Maybe he just wanted to bang someone who wouldn't talk about her "lady lumps" the entire time. That shit will wilt a boner faster than walking in on your grandmother using the shower massager in an inappropriate way.
Judging from what Fergie looks like when she goes jogging, I wouldn't want to see her sweating in bed naked without a mask on. I'd be hitting the strange as much as humanly possible.
He is SUPER HOT!! And, yes, Fergie is fugly, but damn that is the ugliest stripper ever! What is she, like 45??? Hotlanta ought to be able to do better than that....unless Tattletails is in the ghetto.
Fergie is 34 like I am 8. If she really is only 34, I must conclude that her plastic surgeon is maliciously aging her face, despite being paid to do the opposite.
Wow pretty sick you are condoning cheating when HE asked her to marry him. BTW the stripper is ugly as hell. And Josh is going nuts trying to save his marriage. IMO Fergie should dump him.
Well, uh, she doesn't look too bad in some of these pics. Plus I get the feeling she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, if thou catchest my drift.
why would anyone want to fuck him he's as ugly as spencer pratt's facial pubes? With that creepy old goat face and beety eyes? His voice makes me want to throw up and protect my vagina.
Todd you need to lay off Fergie, she's actually pretty decent looking, and would probably do anal AND take a facial. And not even care if I didn't call her the next day.
I would tag Fergie so hard that she would sound like Linda Blair in THE EXORCIST. I love how you dropped the Golem reference there Red Man. I laughed my ass off.
34 Comments:
Leave Your CommentWait...someone named "Nicole Forrester" needs a stripper name?
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 03:22:49
Judging from his taste in women, without pictures, I have to doubt this stripper is any better than Fuggie.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 03:48:23
Maybe he just wanted to bang someone who wouldn't talk about her "lady lumps" the entire time. That shit will wilt a boner faster than walking in on your grandmother using the shower massager in an inappropriate way.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 04:29:00
The only way to avoid being cheated on is to marry an ugly guy with no money like Mariah Carey did.
By Men suck, on October 29, 2009 04:30:52
Yeah, she looks like an ugly stripper:
http://stupidcelebrities.net/2009/10/28/josh-duhamel-cheats-on-new-wife-fergie-with-a-stripper/nicole-forrester-josh-duhamel-cheating-scandal/
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 04:38:23
I'd still bang Fergie.......she has an experienced look about her
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 04:42:41
Y'know, any sufficiently delusional person can pass a lie detector test; it's not whether it's true, but whether the subject believes it.
By bud, on October 29, 2009 05:01:34
HA! #2 AGREED!
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 05:23:59
Poor Fergie-Ferg... but cmon it was bound to happen eventually.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 05:36:44
#2 you are absolutely correct. I saw the dancer's pix, and she is, at best, a bargain-basement skank.
By Storm, on October 29, 2009 05:38:55
Judging from what Fergie looks like when she goes jogging, I wouldn't want to see her sweating in bed naked without a mask on. I'd be hitting the strange as much as humanly possible.
By Mr. McLicklips, on October 29, 2009 05:49:08
#4, that was hilarious.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 06:30:21
Apparently chicks with busted faces are the only thing that cause erections for this dude.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 06:43:11
He is SUPER HOT!! And, yes, Fergie is fugly, but damn that is the ugliest stripper ever! What is she, like 45??? Hotlanta ought to be able to do better than that....unless Tattletails is in the ghetto.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 06:46:35
She's 34???yeah right!! this bitch is way older than that.
By me, on October 29, 2009 07:19:05
#2 here...SEE! Thank you #5 for providing evidence to prove my hypothesis!
Cheers.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 07:30:17
It's a man baby!
By Yes I really used to think she was hot, on October 29, 2009 07:30:23
ha ha meth face
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 07:52:01
Fergie is 34 like I am 8. If she really is only 34, I must conclude that her plastic surgeon is maliciously aging her face, despite being paid to do the opposite.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 08:21:25
Wow pretty sick you are condoning cheating when HE asked her to marry him. BTW the stripper is ugly as hell. And Josh is going nuts trying to save his marriage. IMO Fergie should dump him.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 08:27:12
The stripper was pretty good looking. I don't blame him for hitting it.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 08:54:10
Well, uh, she doesn't look too bad in some of these pics. Plus I get the feeling she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, if thou catchest my drift.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 09:00:00
Even the ghetto has higher standards than that #14.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 09:14:28
I agree with #6. Dude took a step down with that ugly stripper. Sure Fergie is a butterface but obviously he can get past that. Im sure her general fug is made up for by looking like this on occasion: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20090217/Fergie%20Gren%20Bikini/f7.html
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 09:53:15
why would anyone want to fuck him he's as ugly as spencer pratt's facial pubes? With that creepy old goat face and beety eyes? His voice makes me want to throw up and protect my vagina.
By Kimberly, on October 29, 2009 10:01:15
Jesus christ, how old is Todd?
The movie he was talking about is actually one the virst horror movies, the very first if I'm right.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 10:35:44
"protect my vagina" That's funny.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 10:49:24
#25, you are delusional! Josh whateverhislastnameis is HOTT!!! And there is nothing as ugly as Spencer Pratt's anything.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 10:50:08
"protect my vagina" That's funny.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 10:52:30
If its true Fergie should dunp him
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 12:34:51
Josh is reportedly stunned. He can't believe a stripper named Delilah at Tattletales Lounge ratted him out--and after he paid her $60.
By Betty Noire, on October 29, 2009 16:52:33
Todd you need to lay off Fergie, she's actually pretty decent looking, and would probably do anal AND take a facial. And not even care if I didn't call her the next day.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 18:59:14
I would tag Fergie so hard that she would sound like Linda Blair in THE EXORCIST. I love how you dropped the Golem reference there Red Man. I laughed my ass off.
By Brother Darkness, on October 30, 2009 13:18:18
you guys condoning a married man cheating are pretty sick...
is nothing sacred anymore?
By kk, on October 30, 2009 15:27:12
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