Madam Lambert Is Butthurt, Figuratively This Time

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  1. People give Todd a hard time, but even when his being a catty little bitch, all his posts are filled with logic and reason that most of you idiots can't understand.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 02:19:45

  2. I am 45 yrs old so hopefully I won't be thought of as some old cuss who is completely out of touch with today's music and other entertainment.

    I have cable TV like most of America and I watch my fair share of it. But I really don't watch a lot of what we call regular television programs that come on the major networks (ABC,CBC,NBC,WB etc). I may watch the Academy Awards, maybe. I had no idea that the AMA was on the other night and I would not have watched it had I known it was on. I even stopped watching the MTV award shows because they stopped being interesting.

    This all leads me to the 2 points I would like to make regarding Adam Lambert's performance.

    1) He can't compare what he did to the people he did. They just aren't the same. There is a time and a place for those types of performances and as was noted above, it isn't during prime time on a major network. If he were to do a very tamed down performance at some night club where the patrons expected to see something outrageous then they would have a right to complain by saying that a lackluster show is more for middle America and not what they came to see.

    A quick example: Bob Saget played the father on Full House and came off as down home Mr. Nice Guy on television. But his off-screen comedy routine is very dirty and funny. What Adam Lambert needs to learn is that you can have the best of both worlds but don't ever confuse the two.

    2) What Adam Lambert and others like the Janet Jackson Superbowl fiasco did are exactly why people like myself watch mainstream television less and less, why they are dying networks.

    If I want to see those kinds of things I can easily and readily watch them anytime I want on other cable stations. I know where to find my shock TV and I believe people such as myself don't want it on the AMA's or the Emmy's or any others. I just want something that I know won't confuse my kids or make for an uncomfortable atmosphere in my living room with my relatives.

    Thanks for taking the time to read this.

    By fitzwilly, on November 24, 2009 02:50:14

  3. He's right, though. They shouldn't have hired a flamingly homosexual performer if they didn't want him acting all gay.

    By mutterhals, on November 24, 2009 03:06:21

  4. So when exactly have any straight male artist had a woman on stage with them simulating fellatio on a major network in prime-time?

    I don't think it getting edited had anything at all to do with it being male on male, if it was the other way it would have been edited as well.

    By Trax, on November 24, 2009 03:17:15

  5. What a fucking idiot. Honoring the lyrics of a song? Basically what he's saying is "My songs suck and aren't entertaining enough on their own merit so I have to try to compensate by being 'edgy' and 'shocking.'"

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 03:27:12

  6. Alice Cooper was not bisexual. Weird, but not bisexual.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 04:10:45

  7. Yeah, I've never seen anything that Alice Cooper was bisexual. And he's been married to the same woman for like 35 years, though that doesn't necessarily prove anything.

    By PiPi, on November 24, 2009 04:21:44

  8. Todd is right on, and so is #2. That network is for "middle america" and if Adam douche can't figure that out, he's a bigger egotistical faggot than we thought he is. None of those other performers he mentions ever did their edgy shit on network tv. There is a time and a place for things, and this douche needs to grow up and pull his head out of his cave sized ass .

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 04:28:20

  9. mutterhals said: "He's right, though. They shouldn't have hired a flamingly homosexual performer if they didn't want him acting all gay."

    huh,who hired him?.....the public voted? Now, yes

    will he perform the same act next time? NO

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 04:29:11

  10. The shock stuff aside, his singing really sucked. Kelly Clarkson is actually a far better singer.
    And here I thought sperm would be good for your vocal chords.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 04:53:18

  11. ugh...i hate that people like him think they are even remotely creative/interesting.

    it's pretty sad he has to simulate a guy sucking him off for people to pay any kind of attention to him and let's face it, it's attention he craves, good or bad

    ...well, attention and cocks


    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 04:53:37

  12. My only wish is that he was the mannequin getting beheaded with a guillotine in Alice Cooper's stage show.

    By JJM, on November 24, 2009 04:56:59

  13. mandonga is an attention whore!! she can't sing so she has to use shock tactics. adam lamefart looks up to this talentless ol hag so he is just the same. he aint nothing why is he famous!! just cause of over hyped tv show. i hope he flops hard!!

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 05:19:38

  14. yawn. when i saw this the first thing i thought was "Bowie did this in the 70's". except there was a guitar in the way of the crotch, but same difference.

    cant this loser come up with his own shock routine instead of ripping off real musical geniuses?

