Michael Lohan Is A Criminal Mastermind

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  1. ...And Dresses Like a Flaming Gay

    By anonymous, on November 13, 2009 03:37:40

  2. tool.

    By anonymous, on November 13, 2009 04:15:59

  3. the shirt!

    By anonymous, on November 13, 2009 04:18:14

  4. Wes from Urban Cowboy really has let himself go.

    By JJM, on November 13, 2009 04:50:47

  5. That is the gayest shirt known to man. And check out his bulletin board and filing shelves - empty.
    Self important douchebag.

    By fuckyouyoufuckingfuck, on November 13, 2009 04:52:22

  6. Maybe they'll let him wear that shirt in Young n Tender tank or the 9000 block of Mens C.J. Yes ... Absolutely an entire family of retards!

    By Jonnysheen, on November 13, 2009 05:11:26

  7. That is the saddest picture I've ever seen in my life. Everything from the fact it was taken in a basement, to the shirt, to the empty shelves, to the way he pretends someone is on the other line and ignores the person taking the photograph while posing as if he thinks he's on the cover of a GQ magazine (or more likely it was timed and he's alone). Wow, awesome.

    By anonymous, on November 13, 2009 06:15:07

  8. The trauma of seeing my dad in that shirt would probably drive me into a crackhouse, too.

    By anonymous, on November 13, 2009 06:25:36

  9. ..empty bulletin board, mirror behind him showing the sad metal file towers (probably also empty), the carefully distressed jeans with one hole... and a landline? really?

    By anonymous, on November 13, 2009 06:38:19

  10. Nice cowboy boots-and-belt-buckle combo. Almost as sexy as the white tassel loafers and white belt combo he'll be sporting in a few more years. (Er, sorry, Dad, it looks GOOD on YOU. You can pull it off, with your, um, senior…ness. *cough*)

    By Get Out of My Room, Dad, on November 13, 2009 06:45:36

  11. You said "erect" hahahaha!

    By I don't like you in any way, on November 13, 2009 06:47:25

  12. How can she NOT be a Tard with THAT for a Father ?

    By BukkNekkid , on November 13, 2009 06:50:51

  13. Todd, I'm beginning to think you hate women. You give your buddies titties, and we ladies have to look at THAT.

    I can't identify anything remotely gonad-like in that repulsive shot. Apparently he has kids, but it doesn't appear Dina had much to work with all those years.

    No. Fair.

    By 24, on November 13, 2009 06:56:49

  14. Really Todd, that pic needed more warnings than Shauna Sand's porno clip!!! Gross!

    By Rabbitt, on November 13, 2009 07:05:13

  15. nice shirt.
    *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut*
    *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut*
    *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut* *cut*

    By lindz, on November 13, 2009 07:32:28

  16. The shiiiiiiirt! My eyes!! THIS is NSFW.

    By Emma, on November 13, 2009 07:45:33

  17. whens he going to release the porn tapes on blohan??????

    By anonymous, on November 13, 2009 08:15:46

  18. Doesn't International Male sell that shirt? Circa 1985?

    By Rabbitt , on November 13, 2009 08:19:53

  19. Lindsay's worst enemies are her fucked up parents. No wonder she's a mess.

    By anonymous, on November 13, 2009 08:30:37

  20. #18

    I thought I saw it in a Frederick's of Hollywood catalog a few years back.

    By JJM, on November 13, 2009 08:38:15

  21. #20 maybe he's the new lead singer for Right Said Fred?



    By Rabbitt, on November 13, 2009 09:51:18

  22. Oy vey.

    By SamRo, on November 13, 2009 10:42:58

  23. Winner.

    By anonymous, on November 13, 2009 13:31:35

  24. #21

    He's too scuzzy for that shirt, so scuzzy it hurts.

    By JJM, on November 13, 2009 17:02:46

  25. That shirt is a gay man's typical Sunday shirt in The Quarter shirt.
    Next, Dian Lohan and Micheal Lohan are lying,awful,pimping parents.
    Close behind you Kate and Jon Gosselin.

    I used to not feel sorry for Lindsay.Same for Britney.Britney,weknow is batshit crazy.At leasther father put hisfoot down and tok extreme meausres.Britney's momis not bad like Lyndays,but Lynne Spears problem is that she was a Yes Mom. Whatever JaimeLynn and Britney said,did,Lynne, said yes too. An enabler.

    Dina is delusional AND GREEDY AND mICHEAL IS GREEDY..

    By TheFrench Quarters, on November 14, 2009 05:14:23

  26. #25, same here. I used to laugh at Brit and Linds but now I feel sorry for them because it's obvious they didn't get any love from their parents. Both parents are selfish and just use the kids so they don't have to get off their lazy asses and make money themselves. I will say Brit's dad seems to be doing right by her but he can't babysit her forever. I have a feeling both of these girls will have tragic ends before age 30. Very sad.

    By Rabbitt, on November 14, 2009 08:20:08

  27. TO #'s 1 thru 26....you guys are fuckin awesome. You are all right on. LOVE it. But I still gotta say it. The shirt...really? Dumbass Micheal Lohan does dumbass like no one else.

    By Yeah...mydrunkass, on November 14, 2009 18:47:15

  28. Wow. A woman was actually sane enough to fuck, marry, & have two offspring from this piece of work. Again, wow. How low standards can go.

    By anonymous, on November 15, 2009 15:42:19

  29. And here I was, thinking that I'd have to post and mention the shirt.

    I guess I have time for a hot bubble bath now.

    By anonymous, on November 15, 2009 16:36:02

  30. Who wears that kind of shirt?

    By Grace yip, on November 16, 2009 11:34:25

  31. Pathetic family!

    By anonymous, on November 19, 2009 18:43:36

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