Half Pound Of The Blackened Ham, Please

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  1. At least she had the common decency to wear panties.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 08:58:56

  2. I've seen sausage casings that didn't put up as brave resistance as those hose (titanium?).

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 09:00:44

  3. anonymous, on November 16, 2009 09:00:44

    Adamantium.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 09:13:34

  4. strap them around your ears, bring a lunch, and stay for the day!

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 09:18:34

  5. her legs arent that big.. that picture is not from a good angle.. you people swear. so she's not a size freakin 0 like some of these anorexics you have on her. grow up losers.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 09:18:40

  6. All of the sudden I got hungry..

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 09:20:45

  7. Yum, I'd dive right in. No Fear!

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 09:36:53

  8. Her knees are bigger than my head. I have a thing for curves but that's too much

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 09:38:37

  9. No thanks.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 09:50:46

  10. She's always had huge thighs.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 10:16:28

  11. #7 I salute you.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 10:17:41

  12. I wonder what the bacon looks like. Wait. Never mind.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 10:21:20

  13. It's like she's walking on two Kelly Clarksons.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 10:39:44

  14. She what we call in the hood, "thick".

    By Queen Latifah, on November 16, 2009 11:18:00

  15. Todd the 3 little piglets you posted contained less saturated fat. They were more pleasing to the eye as well.

    By Rabbitt, on November 16, 2009 11:27:32

  16. Is that a stretch mark or panty hose run on her left leg?

    By Hates Hollywood, wants to hang with Michael Lohan, call me bro!, on November 16, 2009 11:31:45

  17. Rofl Todd. Hilarious

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 11:37:37

  18. She's definitely thick, but camera angle has a lot to do with how her legs look in this shot.

    By Photog, on November 16, 2009 12:04:06

  19. I'd love to use her legs as antennas!

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 12:07:32

  20. I've always said she was cute in the face, but dim as a sunset. Turns out, now she's got cactus sized bags full of cellulite as thighs. Why anyone would fuck this dark fatty is beyond me.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 12:07:36

  21. In a few years she is going to be truly HUGE. With a sweet little voice. M F HUGE!!!

    By Bored in the woods, on November 16, 2009 12:37:21

  22. Like others here have said ...1-She had the sense to wear panites.
    2-She is not anorexic .
    3-She is toned,dancing,excersing,

    By Go panties, on November 16, 2009 13:12:40

  23. That's more than a half pound.

    By Cubs Fan, on November 16, 2009 14:27:10

  24. ha ha ha..
    you are all hilarious.

    bad angle, cute girl..

    sorry she is healthy and not anorexic like your skeletal white chicks..
    olivia wilde??
    hot??
    puh leeze.

    By kk, on November 16, 2009 14:30:33

  25. STFU #5. She's gettin' chunky and needs to hit the treadmill and tone up. Quit defending her fattiness.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 15:36:07

  26. In my ideal world those would be clamped over my ears so tight I couldn't hear the stereo. Legs like that divide the men from the boys, people.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 15:40:47

  27. moderator? more like a fucking douche

    By no, on November 16, 2009 16:28:54

  28. if she'd gone commando, would Todd have called it Black Forest Ham?
    jus' wond'rin'

    By bud, on November 16, 2009 17:33:46

  29. Perhaps it's just an illusion caused by perspective.

    You know, like how they make penises in porn look bigger than mine by shooting them up close.

    By Captain Sarcasticus, on November 16, 2009 17:53:51

  30. Where is the fat?

    By clive, on November 16, 2009 18:01:28

  31. mininiminiminimini

    miniminiminiminimin

    oh ohohoh
    (lots of autotune and spasmodic body movements)

    Yikes.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 18:16:20

  32. Fat-assed ghetto skank.

    If it weren't for drugs she'd be on the foodstamps.

    By Steve Drill, on November 16, 2009 18:24:52

  33. @24: Rag on Olivia Wilde all you want, but she's easily a hundred times more stunning than this hambeast. Not only is Beyonce completely fug without even a nice body to make her interesting, she is a complete moron, a horrible actress and a subpar singer.

