I went to art school, I have a zillion gay friends, I hang out with dancers, I love Adam Lambert, and for fuck's sake - even *I* looked at that cover and said "who's the homo?" He makes Pete Burns look like John Wayne.
By the way, anyone heard of the phenomenon of millions of middle-aged women being completely mesmerised and in lust with this guy? Anyone explain that one? Ladies?
15 "Who's the homo?" haha I thought the same thing! Wow, if he hadn't already said he was gay there would be no going back now! haha! The cover art is kind of a cool in a 80's rainbow-brite way. ha!
I guess he has a hard time convincing people that this picture "camp". The New York Dolls were camp, but Lambert just looks like he got into Michelle Phan's makeup kit.
47 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHe'd make a pretty chick. lol.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 02:12:22
He seriously resembles P!nk in this photo.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 02:27:36
That dress is not see through. It's lined.
By Muffy, on October 28, 2009 02:39:22
This guy is gayer than Boy George.
By JAC, on October 28, 2009 02:48:46
Trying too hard. It looks like a parody.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 02:57:51
You can download his album at iTunes but you need to load a maximum-protection virus filter.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 03:03:50
Who's that pretty lady?! Oh.
By mutterhals, on October 28, 2009 03:10:27
He's gayer than a Madonna tribute concert for Freddie Mercury.
By Storm, on October 28, 2009 03:41:09
I really like Lambert but this album cover does him a huge disservice. It makes him look like a clown.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 03:52:52
..that's a dude?
ugh, the world is wrong.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 04:03:14
Question: if gay men are gay because they like men and they want other gay men to like them, then why do they insist on looking like women?
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 04:52:42
Putting a cock in his mouth would have made it a bit more hetero.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 05:08:29
No shit #11. If you want to be really gay act like a man. (except suck dick).
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 05:15:32
Yummy
By Nathan Beast, on October 28, 2009 05:16:22
I went to art school, I have a zillion gay friends, I hang out with dancers, I love Adam Lambert, and for fuck's sake - even *I* looked at that cover and said "who's the homo?" He makes Pete Burns look like John Wayne.
By Straighty McStraighterson, on October 28, 2009 05:22:26
Looks like the photographer told him to imagine a large erect cock throbbing front of him.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 05:47:36
By the way, anyone heard of the phenomenon of millions of middle-aged women being completely mesmerised and in lust with this guy?
Anyone explain that one?
Ladies?
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 05:57:27
15 "Who's the homo?" haha I thought the same thing! Wow, if he hadn't already said he was gay there would be no going back now! haha! The cover art is kind of a cool in a 80's rainbow-brite way. ha!
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 06:09:18
is it just me or is adam lambert starting to look more and more like megan fox every day?
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 06:09:58
This dude puts the GAY in gayelle...
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 06:26:32
shes so pretty! (and i dont mean Katy)
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 06:43:49
He's officially the new face of the 3 dollar bill.
By Over The 80's, on October 28, 2009 06:45:03
Damn, she's hot. Is she single?
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 07:41:26
Boy George is at home, spanking it to this cover. George Michael is watching.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 08:18:10
That's that gayest thing I've seen since that hobo mantrain in the park a few years back.
By Lonsen, on October 28, 2009 10:05:58
It's no gayer than any Poison album cover. I just really don't know what he's trying to achieve here.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 10:29:44
Jebus; this dude is a flamer. Fag, fag, fag...
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 10:46:45
26, too true. He's just trying to get a rise out of people. He's being this year's David Bowie. Don't believe the hype.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 11:48:25
You guys who say he looks like someone else are all off base. Tell me he doesn't look like Rihanna.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 11:55:23
hoping those pictures would turn into some hot girl on girl action. You disappoint me.
By not medicated, on October 28, 2009 12:38:26
gaddem! that's gay.
By kk, on October 28, 2009 13:23:09
#11 good question. Same with lesbians, why do they like women that look like really ugly men?
By Confused, on October 28, 2009 14:11:11
#12 - awesome commment! Couldn't agree more.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 14:47:24
28 - Please do not mention this guys's name in the same sentence with David Bowie.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 14:51:51
I thought this was a chick, damn! Well, I don't think it's hard to guess who wears the panties in his relationships.
By infamous, on October 28, 2009 18:04:39
I wonder if he's one of those "chicks' that hangs out on Hollywood blvd at night?
By infamous, on October 28, 2009 18:05:39
Holy shit! Image looks like an '80's flashback!
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 18:14:00
Christ I would beat 7 kinds of shit outa that queaah.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 18:58:39
I guess he has a hard time convincing people that this picture "camp". The New York Dolls were camp, but Lambert just looks like he got into Michelle Phan's makeup kit.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 20:01:59
Bill Kaulitz is much prettier.
So, is the album all Liza Minnelli cover songs, or does he do Cher impersonations too?
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 20:37:41
FRUIT
By anonymous, on October 28, 2009 20:45:43
This is either a bad 80's album cover or a great sci fi novel cover: "Star Princess and her magical pony"
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 04:59:50
My gay hairdresser is turned off by people who are "too gay". This would probably make even him start heaving.
By Dana, on October 29, 2009 05:13:46
#17 - I'm a chick and even I can't figure this out. Let's see...pudgy, bad skin under way too much makeup, drag queen...nope. I got nothing.
As if the album cover wasn't bad enough, from what I heard on Idol, the music should be even worse.
By Sunny Day, on October 29, 2009 06:21:13
Well, you can't accuse him of selling out and becoming more mainstream! I am very interested in what his sound will be like.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 06:27:54
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And you'd be shittng teeth for a week if I found you.
Fucking homophobe.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2009 10:55:37
17 & 44 - This isn't a new phenomenon. I believe Liberace inspired the same sort of hysteria among middle aged ladies in his day.
By Red Cat, on November 1, 2009 00:29:48
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