Also, I think the reason I just got really pissed off was because I will never hit anything remotely close to as perfect her body unless I am drinking and driving..........fuck me.
#2 you are the idiot, you haven't fuck anything close like Shauna... not to mention the monkey that you fucked last night while your mother was watching you .. your pervert.... LOL...
I really don't see the big difference between the two. They both have had work done. Fake boobs, fake tan, skinny and leathery-looking. Shauna is just a little less fortunate with the end results.
hahaha!!! i love you todd. female orgasms? i'm living proof man. they exist. meet me later and i'll show you first hand ;)
just to warn you in advance though... i'm not too much on the screaming. i let my eyes and mouth do all the seducing AND be all the proof you need that i'm cumming. anything else is just a ruse (minus the occasional moan i may not be able to contain) ;p
Um, before you brand a school as a "lesbian college", do a little research. Quinnipiac University is a co-ed school that would better be described as a "party school" than anything else (but even that's a stretch). Idiot.
If you have the beauty of doing a sex tape to make profit that makes you more fuckable than anything. If you want to do it.. i will be better with a SLUT like Shauna. I mean do you want a nice girl so you can fuck her?
I bet if this chick took her top off she'd look like she's been through a meat grinder. (And yes, i've seen the old topless pics. I'm taking about the new floatation devices) Not real big on squinty eyes, either.
1. No trashy tattoos. 2. No kid to set a bad example for, and not starring in slutty sex tapes in the first place. 3. Prettier face and the most incredible girl abs on the planet. 4. Overall less fake-looking (I hate Shauna's stupid clown make-up that she wears all the time). 5. Doesn't walk around everywhere in 6 inch clear stripper heels.
I never understood the big deal about her. She has a nice bod but is absolutely fugly. She always resembles Martha Stewart to me. I would think guys would prefer a pretty face over a perfect bod,no?
Perfect photoshopping on this girl. She actually has what, like a gazillion big malignant looking moles, somehow they all disappear in the photos lmao.
There are a lot of jealous queens posting today. If you can't tell the difference between Shauna Sand and this chick then you should get an eye exam. Sand's boobs and face have been stretched out so much they look like they're melting. Miller is tight and normal, not to mention she actually has muscle tone. Miller doesn't have to put her makeup on with a trowel either.
Now go back to eating your bonbons and fapping to Robert Pattinson you fags.
27 Comments:
Leave Your CommentNot to get burned here..but i preffer Shauna.. LOL!!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 09:53:19
#1 is an idiot.
Also, I think the reason I just got really pissed off was because I will never hit anything remotely close to as perfect her body unless I am drinking and driving..........fuck me.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 09:56:06
Now that's what I'm talkin' about!!! T&A, and a face to go with!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 10:01:56
#2 you are the idiot, you haven't fuck anything close like Shauna... not to mention the monkey that you fucked last night while your mother was watching you .. your pervert.... LOL...
Man i love this site.. !
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 10:06:44
thats one hot tranny
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 10:11:34
#1 is a blind, drooling, pants-shitting, helmet-wearing retard.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 10:16:56
I really don't see the big difference between the two. They both have had work done. Fake boobs, fake tan, skinny and leathery-looking. Shauna is just a little less fortunate with the end results.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 10:22:06
Meh, plastic surgery body is more like it
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 10:26:59
well said, #7. neither of them are "my ideal," but this one is much better off than that Playboy skank.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 10:50:19
hahaha!!! i love you todd. female orgasms? i'm living proof man. they exist. meet me later and i'll show you first hand ;)
just to warn you in advance though... i'm not too much on the screaming. i let my eyes and mouth do all the seducing AND be all the proof you need that i'm cumming. anything else is just a ruse (minus the occasional moan i may not be able to contain) ;p
By Biting My Lip In Anticipation, on October 13, 2009 10:54:53
Um, before you brand a school as a "lesbian college", do a little research. Quinnipiac University is a co-ed school that would better be described as a "party school" than anything else (but even that's a stretch). Idiot.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 11:51:54
If you have the beauty of doing a sex tape to make profit that makes you more fuckable than anything. If you want to do it.. i will be better with a SLUT like Shauna. I mean do you want a nice girl so you can fuck her?
COME ON!!! lets be real!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 12:00:26
I bet if this chick took her top off she'd look like she's been through a meat grinder. (And yes, i've seen the old topless pics. I'm taking about the new floatation devices) Not real big on squinty eyes, either.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 12:30:13
If I looked half as good as Marisa Miller does in a bikini, I could die happy.
By painfully average girl, on October 13, 2009 12:48:57
Totally beautiful and totally fuckable.
By Bill Clinton, on October 13, 2009 13:08:24
I need to call my doctor, cuz this girl gives me an erection that lasts longer than four hours.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 14:51:13
She is so much hotter than Shauna Sand.
1. No trashy tattoos.
2. No kid to set a bad example for, and not starring in slutty sex tapes in the first place.
3. Prettier face and the most incredible girl abs on the planet.
4. Overall less fake-looking (I hate Shauna's stupid clown make-up that she wears all the time).
5. Doesn't walk around everywhere in 6 inch clear stripper heels.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 15:46:38
#11 sucks it while being donkey punched. Todd doesn't need his history teacher posting.
This chick is 100% perfect.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 17:18:03
She is awesome!!!!
By Midlife Bachelor, on October 13, 2009 19:27:25
jeess.... fuuck.... I mean, goddam... drool...
can't.. find.. words..
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 20:00:32
"Marisa Miller is Not Shauna Sand"...
THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 21:58:01
In 10 years she will look like Shauna or worse, they all age that way....
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 22:01:53
I never understood the big deal about her. She has a nice bod but is absolutely fugly. She always resembles Martha Stewart to me. I would think guys would prefer a pretty face over a perfect bod,no?
By not a butta-face, on October 13, 2009 23:15:16
#18 there's no such thing as perfect in this world..
Now perfect would be her giving me head.. that will be perfect for sure :D
By anonymous, on October 14, 2009 02:57:29
LOL at #11 - its okay, you can come out of the closet now!
By anonymous, on October 14, 2009 04:54:45
Perfect photoshopping on this girl. She actually has what, like a gazillion big malignant looking moles, somehow they all disappear in the photos lmao.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2009 13:55:58
There are a lot of jealous queens posting today. If you can't tell the difference between Shauna Sand and this chick then you should get an eye exam. Sand's boobs and face have been stretched out so much they look like they're melting. Miller is tight and normal, not to mention she actually has muscle tone. Miller doesn't have to put her makeup on with a trowel either.
Now go back to eating your bonbons and fapping to Robert Pattinson you fags.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2009 18:16:33
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