Aw, Toddy! Don't be jealous! It doesn't become you. Look, you've BOTH got followings. He's got the girls/women who want to be seduced and corrupted from purity to evil, who long to surrender all control and responsibility for the sake of everlasting love and lust. But you! YOU'VE got a following of girls/women who like funny, bitter bloggers and enjoy making taking out their frustrations about the monotony of life and destroyed daydreams by making bitter comments about other girls on your blog. Come on now. Doesn't even compare. What more could you want?
There now. All better? :)
And by the way, I'd blow him in a heartbeat and beg him to let me keep going once he was done.
He is totally fug. There is no way most women would even speak to him if he wasn't in that stupid vampire movie. I'll pass. THat Efron guy is a million times hotter...but probably gay too!
There is absolutely NO WAY you could convince me that his "girlfriend" Kristen Stewart isn't a card-carrying butch. (Yes, they carry cards, good for 10% off at L.L. Bean.) In fact, she bears no small resemblance to another dyke we all know and avert our gazes from: Samantha Ronson. I think they must go shopping together. Maybe somebody could set those two up, and then Lindsay Lohan would have a heart attack and die.
HYSTERICAL! I love how when a chick comments about someone not being fat, or horrid, the men on this board erupt into a tirade about how ugly/fat/lonely the chicks must be. But one post about Robert Pattinson, who's practically a tennager, and the guys are all sorts of pissy! Does that mean you must be also fat/lonely/gay/in need of blowjobs?
I'm pretty damn cute, not even close to fat. So are most of my friends, and in our 20's so bjs are legal, natch. I can't count on one hand how many of us love this guy. Sorry men. Don't care if he's queer, or if he smells. We'll never get that close to him anyway, so we can fantasize all we want.
Todd we know you'd jump on ANY hootchie whenever or wherever you can get it if you were an actor, but SOME people would like to be liked for themselves, not some character in a movie. I don't think he's complaining, he's just telling it the way it is.
#15 Yes, they are all fat, pathetic, limp-dick losers. That's why they love to talk sh*t about girls they know they could never in a million years get with and that's also why they are so jealous and insecure about the guys that women DO want. 'Cause they know nobody wants their ugly asses.
Rob is a sexy mtherfckr. Women want to f*ck him. Not just the jail-bait girls, but actual, full-grown women. Yeah, Twilight sucked. Who cares? At least Rob looked good in it. That's enough for me.
Actually he's totally correct in this case. Think about it: all the women who want him are either shrieking 12 year olds who think a bipolar stalker is soooooo dreamy, or their neglected mothers. Ew either way.
#21- Speak for yourself. I'm a woman and I definitely do NOT want to fuck this "guy". I like MEN, not fairy, candy-assed, limp-wristed princesses. And why in God's name would any straight woman want to fantasize about doing a GAY GUY? Nasty. I certainly wouldn't think the idea of having a cock stuck in you that's been shoved up countless male assholes would be a turn on, but there are some sick fuckers out there I guess. And not just men.
And if you're looking for guys to fantasize about, Hollywood is NOT the place. Check out our military...now those guys are hot AND straight (except the Navy, they're all gay)!
#27 You are obviously retarded as well as having really poor taste. He isn't gay. He's had a string of girl-friends. He does not act "candy ass" nor does he have a limp wrist. Perhaps you're confusing "gay" with British? If you want to know why women like him (and it's not about his looks, even though he's gorgeous) you'll need to watch his interviews on youtube so you can witness his silly sense of humor, his humility, and his wonderful laid-back attitude.
Dear God, another case of people confusing the actor with the character he plays in a movie. It's acting, people. It's not real. He's not really like that in real life, as much as you may want/think him to be. Seriously, his fans can't be any older than 13.
#29 I can't figure out what the hell you're talking about. You seem to be very confused. No one has said anything "Edward" (the role I presume you're referring to). Or even what qualities you believe are being confused with the real-life actor. Has someone referred to him as a sparkly blood-drinker? A stalker who will watch you in your sleep? Or have they made reference to his marble c*ck and the "venom" it spits out? No, I don't think so. ROBERT PATTINSON, the flesh and blood actor, is a good-looking guy with an affable personality, as can be very easily seen in photos and interviews and is corroborated by anyone who has actually met the guy. Maybe you should stop being such a condescending asshole.
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Leave Your CommentI really don't get it. He's not good looking and sounds a little pissy. No thanks.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 06:41:52
Aw, Toddy! Don't be jealous! It doesn't become you. Look, you've BOTH got followings. He's got the girls/women who want to be seduced and corrupted from purity to evil, who long to surrender all control and responsibility for the sake of everlasting love and lust. But you! YOU'VE got a following of girls/women who like funny, bitter bloggers and enjoy making taking out their frustrations about the monotony of life and destroyed daydreams by making bitter comments about other girls on your blog. Come on now. Doesn't even compare. What more could you want?
There now. All better? :)
And by the way, I'd blow him in a heartbeat and beg him to let me keep going once he was done.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 06:48:07
gorgeous man.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 07:01:16
Todd, no need to get your panties in a wad. Have you seen what those Twilight fanchicks look like? No wonder why Pattinson is bummed out.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 07:04:55
He's ugly and dirty looking. Maybe if he took a shower and used some deodorant he would have better luck. He looks like a future Squeegie person. ew.
By Emma, on October 13, 2009 07:11:12
He should upgrade that ugly broad while his 15 minutes are still ticking.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 07:20:02
its true - fans of Twilight seem to be fatties. And not just fat, stupid and lonely too. But mostly fat.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 07:26:54
This queen has swallowed miles of cock and his stoner beard is doing a poor job of covering for him.
