22 Comments:

1. This seems bogus. How many strippers could look like Lindsey Lohan in one night at Scores? They sent over "some", "all" of which looked like Lindsey.

   By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 04:41:56

2. Megan Fox in a post about "sexual deviants"? Yeah, I can see that.

   By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 04:47:38

3. I was like, "so who's the girl on the picture?"
   Then I looked at her thumb. Mystery solved.

   By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 05:06:20

4. And really, what would qualify as looking like Lindsay? Blond? Big fake lips? Big boobs and skinny legs? Pretty generic stripper description, especially for scores.

   By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 05:11:40

5. "Strippers who look like Linsey Lohan"
   
   Who would pay to see that?!?

   By Holland, on November 16, 2009 05:30:00

6. Megan looks so adorable with those glasses and her hair up.

   By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 05:38:47

7. Congratulations, Todd; you found a way to get your obsession Megan Fox into a BLOWhan thread. How happy you must be...

   By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 06:06:21

8. She went down hill after Mean Girls.... :(

   By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 06:25:57

9. "Lindsay Lohan's father has been accused of hunting out strippers who look like his famous daughter."
   
   One of his daughters is famous?

   By Sarcastic Jones, on November 16, 2009 06:28:42

10. I understand completely.

    By Billy Ray Daddy, on November 16, 2009 06:36:06

11. OMG is this another Mackenzie Phillips situation? WTF is WRONG with famous people????
    
    Besides, isn't Michael's latest scam being some kind of preacher? What's he doing at scores at all? Next he'll claim he was trying to save the strippers souls. Excuse me folks, I have to go vomit now.

    By Rabbitt, on November 16, 2009 06:43:45

12. it must suck to be superfamous and have to wait in line at Starbucks with everyone else.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 07:10:28

13. Why are people still talking about this crack whore skank?

    By Donna, on November 16, 2009 07:26:24

14. I have a question, Do people subsitute coffee for meals to stay skinny?

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 07:37:57

15. She looks fine. Keep in mind most of these guys just finished wanking to a Playboy mag and while waiting to wank again decided to come here and put down women they have no chance of ever getting. Happy wanking fellas.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 09:52:28

16. Mike's got good taste in pussy.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 09:52:58

17. No #14 they consume large quantities of meth.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 10:23:08

18. For a split second I thoght the banner pic was Lindsay's kid sister. How wrong I was.

    By Michael "where's my mesh shirt?" Lohan, on November 16, 2009 11:23:32

19. The biggest surprise in the story is reading that Bill Gates went to Scores. I call bullshit. A bouncer's credibility is about as high as some homeless guy's stories about 'Nam.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 12:39:20

20. im surprised this desperate sleezbag hasnt leaked a lindsay lohan sex tape yet.
    

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 15:21:27

21. Michael Lohan and Megan Fox TOTALLY belong in the same story, as prime examples of why some people really shouldn't open their cakeholes unless oral sex is involved.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 18:16:22

22. No14: Don't skip meals to get/stay skinny
    
    Exercise
    
    Eat 3 healthy&moderate meals a day
    
    Sounds just crazy enough to work right?!
    
    
    
    

    By don't skip, on November 16, 2009 21:02:49