Todd, you need to get help for your Megan Fox addiction. Is she hot? Yes. However... is she stupid & brainless? Yes (there's a reason she's been nicknamed "Professor Whoreface"). Is she irritatingly annoying? Yes. Is she all image & nothing else? Yes. Is she a shitty lay? More than likely; stupid girls always are.
She's awesome looking, but is a high maintenance, physically awkward dumbass. I'd rather have an average looking woman who knows what she's doing sexually & can actually carry on a conversation.
"I would fuck her dumb ass so hard she would need a special helmet and a seizure alert dog."
She already needs those. She just has a mediocre publicist who hides them when she goes out of the house. If she got a good publicist, Megan would wear a gag in public so she can't voice her retardedness.
On the bright side, her seizures make her more active in bed.
There's a specific uncovered area of her body in every single one of those photos with her legs spread that I can't stop staring directly at without keeping my tongue in my mouth. Good lord.
#2, she's not as dumb as you think she is. She gets the attention, which is exactly what she's supposed to do as an actress. And even if she were dumb, what's the problem? Many men prefer dumb women. They can take charge and enjoy the benefits. You might find it more fun than being with a strong-headed woman with an opinion.
And you didn't just say that she doesn't know what she's doing sexually. That has to be a typo. Holy shit. You call HER dumb? You are saying she sucks in bed based on, what, her IQ level? WTF?
Dirty little airheaded skank. Can't we see some more of Lucy Pinder or Keeley Hazell?
Granted, they'll never be confused with university professors either, but they come off as Nobel winners (with awesome tits and no tatts) compared to MF.
Wasn't she in a movie playing the lead that sell to well? I can't seem to remember the film. It's the one where her acting sucked & sh wasn't even naked in? Oh well. It wasn't important to recall.
and the other chicks I made sex tapes with. Shes boring. I bet if I fucked her and she started speaking afterwards, starting a conveersation about who knows what Ill kick her out with 20 bucks as cab fare.
'She's awesome looking, but is a high maintenance, physically awkward dumbass. I'd rather have an average looking woman who knows what she's doing sexually & can actually carry on a conversation.'
You gots to be the biggest dope in on Earth, and probably someone whos never gotten laid in his life, who cares about carrying a conversation Romeo? what a queer you are, fail boy
"Maxim has released outtakes from Megan Fox's photoshoot, and all I have to say is that I would fuck her dumb ass so hard she would need a special helmet and a seizure alert dog. That is all. "
DAMN SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING HOT look at her with her amazing legs spread open that pussy YUM she is amazing and only fags and fat chicks don't like her
to anon @56 she is a stunning plastic surgery model. if she is so hot why did she have to pump her lips and alter her nose?.... and she is fucking BAG, not brad pitt. she is a generic looking plastic doll, unlike angelina who back in the day was insanely beautiful and NATURAL
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Leave Your CommentThe first picture makes me wanna go muff diving. I wanna tie her legs around my neck and wear her like a face mask
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 05:46:27
Todd, you need to get help for your Megan Fox addiction. Is she hot? Yes. However... is she stupid & brainless? Yes (there's a reason she's been nicknamed "Professor Whoreface"). Is she irritatingly annoying? Yes. Is she all image & nothing else? Yes. Is she a shitty lay? More than likely; stupid girls always are.
She's awesome looking, but is a high maintenance, physically awkward dumbass. I'd rather have an average looking woman who knows what she's doing sexually & can actually carry on a conversation.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 05:46:59
Banner pic: Fire Crotch. Porn World..here she cums!
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 05:48:16
You can do the same with the edge of your sofa!
Both have the same expression and sexual energy.
By Carpenter, on November 4, 2009 05:48:39
thanks 4 megan.....
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 05:55:44
rofl number 4!!
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 06:02:50
Hey! Comics! ...What?
What's a "vulva?"
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 06:03:26
i gotta say...as hot as she is, I could easily go through life never seeing her face or hearing her name ever again. i find her irritating.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 06:09:36
those look like their from the rolling stone issue
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 06:12:35
Dirty little bitch.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 06:21:13
She looks high.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 06:23:14
A girl who likes comic books and spreading her legs. I'm in love.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 06:24:09
She makes my tongue hard.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 06:25:22
I've said it before and I'll say it again: after years of nasty looking, turd-colored skanks masquerading as starlets, I find Megan delightful!
By mutterhals, on November 4, 2009 06:41:00
"I would fuck her dumb ass so hard she would need a special helmet and a seizure alert dog."
She already needs those. She just has a mediocre publicist who hides them when she goes out of the house. If she got a good publicist, Megan would wear a gag in public so she can't voice her retardedness.
On the bright side, her seizures make her more active in bed.
By Brian Austen Green, on November 4, 2009 06:42:40
I like the ones where it looks like she has laryngitis.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 06:44:55
Thank you Todd. Thank you very much.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 06:46:24
Thank you Todd. Thank you very much.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 06:46:38
Jeezis. I'm gonna go home and beat my wife.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 07:07:46
There's a specific uncovered area of her body in every single one of those photos with her legs spread that I can't stop staring directly at without keeping my tongue in my mouth. Good lord.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 07:13:03
#2, she's not as dumb as you think she is. She gets the attention, which is exactly what she's supposed to do as an actress. And even if she were dumb, what's the problem? Many men prefer dumb women. They can take charge and enjoy the benefits. You might find it more fun than being with a strong-headed woman with an opinion.
And you didn't just say that she doesn't know what she's doing sexually. That has to be a typo. Holy shit. You call HER dumb? You are saying she sucks in bed based on, what, her IQ level? WTF?
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 07:26:12
The photoshopping is horribly bad, there is huge glitches on picture 18,19,20. What did they try to do? Enlarge the boobs?
