Tila Tequila Will Be Dead In 2 Weeks

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  1. Be sure to leave a good suicide blog!!!

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 06:07:46

  2. Well, she better ask Britney which looney ward she recommends before they throw her away. Not that I would mind.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 06:16:09

  3. Its a long time over due

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 06:20:48

  4. "...don't take life for granted." What an idiot.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 06:21:41

  5. She reminds me of this psycho Korean chick I dated for a couple of months in high school. She would scratch her wrists with car keys and take pictures and show them to me and tell me, "This is what you do to me!"

    Now she's 19 and married to a guy she knew for a grand total of 4 months prior.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 06:26:17

  6. Am I the only person who thinks she's kind of cute? Yes, a complete idiot and total trash, but, with a better personality and an IQ above 100 (and the absence of those retarded hooker tats) she'd be absolutely adorable.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 06:33:19

  7. #6, yes you are alone. She's a total skank, whose panties smell like week old perch.

    By Storm, on October 6, 2009 06:44:44

  8. 2 weeks seems kinda long...

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 06:48:59

  9. 2 weeks? I'll take the under.

    By Gigi, on October 6, 2009 06:49:54

  10. thanks for sharing the memories with us #5

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 06:51:34

  11. "...I am needed up there"

    Apparently "god" is making a snuff film

    By x24, on October 6, 2009 06:52:00

  12. Thanks for the heads up...peace out!

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 06:55:34

  13. She's asian, she'll make a suicide attempt and then an hour later she'll be suicidal again.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 06:55:55

  14. This is just messed up. I don't want anyone to kill themselves. She needs psychiatric help...stat.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 07:12:02

  15. God also told me that she's needed up there.

    By Cubs Fan, on October 6, 2009 07:13:16

  16. the guys at work , have a pool going on how shes going to do it . i put my money on she gonna go out sucking a dick , but my boss say the shes likely to just O.D on kfc and cool aid

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 07:26:42

  17. Sounds like a major call for help.

    By Underpants Gnome, on October 6, 2009 07:38:58

  18. She should totally do it with the short samurai sword, you know like when japanese soldiers lost their honor and gutted themselves. But she should do it naked.

    By Buckwheat, on October 6, 2009 07:48:22

  19. you know what? suicide is serious and shouldn't be thrown around like this or jokes made about it. if she's not serious, she shouldn't say it, and if she is serious no one should joke about it.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 07:52:51

  20. Believe me, this is absolutely no joke. I am very very serious about wishing she would commit suicide.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 08:08:15

  21. # 13 FTW

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 08:12:31

  22. Get off your 'to bone-excruciating ego emo trip and out of the exhausting-partying-drug-sex-drunken circut and help out the handicapped, abandoned and poor; make a difference, set a good example even if you don't physically aide them 'lady'.. Your good works.. and testing of your faith and obedience is while you are living on Earth not when you in heaven.. Knowing the short time you have and making good use of it is the 'key' to entering for YOUR REST, should you pass the judgement and repent and repair now! sheese

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 08:16:12

  23. @ #22 I want to fuck you in a church. Thoughts?

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 08:26:24

  24. Good riddance! One less self involved, self important, no talent, spoiled, attention whore we have to deal with. Lets hope she has a party and invites Paris Hilton and Kim KardASSian to join her.

    By K-Dog, on October 6, 2009 08:38:13

  25. Hear hear, # 23! Well said!

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 08:49:06

  26. #22 wtf are you talking about

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 08:56:19

  27. Anything for attention.

    Apparently she's hearing the voices again..

    5150 anyone?

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 09:07:17

  28. #22- Father Roberts is that you? You still owe me a candy bar for the blow job I gave you in the confessional last week

    By Timmy the alter boy, on October 6, 2009 09:19:47

  29. Well, this is just awesome!
    My birthday's also in two weeks!

    Coincidence?

    I think not!

    By spanky, on October 6, 2009 09:23:20

  30. either her account got hacked in or shes gonna get off myspace, FB, twitter. I think probably the latter.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 09:41:13

  31. OMG *fingers crossed*!

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 10:24:34

  32. Hopefully she does. She looks so fake with her cheap eye contacts.

    By pretty young girl, on October 6, 2009 10:32:04

  33. #7 "She's a total skank, whose panties smell like week old perch."

    She doesn't wear panties. So, it must be ...

    By Adrenalynn Tuber, on October 6, 2009 10:38:26

  34. Die you dirty chink! Do us all a favor, we need this space for pretty girls with great tits...

    By HungWang, on October 6, 2009 10:41:16

  35. Spanky, you crack me up!

    By Adrenalynn Tuber, on October 6, 2009 10:42:49

  36. Normally, I wouldn't knock someone who's fragile & in a bad way, but I will for this publicity slut. If she's in such bad shape, she needs to seek professional help, not send out a twitter "look at ME!" message to her "fans". Just another way to get people to notice her; an attention whore to the last...