By coolpapa, on October 13, 2009 07:43:20
That's right! You tell those faggots exactly where to go! Stupid candy asses! THEY ARE GOING TO HELL! Hell I say! Stupid faggots!!!!
By The MORAL Majority, on October 13, 2009 07:56:39
You have to remember that those 400 girls are 12 years old. Blow jobs aren't an option.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 07:59:00
He is totally fug. There is no way most women would even speak to him if he wasn't in that stupid vampire movie. I'll pass. THat Efron guy is a million times hotter...but probably gay too!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 08:02:14
I agree, both of these Twilight losers are totally fug
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 08:18:58
There is absolutely NO WAY you could convince me that his "girlfriend" Kristen Stewart isn't a card-carrying butch. (Yes, they carry cards, good for 10% off at L.L. Bean.) In fact, she bears no small resemblance to another dyke we all know and avert our gazes from: Samantha Ronson. I think they must go shopping together. Maybe somebody could set those two up, and then Lindsay Lohan would have a heart attack and die.
By Rugmunchers R Us, on October 13, 2009 08:24:46
D-Bag.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 08:34:45
HYSTERICAL! I love how when a chick comments about someone not being fat, or horrid, the men on this board erupt into a tirade about how ugly/fat/lonely the chicks must be. But one post about Robert Pattinson, who's practically a tennager, and the guys are all sorts of pissy! Does that mean you must be also fat/lonely/gay/in need of blowjobs?
I'm pretty damn cute, not even close to fat. So are most of my friends, and in our 20's so bjs are legal, natch. I can't count on one hand how many of us love this guy. Sorry men. Don't care if he's queer, or if he smells. We'll never get that close to him anyway, so we can fantasize all we want.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 08:46:31
Todd we know you'd jump on ANY hootchie whenever or wherever you can get it if you were an actor, but SOME people would like to be liked for themselves, not some character in a movie. I don't think he's complaining, he's just telling it the way it is.
By jaye, on October 13, 2009 08:54:12
whatever you say, #15. Fat girls love this guy. It's a scientific fact. The hot for cock part is still up in the air, but...
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 09:41:31
I'm a big fan of twilight (the books) but was disappointed with the choice of casting. He's rather Bleh to me.
By bi chick, on October 13, 2009 10:33:05
i love robert pattinson, and i think that all you guys are just jealous, so nyah!
By ladyguitarstar, on October 13, 2009 11:39:43
Sounds like he doesn't know how to handle the attention. Could end badly for him.
By River Phoenix, on October 13, 2009 12:01:28
#15 Yes, they are all fat, pathetic, limp-dick losers. That's why they love to talk sh*t about girls they know they could never in a million years get with and that's also why they are so jealous and insecure about the guys that women DO want. 'Cause they know nobody wants their ugly asses.
Rob is a sexy mtherfckr. Women want to f*ck him. Not just the jail-bait girls, but actual, full-grown women. Yeah, Twilight sucked. Who cares? At least Rob looked good in it. That's enough for me.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 12:29:29
#21: AMEN, sister. I would do such terrible dirty things to that boy. He'd leave our time together feeling confused, ashamed, and wanting more.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 14:03:42
Actually he's totally correct in this case. Think about it: all the women who want him are either shrieking 12 year olds who think a bipolar stalker is soooooo dreamy, or their neglected mothers. Ew either way.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 14:47:21
He's hot!
By anon, on October 13, 2009 17:26:55
I LOVE SWEET VALLEY HIGH!!!! http://thedairiburger.wordpress.com/category/sweet-valley-high/page/2/
ps. #2 might be the new me
By Todd's Wifey, on October 13, 2009 18:39:41
I love you Rpatz!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 22:13:50
#21- Speak for yourself. I'm a woman and I definitely do NOT want to fuck this "guy". I like MEN, not fairy, candy-assed, limp-wristed princesses. And why in God's name would any straight woman want to fantasize about doing a GAY GUY? Nasty. I certainly wouldn't think the idea of having a cock stuck in you that's been shoved up countless male assholes would be a turn on, but there are some sick fuckers out there I guess. And not just men.
And if you're looking for guys to fantasize about, Hollywood is NOT the place. Check out our military...now those guys are hot AND straight (except the Navy, they're all gay)!
By anonymous, on October 14, 2009 10:25:17
#27 You are obviously retarded as well as having really poor taste. He isn't gay. He's had a string of girl-friends. He does not act "candy ass" nor does he have a limp wrist. Perhaps you're confusing "gay" with British? If you want to know why women like him (and it's not about his looks, even though he's gorgeous) you'll need to watch his interviews on youtube so you can witness his silly sense of humor, his humility, and his wonderful laid-back attitude.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2009 11:42:10
Dear God, another case of people confusing the actor with the character he plays in a movie. It's acting, people. It's not real. He's not really like that in real life, as much as you may want/think him to be. Seriously, his fans can't be any older than 13.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2009 13:21:43
#29 I can't figure out what the hell you're talking about. You seem to be very confused. No one has said anything "Edward" (the role I presume you're referring to). Or even what qualities you believe are being confused with the real-life actor. Has someone referred to him as a sparkly blood-drinker? A stalker who will watch you in your sleep? Or have they made reference to his marble c*ck and the "venom" it spits out? No, I don't think so. ROBERT PATTINSON, the flesh and blood actor, is a good-looking guy with an affable personality, as can be very easily seen in photos and interviews and is corroborated by anyone who has actually met the guy. Maybe you should stop being such a condescending asshole.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2009 11:55:00
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