After seeing Brian Austin Green act in the Terminator series, I have more respect for him. That and the fact that he nails Megan Fox all of the time. Lucky guy.
I'm sure they both have an equal amount of stupidity. Think of it as 2 special ED kids passing a ball back and forth, it's really a co-dependent issue.
Well.. clearly.. Megan is not for talking... it probably makes you hate her.. instead of wanting her... i guess the way to go here is no talking at all...
#4 Ya I thought he did a decent job there too. He's awight. Megans a brick. but what a nice brick. On another note, Todd you got one of the best formats and setups compared to your links and some other sites I venture out to. Post man post! If there was more I'd pretty much just hang out here. Good stuff.
Uh, news flash, most celebrities and Ho'wood actors ramble "asinine nonsense" in their interviews. Ever heard Angelina Jolie in one? Lol. Or Brad Pitt? Ha ha ha. Even George Clooney made the mistake of being interviewed by the BBC about his "work" in Darfur and he made a complete assclown out of himself, and he's not even that dumb by actor standards.
My guess is she is trying to explain quantum mechanics to her douchebag boyfriend and he is smiling and nodding his head pretending to understand what she is talking about.
Todd knows perfectly well he would listen to her talk all she wanted if it got him in her pants. I believe this is just an attempt to excuse yet another Megan post on here. Well, done.
And I really like these photos. They seem like a normal couple here. BAG is smiling and Megan is talking her head off. I much prefer pics like these over the 1-ton makeup ones we normally get.
#4, I agree. He doesn't seem like a bag guy. I think people have been too hard on him. Probably deserved after 90201, but I think he's probably more mature now than the dweeb he played on that show.
Yeah, he was pretty good in the Sarah Connor Chronicles -- actually was watchable and made me forget about the 90210 dancing. I think he's better for the experience. And banging Megan Fox is all good.
Megan:...and then the spaceship shined this big light on me in bed, and of course I was naked, and then I floated up to the spaceship... Brian: I wonder if I can slit my wrist with my key. Megan:...and then all the aliens wanted to sex me cause I had all my makeup on and I looked hot, and then, they tied me to this table thing and the spaceship was flying like this 'woosh woosh woosh' and then.. Brian: Im smiling but Im crying on the inside. Megan: and then....I hate my thumbs. Do you hate my thumbs Bri-bri? Brian: 'BANG' oh sorry I was pretend shooting myself in the face. Megan: How long has my hand been in the air like this? I wonder if the aliens did this to me?
I hate to admit it but I know Brian personally. Haven't talked to him since he split with Vanessa, and he's really not douchey at all. He's actually the coolest of the 90210 guys, Ian runs a close second. Brian gave me his cell number the first time we talked, he's a really cool cat. Not to mention he gets the top shelf trim. For that, I hate him, but in a nice way.
Congrats on being a simplistic man who cares about absolutely nothing but looks and wouldn't care if the girl has a negative IQ as long as she's nice to look at. Keep on proving that neanderthal stereotype.
If I had to guess, she's talking about how Bigfoot was responsible for the WTC bombings or how she wants to make her cat a licensed Tarot card reader. ----------------------------------------------
Holy crap, that was one of the funniest things I've ever read. I can't stop laughing. Todd, you kill me.
#37, boo hoo. Time to move along; maybe the disney channel website is more your speed.
He needs to tell her that, everytime she babbles like an idiot, she's going to be face down in the bed, biting the pillow, getting doggied from behind...
46 Comments:
Leave Your CommentGod, she's stupid.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 04:21:41
You act like that wouldn't be worth all the other benefits of BEING WITH MEGAN FOX! Are you kidding me? Small, small price to pay.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 04:28:11
From love to hate in 3 secs...;)
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 04:31:19
After seeing Brian Austin Green act in the Terminator series, I have more respect for him. That and the fact that he nails Megan Fox all of the time. Lucky guy.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 04:31:39
Duct tape only costs about a buck fifty, though.
By JJM, on November 6, 2009 04:36:53
I'm sure they both have an equal amount of stupidity. Think of it as 2 special ED kids passing a ball back and forth, it's really a co-dependent issue.
By Hollywood short bus driver, on November 6, 2009 04:42:50
hahaha, #6. awesome.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 04:58:41
they're both dumb.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 04:59:14
Well.. clearly.. Megan is not for talking... it probably makes you hate her.. instead of wanting her... i guess the way to go here is no talking at all...
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 05:07:41
So...those jeans are unflattering. That is all.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 05:19:49
Comment # 6 is made of win!
By Puh lease., on November 6, 2009 05:20:32
Hey Megan, if I was still in my punk rock band, I would write a song about you called Why don't you just shut the fuck up!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 05:24:56
I bet she barely puts out.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 05:38:20
Todd too funny! Lol!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 06:17:35
Maybe it's just me, but I can walk into a JC Penny's and see 7 girls hotter than an unphotoshopped Megan Fox.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 06:31:08
Is Brian with her BEFORE or AFTER the plastic surgeries?! Just asking.
By confused, on November 6, 2009 06:31:16
How come "being a douche" is never listed amongst girls turn-ons? It's obviously up there with being a good listener and an animal lover.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 06:33:24
i agree ,,nothing a lil duct tape or ball gag counldnt fix..then i'd wail away on her hot box till it erupted sweet nectar all over her thighs...hmmmm
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 06:51:44
#4 Ya I thought he did a decent job there too. He's awight. Megans a brick. but what a nice brick. On another note, Todd you got one of the best formats and setups compared to your links and some other sites I venture out to. Post man post! If there was more I'd pretty much just hang out here. Good stuff.
