i mean. i'll still probably squeeze out a few knuckle children to this when it comes out but i definitely wont be too excited. i'll save it for a slow day
Some poor lad, stumbling upon this site looking to beat the seal on some Megan Fox pics saw this post. He put in a fake birthday. He watched. He thinks this is what porn is...ugly cunts with fake everything speaking French about fucking on a balcony in broad daylight.
jeez, I am confused about this site sometimes. Sometimes I love your witty commentary, Todd, about celebrity gossip. Other times I must admit, I feel like the tone has really changed. Can you just make an announcement if you're changing to a more pornolicious site instead of gossip so I can say okee dokeee? thanks.
OMG what a great body. love those tits. she has a ass to die for and that body man she is a killer. damn i love to get a piece of that. oh shit wrong post. what the hell was i thinking. i thought this was megan foxs post
Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone Let's pretend that we're together all alone. I'll tell the man to turn the jukebox way down low. And you can tell your friend there with you, he'll have to go.
Whisper to me, tell me do you love me true Or is he holding you the way I do. Though love is blind, make up your mind I've got to know. Should I hang up or will you tell him he'll have to go.
You can't say the words I want to hear While you're with another man Do you want me answer yes or no Darlin' I will understand.
Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone Let's pretend that we're together all alone. I'll tell the man to turn the jukebox way down low. And you can tell your friend there with you, he'll have to go.
I can't believe she actually took the time to learn another language. I read she even has a university degree in International Business. She's so sad to look at.
I still think there's a way for her to save her face. She has to get rid of those ridiculous lips and get a decent makeup artist to get things moving though.
Not into plastic knockers but they are there... the face needs SERIOUS attention because she once was a beautiful woman.
if you watch it without the sound it appears that the cameraman/sex partner is considering jumping rather than banging horror face. "look at her, focus on the ground 30 floors below, bang shauna or jump to my death?...hmmm, i'm thinking...."
Whatever, queers. I'd fuck her. I bet she sucks a mean cock and she doesn't look half bad in the video. Tits are damn nice. Sure, she's a skank, but skanks are great lays. Not looking for her to be the mother of my children. Duh.
Pointless. That video would have been so much better if the frog had leaned over too far and fallen off the balcony, holding the camera the whole time so that it filmed his pancake splatter at the bottom. What the hell's wrong with Eurotrash movie makers these days?
This site must play host to nothing but gay male readers. Let me tell you why this chick is a 10: #1 She has a body built to fuck; #2 She will fuck anything that moves any time; #3 Those lips could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch; #4 She clearly has self-esteem issues. A hot chick with self-esteem issues will do things to you and let you do things to her that you won't otherwise see until you get to heaven. She's probably a human porn film in bed.
I looked her up on Wikipedia. Here's something really sad about her. She has 3 kids with Lorenzo Llamas. Imagine having children and acting like this. I feel so bad for her kids.
#35 must live by the mantra: "It's not the face you fuck, but the fuck you face". C'mon bro, that bitch has a face that nobody sober could love. She's a prime example of the dangers of plastic surgery.
This bitch is the most narcissistic twat around. You know she made this video so she could release it, knowing people will watch her. It's like she's saying "LOOK AT ME! I'm having sex!". What's next, a video of her taking a dump?
So what does this twat say to her kids when they see the video of her fucking, or when they get pushed around, beaten up or laughed at at their school by other kids that think their mom's a whore?
"Sorry kids, it's just something mommy had to do. It's all about me & making sure people are looking at mommy. One of these days you'll understand."
I hope the stupid cunt saves all the money she makes off this video, so that she can pay for her kids psychiatric counseling...
Geez, this skank is really a whore. I can't believe that Lorenzo Lamas still talks to her, given that she fucked his 18 year old son (causing them to be estranged, which has not changed) while she was still married to him & caused the end of her marriage. She's really sick in the head; really sick.
#35, you are mostly correct. But you see, she's a human petri dish of STDs, and none of us straight male readers want our cocks to turn black and fall off.
This is a big scam (obviously), Shauna was an integral part of the release of this video as she was approving the box art. We photoshopped out her duck lips and she called and told us to put them back in. There was never a lawsuit or any blocking of the tape for release. She is receiving a large cut of the profit from the sale of the video as well as a large up front payment. Not that any of this is a big surprise...
LOL, if she is with Pierre Woodman, then she is really screwed. If you have ever seen him, he looks like he might be the missing link between apes and man, so perhaps it is fitting that one freak is with another. From the neck down she is good, although I don't dig fake breasts, but her face is a disaster. To much surgery and drugs. Those lips would (are) give me nightmares.
The trailer wasn't great; the actual video was better. I saw it and I'd recommend it to porn viewers out there. you can watch it http://shaunasandexposed.com
66 Comments:
Leave Your Commentgreat timing, I just ate dinner!
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 17:06:37
Fucking french.