By ToreSkog, on November 4, 2009 07:28:23
I would pound her like I was tenderizing a cheap piece of meat.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 07:48:20
Nice leg spread photo, megan. What a whore.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 07:54:30
I'm guessing that comic book is at the very limit of her reading comprehension.
By coolpapa, on November 4, 2009 07:58:27
Is that a hint of a tattoo sticking out from underneath the bikini bottom part of her outfit-thingy? (near her right hip)
By Sheckie, on November 4, 2009 08:02:21
I will go as far as to let her shit on my chest.
By DooDooMe, on November 4, 2009 08:14:50
#4 Lol! This chick is so annoying! Unfortunately it makes me want to fuck her even more.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 08:29:29
Is she trying to be Sasha Grey or is Sasha Grey trying to be her? Too much bimbotry for me to figure out.
By Rabbitt, on November 4, 2009 08:35:55
Dirty little airheaded skank. Can't we see some more of Lucy Pinder or Keeley Hazell?
Granted, they'll never be confused with university professors either, but they come off as Nobel winners (with awesome tits and no tatts) compared to MF.
By Storm, on November 4, 2009 08:52:45
Wasn't she in a movie playing the lead that sell to well? I can't seem to remember the film. It's the one where her acting sucked & sh wasn't even naked in? Oh well. It wasn't important to recall.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 09:36:55
To #12. of course she likes comic books. Her I.Q. can't go past sesame street.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 09:41:12
meh...over her. let's see some more Pinder.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 09:48:36
She looks good in these pix, I ain't gonna lie.
By Shia LeDouche, on November 4, 2009 11:33:02
I see we have only rocket scientists here. You guys probably prefer a chick with bifocals, fat ass, oh, and brains.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 12:00:08
#34, So do my ex girlfriends.
and the other chicks I made sex tapes with.
Shes boring.
I bet if I fucked her and she started speaking afterwards, starting a conveersation about who knows what Ill kick her out with 20 bucks as cab fare.
She should stfu.
Oooh, and suck something.
By Straight up, on November 4, 2009 12:04:18
lol @ 19....i love it
is there anyone more deserving of a ball gag?
By phidapaldi, on November 4, 2009 12:45:00
She's kind of reminding me of Cher in her 'If I Could Turn Back Time' video.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 13:25:13
It is IMPOSSIBLE for this woman to take a bad photograph. She really is naturally stunning.
By Athina, on November 4, 2009 13:40:26
She's not that hot - and the thumbs are a deal-breaker :
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 13:52:57
Who was the schmuck that considered these photos fucking OUTTAKES??!!
By ramrod, on November 4, 2009 14:31:42
She is very beautiful that is no lie. But you can see the different Photoshop does!
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 16:57:12
*sigh* I'm so bored by this stuckup moron. And now all you got is Shauna Sand? Don't you love us anymore, Todd?
By Wonder what Perez Hilton's got, on November 4, 2009 17:21:17
Outside of MF and Olivia Wilde going ass-to-ass on a double sided, it would be hard to beat these pics.
Get on that Todd.
Use some of that cake Vivid gave you to post fake tittied slim jim porn shots.
By zym999, on November 4, 2009 17:24:01
#36 is so a virgin. Big dreams, though.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 17:28:07
#44 is a virgin psychic...
Someone give him a medal!
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 18:10:11
...and all I have to say is that I would fuck her dumb ass so hard she would need a special helmet and a seizure alert dog.
Ach no, Todd - too far, man. Too far.
Now you'll never have your chance.
By Captain Sarcasticus, on November 4, 2009 18:15:10
#22 - Are you talking about the moire pattern in the mesh?
By anonymous, on November 4, 2009 18:21:39
Well, I guess these pics confirm that she waxes...very cleanly.
Her thighs.
My earmuffs.
That is all.
Fin.
By tizzle, on November 4, 2009 18:34:57
If she's so hot, why's she fucking that loser from 90210?
By Peenance, on November 4, 2009 19:12:44
'She's awesome looking, but is a high maintenance, physically awkward dumbass. I'd rather have an average looking woman who knows what she's doing sexually & can actually carry on a conversation.'
You gots to be the biggest dope in on Earth, and probably someone whos never gotten laid in his life, who cares about carrying a conversation Romeo? what a queer you are, fail boy
By Ronald McDouchebag, on November 4, 2009 19:13:17
I would so eat that.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 00:08:41
This is my vote for quote of the year!
"Maxim has released outtakes from Megan Fox's photoshoot, and all I have to say is that I would fuck her dumb ass so hard she would need a special helmet and a seizure alert dog. That is all. "
You crack my ass up. Party on!
By Henodder Titzov, on November 5, 2009 05:59:27
DAMN SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING HOT look at her with her amazing legs spread open that pussy YUM she is amazing and only fags and fat chicks don't like her
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 09:03:50
#45: LMAO! You called it.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 11:20:23
She. is. stunning.
Angelina Joie looks like a streetworn hobo next to that. Fuckkkk...
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 13:17:12
Why do they even bother spending money on new photo shoots when all her pics look the same? How many pictures of her in black outfits do you need?
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 13:38:27
WHY DO HER THUMBS LOOK LIKE TOES?>?>?>?>?>?>?>
By anonymous, on November 5, 2009 14:47:25
to anon @56 she is a stunning plastic surgery model. if she is so hot why did she have to pump her lips and alter her nose?.... and she is fucking BAG, not brad pitt. she is a generic looking plastic doll, unlike angelina who back in the day was insanely beautiful and NATURAL
By 56 likes them plastic, on November 5, 2009 17:43:16
Most overrated chick on planet Earth - right up there with Susan Boyle in the looks department.
Any opinion offered by the guy who puts this blog together is hereby rendered completely useless.
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 13:29:21
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