Ever since he looks like an angry lesbian no ... most of us don't want to see pictures of Nicolas Cage. You could help us out with posting pics of other hot guys ... remember the ladies Todd ...
What a douche this Nick Cage is. I've always thought he sucked. Turns out he's a bigger idiot than I thought he was. Good idea- just blame someone else...dumbass.
He is everything wrong with the United States. You wonder why entertainers are all liberal? They are so full of it, he would rather buy a skull then see the poor have something to eat. Yet he will ask us to give money when something happens in the world like Katrina. He should do life in prison for not only cheeting the government out of money that we would use right now. I say chop his ungrateful head off.....and everyone like him...he is the opposit of Jesus when it comes right down to it. In fact THAT is what you should call him Todd.
Nick Coppola bought another Lambourghini while in Chicago filming the Weatherman. He took it off the showroom floor at the Bentley dealership. After ten minutes of driving he hit a pothole, pulled into an alley and gave the keys to a bum. That bum now rents it out as a studio apartment for $1500/mo. #7, don't say that liberal celebrities don't give to the poor.
I'd like everyone to know that I'm available as a functioning alchoholic/viking-poet for hire. I take cash and pineal glands. I am not responsible for damages incurred while utilizing my services. Offer not available in Ohio, because I fucking hate Ohio.
This is why I do not feel sorry for celebrities who go broke. It's revolting how much money they piss away on self indulgent bullshit while telling the rest of us hand over our tax dollars to fund their liberal crap.
What, no mention of the millions he must've spent on plastic surgery?
I tagged Nick Coppolla as a douche when he was in "Valley Girl". Glad to see he stayed true to form over the years.
Also, too bad about the massive airbrushing of Bellucci. I'd much rather see her, sexy wrinkles, little rolls of fat n all. Still 100x more bonable than 4/5 of the ho'wood bimbettes 1/2 her age.
Nicolas Cage has never been a good actor, and at least 90% of his movies are god-awful, so really, he shouldn't have had any of that money to blow in the first place.
Todd I begin to think you mention race when your last few posts don't get enough comments.
I love this guy. And #15, he HAS given a shitload of money to charity. He's suing his financial advisor because it's THAT guy's job to say "hey, you didn't pay taxes" and shit. Apparently when you are that rich, you need someone to tell you what the hell is happning with your moolah.
And you know, some pix circa Wild at Heart woulda been nice.
Uh, Todd, what's with the black man & lottery comment? You've been a snarky snot with your comments up to this point (which is why I enjoy this website), but that comment stepped over the line. Fess up; you know it. Just take it back & have done with it, before it creates a firestorm.
Regarding Nick Cage, he's made something in the order of $80 million, so I can understand (when you come from an impoverished working actors lifestyle) why he'd want to have a lot of really nice things. He obviously went way overboard, but that has nothing to do with potential financial mismanagement by someone he paid to look out for him. I'd be seriously pissed if I found out that I not only had a huge IRS tax bill & had to sell property to pay for it, but that several of my properties were foreclosed on & I lost them. I'd be suing as well.
While 21 of you assholes are arguing about douchebag Nicolas Cage, only 1 of you bothered to notice one of the hottest chicks on the planet. Fucking queers!
Raising Arizona was his first and last good film.Actually Red Rock West was good, too.Bruckheimer..however u spell it brainwashed him with $$$$$$$$...action hero? nick cage? hahahahaha. Dont tell me face off or con air was good. please. typical movies. he forgot how to be an actor.
Yeah, I want nice things too ... but really 2 castles? Seriously? I mean he has rights to hire someone to take care of his bills and when they don't do their job to sue them, and he also has rights to buy whatever the fuck he wants... but really.... you have to spend 80 million dollars completly before you die?
So there are no WHITE guys who have ever filed bankrupcy after winning the lottery? Or plenty of WHITE celebrities who are broke? Not that you care, but I think I'll move on to other sites who don't need to try as hard or stoop as low to be funny.
You are right 23....I think we are somewhat outraged at this bastard. Our country is broke, the country that gave him everything and he has given us nothing, bad movies and not paying taxes, he is trying to get out of it. Black or white makes no difference to me in this case. Dumb asses come in all colors. He is more then that and should do time in the federal Pen.
