Heidi's got "thunder thighs" (really fat thighs) in these photos.
She's definitely not one of those women who stays thin before after or during pregnancy. She'd better be careful or she's going to turn into the German Tyra Banks.
I think Heidi is the coolest chick on the planet. But fishnests and thigh boots with a raven costume - I think that qualifies as a 'slutty' costume. Just sayin'.....
Well, since she's had black all up in her, it might as well be on her exterior too. Maybe she can go ahead and have the "blackening" surgery now, rather than later. Throw in some scars on her face while the surgeon is at it.
And Todd, I agree, women (especially American women) try and dress slutty/sexy for Halloween to gain attention from men.
The question is why is their self-esteem so low? Probably because sites like this routinely find fault with pretty, thin women like Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Aniston.
Even though you're joking Todd, a lot of media outlets are not.
If I was a guy and I had a megalong dong, I'd want her to somehow blow me with that ravenhead on. #9 Heidi Klum couldn't have thunder thighs if she ate Anna Nicole Smith, Oprah, and Kirstie Alley combined.
Heidi wins Halloween every fucking year. I love that she goes all out every year. She's the spirit of Halloween. I hate the generic costumes/slutty costumes everyone does ... BORING!
She had a baby less than a month ago, people! She's allowed a few weeks of thigh pudge...(Not that I see any worth mentioning!) Motherhood trumps fashion!
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By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 06:02:53
nevermore!
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 06:03:28
Heidi Klum has to be the coolest, hottest, woman on the planet. It's just not fair to the rest of us.
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 06:04:09
Epic....I LOVE IT!
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 06:17:05
She like every thing black.
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 06:36:27
wow she must have had at least 4 halloween costumes this year...IDLYITW Guy, find them, Post them.
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 06:43:09
yes, creative costumes certainly justify one's existence. can she juggle and shuffle too? the wonders never cease!
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 06:47:06
I'm conflicted: it's a bird, but it's wearing boots.
Part of me wants to hit it. And the other part wants to hit it, too.
By The power of boots, on November 2, 2009 06:51:51
Heidi's got "thunder thighs" (really fat thighs) in these photos.
She's definitely not one of those women who stays thin before after or during pregnancy. She'd better be careful or she's going to turn into the German Tyra Banks.
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 06:59:31
I think Heidi is the coolest chick on the planet. But fishnests and thigh boots with a raven costume - I think that qualifies as a 'slutty' costume. Just sayin'.....
And her thighs look downright fat in this outfit.
K
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 07:03:25
She sure has a thing about painting herself black, don't she? Guess no one can accuse her of being racist though. Right?
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 07:35:39
BLACK FACE!!!!!!!!
By RONALD MCDOUCHEBAG, on November 2, 2009 07:46:01
I'd totally hit it. Though maybe from behind, I'm thinking that beak could be a problem.
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 08:17:36
Amen Todd! Heidi is awesome and FUN!
By ghostsharx, on November 2, 2009 08:21:41
so heidi wins best halloween costume prize
at heidi's halloween costume party!
im sure she had lots of really serious competition too.
By the hot secretary, on November 2, 2009 08:24:34
Well, since she's had black all up in her, it might as well be on her exterior too. Maybe she can go ahead and have the "blackening" surgery now, rather than later. Throw in some scars on her face while the surgeon is at it.
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 08:41:26
16.
i definitely just lost IQ points reading your post.
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 08:58:40
#9
If you shit golden eggs you'd find fault with it!
#16
You're not funny.
And Todd, I agree, women (especially American women) try and dress slutty/sexy for Halloween to gain attention from men.
The question is why is their self-esteem so low? Probably because sites like this routinely find fault with pretty, thin women like Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Aniston.
Even though you're joking Todd, a lot of media outlets are not.
Western women, generally, feel like crap.
I'm going to go and watch Oprah now......
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 09:44:25
If I was a guy and I had a megalong dong, I'd want her to somehow blow me with that ravenhead on.
#9 Heidi Klum couldn't have thunder thighs if she ate Anna Nicole Smith, Oprah, and Kirstie Alley combined.
By Todd's Caucasian Wifey, on November 2, 2009 10:55:26
Heidi wins Halloween every fucking year. I love that she goes all out every year. She's the spirit of Halloween. I hate the generic costumes/slutty costumes everyone does ... BORING!
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 12:50:15
#9 & #10 should beat each other with large sticks.
By anonymous, on November 2, 2009 13:40:09
It would have been funnier if seal bleached himself white and went as Michael Jackson.
By SNORT, on November 2, 2009 14:21:55
Good post Todd.
By GoSaints, on November 2, 2009 16:00:33
I love her so. Hot and creative. Me like.
By Erect, on November 2, 2009 18:00:00
Hey look, she's the same color as her husband and kids. Damn mudshark spook fucker....
By Jesse Sharpton, on November 2, 2009 18:28:46
Only one of those sick Pro-Ana idiots could look at legs like Heidi has, and call them fat
GET-HELP-NOW!
By Holland, on November 2, 2009 23:57:57
this woman has seen better days....yawns...moving on
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 04:55:09
She had a baby less than a month ago, people! She's allowed a few weeks of thigh pudge...(Not that I see any worth mentioning!) Motherhood trumps fashion!
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 05:53:42
#18, go blow Seal.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 11:12:52
#29
Go blow your ma
By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 07:23:23
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