41 Comments:

1. Those things are rediculously huge.

   By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 11:58:29

2. A few hours later the grooms seed was spilled all over that huge rack.

   By Pat McGroin, on October 12, 2009 12:06:09

3. the shnozberry guy! she married the shnozberry guy, unbelievable.

   By karma, on October 12, 2009 12:31:13

4. She went and married some terrorist?
   
   Typical Hollywood.

   By Steve Drill, on October 12, 2009 12:37:33

5. Why are we losing our precious natural (or enhanced) resources to these damn foreigners?!!! First, Grace Kelly, and now this shit.

   By jeditemple, on October 12, 2009 12:57:31

6. Booooooobiiiieeeeeeees! :O

   By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 13:01:10

7. I hope she doesn't take too many more beatings before she remembers to not rent room 107. The door doesn't lock from being kicked-in. In all fairness, he DID tell her twice before.

   By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 13:02:58

8. If this chick was an A cup she'd be Kelly Clarkson.
   
   Well, A cup and 50 lbs heavier. And *not* attracting Babu, much less marrying him.

   By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 13:18:13

9. Gotta hand it to the douchebag, he acted fast. There was no way in hell he was getting a better woman than her.
   
   So this is gonna last, what, two years maybe?

   By Tony, on October 12, 2009 13:27:31

10. if the super trooper dude could get her, that means we all had a shot.

    By burp, on October 12, 2009 13:39:57

11. She's not fat...

    By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 13:48:45

12. Who is that guy? I don't remember him in Starship Troopers.
    
    As for her, I don't know her, but DAMN THOSE ARE HUGE.

    By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 14:01:12

13. Well, even bugeyed stoners that eat weed need love too I guess...

    By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 14:14:10

14. I can't believe it, that man is hideous. If I had that rack, I could get any man I wanted and believe me, he would look a heck of a lot better than that guy.

    By gryphon50, on October 12, 2009 14:17:07

15. lucky bastard

    By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 14:37:11

16. shes ugly

    By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 14:44:45

17. She's so pretty, Todd you have no taste. Megan Fox is a boring trollop.

    By Meow!, on October 12, 2009 14:56:26

18. I'm with Karma, she married Shnozberry?!? By that rational Joey Kern should be using Jessica Biel as a toilet.

    By thebig28, on October 12, 2009 15:06:27

19. I think she's beautiful. Although her flowers clearly were done by the Little Shop of Horrors..

    By Horny, on October 12, 2009 16:11:54

20. Please tell me that's her father giving her away and not the lucky son of a bitch that's gonna be nursing on those bad boys.

    By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 16:14:38

21. actually, before she got her implants she was the third alternate for a Layne Bryant commercial

    By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 16:15:57

22. She has such perfect skin, like porcelain.

    By Men are pervs, on October 12, 2009 16:53:52

23. Wow. She is gorgeous. Get more of her on this site.

    By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 16:55:38

24. lmao these jokes write themselves

    By Todd's Wifey, on October 12, 2009 18:18:20

25. HUGE,CREAMY,MILKY WHITE,GLOBES OF JOY !
    Lucky Dude !

    By BukkNekkid , on October 12, 2009 18:36:18

26. WTF!!! Have you people seen the groom? Life is so unfair.

    By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 18:41:31

27. Jesus fucking christ, you gotta be kidding me. If you cant make heads or tails out of the people in the pics go to imdb and search "Geoffrey Arend", wtf?!?!?!?

    By anonymous, on October 12, 2009 19:04:30

28. Two and a half years qualifies as 'longtime love' these days?

    By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 02:30:25

29. I read "the Tennessee native whore"

    By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 02:56:37

30. That shitheel Geoffrey must have an enormous dick to match her enormous boobs because the guy played a sideshow freak with lobster claws in "Bubble Boy" for Christ's sake.

    By Dukey Shastaman, on October 13, 2009 05:31:50

31. I bought her a beautiful Pearl necklace as a wedding gift. OK, I made it myself.

    By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 05:42:03

32. Her face looks pretty rough there

    By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 06:01:50

33. She looks like the fucking corpse bride with tits.

    By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 06:59:41

34. He was in Super Troopers, not Starship Troopers.
    
    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1400347904/nm0034309
    

    By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 08:40:38

35. i think she is amazingly beautiful.

    By kr, on October 13, 2009 09:08:37

36. It ought to be pretty easy for the wax museum artist to nail THAT complexion.

    By dmccall, on October 13, 2009 11:22:25

37. Ha, 28, just what I was thinking!
    
    OK, I get it. She marries him to not seem superficial and stupid. Once that complex out of her system (which should be pretty soon) she'll go ahead, dump him and start fucking some good-looking vapid actor douchebag. Seen it before, will see it again. Asslee Simpson, Avril LaTurd, etc...

    By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 11:55:55

38. Nice rack but she's too pale and pasty.

    By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 15:21:40

39. I'm really wondering how Vera Wang built that dress to hold up those things. I've got bigs ones like hers (unfortunately I've had two kids and an ass to prove it) and can never find anything strapless/push-up, etc. How does she NOT have huge indentations in her shoulders? Huh? Tell me that, Joan! SRSLY!

    By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 15:40:02

40. Oh, Carolina Herrerra, my bad...that explains it all...

    By anonymous, on October 13, 2009 15:40:58

41. She's beautiful on the show, but she does NOT photograph well.

    By anonymous, on October 14, 2009 12:13:28