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 10:46:17

  37. No big loss.

    By JK, on October 6, 2009 11:03:57

  38. I call bullshit and attention-whoring. We should be so lucky. And no one kills themselves if their life is great and they have a lot to look forward to. I expect that she will have a sudden epiphany that God starts telling her she should write all her woes down in a tell-all book about how her dad used to rape her.
    She's such a predictable idiot.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 11:09:55

  39. I say "Just Do It"...but I'm afraid that the fuckin' media would spend months on the death of this ugly, cross-dressing, dick-in-the-mouth-for-crack faux celebrity.

    Just disappear and off yourself, cunt...but I mean that in the most loving way possible.

    By Mr. Vandalay, on October 6, 2009 11:19:38

  40. I'd still hit that.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 11:34:54

  41. Can you take Lezlo and Slitney with you?

    By Captain America, on October 6, 2009 11:43:01

  42. Just do it and get it over with attention whore !

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 12:21:54

  43. Who the hell is this person?

    (Heh heh, I bet that really pissed her off.)

    By Oh, like she doesn't read these., on October 6, 2009 12:31:26

  44. Fawk...I hate this B!TCH!!

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 13:08:34

  45. Give her hairplugs and an Ed Hardy T shirt and she would look like my stupid ass ex-husband!

    By Kate + 8, on October 6, 2009 13:16:43

  46. saw what you will but she was a fucking knockout before getting all those tats n bleaching her hair. she was a ten!

    By dude, on October 6, 2009 14:32:42

  47. tila...this is the lord speaking...i command you to bring Slutney,Wonky,Freckles McMeth,an the Human Urinal along with you !!!! that is all...

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 14:39:17

  48. Please, God, call her home.

    By JAC, on October 6, 2009 15:10:36

  49. ok, i laugh my head off normally at your penis' adventures, but that just wasn't nice....even if we all ponder what better use we can make of the space she occupies.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 15:51:35

  50. What a psycho bitch. I was depressed for years and finally had to get help when I became suicidal. I have insurance bills coming from my anti-depressants, my therapy bills, and periodic evaluations from my doctor, and my family STILL doesn't know. Suicide isn't something you brag about to be cool. I'm honestly not usually this uptight, I swear, but this just hit a nerve. I'd kill the tranny whore myself if it wouldn't be doing her a favor.

    By Kelsey, on October 6, 2009 16:22:51

  51. This is what happens when you sell out your life for money and cheap fame. The people above you or below you don't want your calls. She should take the implants out, leave Hollywood, and get a ordinary job somewhere. She'd be a lot happier. Sad to be her.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 17:05:36

  52. #47, I want to have your babies. Call me!

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2009 18:12:22

  53. yeah i agree with those who say its fucked up todd and all of you are saying all this shit. Youre all going to hell.

    By ladyguitarstar, on October 6, 2009 19:29:59

  54. yeah i agree with those who say its fucked up todd and all of you are saying all this shit. Youre all going to hell.

    By ladyguitarstar, on October 6, 2009 19:30:08

  55. Can't she at least make a sex tape first? Just sayin'.

    By anonymous, on October 7, 2009 02:34:25

  56. Is she dead yet?

    By anonymous, on October 7, 2009 03:27:10

  57. Three words-Not Soon Enough...

    By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on October 7, 2009 04:31:45

  58. #52 i think i can help you with that.

    By anonymous, on October 7, 2009 05:16:26

  59. Allah's punishment for those who Twitter...

    By Ahmed Adoodi, on October 7, 2009 05:32:12

  60. I know that she's not Japanese, but I think seppuku would work nicely. Air it on MTV.

    By anonymous, on October 7, 2009 06:02:54

  61. A desperate Cry for help ?
    NAW...........
    more like a desperate PLEA for attention...
    Is there any way we can get a Count down clock installed ?

    By BukkNekkid , on October 7, 2009 06:59:07

  62. Puh-lease! Could she be any more desperate for attention? Anyone who truly wants to kill themselves doesn't wait around for two weeks. Nor do they announce their intentions to the world. That's a one way ticket to the psych ward. This reminds me of when Perez Hilton got his ass kicked and then twittered to his "fans" that he'd been beat up and needed them to call the police. Twitter whores. Rot.

    By Amanda-La, on October 7, 2009 12:12:37

  63. Where's "The Machine" from "8MM" when you need him?

    By JJM, on October 7, 2009 12:22:35

  64. Is she dead yet? It's been more than 2 weeks now...

    By anonymous, on October 31, 2009 10:57:36

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