Nick Cage's real last name is Coppolla, as in Francis Ford is his uncle. There's nothing "impoverished" about his background. In fact, the $80 million was made on the back of nepotism pure and simple. Just ask the 100s of genuinely talented actors out there who can't even get a look in because they're not related to someone famous.
Also, I bet you're one of those people who loves it when Todd makes white-trash hillbilly jokes. Know what the word "hypocrite" means?
Todd, thanks for having the balls to be honest... "Black guy who just won the lottery" One of the best lines i've read in a long time. People need to lighten the fuck up. People make stereotypes about snooty white people or white trash, and i could give a shit! The stereotypes are often true. Same thing for black stereotypes. Theyre out there for a reason. Any cool black dude with a sense of reality will fess up to black spending habits... see Chris Rock.
So he owes IRS 6 million.After he sells a ton of stuf,he'll have 6 million for IRS and few million to ,hopefully, he will know by now, put on ice. Live way down even beneath his means .Live like a rich person,but not movie star rich. Bank,Bank. CD's/IRA/Annuity/MutualFund/ Commerical property, etc. Be wise not wasteful.
Hey I'm white and I could blow through a lottery jackpot just as good as any black guy! So don't give them all the credit. Cage sells just one freaking castle or one island and he's got this covered. He will probably be able to keep his shrunken heads and other goofball artifacts. This is chump change to him.
41 Comments:
Leave Your CommentEver since he looks like an angry lesbian no ... most of us don't want to see pictures of Nicolas Cage. You could help us out with posting pics of other hot guys ... remember the ladies Todd ...
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 04:09:27
Just use the N word and be done with it.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 04:22:24
What a douche this Nick Cage is. I've always thought he sucked. Turns out he's a bigger idiot than I thought he was. Good idea- just blame someone else...dumbass.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 04:22:43
You'd think dumbass would've invested in better hair plugs. Loser.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 04:28:20
I've always like Nicolas Cage now that I see his interesting purchases, I like him more. lol.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 04:30:49
Like #2 said,just go an use the N word,you really freaking want to anyway.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 04:41:06
He is everything wrong with the United States. You wonder why entertainers are all liberal? They are so full of it, he would rather buy a skull then see the poor have something to eat. Yet he will ask us to give money when something happens in the world like Katrina. He should do life in prison for not only cheeting the government out of money that we would use right now. I say chop his ungrateful head off.....and everyone like him...he is the opposit of Jesus when it comes right down to it. In fact THAT is what you should call him Todd.
By HungWang, on November 10, 2009 04:52:29
"You really weren't expecting pics of Nicolas Cage were you?" After that week of guy posts.. i wouldn't put anything past you.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 04:59:55
Monica Bellucci... now THERE'S a piece.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 05:05:40
As usual, your comments show yourself as an ass.
By tired, on November 10, 2009 05:05:51
"Spending like a black guy who just won the lottery?"
Gee, guess that explains why he's a a WHITE guy who just blew every penny he ever worked for. Todd, you must live on a steady diet of idiot pills.
By JaySmack, on November 10, 2009 05:09:53
Nick Coppola bought another Lambourghini while in Chicago filming the Weatherman. He took it off the showroom floor at the Bentley dealership. After ten minutes of driving he hit a pothole, pulled into an alley and gave the keys to a bum. That bum now rents it out as a studio apartment for $1500/mo. #7, don't say that liberal celebrities don't give to the poor.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 05:11:45
Fucking white wash nigger!
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 05:14:23
I'd like everyone to know that I'm available as a functioning alchoholic/viking-poet for hire. I take cash and pineal glands. I am not responsible for damages incurred while utilizing my services. Offer not available in Ohio, because I fucking hate Ohio.
By mutterhals, on November 10, 2009 05:35:14
WTF. I had no idea. 3 castles, 2 islands, a dozen mansions, and a dino skull. How about opening up a children's clinic or something, you crazy POS.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 05:52:07
why bring it to race? why not say the guy was an idiot? is it funnier? does saying the word 'nigger' somehow make you people actually feel better?
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 05:53:04
First of all, everyone knows black guys aren't allowed to win the lottery...and Belluci's had 20 years airbrushed off her body.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 05:57:03
This is why I do not feel sorry for celebrities who go broke. It's revolting how much money they piss away on self indulgent bullshit while telling the rest of us hand over our tax dollars to fund their liberal crap.
