Rack: excellent. Absolutely everything else: Punishing to all the senses. It's criminal the way that rack accidentally ended up on the wrong genome. Imagine if, say, Claire Danes' genome was in its proper dish that day; then not only would we have a bosomy Claire Danes, we would have never had to know there was this Katy Perry specimen, out there in Nowheresville, sploshing in the inky muck with the others of her caste.
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Leave Your Commentnot sure I would use the word love, more like a good pair of wanking tits!
By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 03:13:49
Love poem, eh?
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Show me your tits.
By Jon, on October 6, 2009 03:21:27
I think Katy is pretty damn hot...face, rack, and all. I want to see her "Oh" face.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 04:29:21
This chick does a whole lot of nothing for me. I'd sooner chow down on Lardassian's mellifluous mammaries.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 04:36:50
How the hell can this talentless scumbag afford a 3.4 million dollar home?
By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 05:35:54
OMG.
Katy could totally be the next Wonder Woman.
Srsly - I don't even like her, but she certainly looks more like Linda Carter than any other nobody they've come up with!
By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 06:41:24
Russell Brand's a dead man! Nobody gets Katy but me! Then again, The Sun's not always right.
By MPT, on October 6, 2009 07:31:14
She's much hotter than that curveless Ashley Greene bitch Todd posted yesterday
By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 08:45:18
That's funny. Russell told me he was in love with me after phone sex last week..
He's barking mad and smoking hot. With a big schwank.
By Skeezy and Salty is How I Like 'em, on October 6, 2009 09:10:19
Rack: excellent. Absolutely everything else: Punishing to all the senses. It's criminal the way that rack accidentally ended up on the wrong genome. Imagine if, say, Claire Danes' genome was in its proper dish that day; then not only would we have a bosomy Claire Danes, we would have never had to know there was this Katy Perry specimen, out there in Nowheresville, sploshing in the inky muck with the others of her caste.
And I don't even like Claire Danes that much.
By Mad Science, on October 6, 2009 12:27:25
Dude looks like a lady.
By Phil McCracken, on October 6, 2009 13:44:39
At least he's honest.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 17:09:23
Russell Brand is so incredibly fug. Look at his freaking face:
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00475/Russell_Brand_475710a.jpg
Hope Katy Perry enjoys waking up in Vegas next to that. Ugh.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 20:20:32
She looks like a cross between pornstars Eva Angelina and Jayden James. That's right I can only think of beauty in terms of pornstars.
He looks like some sort of magical British fairy that comes to your house through your window to sodomize your pets.
I'm sure Russell will present her with the magical gift of herpes!
By Dill Picklestein, on October 7, 2009 05:19:01
Russell is clever, funny and hot. Katy is just... blah.
By Red Cat, on October 7, 2009 22:49:23
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