Madonna used to be kind of hot, Like 70 years ago. Now she is just a scabby cranky old wrinkled up bitch. I would have to really hate myself to ever even think about sticking my dick in that. Then I would have to perform a " Honor " killing on myself to save face and restore my family's good name.
In addition to her lack of vocal skills and unattractiveness, it makes me cringe to watch her "dance" (that is, if you want to call "striking a pose" dancing). She's so embarrassingly bad that even the kids dancing in the video can't hide the fact that she sucks. When is this broad going to retire and disappear already?
Ah, I love this music video. It just highlights that the wrinkly veiny Mad Madge is obsessed with seeming young, and that she thinks surrounding herself with teenagers young enough to be her grandkids will make her young and sexy.
"Look at me! I'm dancing with hot young men! I'm kissing hot young men! I have a terrible dancing montage with hot young people dancing! I must be hot and young too! I'm hip! I'm groovy!"
That guy she snogs must be thinking, "Think of the money, think of the money..." because it must be like kissing your granny. With tongue.
Did you really write for the Superficial? A lot of the time when I read that site, it smacks of you. They must've tried to replace you with someone similar
Oh, once upon a time... You know, i think i like xtina with black hair better. She may look like a wexican, but it's a step up from the way she looks now.
Figures the stringy dried up hagged out skank madonna is the most unsexiest of all time. She's a disgusting middle aged bitch who thinks she's still 18 years old. Time to grow up, skank; no one likes you but the gay crowd, and you're just a washed up fashion icon to them...
Madonna used to be so hot, until about the time True Blue came out. Then things became yucky when she starred in that Willem Dafoe erotica movie (not only could she not act, her body is more muscular than Willem), then later tried to pass as a 15 year old naivete in Evita. That was the grossest 15 year old I've ever seen. Hey Madge, the only way you can control aging is by becoming Asian (and no, being Japanophile like Gwen does not count)
mandonga aka IT is such an attention whore!! she tries way too hard to be sexy, its not natural sexiness. i'm sick of her using sex and controversy to sell her music. grandma needs to retire we sick of this nasty bitch.
I love the song ... and the video was the greatest video madonna has done in the Decade ( except for music) U wanna pick the Least Sexiest Madge video? Try Celebration & 4 minutes or that horrible Give It To Me ... Ugh Ugh
20, I am, and all I see are hard ridges and stringy gristle. If I want that, I'll get a plastic biology model with all the muscles and organs but no skin.
Was that suppose to be a music video or a exercise tape for old jewish women in orlando fl. I couldn't go past the 2 min. mark without wanting to rip my eyes out in horror over this piece of shit! Thriller was never this scary.
madonna makes richard simmons look sexy. Guy should get more than half from fucking this demon, he should get a penis transplant for even putting into this unholy beast.
madonna makes richard simmons look sexy. Guy should get more than half from fucking this demon, he should get a penis transplant for even putting it into this unholy beast.
Man, those arms/that face/that hair scare me to death. She looks so old! That being said, if Madonna parted with some of her pocket change to hire a stylist to, oh, fix up the ratnest hair, put some decent makeup on her (throw out ALL the red lipstick) and put her in some appropriate clothes (the non-gristle revealing stuff), she would look SO much better. Baby-Boy-Toy should style her, he would probably be wonderful at it.
Kelly Clarkson (the meat wagon), Carey (song credits go to everyone but her), I'm so sick of Mariah w/ her cans out and her butt in the air! Will she ever dress her age! Her vocals are 75% electronically enhanced. Plus her songs all sound alike. She will be forever 12 in her mind, just look at her cd titles! I rest my case!
The singing was horrible and the video proved that everybody in it was a dancer except for vadge. And wtf humping a boom box, don't tell me that is "art".
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Leave Your CommentMadonna used to be kind of hot, Like 70 years ago. Now she is just a scabby cranky old wrinkled up bitch. I would have to really hate myself to ever even think about sticking my dick in that. Then I would have to perform a " Honor " killing on myself to save face and restore my family's good name.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2009 15:52:29
In addition to her lack of vocal skills and unattractiveness, it makes me cringe to watch her "dance" (that is, if you want to call "striking a pose" dancing). She's so embarrassingly bad that even the kids dancing in the video can't hide the fact that she sucks. When is this broad going to retire and disappear already?
By anonymous, on October 19, 2009 16:06:58
What's The Superficial?
By anonymous, on October 19, 2009 16:08:56
Ah, I love this music video. It just highlights that the wrinkly veiny Mad Madge is obsessed with seeming young, and that she thinks surrounding herself with teenagers young enough to be her grandkids will make her young and sexy.
"Look at me! I'm dancing with hot young men! I'm kissing hot young men! I have a terrible dancing montage with hot young people dancing! I must be hot and young too! I'm hip! I'm groovy!"
That guy she snogs must be thinking, "Think of the money, think of the money..." because it must be like kissing your granny. With tongue.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2009 16:26:48
Did you really write for the Superficial? A lot of the time when I read that site, it smacks of you. They must've tried to replace you with someone similar
By Obamaniqua, on October 19, 2009 16:31:14
Spice Girls not sexy?? I would have bent over Baby and Ginger Spices all night long (back in the day)...
By anonymous, on October 19, 2009 16:42:40
Oh, once upon a time...