    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 23:25:17

  34. Now you're calling Beyonce (one of the world's most beautiful women) huge? Sigh.

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2009 02:43:01

  35. #2020.I've always said she was cute in the face, but dim as a sunset. Turns out, now she's got cactus sized bags full of cellulite as thighs. Why anyone would fuck this dark fatty is beyond me.
    By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 12:07:36


    keep wondering.. maybe one day the answer will come to you. moron.

    By dez, on November 17, 2009 03:49:17

  36. @24: Rag on Olivia Wilde all you want, but she's easily a hundred times more stunning than this hambeast. Not only is Beyonce completely fug...


    yeah, Olivia wide is hot. the hottest skeleton i have ever seen thats for sure.

    as for saying beyonce is fug, you lost your credibility right there..
    Skinny she may not be, but ugly? seriously?

    By kk, on November 17, 2009 04:11:38

  37. Fat-assed ghetto skank.

    If it weren't for drugs she'd be on the foodstamps.
    By Steve Drill..

    what ARE you talking about?

    By red, on November 17, 2009 04:12:59

  38. lol. Beyonce is NOT hot. She has such a busted face. Noooo thanks, even if she was skinny.

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2009 04:59:15

  39. white boys like their women to look like they haven't hit puberty yet.

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2009 05:09:59

  40. Ha, really... you are going to judge the size of thighs when sitting down and trying to get out of a car. Anyone looks like they have fat thighs when sitting down (well not TINY ass asian chicks). Now that being said, B does have big thighs but CHILLAX! They don't look that bad here.

    Okay and UGLY? Really? She dresses stupid sometimes and her most of her music sucks but ugly??

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2009 05:18:56

  41. Beyonce is f-ing garbage .

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2009 06:34:03

  42. Dresses stupid and trashy. √ (check)
    Dumb like an open can of paint. √
    Needs to drop twenty pounds. for sure √

    Pretty face, though.

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2009 07:27:45

  43. I like that body type, honestly, but her face is so...ugh. I don't know.

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2009 08:24:19

  44. I think Beyonce looks great. She does the most she can with what she has. However, have any of you seen Obsessed? She is the most horrible actress. Gah.

    By anonymous, on November 17, 2009 10:16:52

  45. Oh look, she's got a couple of snags in her stockings.

    PS. a 'snag' is Aussie slang for sausage. Geddit?

    By Red Cat, on November 17, 2009 23:16:39

  46. To the "anonymous" pussy who claims "white boys" don't like thighs:

    I, being so pale friends have called me alabaster, know for a FACT that ladies with legs such as Beyonce's are ticklish beyond belief. I'm certain Jay-Z is well aware that kissing any part of those lovely gams (which resemble my own mates, BTW) result in copious amounts of enjoymet.

    BTW - Quit bein' racist. It's 2009, moron.

    By Rick Sparks, on November 17, 2009 23:34:02

  47. eh who cares? that body is average w/ a little feminine chunk... maybe 1 KFC value meal away from oblivion, but that isn't the problem. What's going on inside is what's the most disturbing about this chick. If that mom of hers has some kind of shrine/altar room w/ bloody goats & pentagrams & the normal 'accoutrements' I wouldn't even bat an eyelash.... there's something very off about those people... there's a pattern emerging

    By gigi, on November 18, 2009 05:58:34

  48. you dumbasses, that is just a bad camera angle, even if it wasn't, she is gorgeous. Watch her new video for "Videophone" and tell me she is not.

    By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 08:35:37

  49. I wonder how everyone's thighs would look if I took a pic at that angle. So many cut up fatties with their 2c worth. End of the day, even if we disagree on her looks, at least she can still belt up a tune.

    By Surrounded by supermodels, on November 19, 2009 01:06:29

  50. wow, because she's not a twig or plastic barbie doll she's fat? Let's see what Todd looks like.

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2009 07:23:18

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