Maybe her mother was crowning during a flight in Canada, head and shoulders as they flew over Alaska and then she shot out somewhere over Utah? Who cares?
Who gives a shit about rhythm? Who are you fucking . . . Mr. Bojangles? "Rhythm" is about #117 on the list of things that are important on a woman, right behind "no toe jam" and "flossing her crack."
yeah #31, ALL white people have high IQs... i am so sure..
and 32 the rhythm thing seems to affect both male and female white people . i cant tell you how disappointing it is to see a hot white guy and then see him on the dancefloor.. instant crush-killer.
31 was just being sassy to a lame generlization made by 28. Ha, you don't have to remind us that there are dumb white people. I live in Oregon so I get to listen to dumb white people everyday. And for the record, I am trying to get RID of my ass so that my BMI is lower (and so I am healthier over all) and can dance pretty well for being a white girl.
kk, you're the one who made the racist comments for no reason what so ever. No one was talking about her race. Go back and talk to your friends, Rev Al and Rev Jessie.
Haha #47 Evan Rachel Wood another fav of mine is the exact opposite of Jewel. Jewel has the soft curves and big boobs (getting a reduction is a crime) and a ass. Evan is lean and mean and has absoolutely no tits just nipples (which I like as well) and the smallest ass I've ever seen that still looks good.
50 Comments:
Leave Your CommentUmmm, Jewel is AMERICAN!
She was born and raised in ALASKA!
By Preesi, on November 3, 2009 02:47:29
yeeeah as much as we'd love to take credit for her Jewel is American. She was born in Utah.
By Linds, on November 3, 2009 02:47:32
Alaska is not in Canada.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 02:51:57
I've always read Canada too...
Maybe her mother was crowning during a flight in Canada, head and shoulders as they flew over Alaska and then she shot out somewhere over Utah? Who cares?
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 02:57:17
1, 2 and 3 = missing the point. TITS.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 02:57:30
YEA! camel toe in 3 and 4 when you enlarge.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 03:35:48
She's got great hips.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 03:38:16
her boobs are weird and lopsided
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 03:44:13
^^^her top is making them look that way. They're fine - not all boobs are sillicone globes!
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 04:14:59
Hit it, hit it hard.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 04:37:50
#8 has never touched a boob.
By Soothsayer and knower of all, on November 3, 2009 04:39:57
I'd fuck that snaggle tooth straight. Booyah!
By coolpapa, on November 3, 2009 05:08:53
Drop 10 pounds, and what's up with that bat cave of an ass?
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 05:23:02
Meh. My neighbor with 2 kids looks hotter.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 05:24:14
She's natural and smoking hot. Nothing wrong with that, but I do wish she'd get that tooth fixed.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 05:48:09
Wow, now that is a REAL woman. Nice full hips and soft tumy none of that skinny skank stuff usually on this site.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 05:57:57
At first glance I thought Paris Hilton had gotten fatter.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 06:06:09
She's really cute, looks like a younger less squinty Rene Zellweger.
By Learn your Geography, on November 3, 2009 06:09:11
Pretty hot for a 35-year old.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 06:12:26
hahahaha i think this is hilarious!
ps. i want to have your children, todd!
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 06:14:48
Not bad for 35.
By JAC, on November 3, 2009 06:15:29
meh, next
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 07:24:48
when did she get boobs?
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 08:14:29
It looks like she hSTILL hasn't fixed her teeth in the banner pic.
But with those chesticles, who cares??
By Jewel's ex dentist, on November 3, 2009 08:31:28
23. when did she get boobs?
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 08:14:29
____
Somewhere around puberty, I'd assume.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 08:43:18
TITS!
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 09:16:05
I really want to put my penis inside her vagina.
By Puppet Fish, on November 3, 2009 09:30:44
Another white woman with no ass to speak of.
how sad.
2 areas where white people are seriously shortchanged :
1. no ass
2. no rhythm.
a few have a little of each, but generally its a disaster in those 2 areas..
oh well..
By kk, on November 3, 2009 10:17:15
to #23 - she had her boobs reduced. Yeah, they used to be way bigger - only reason snaggle tooth ever got noticed anyway.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 10:28:57
She wants it, after all she married a brokeback cowboy.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 10:46:07
Yeah, #28, but we whites make up for it in IQ.
Funny how that works, eh?
By S Hawking, on November 3, 2009 11:10:19
To #28 re white women have no rhythm.
Who gives a shit about rhythm? Who are you fucking . . . Mr. Bojangles? "Rhythm" is about #117 on the list of things that are important on a woman, right behind "no toe jam" and "flossing her crack."
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 11:59:04
Who? Didn't she sing that song, "Who Will Shave Your Hole?"
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 13:24:38
Survey says... Massive Hail Damage.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 13:25:38
yeah #31, ALL white people have high IQs...
i am so sure..
and 32 the rhythm thing seems to affect both male and female white people .
i cant tell you how disappointing it is to see a hot white guy and then see him on the dancefloor..
instant crush-killer.
By kk, on November 3, 2009 13:39:17
31 was just being sassy to a lame generlization made by 28. Ha, you don't have to remind us that there are dumb white people. I live in Oregon so I get to listen to dumb white people everyday. And for the record, I am trying to get RID of my ass so that my BMI is lower (and so I am healthier over all) and can dance pretty well for being a white girl.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 14:21:24
I'm white, and I easily outdo Kim K. in the ass department...and no, I'm not obese. My ass just has all the fat in my body, for some reason.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 14:21:49
Well then maybe we should all take a page from Chris Brown and just beat our females. How's that crush working for yo now?
wassup nigga?
By fitzwilly, on November 3, 2009 14:35:51
kk, you're the one who made the racist comments for no reason what so ever. No one was talking about her race. Go back and talk to your friends, Rev Al and Rev Jessie.
By Lkl, on November 3, 2009 14:41:26
She's doughy - but I like it. A lot.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2009 17:10:06
Umm, Alaska IS in Canada, people.... That's why it's so COLD and they have folk singers. Duh.
By The Zodiac Snacker, on November 3, 2009 19:05:48
LMAO at 31 and 32...that MR. Bojangles comment was too funny.
I'd rather my girls look like Jewel than Kim K or Coco any day.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 03:54:07
Fat tits.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 06:28:39
Lkl, i wasnt making racist remarks, i was making racial remarks ( remarks concerning race...)
besides compared to the horrible things that are said about black and latino peopleon this site......?
please...
By kk, on November 4, 2009 12:28:34
Heeey?!
She is surprisingly pretty hot!
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 17:03:15
#11 - Have too!
Wait, do moobs count?
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 18:48:08
Actually Jewel is kinda like the homey version of Rachel Evan Wood.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 23:59:11
Haha #47 Evan Rachel Wood another fav of mine is the exact opposite of Jewel. Jewel has the soft curves and big boobs (getting a reduction is a crime) and a ass.
Evan is lean and mean and has absoolutely no tits just nipples (which I like as well) and the smallest ass I've ever seen that still looks good.
By HumptyDumpty, on November 5, 2009 05:30:32
What's wrong with her collarbone?!?!
By anonymous, on November 7, 2009 10:37:07
great cameltoe.. wonder if she's shaved?
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 11:30:47
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