At 18, most guys will screw anything available. Not surprised at all. I only marvel at that he made it to 18 without having someone else offer it up. Heck, he is way prettier than me, and I had enough chances from girls at 15 that I lost it before I could drive a car.
So, I'm trying to do the math here... what exactly are chances that Lorenzo Lamas was hiding in the closet, watching the soon-to-be ex-wife getting serviced, and breathing heavy?
UGH. I gotta agree with Todd, this is really bad. Dear god, I hope she was just making that shit up and there'll probably be some awkward "lolwut? nuh uhhh" retaliation from him. He is way too pretty/delicious for a festering whore like her.
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Leave Your CommentShe is sickly skinny in those photos. Nothing hotter than skeleton with implants. He is fucking hot ... could have done sooo much better ...
By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 04:24:21
Clearly there is hope for all of us to hit way out of our leagues.
By Sandy, on November 25, 2009 04:30:03
At 18, most guys will screw anything available. Not surprised at all. I only marvel at that he made it to 18 without having someone else offer it up. Heck, he is way prettier than me, and I had enough chances from girls at 15 that I lost it before I could drive a car.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 04:34:21
He is soooooo hot, mmmmm! But the fact that he's been in that monster does take him down a notch. Eeewwww!
By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 04:37:22
sooooo...it's now official that he's gay with that Ben Eastwick guy right?
isn't that what the gossip girls is about?
By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 04:55:15
He looks like he's 12... not hot
By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 05:03:52
Rubber women do not count as a first time sex with a woman.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 06:15:56
this is for SURE not true- there are lots of rumors about him being a whore at his dallas high school
By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 06:22:21
Because I TOTALLY believe that Chase Crawford stayed a virgin until his FUCKING SENIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Yeah, right.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 06:45:46
Todd, STFU. Shauna Sands' fucking hot.
By MPT, on November 25, 2009 07:09:47
No, that makes sense. I'm sure that everyone who finds her attractive is a teenage virgin.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 08:20:03
Right. She is so hot she has started to melt.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 08:29:51
Holy shit, he better get his junk checked out.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 09:34:24
Hot Dog, meet Hallway. Hallway, meet Hot Dog.
By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on November 25, 2009 10:29:29
It's a lot more likely that he had sex with one of her pretty-boy escorts than with her.
By Anne Boolean, on November 25, 2009 11:05:58
Anne Boolean, you stated exactly what I was thinking.
Girly man!
By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 15:48:29
He's too pretty and way fem, not hot.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 20:25:50
So, I'm trying to do the math here... what exactly are chances that Lorenzo Lamas was hiding in the closet, watching the soon-to-be ex-wife getting serviced, and breathing heavy?
By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 23:16:26
Todd, you probably lost your virginity to your sister. You know that Shauna Sand smoked his pole and rode him in ways that he can't forget.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2009 07:02:42
Way to go Chace! I'd hit it.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2009 15:41:07
UGH. I gotta agree with Todd, this is really bad. Dear god, I hope she was just making that shit up and there'll probably be some awkward "lolwut? nuh uhhh" retaliation from him. He is way too pretty/delicious for a festering whore like her.
By anonymous, on November 26, 2009 16:31:55
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