So they paid a girl to have sex with him and then recorded it. And exactly what is the point of that? So he could later stare at his own ass on TV? Some people are so stupid.
Yes. Nothing like the irrefutable claims of some musclebound meathead body guard wannabe bar bouncing, club doorman fuck nut... where his only talent is pretending to be some badass to keep paparazzo away.
Fuck if he was a real badass he'd be working Dubai or South of the Border keeping some sheik or rich family safe from IED's or kidnappers with a mini14 strapped to his ass. Cause then I know he'd have to be crafty, alert and intelligent.
His testimony is shit. Fucktard bodyguards.
Bottom line: Jon Gosselin totally fucked up a serious cash cow that was payin him to do what he was already doing in life populating the world. I mean he let em in his fuckin front door and now he's falling apart. He gets no sympathy from me. Besides we've all been stuck with a cunt or two. I'm sure he knew that she was a cunt from the time they were dating. So why the fuck have 8 kids together? Dumbfucker.
Gross. So basically this tape was filmed for the same purpose all those other celebrities filmed theirs?? Yup.
What ev. Nothing more disgusting to me that visualizing a fat, bald middle-aged Korean father of 8 having sex with basically a prostitute on camera. Meh. The only way this could be funny is if Kate was directing while Ed Hardy was providing wardrobe/accessories and Hailey was babysitting the kids with her wigger friends while smoking a bong-load.
#20 Probably not, i forget and basically don't give a shit since this is a gossip blog not my final essay. Lets focus on the topic. Fat, bald Korean...gross...
#14, You obviously missed the "!!!!~~`!" at the end of my first sentence of my original post. This convention, albeit relatively new when compared to the maturity of the written english language, has been established as a common denotation of a statement which has been made with tongue firmly in cheek. So, although I may be Korean, I'm not really offended by this post--I'm merely making a less than serious joke.
In closing, have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
29 Comments:
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By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 05:23:51
It's either Jon Gosselin's sex tape or Joey Buttafuoco's. You make the call.
By JJM, on November 12, 2009 05:28:57
I wish they would both go away already.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 05:30:12
Great banner pic
By A cool guy, on November 12, 2009 05:38:18
Sofia Vergara doesn't need a "because".
By just, on November 12, 2009 05:40:38
lets see this vid
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 05:46:42
Sofia Vergara, now I don't need Viagra - lalaa
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 05:54:38
I'm still waiting for the promised tits...
By tizzle, on November 12, 2009 06:07:13
Jon lived with that controlling cunt for ten years. I say if he wants to fuck whores and snort coke, more power to him.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 06:17:49
So they paid a girl to have sex with him and then recorded it. And exactly what is the point of that? So he could later stare at his own ass on TV? Some people are so stupid.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 06:26:50
Couldn't agree more - they should both be stoned in the middle of a huge football field. I'd pay to watch that. What complete wastes of space.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 06:33:34
don't come to koreatown now, we'll fucking cut you!!11~
and the douche in this douchebag probably comes from his french/french canadian side.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 07:03:43
Without any doubt the biggest douchebag on the planet. Nobody else even comes close,
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 07:31:23
Stop being such an lil angry Korean #12. whahhhhhhh!
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 08:21:26
Yes. Nothing like the irrefutable claims of some musclebound meathead body guard wannabe bar bouncing, club doorman fuck nut... where his only talent is pretending to be some badass to keep paparazzo away.
Fuck if he was a real badass he'd be working Dubai or South of the Border keeping some sheik or rich family safe from IED's or kidnappers with a mini14 strapped to his ass. Cause then I know he'd have to be crafty, alert and intelligent.
His testimony is shit. Fucktard bodyguards.
Bottom line: Jon Gosselin totally fucked up a serious cash cow that was payin him to do what he was already doing in life populating the world.
I mean he let em in his fuckin front door and now he's falling apart. He gets no sympathy from me. Besides we've all been stuck with a cunt or two. I'm sure he knew that she was a cunt from the time they were dating. So why the fuck have 8 kids together? Dumbfucker.
By Jonnysheen, on November 12, 2009 08:27:15
13: Agreed. And with fuckwits like Michael Lohan slithering around, that's quite a remarkable achievement.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 08:42:23
Gross. So basically this tape was filmed for the same purpose all those other celebrities filmed theirs?? Yup.
What ev. Nothing more disgusting to me that visualizing a fat, bald middle-aged Korean father of 8 having sex with basically a prostitute on camera. Meh. The only way this could be funny is if Kate was directing while Ed Hardy was providing wardrobe/accessories and Hailey was babysitting the kids with her wigger friends while smoking a bong-load.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 10:43:44
Why is he always squinting?
By ineedtoknow, on November 12, 2009 10:53:58
Wheres Sofias sex tape????
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 11:01:03
#17, Does bong load need to be hyphenated? Just wondering...
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 11:15:21
Sex tape? I'd rather commit hari kari than watch this douche have sex
By Kill Bill, on November 12, 2009 11:28:24
#20 Probably not, i forget and basically don't give a shit since this is a gossip blog not my final essay. Lets focus on the topic. Fat, bald Korean...gross...
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 12:48:46
is it 2012 yet?
By 15 minutes, on November 12, 2009 12:59:07
LOL @23
Can't top that.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 14:51:03
Bong-lode
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 15:11:13
The really sad part of all this is that so many kids are now carrying the DNA of these two misfits.
By Underpants Gnome, on November 12, 2009 16:25:16
#14, You obviously missed the "!!!!~~`!" at the end of my first sentence of my original post. This convention, albeit relatively new when compared to the maturity of the written english language, has been established as a common denotation of a statement which has been made with tongue firmly in cheek. So, although I may be Korean, I'm not really offended by this post--I'm merely making a less than serious joke.
In closing, have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
Love,
#12.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2009 06:14:37
This gut is in his mid thirties and looks like a bloated, balding 40-something mess. I don't want to see his sex tape.
By Red Cat, on November 14, 2009 13:50:42
Thanks for the Sofia Vergara pics. So much better than Eva Mandes with her mustache and her manly shoulders. She wishes she looked like Vergara.
By Duke Steele, on November 14, 2009 20:26:18
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