    By CTE, on November 24, 2009 05:36:27

  15. So it's Adam Sham-bert then.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 05:40:51

  16. I love the jem reference lol. That just made my whole day a little better.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 05:42:35

  17. Agree with #2 and #8.
    But wait the timer starts: 3-2-1
    and now it's time to pull the "homophobe" card. Anybody who takes offense and criticizes what that douche did is a homophobe and full of hate.
    I get more and more irritated with gays as the days pass. I personally don't care if they want to marry or not. I do have a problem with them screeching homophobe everytime someone disagrees with them about anything.
    I'm also sick to death of this sexualization of everything. Could we do anything for one minute without injecting(if you will pardon the expression) sex into it.

    By a pissed off libertarian, on November 24, 2009 05:56:19

  18. Adam Queerbert lisped: "I just wish people could open their minds up and enjoy things."

    Like a big dick in the ass? Sorry, but Adam can keep that and his lifetime supply of Valtrex.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 06:00:02

  19. A new attention whore on the scene "her" next video will have some golden showers going on or maybe a horse or two

    By Madam Lambert sucks , on November 24, 2009 06:18:52

  20. any gay guy worth his weight in semen should know that by nature chaps are assless. lambert's comment about prince wearing assless chaps shows a disturbing lack of gayness for a gay guy.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 06:28:17

  21. It's easy to just say that people discriminate against you than to deal with your own issues. Lambert is just an attention whore.

    By P.C, on November 24, 2009 06:56:02

  22. It has nothing to do with anything gay. I don't have a problem with the kiss, although if the keyboard player is not gay and wasn't in on what Adam was about to do, then he should have punched him in the face.

    The problem I have is him fucking guy in the face and feeling up the girl right on the vagina and anus for what looked like 5 seconds. WTF. I like porn as much as the next guy, but if I had kids, hell if I know how I would explain to them what just happened.

    I also think he's just OK as a singer, nothing to brag about. His high scream is at first impressive, but it quickly gets on your nerves and you realize how annoying it really is.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 07:03:51

  23. I knew Alice Cooper and David Bowie, and you, sir, are no Alice Cooper or David Bowie.

    By Adam Who?, on November 24, 2009 07:43:10

  24. Dude is lame

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 07:47:12

  25. I saw more shocking revolting shit when I watched the Cleaveland show Sunday night. This Lambert fag is a asshole.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 08:34:22

  26. Prince is way overrated, his music sounds dated and corny. Lambert needs to get over himself, his live sex show at the AMAs was a tacky, inappropriate flaming MESS. There is a time and a place for being outrageous, network tv is not it. Even Bowie wouldn't do this on tv, not even if he was high.

    By Rabbitt, on November 24, 2009 08:59:01

  27. wow, you really watch the Cleaveland show?

    wanker

    By chaps, by defintition, are assless, on November 24, 2009 09:11:43

  28. I hate when people call themselves "artists" for bullshit like this. "Oh I'm just expressing my talent" No fuckface, you look like an idiot. That is not art, and for him to tell everyone to relax and just enjoy it.... Uhhhh no. Hopefully he gets aids and dies.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 09:14:30

  29. Right on the money. Geniuses don't need to defend themselves. Alice Cooper, David Bowie and Prince were geniuses. Madonna, at least in her role as a co-writer, has written some of the most memorable pop songs of our time.

    Adam Lambert is just corny, contrived product. One of the thousands of reality tv stars of the last 10 years who perceive of themselves as "artists", but in reality they are self-absorbed and delusional. In one word: boring.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 09:29:04

  30. "I'M GAY! I'M GAY! HEY EVERYONE, LOOK OVER HERE, I'M GAY AND I LOVE BEING GAY! GAY GAY GAY! I LOVE GAY SEX AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW I'M GAY!!!"

    Yes, we heard you the first time. This post was spot-on. You want to shock and outrage? Then FUCKING DO IT and SHUT THE FUCK UP when people who don't "get" it act shocked and outraged! If that wasn't what you were aiming for then what was the whole point?

    The bigger question here is: who actually listens to and enjoys this music? I know GAY PEOPLE do, but isn't the GAY music scene already cluttered with enough talentless pop stars already?

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 10:03:08

  31. Adam, you're not shocking, just a useless faggot.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 10:08:36

  32. Gay = narcissism. Narcissism + immaturity = Lambert's performance.

    By Adrennalyn Tuber, on November 24, 2009 10:53:37

  33. You did NOT just compare him to Prince.... Prince is talented, so he can get away with it.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 11:48:36

  34. 2,17,26, 29, 32,33,I will not repeat what you all said. I agree with you all. Hopefully, this guy will fall off the radar soon. Be a 15 mins fame thing.
    GoodMorningAmerica cancled him today.The Early Show is suppose to have him tomorrow. I hope they cancel. I am going to email The Early Show and ask they cancel him.

