I think they need to get out of HOLLYWOOD to find the sexiest man alive. Then again, there is no such animal. How does one determine who is the sexist man alive??? Most people voting haven't even MET the people they're voting for anyway.
Now ladies, as you wet yourselves over him yet again, consider the body type he has always preferred in his own girlfriends/wife, and never again say that it's good and healthy and normal to be fat.
#1, it's well known that Johnny doesn't live in Hollywood. So, I guess they did get out of Hollywood to find the sexiest man alive. Johnny is awesome. :)
he is really sexy and hot and yummy he deserves it because on top of all that he also seems like a nice down to earth guy anyone who offers to help bail out their buddy of a 6 mil debt as to be one hell of a guy!
He is the hotness and I will always love him but I gotta say he HAS to stop doing the PoC movies. The first one was great and after that they have been soooo fucking awful even Johnny Deep couldn't make them watchable and now he's apparently signed on to a fourth. Why Johnny why do you hurt me this way when I love you so?
Johnny Depp vanishes off coast of Kenya in pirating mishap
NAIROBI, Kenya – Silver screen heart throb Johnny Depp is missing and feared dead off the cost of Kenya today in the aftermath of a gun battle between the U.S.-flagged Maersk Alabama and Somali Pirates.
The 46-year-old Depp, who this week was awarded People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” accolade for the second time, was aboard the Maersk Alabama in the hopes of gaining “real life” experience working with pirates. Depp is best known for his work portraying androgynous captain Jack Sparrow in Disney’s billion-dollar Pirates of the Caribbean movie series.
“We warned him of the dangers, that these were not like the romantic pirates you see in the movie,” said Paul Rochford, captain of the Maersk Alabama, “but he wouldn’t hear it. He just kept saying they were ‘his people’ and how much he wanted to immerse himself in his role more than ever before ...
That picture of that Robin Patterson guy belongs at the top of the Wikipedia page for "doofus." Why would you put that on the cover of your magazine and try to sell it as dead sexy?
@no18 Gee, now in what way ARE Kate Moss and Mrs. Depp similiar?
Apparently superskinny's like Kate&Vanessa are similiar, in that they both like their man to have:
A full head of hair Athletic build Be gorgeous enough to beat a guy who's literally HALF your age in a race for Sexiest Man Alive at age 46 A great personality
Now go & your check mirror to see if you match that
ewwwwww that cover is complete crap -- they couldn't have used a better shot? good lord -- Johnny Depp captured without a shower first thing in the morning in his skivvies stepping out of his mas in Provence to get the paper is hotter than that cover photo! feh...
lol@ #14 he's hurting you because he will be making a 'shit' load of money. He can hardly claim a 4th movie as 'art' lol. I agree, that the first one was awesome. Heck, he loves money as much as the next guy and he's not exactly living in a tent in France is he? More power to him.
Oh I know why he is doing it and I don't begrudge him making money. Still hurts ... I just don't want to see him go the way of other actors who at one point in time made great movies and ended up in the shittiest films for money. It'd be nice if he did something good once in a while between the money makers.
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Leave Your CommentI think they need to get out of HOLLYWOOD to find the sexiest man alive. Then again, there is no such animal. How does one determine who is the sexist man alive??? Most people voting haven't even MET the people they're voting for anyway.
By jaye, on November 18, 2009 09:31:05
All queer vampires must hang.
By Sgt. Animal Mother, on November 18, 2009 09:33:11
Now ladies, as you wet yourselves over him yet again, consider the body type he has always preferred in his own girlfriends/wife, and never again say that it's good and healthy and normal to be fat.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 09:33:30
whats his face from twilight is not hot at all.. he's pastey and his eyebrows are too thick.
johnny depp is pretty hot, he has aged well..
By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 09:48:30
he likes rail thin ballerina types. I'm skinny, like really skinny. I applaud him for giving us love.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 09:53:43
#1, it's well known that Johnny doesn't live in Hollywood. So, I guess they did get out of Hollywood to find the sexiest man alive. Johnny is awesome. :)
By bi chick, on November 18, 2009 10:00:35
... well, that's a duh choice. I mean everybody knew it.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 10:02:14
Are there no shirtless pix of him out there? I adore him.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 10:21:06
Awesome! He deserves it. But they could have taken a better pic of him. I'm just glad sparkly dude didnt win.