By zippo, on November 4, 2009 17:08:01
I really hope that her kids stumble upon this one day.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 17:09:34
I appreciate her for her strikingly natural beauty.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 17:11:13
Why the hell do women do shit like this to their faces? Maybe I'll understand one day, but for now it's mind boggling.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 17:15:22
LOL at #4. Duck lips.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 17:17:45
If that guy was smart he would have jumped off the balcony as opposed to sticking his dick in that which will probably fall off in six months.
By EWWWWWW, on November 4, 2009 17:18:00
that was it? i waited all day for this?
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 17:18:19
i mean. i'll still probably squeeze out a few knuckle children to this when it comes out but i definitely wont be too excited. i'll save it for a slow day
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 17:20:32
God, those lips! I can't stand it!!!
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 17:28:29
Some poor lad, stumbling upon this site looking to beat the seal on some Megan Fox pics saw this post. He put in a fake birthday. He watched. He thinks this is what porn is...ugly cunts with fake everything speaking French about fucking on a balcony in broad daylight.
You ruined this boy. I hope you're happy.
By zym999, on November 4, 2009 17:30:10
jeez, I am confused about this site sometimes. Sometimes I love your witty commentary, Todd, about celebrity gossip. Other times I must admit, I feel like the tone has really changed. Can you just make an announcement if you're changing to a more pornolicious site instead of gossip so I can say okee dokeee? thanks.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 17:52:10
I'd knock the bottom out of that.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 18:08:08
So THATS what Lorenzo Lamas blew all his Renegade money having built?
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 18:26:03
She looks like a mummy.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 18:48:17
OMG what a great body. love those tits. she has a ass to die for and that body man she is a killer. damn i love to get a piece of that. oh shit wrong post. what the hell was i thinking. i thought this was megan foxs post
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 19:01:01
I'd much rather stick the 1996 Shauna aged thirteen years than this walking parody of cosmetic surgery.
I hate that I'm even talking about her at all because that means she's getting exactly what she wants.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 19:29:50
No one else is dumbfounded by the fact that she speaks fluent French? Is this well-known? I'm pretty impressed by this!
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 21:09:25
Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone
Let's pretend that we're together all alone.
I'll tell the man to turn the jukebox way down low.
And you can tell your friend there with you, he'll have to go.
Whisper to me, tell me do you love me true
Or is he holding you the way I do.
Though love is blind, make up your mind
I've got to know.
Should I hang up or will you tell him he'll have to go.
You can't say the words I want to hear
While you're with another man
Do you want me answer yes or no
Darlin' I will understand.
Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone
Let's pretend that we're together all alone.
I'll tell the man to turn the jukebox way down low.
And you can tell your friend there with you, he'll have to go.
By Jim Reeves, on November 5, 2009 00:03:42
that chick is busted.
By bud, on November 5, 2009 00:12:32
She looks like the virgin goddess. I love that sweet innocent look. I'd bring her home to mom.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 00:25:01
I can't believe she actually took the time to learn another language. I read she even has a university degree in International Business. She's so sad to look at.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 00:26:09
It's a shame that even porn had higher standards than this shit. Sad Times.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 00:29:11
I still think there's a way for her to save her face. She has to get rid of those ridiculous lips and get a decent makeup artist to get things moving though.
Not into plastic knockers but they are there... the face needs SERIOUS attention because she once was a beautiful woman.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 00:52:39
What an ugly fucking mutant bitch. I can't believe anybody would stick their dick in that.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 01:08:25
if you watch it without the sound it appears that the cameraman/sex partner is considering jumping rather than banging horror face. "look at her, focus on the ground 30 floors below, bang shauna or jump to my death?...hmmm, i'm thinking...."
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 01:51:12
It shouldn't surprise me that the guy trying to bang her is a complete idiot.. "But I REALLY wanted to fuck on the balcony!!" What is he, a toddler?
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 02:23:40
District 10 trailer?
By Keep Celine on your side, on November 5, 2009 02:35:13
Haha, I get it! This is a belated April Fool's joke, right? Right guys? God, please tell me it is
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 02:54:08
In still pictures she looks doable...but in moving pictures she's a freaking train wreck.
I have to admit, I'm a bit disappointed they didn't show her cock in the preview.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 02:55:14
good tiing, the video ends just as it is about to reveal it's dick.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 03:07:04
good timing, the video ends just as it is about to reveal it's dick.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 03:07:11
Whatever, queers. I'd fuck her. I bet she sucks a mean cock and she doesn't look half bad in the video. Tits are damn nice. Sure, she's a skank, but skanks are great lays. Not looking for her to be the mother of my children. Duh.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 03:41:03
Pointless. That video would have been so much better if the frog had leaned over too far and fallen off the balcony, holding the camera the whole time so that it filmed his pancake splatter at the bottom. What the hell's wrong with Eurotrash movie makers these days?