    By Ro9cknroll, on November 24, 2009 12:58:27

  35. Just go to The Early Show and complete a very easy form to leave a suggestion.

    By Ro9cknroll, on November 24, 2009 13:04:24

  36. One reason why I stopped watching TV. Polluting the mind of the youth with this gay bullshit. No wonder people are turning gay. Making it socially acceptable to do shit like this in public.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 13:08:31

  37. Gee whiz, what's wrong in America today? Turn on almost any TV channel and you can see murders, blood, gore, guts, corpses and autopsies. Turn to the AMA's for a change and see some guy stick his tongue in another fella's mouth and simulate getting oral sex from another guy. And this is OK with all the censors I guess. But show a flash of a breast and all hell breaks loose. Law suits and fines and everyone is so shocked to see a centimeter of a nipple for a fraction of a second. I'm baffled.

    Call me a homophobe or whatever. I can accept that. I am what I am. I don't really have a problem with gays. They am what they am too. But I don't want to look at it. I don't dry hump my wife in public and I don't want to see anyone else doing it either, gay or not..ok maybe there would be exceptions..but in general it's offensive.
    That performance was not appropriate for that program and a general TV audience. Keep it at the club where a certain type of audience will appreciate it. It doesn not belong in my living room.

    By Underpants Gnome, on November 24, 2009 14:13:26

  38. Yeah, I saw him on some talk show today whining about how he is discriminated against and people don't understand him. Uh, douchebag, you try and be shocking ... and it worked ... now you're confused? Idiot. I love how he tries to play the gay/sympathy card every chance he get's ... no one gives a shit you're gay. Seriously ... I couldn't care less ...

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 15:00:10

  39. That fag should get back to entertaining people on cruise ships.

    By Boy George, on November 24, 2009 15:46:42

  40. "Look at me, I wanna be the new Bowie!! Where's Perez and John Mayer?"

    Learn to sing first, Herr dopey.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 16:21:57

  41. Yeah. I really don't think this asshat understands what the phrase "apples and oranges" means. Idiot.

    Hopefully this debacle just shortens the period of time before he fades away into obscurity.

    By Sunny Day, on November 24, 2009 16:48:36

  42. Adam, please just STFU. You, sir, are no Alice Cooper, or David Bowie, or Madonna. On second, thought, I'll give you Madonna because she's just as shit as you are.

    Let's get things straight about what you are. You came in second on a tv reality show. You did this not by being some ground breaking or innovative performer, but rather because swarms of over weight and sexually confused females apparently saw something of themselves in you. The rest of us aren't buying it Adam, and the clock just hit 14:59.

    By jenny mo, on November 24, 2009 18:16:21

  43. By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 18:46:50

  44. How is this clown being "discriminated" against? Didn't MILLIONS of Straight Americans vote for him on idol? DUH. So any time you act like an ass and don't get what you want it's everyone else's fault you suck?

    And Didn't our "homophobic" country make QUEEN, Bowie, Prince, Boy George, and GAYKEN stars? Didn't millions of straight people buy those albums? Homophobia my ass! Talent sells bullshit smells!

    By Rabbitt, on November 24, 2009 20:14:39

  45. "Yeah. I really don't think this asshat understands what the phrase "apples and oranges" means. Idiot."

    I think he meant to say "kiwis and bananas"

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 21:02:22

  46. The only way I even know who this douchebag is, is from reading this site. Seriously. Stop giving him so much press.

    By Willa Dodge, on November 25, 2009 00:49:41

  47. That "performance" was horrible. His singing is horrible and I have pretty lenient standards when it comes to pop music. The screech, being way off key. Oh God, it's all awful. He seems to be trying to channel Axl Rose more than Bowie or Cooper.
    People seem to forget that when Britney gyrated around in a nude body suit, the python, made out with Madonna...all those things were on MTV, not on ABC. And people did complain about all of it and it was a big "controversey". Same thing for Christina Aguilera's dirty video, it was on MTV and people complained about it and it was censored. When Janet Jackson flashed half a nipple, there was a HUGE investigation and fines levied. So what the fuck "discrimination" is this asshat talking about?

    By Willa Dodge, on November 25, 2009 01:03:44

  48. um yeah the difference is that most people paid , whether by buying tickets or paying their cable bill, to see those artists be "provocative".
    They weren't sitting down after dinner watching ABC or NBC or whatever with their 7 year old only to have some guy shove his homosexuality down everyone's throats (har har!).

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 04:44:16

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