly.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 00:53:15
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