By Jsheen, on November 6, 2009 06:57:22
Uh, news flash, most celebrities and Ho'wood actors ramble "asinine nonsense" in their interviews. Ever heard Angelina Jolie in one? Lol. Or Brad Pitt? Ha ha ha.
Even George Clooney made the mistake of being interviewed by the BBC about his "work" in Darfur and he made a complete assclown out of himself, and he's not even that dumb by actor standards.
By Barbra Wawa, on November 6, 2009 07:49:01
My guess is she is trying to explain quantum mechanics to her douchebag boyfriend and he is smiling and nodding his head pretending to understand what she is talking about.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 08:02:10
She looks like a blow-up doll.....
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 08:15:43
Todd knows perfectly well he would listen to her talk all she wanted if it got him in her pants. I believe this is just an attempt to excuse yet another Megan post on here. Well, done.
And I really like these photos. They seem like a normal couple here. BAG is smiling and Megan is talking her head off. I much prefer pics like these over the 1-ton makeup ones we normally get.
#4, I agree. He doesn't seem like a bag guy. I think people have been too hard on him. Probably deserved after 90201, but I think he's probably more mature now than the dweeb he played on that show.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 08:32:26
Meh. She was prettier in her older pics before she went Hollywood.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 08:35:38
Yeah, he was pretty good in the Sarah Connor Chronicles -- actually was watchable and made me forget about the 90210 dancing. I think he's better for the experience. And banging Megan Fox is all good.
By jeditemple, on November 6, 2009 08:42:01
Megan:...and then the spaceship shined this big light on me in bed, and of course I was naked, and then I floated up to the spaceship...
Brian: I wonder if I can slit my wrist with my key.
Megan:...and then all the aliens wanted to sex me cause I had all my makeup on and I looked hot, and then, they tied me to this table thing and the spaceship was flying like this 'woosh woosh woosh' and then..
Brian: Im smiling but Im crying on the inside.
Megan: and then....I hate my thumbs. Do you hate my thumbs Bri-bri?
Brian: 'BANG' oh sorry I was pretend shooting myself in the face.
Megan: How long has my hand been in the air like this? I wonder if the aliens did this to me?
By Christian, on November 6, 2009 09:00:16
I bet he thinking to himself, "Remember Maxim pic outtakes, remember Maxim pic outtakes."
By Yo Momma, on November 6, 2009 10:24:19
Is it me or she looking a lot like Shannon Doherty (from the neck up), which totally turns me off. =(
By Mr. McLicklips, on November 6, 2009 10:26:02
My guess is he doesn't listen to her like most of guys but merely looks, and boy does she ever have the items to look at..........MMMMMMMMMmmm.
"...and stop looking for my nipples!"
By LolleyGagger, on November 6, 2009 11:40:04
#26 - awesome.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 11:43:59
...my god; this is actually the first tme i feel sorry for him.
Take solace in the fact that if they ever get married, you know they're gonna get divorced (& end this b*s)
By anonymous, on November 6, 2009 12:40:56
LMAO @ 26
By HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, on November 6, 2009 15:32:21
I hate to admit it but I know Brian personally. Haven't talked to him since he split with Vanessa, and he's really not douchey at all. He's actually the coolest of the 90210 guys, Ian runs a close second. Brian gave me his cell number the first time we talked, he's a really cool cat. Not to mention he gets the top shelf trim. For that, I hate him, but in a nice way.
By Gerald Tarrant, on November 7, 2009 05:58:34
@2
Congrats on being a simplistic man who cares about absolutely nothing but looks and wouldn't care if the girl has a negative IQ as long as she's nice to look at. Keep on proving that neanderthal stereotype.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2009 07:28:57
If I had to guess, she's talking about how Bigfoot was responsible for the WTC bombings or how she wants to make her cat a licensed Tarot card reader.
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Holy crap, that was one of the funniest things I've ever read. I can't stop laughing. Todd, you kill me.
By Athina, on November 7, 2009 08:10:58
On the average, an American woman says 20,000 words a day.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2009 08:44:27
This is the last time I will visit this site, and I've been a fan for years. I couldn't even finish the first sentence. Terribly disrespectful.
By Sederunt, on November 7, 2009 11:24:55
#37, boo hoo. Time to move along; maybe the disney channel website is more your speed.
He needs to tell her that, everytime she babbles like an idiot, she's going to be face down in the bed, biting the pillow, getting doggied from behind...
By anonymous, on November 7, 2009 18:57:45
#38
What a horrible image you've just put in my head!
Hooligan!!!
By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 07:30:07
Man, that pap shot off like 15 pics in under 3 seconds. Technology today is amazing.
By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 08:14:04
excuse me, there is nothing wrong with making OUR cat a licensed tarot card reader
By Todd's Wifey, on November 8, 2009 17:36:01
Like someone said earlier, her incoherent ramblings are a small price to pay...for Megan Fox anal.
Seriously, all broads ramble on tirelessly about mundane and/or asinine issues - except that this one has the body of a goddess.
By tizzle, on November 9, 2009 01:13:23
I'm sure that as soon as they got in the car BAG had to get his dick out and shove her head in his lap to get her to shut the fuck up.
By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 10:02:50
i cant believe they are still together...i thought she was a fame whore and would leave him when she hit it big...i;m glad i was wrong
By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 11:49:03
Brian Austin Green is HAWT!!
By anonymous, on November 11, 2009 16:56:10
Dude, he loves her.
Leave 'em alone, for Fuck sake.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 08:09:11
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