Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Close

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  1. regulated?

    Seriously?

    Aaaaanyway, I'd drill this pathetic bag of needy cellulite, if I had enough beers in me.

    By Steve Drill, on November 8, 2009 07:41:03

  2. Relegated, regulated. Can't we all just get along?

    By Steve Drill's mom, on November 8, 2009 07:53:21

  3. i'm pretty sure you mean relegated.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 08:04:03

  4. more like RELEGATED

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 08:04:08

  5. JLoHew is big hipped hottie. She can play tennis all day if she wants.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 08:04:50

  6. Abso-fucking-lutely Todd! Fuck you Jennifer Love Hugetits for wasting your career on a third-rate comedian and the old people's network. All because you couldn't show even a fraction of nipple or bush early in your films.

    Just like Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, and Jessica Simpson; they think they have principles not showing their bodies by using stunt boobs. But they are truly depriving themselves of long successful careers.

    Look at Kate Winslet, Oscar winner, she shows her whole body almost every film she's in! Not that any of those chicks have a chance anyway.

    Only American chicks have such ridiculous hang-ups about their bodies to never show them.

    By SmellyFrank, on November 8, 2009 08:07:00

  7. LOL. Regulated...Epic word choice fail.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 08:09:22

  8. Yeah...he means "relegated." Hardly his first failed attempt at the English language.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 08:12:51

  9. Fuck Jennifer L Hugeass and her soccer-mom saddlebags, who's the hot blonde looking at her?

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 08:14:31

  10. She still looks like the witch from The Wizard of Oz to me. The face, picture it green... see?

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 11:05:34

  11. She must suck some really good cock because Ghost Whisperer sucks ass.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 11:33:49

  12. She is so hhhhhot!!!! Her bottom is PERFECT!!! Yes!!!

    By Midlife Bachelor, on November 8, 2009 11:53:24

  13. Wow, JLH playing a stripper that never gets naked. Didn't see that one coming, nope not at all.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 12:18:57

  14. This broad has more rolls than a Costco bag of toilet paper. I'd still rock that poopchute like a pitbull fighting for his life at Vicks house.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 12:23:08

  15. Jew women have pussies like the mouth of a pit viper

    Dont ever stick your penis in a jew-vagina

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 14:29:03

  16. Can't Hardly Wait was a good movie when i was in junior high

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 15:01:43

  17. Green.... Oooohh! phap phap phap

    By Trekker, on November 8, 2009 15:05:06

  18. Don't you people read the comments before you post? Its not like he needs 4 people to tell him that he used the wrong word. Damn!

    That said, who watches this crap show anyway?

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 16:04:48

  19. I watch that show. But then have you seen her on-set husband? Put some pictures of him up!!

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 16:56:49

  20. i'd still bang the shit out of her,she is damn hot

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 18:14:10

  21. 14: Trying too hard.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2009 18:52:27

  22. A last ditch effort on her part to draw in more MALE viewers?
    and I LOVE the "Hippy" JLH...
    I'd dDestroy her given the chance ...LOL

    By BukkNekkid , on November 8, 2009 20:24:21

  23. Say what you want about her ... I'd still give up one of my nuts to live out my Party of Five threesome fantasy with her and Lacey Chabert.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 00:54:59

  24. Ironic how the club name in the background is the "Pink Elephant" and they have one swinging from the pole.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 03:06:57

  25. I think they should note that those 'fishnet stockings' are actually made of high grade airplane wire to keep her ass and legs from busting out.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 03:07:43

  26. Haha - When I saw this on Friday night Todd - you were the first person I thought of. But I was too lazy to e-mail you. Glad you found it anyway.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 03:52:09

  27. I just don't think she's pretty. Great body, to be sure, but face? meh.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 06:15:06

  28. I guess someone is desperate for ratings.....

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 07:26:43

  29. THUNDER ASS

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 08:07:45

  30. she can ride my pole anytime!