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 03:46:39
This site must play host to nothing but gay male readers. Let me tell you why this chick is a 10: #1 She has a body built to fuck; #2 She will fuck anything that moves any time; #3 Those lips could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch; #4 She clearly has self-esteem issues. A hot chick with self-esteem issues will do things to you and let you do things to her that you won't otherwise see until you get to heaven. She's probably a human porn film in bed.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 03:55:31
I looked her up on Wikipedia. Here's something really sad about her. She has 3 kids with Lorenzo Llamas. Imagine having children and acting like this. I feel so bad for her kids.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 03:58:12
Oh man, those lips. And of course she had to smother them with bright pink lip stick so no one could miss 'em.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 04:07:28
Any guy that says he would do her is just sad and pathetic... or the lame french dude in the video. Just gross......
By LisaL, on November 5, 2009 04:14:09
#35 must live by the mantra: "It's not the face you fuck, but the fuck you face". C'mon bro, that bitch has a face that nobody sober could love. She's a prime example of the dangers of plastic surgery.
By FreakyFraser, on November 5, 2009 04:26:52
who would wanna watch a sex tape of her UGHHHH.
By ilkeyouinthatway, on November 5, 2009 04:40:56
Those lips are such deal breakers. Maybe people should have to get committee approval before getting plastic surgery.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 05:00:12
@36 Yeah, she has 3 little girls with Lorenzo Lamas before she started fucking his 18 yo son. He filed for divorce from this skank when he found out.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 05:06:44
Yeah she is busted, but I still got wood
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 05:18:09
dumb, ugly, and plastic... a trifecta from hell.
By Mr. McLicklips, on November 5, 2009 05:51:18
This bitch is the most narcissistic twat around. You know she made this video so she could release it, knowing people will watch her. It's like she's saying "LOOK AT ME! I'm having sex!". What's next, a video of her taking a dump?
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 06:07:25
So what does this twat say to her kids when they see the video of her fucking, or when they get pushed around, beaten up or laughed at at their school by other kids that think their mom's a whore?
"Sorry kids, it's just something mommy had to do. It's all about me & making sure people are looking at mommy. One of these days you'll understand."
I hope the stupid cunt saves all the money she makes off this video, so that she can pay for her kids psychiatric counseling...
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 06:13:13
Geez, this skank is really a whore. I can't believe that Lorenzo Lamas still talks to her, given that she fucked his 18 year old son (causing them to be estranged, which has not changed) while she was still married to him & caused the end of her marriage. She's really sick in the head; really sick.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 06:15:11
@35: Yeah, you're right about the body built to fuck. Built to fuck by a plastic surgeon.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 07:15:46
#35, you are mostly correct. But you see, she's a human petri dish of STDs, and none of us straight male readers want our cocks to turn black and fall off.
By Storm, on November 5, 2009 08:09:26
Vive la France!!!
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 08:11:17
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF damn she is a fug and that preview sucked ass no sex
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 09:01:07
The french guy is Pierre Woodman, who became famous with his amateur porn castings
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 10:00:11
plastic surgery and whoring,.
great life she has, what about her kids.
those cows are fucking worse then prostitutes/
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 11:17:28
Saw the clip and found it strangely sad, quite the opposite of hot...
By Hugh Heffner, on November 5, 2009 11:51:32
I'd gladly fuck Shauna Sand on the balcony! <3
PS I'm a Miami guy
By MPT, on November 5, 2009 12:00:29
She's a cold, lifeless festering std disease mutating on two sticks..ick
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 12:35:36
This is a big scam (obviously), Shauna was an integral part of the release of this video as she was approving the box art. We photoshopped out her duck lips and she called and told us to put them back in. There was never a lawsuit or any blocking of the tape for release. She is receiving a large cut of the profit from the sale of the video as well as a large up front payment. Not that any of this is a big surprise...
By joe shmoe, on November 5, 2009 14:29:40
The guy should have thrown her off the fucking balcony.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 14:58:24
This "woman" actually used to be really beautiful. I fucking hate what people do to themselves.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 15:40:25
What's wrong with her lips???
By anonymous, on November 7, 2009 13:52:28
LOL @ people talking about her face. I won't see her face while I'm behind her.
By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 03:58:23
LOL, if she is with Pierre Woodman, then she is really screwed. If you have ever seen him, he looks like he might be the missing link between apes and man, so perhaps it is fitting that one freak is with another. From the neck down she is good, although I don't dig fake breasts, but her face is a disaster. To much surgery and drugs. Those lips would (are) give me nightmares.
By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 10:37:32
Cannot play! Please help, must see!!!
By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 08:09:10
Frenchman.. she's going to be sucking an uncircumcised cock in this...
ewwwww
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 11:26:45
District 10 trailer! Thats some funny isht.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 12:58:00
The trailer wasn't great; the actual video was better. I saw it and I'd recommend it to porn viewers out there. you can watch it http://shaunasandexposed.com
By anonymous, on November 11, 2009 12:35:42
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