You know, i think i like xtina with black hair better. She may look like a wexican, but it's a step up from the way she looks now.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2009 16:42:54
I don't know what the hell that list is talking about ... the Rick Astley video is the sexiest video of all time ...
By anonymous, on October 19, 2009 16:44:33
Gosh, Madge is the grossest! Gosh, did Britney used to be cute or what! That stunt was lame when they did it and its even lamer as time goes by.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2009 16:48:57
You bite your tongue about Rick Astley!
By anonymous, on October 19, 2009 17:02:48
Trying to mix disco and break dancing? Even if she weren't 80 years old, it would still come off as idiotic.
By JAC, on October 19, 2009 17:48:25
..??? four people you'd have sex with??
you only counting the spice girls as one?
By anonymous, on October 19, 2009 19:31:32
She's so in love with herself she will never give it up. At 90 she'll still have those hideous arms and be trying to hang with the youngins'
By Give it up grandma, on October 19, 2009 19:39:35
Figures the stringy dried up hagged out skank madonna is the most unsexiest of all time. She's a disgusting middle aged bitch who thinks she's still 18 years old. Time to grow up, skank; no one likes you but the gay crowd, and you're just a washed up fashion icon to them...
By anonymous, on October 19, 2009 19:58:14
Madonna used to be so hot, until about the time True Blue came out. Then things became yucky when she starred in that Willem Dafoe erotica movie (not only could she not act, her body is more muscular than Willem), then later tried to pass as a 15 year old naivete in Evita. That was the grossest 15 year old I've ever seen.
Hey Madge, the only way you can control aging is by becoming Asian (and no, being Japanophile like Gwen does not count)
By anonymous, on October 19, 2009 20:04:38
Socks and heels...how much of a queer was the guy who came up with this idea?
By Dr. Perverto, on October 19, 2009 22:05:30
mandonga aka IT is such an attention whore!! she tries way too hard to be sexy, its not natural sexiness. i'm sick of her using sex and controversy to sell her music. grandma needs to retire we sick of this nasty bitch.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2009 23:42:34
I love the song ... and the video was the greatest video madonna has done in the Decade ( except for music)
U wanna pick the Least Sexiest Madge video? Try Celebration & 4 minutes or that horrible Give It To Me ... Ugh Ugh
By Ali, on October 19, 2009 23:55:44
The Superficial blows chunks. No big loss.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2009 01:11:03
Oh come now. Look at her legs. Look at her body. She's hot.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2009 03:24:19
really?? now??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1216592/Wham-star-Andrew-Ridgeley-succumbs-ageing-process.html
By anonymous, on October 20, 2009 03:46:44
20, I am, and all I see are hard ridges and stringy gristle. If I want that, I'll get a plastic biology model with all the muscles and organs but no skin.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2009 04:28:30
Todd wrote for the superficial too?
Geez, IDLYITW must pick up all of TS's sloppy seconds...
By anonymous, on October 20, 2009 10:21:43
Was that suppose to be a music video or a exercise tape for old jewish women in orlando fl. I couldn't go past the 2 min. mark without wanting to rip my eyes out in horror over this piece of shit! Thriller was never this scary.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2009 11:25:34
Any mortal who kisses the lips of the madonna will forever have the curse of the beast. Just ask xtina & brittney, espc. brit.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2009 11:30:27
madonna makes richard simmons look sexy. Guy should get more than half from fucking this demon, he should get a penis transplant for even putting into this unholy beast.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2009 11:36:13
madonna makes richard simmons look sexy. Guy should get more than half from fucking this demon, he should get a penis transplant for even putting it into this unholy beast.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2009 11:36:53
Man, those arms/that face/that hair scare me to death. She looks so old! That being said, if Madonna parted with some of her pocket change to hire a stylist to, oh, fix up the ratnest hair, put some decent makeup on her (throw out ALL the red lipstick) and put her in some appropriate clothes (the non-gristle revealing stuff), she would look SO much better. Baby-Boy-Toy should style her, he would probably be wonderful at it.
By Skittles, on October 20, 2009 12:48:14
Kelly Clarkson (the meat wagon), Carey (song credits go to everyone but her), I'm so sick of Mariah w/ her cans out and her butt in the air! Will she ever dress her age! Her vocals are 75% electronically enhanced. Plus her songs all sound alike. She will be forever 12 in her mind, just look at her cd titles! I rest my case!
By anonymous, on October 20, 2009 15:32:06
Rick Astley is my man! love him!
Can't lie, my gay friend Paolo and I used to dance to this (Hung Up) in his living room! wooohooo!
By NIKKI, on October 20, 2009 16:05:14
The singing was horrible and the video proved that everybody in it was a dancer except for vadge. And wtf humping a boom box, don't tell me that is "art".
By anonymous, on October 20, 2009 16:22:32
That video is just DISGUSTING damn she is to damn ugly come on dinner came up now is on the floor that old bitch needs to retired and go the fuck away
By PISS OFF MADONNA BITCH, on October 20, 2009 19:53:40
the only way to kill them is to shot them in the head!
By misfitwendy, on October 21, 2009 09:08:03
they've definitely tried to replace you on superficial with a similar writer, but he never takes it quite far enough.
Timid.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2009 03:13:51
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