By Em, on November 18, 2009 10:34:59
Do you have to be anti-american useful idiot to get the cover.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 11:23:40
#3 consider the face type he has preferred of his own wife, and never again say that it's good to be pretty.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 11:30:51
#3 consider the face type he has preferred of his own wife, and never again say that it's good to be pretty.
It's alright. It's not always easy to see that your argument is built on shakey ground until it falls right through a fucking hole.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 11:33:52
he is really sexy and hot and yummy he deserves it because on top of all that he also seems like a nice down to earth guy anyone who offers to help bail out their buddy of a 6 mil debt as to be one hell of a guy!
By misfitwendy, on November 18, 2009 13:20:14
He is the hotness and I will always love him but I gotta say he HAS to stop doing the PoC movies. The first one was great and after that they have been soooo fucking awful even Johnny Deep couldn't make them watchable and now he's apparently signed on to a fourth. Why Johnny why do you hurt me this way when I love you so?
By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 13:32:03
OMG!
Johnny Depp vanishes off coast of Kenya in pirating mishap
NAIROBI, Kenya – Silver screen heart throb Johnny Depp is missing and feared dead off the cost of Kenya today in the aftermath of a gun battle between the U.S.-flagged Maersk Alabama and Somali Pirates.
The 46-year-old Depp, who this week was awarded People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” accolade for the second time, was aboard the Maersk Alabama in the hopes of gaining “real life” experience working with pirates. Depp is best known for his work portraying androgynous captain Jack Sparrow in Disney’s billion-dollar Pirates of the Caribbean movie series.
“We warned him of the dangers, that these were not like the romantic pirates you see in the movie,” said Paul Rochford, captain of the Maersk Alabama, “but he wouldn’t hear it. He just kept saying they were ‘his people’ and how much he wanted to immerse himself in his role more than ever before ...
http://wineandexcrement.com/johnny-depp-vanishes-off-coast-of-kenya-in-pirating-mishap/1863/
By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 14:13:07
Not the brightest (being fascinated by Hunter S Thompson, lol) but seems like a nice guy. He was cool in Public Enemies.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 15:03:23
Hold up. Now Todd, did you say YOU would have sex with Johnny Depp? Can I, er, watch?
Oooh. I just had a slight orgasm.
By 24, on November 18, 2009 15:15:36
"#3 consider the face type he has preferred of his own wife, and never again say that it's good to be pretty."
Yeah, and before that, Kate Moss. Terrible face. Must have had to work behind the camera.
Gee, now in what way ARE Kate Moss and Mrs. Depp similiar?
By Don't Drink the Grape Soda, on November 18, 2009 15:53:51
What the hell!
He's no Tom Cruise !
By T. Cruise, on November 18, 2009 15:57:36
Hmmm ...are you allowed to say "yummy" past age four?
#17, how do you know Todd doesn't look like Walter Hudson? I imagine not, but damn you're either extremely easy or fantastically optimistic.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 16:07:00
That picture of that Robin Patterson guy belongs at the top of the Wikipedia page for "doofus." Why would you put that on the cover of your magazine and try to sell it as dead sexy?
By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 19:18:38
@no18 Gee, now in what way ARE Kate Moss and Mrs. Depp similiar?
Apparently superskinny's like Kate&Vanessa are similiar, in that they both like their man to have:
A full head of hair
Athletic build
Be gorgeous enough to beat a guy who's literally HALF your age in a race for Sexiest Man Alive at age 46
A great personality
Now go & your check mirror to see if you match that
By anonymous, on November 18, 2009 20:38:40
What I wouldn't give to see the hottest man ever and Todd get it on!
By Red Cat, on November 18, 2009 23:59:00
ewwwwww that cover is complete crap -- they couldn't have used a better shot? good lord -- Johnny Depp captured without a shower first thing in the morning in his skivvies stepping out of his mas in Provence to get the paper is hotter than that cover photo! feh...
By gigi, on November 19, 2009 09:03:06
lol@ #14 he's hurting you because he will be making a 'shit' load of money. He can hardly claim a 4th movie as 'art' lol. I agree, that the first one was awesome. Heck, he loves money as much as the next guy and he's not exactly living in a tent in France is he? More power to him.
By jaye, on November 19, 2009 09:36:02
Oh I know why he is doing it and I don't begrudge him making money. Still hurts ... I just don't want to see him go the way of other actors who at one point in time made great movies and ended up in the shittiest films for money. It'd be nice if he did something good once in a while between the money makers.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2009 19:30:25
Johnny Depp is one the the reasons why I support cloning.
By anonymous, on November 20, 2009 00:20:57
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