28 Comments:

1. I would buy a pair of Miley Cyrus leggings before I touched anything this bitch was involved with.

   By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 10:38:13

2. I wonder if they have heated crotches?

   By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 10:59:57

3. Delusional fits both the photo and the quotes!

   By Webster, on October 2, 2009 11:10:53

4. well, i guess this is what classy and beauty mean today!! Im sot tired of her and Fox always refer to Monroe.... especially Lohan...You are not and will never ever be or look like Monroe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 11:19:38

5. I'm a fan of the anorectic. She should be blowing me daily.

   By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 11:24:36

6. The label describes itself as "a lifestyle brand of feminine power and grace".
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   You gotta be fucking kidding me. Dressing like a slutty hooker is "a lifestyle brand of feminine power & grace"? How about "the depths of depravity and a shocking lack of grace, judgement & class"?
   
   As I remember, whorehan actually marketed a model of her leggings that had knee pads sewn into them. They were nicknamed by others "blowjob specials", and appealed to sluts, hookers & porn movie fluffers. Which is where whorehan appears destined to end up...

   By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 11:25:24

7. I have always dug Lindsay and probably always will, but I must say that your comments about her always crack me up! Actually, the commentary on just about every post you make are hilarious! Now I'm going to go find some sexy older pics of her to ease my mind...

   By Virgility, on October 2, 2009 11:50:55

8. "All that's missing from this outfit is a jean jacket with tassels and a picture of Richie Sambora as Jesus airbrushed on the back."
   
   ooh that would rock.
   im on it.

   By lindz, on October 2, 2009 12:40:49

9. "a lifestyle brand of feminine power and grace."
   
   When I think of Lindsay Lohan, I think "a lifestyle of drugs and porn." Those leggings are nothing special. If she thinks she's some sort of fashion designer just because she put some holes in leggings, she's dumber than I thought.

   By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 13:00:22

10. well put, todd. Now excuse me while I go finish MY new line of hair elastics.

    By Jordan Remmes, on October 2, 2009 13:09:06

11. All that's missing from this outfit is a jean jacket with tassels and a picture of Richie Sambora as Jesus airbrushed on the back.
    
    I see you've been to Jersey.

    By Chaulk, on October 2, 2009 13:23:36

12. "Sexy Lindsay Lohan poses seductively on a stripper pole in this shot to promote her line of leggings."
    She looks like she is in a garage, there are wires hanging from the ceiling and is that a piece of drywall back there?

    By karma, on October 2, 2009 14:05:03

13. I read somewhere that these things are a huge $$$ success for her. Rich people will buy anything...Lindsay is a genus.

    By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 14:15:19

14. This post was very well written. Jean jacket...

    By sickitten, on October 2, 2009 14:53:51

15. I want her. I will disappoint her like no man has before.

    By YeahIKilledKenny, on October 2, 2009 15:09:32

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    By ICK she looks like diarrhea here, on October 2, 2009 15:24:41

17. Maybe it is because I've got a buzz going, but that last paragraph is concentrated awesomeness. Hilarious as always.

    By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 16:12:48

18. We actually need a fluffer this weekend on "Anal Cum Sluts 15." Lezlo can make $50 a day if she wants to work.
    

    By Ron Jeremy, on October 2, 2009 16:49:58

19. #2 - Don't you mean anti-bacterial crotch liners?

    By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 17:10:01

20. LOL. I got my first pair of leggings in Merrick, where the Blohans live. That was in the '80s. Seems like the legging idea has White Oprah all over it.
    
    Guess a girl has to work it to feed the monkey..

    By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 17:28:40

21. I'd still hit it. Over and over again.

    By Hates Hollywood, Loves LiLo, on October 2, 2009 17:44:15

22. you can always tell when sausage wallet Mclohan is about to go bat shit insane,,,she drops to much weight an goes blonde,you can almost set your clock to it...

    By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 18:23:43

23. everybody sing..."she's my, cherry pie..." or should that be "bop, skinny bop-bop-bop-bop"?

    By anonymous, on October 2, 2009 22:04:12

24. Comparing Lindsay Lohan to an architect for her fashion "design" is like comparing Kanye West to Maya Angelou for his public "speaking."

    By Shannon, on October 3, 2009 02:13:27

25. wow. i see you have sunk to ripping of pics AND witty remarks from gofugyourself.

    By me, on October 3, 2009 10:53:15

26. what's holding her up?

    By Stu, on October 3, 2009 16:54:46

27. Ew

    By anonymous, on October 4, 2009 12:52:19

28. Lindsay Lohan's fashion show was a disaster!
    Link
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/paris-fashion-week/6259167/Paris-Fashion-Week-Ungaro-springsummer-2010.html

    By anonymous, on October 4, 2009 15:12:25