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 08:40:32

  31. Big ass. Small head. Freak.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 09:57:49

  32. OMG....IS SHE A KARDASHIAN??????? OMG HER ASS IS GIANT

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 10:36:25

  33. I wouldn't pay her for a lap dance even if she were working the 3 pm shift at the Spearmint Rhino in Fontana.

    By Jaime "Whew" Kennedy, on November 9, 2009 17:36:18

  34. Are all young people just so tainted by the world they live in or are you just stupid? I go with stupid since you don't have an education I learned more in grade school than you people learned in 4 years of college. Get off the Internet and get a job!!! Why do you argue or fight about a person you will never meet let alone have sex with and what she chooses to do with her life is her choice not yours. By the way I'm one of those old people who watch her on the old people channel. Net work TV oh man when did Net Work TV become an old persons channel don't they have those assinine programs like How I met your Mother or scrubs, oh and my favorite Dancing with the Stars lol I really get a kick out of that one its a joke oh man those are real entertainment there. If you cant see their tits or ass it has no entertainment value??? Man thats really sad.

    By Kathy, on November 10, 2009 06:20:29

  35. 34. Kathy: get help.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 06:40:40

  36. Are all young people just so tainted by the world they live in or are you just stupid? I go with stupid since you don't have an education I learned more in grade school than you people learned in 4 years of college. Get off the Internet and get a job!!! Why do you argue or fight about a person you will never meet let alone have sex with and what she chooses to do with her life is her choice not yours. By the way I'm one of those old people who watch her on the old people channel. Net work TV oh man when did Net Work TV become an old persons channel don't they have those assinine programs like How I met your Mother or scrubs, oh and my favorite Dancing with the Stars lol I really get a kick out of that one its a joke oh man those are real entertainment there. If you cant see their tits or ass it has no entertainment value??? Man thats really sad.

    By Kathy, on November 10, 2009 07:21:04

  37. awww the truth hurts doesn't it little ones

    By Kathy, on November 10, 2009 07:49:09

  38. Jaime: she wouldn't give you a lap dance. You people are just nuts you act like you really would have a chance at her. lolololol oh my God you will never even meet her let along have a chance to say anything to her so you use a forum that is public....oh wow I just figured out what the guy who writes this trash is up to he knows he will never get to meet these people so this is his way of trying to get a comment out of them. Looser.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 07:55:20

  39. kathy, shut up you flat chested tightass.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 09:27:58

  40. Kathy=Kate Gosselin.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 17:15:38

  41. to the dumbass who wrote this column i guess you dont remember her in i know what you did last summer and the movie she did with sigourney weaver and ray liotta my pint is in both of those movies she was dressed like a slut and revealed a lot of her assets if you know what i mean watch some more movies before you write an article on something you obviusly know nothing about u can comment back to me at challwilliam@aol.com

    By will, on November 10, 2009 21:24:53

  42. Than what are you doing here Kathy? Shouldn't you be watching Murder she Wrote or feeding the homeless or something else honorable that doesn't mean shit cause you're gonna die anyway?

    By anonymous, on November 11, 2009 06:09:01

  43. The bottom line is that her show the Ghost Whisperer sucks ass and her failed attempt to raise ratings by trying to be a stripper is pathetic. She is way past her prime to pull it off.

    By anonymous, on November 11, 2009 07:28:26

  44. My 'pint' is about so many ounces.

    By anonymous, on November 11, 2009 08:56:25

  45. hot. super hot. she's always been HOT!

    By Mike V., on November 11, 2009 10:07:16

  46. aol?
    I didn't know anyone was still that stupid.

    By anonymous, on November 11, 2009 12:02:30

  47. Whoever ACTUALLY uses the challwilliam@aol.com email is going to be very sad when all 6 of the IDLYITW readers mail bomb him.

    By Obvious Troll Is Obvious, on November 11, 2009 18:42:27

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