By Rabbitt, on November 10, 2009 06:27:50
What, no mention of the millions he must've spent on plastic surgery?
I tagged Nick Coppolla as a douche when he was in "Valley Girl". Glad to see he stayed true to form over the years.
Also, too bad about the massive airbrushing of Bellucci. I'd much rather see her, sexy wrinkles, little rolls of fat n all. Still 100x more bonable than 4/5 of the ho'wood bimbettes 1/2 her age.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 06:33:39
Nicolas Cage has never been a good actor, and at least 90% of his movies are god-awful, so really, he shouldn't have had any of that money to blow in the first place.
And HungWang, Jesus is a made up character.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 06:36:20
Todd I begin to think you mention race when your last few posts don't get enough comments.
I love this guy. And #15, he HAS given a shitload of money to charity. He's suing his financial advisor because it's THAT guy's job to say "hey, you didn't pay taxes" and shit. Apparently when you are that rich, you need someone to tell you what the hell is happning with your moolah.
And you know, some pix circa Wild at Heart woulda been nice.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 06:52:53
Uh, Todd, what's with the black man & lottery comment? You've been a snarky snot with your comments up to this point (which is why I enjoy this website), but that comment stepped over the line. Fess up; you know it. Just take it back & have done with it, before it creates a firestorm.
Regarding Nick Cage, he's made something in the order of $80 million, so I can understand (when you come from an impoverished working actors lifestyle) why he'd want to have a lot of really nice things. He obviously went way overboard, but that has nothing to do with potential financial mismanagement by someone he paid to look out for him. I'd be seriously pissed if I found out that I not only had a huge IRS tax bill & had to sell property to pay for it, but that several of my properties were foreclosed on & I lost them. I'd be suing as well.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 07:42:07
While 21 of you assholes are arguing about douchebag Nicolas Cage, only 1 of you bothered to notice one of the hottest chicks on the planet. Fucking queers!
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 08:15:49
Raising Arizona was his first and last good film.Actually Red Rock West was good, too.Bruckheimer..however u spell it brainwashed him with $$$$$$$$...action hero? nick cage? hahahahaha. Dont tell me face off or con air was good. please. typical movies. he forgot how to be an actor.
By whatever, on November 10, 2009 10:05:54
Yeah, I want nice things too ... but really 2 castles? Seriously? I mean he has rights to hire someone to take care of his bills and when they don't do their job to sue them, and he also has rights to buy whatever the fuck he wants... but really.... you have to spend 80 million dollars completly before you die?
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 10:08:35
So there are no WHITE guys who have ever filed bankrupcy after winning the lottery? Or plenty of WHITE celebrities who are broke?
Not that you care, but I think I'll move on to other sites who don't need to try as hard or stoop as low to be funny.
By Outtahere, on November 10, 2009 10:33:33
You are right 23....I think we are somewhat outraged at this bastard. Our country is broke, the country that gave him everything and he has given us nothing, bad movies and not paying taxes, he is trying to get out of it. Black or white makes no difference to me in this case. Dumb asses come in all colors. He is more then that and should do time in the federal Pen.
By Reality, on November 10, 2009 10:57:01
Damn; I wish I had $80 million. Huge homes, fast exotic cars, hot slutty chicks, blowjobs morning noon & night. That's the life for me...
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 11:16:29
Sooooo... sell the castles, and an island or 2 and pay the IRS, then save money...
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 11:53:20
Uh, 22, you're not too well informed.
Nick Cage's real last name is Coppolla, as in Francis Ford is his uncle. There's nothing "impoverished" about his background. In fact, the $80 million was made on the back of nepotism pure and simple. Just ask the 100s of genuinely talented actors out there who can't even get a look in because they're not related to someone famous.
Also, I bet you're one of those people who loves it when Todd makes white-trash hillbilly jokes. Know what the word "hypocrite" means?
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 13:50:13
To paraphrase one of his unforgettable characters, forever immortalized in celluloid in the film classic, The Rock:
"What in the name of Zeus' butthole is wrong that this dickwad?"
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 13:55:31
He may not be the most stupid actor in the history of Hollywood, but I think he makes most people's top 5 list.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 15:35:22
Good actor, crappy movies, crazy hair.
By Birton Fank, on November 10, 2009 16:39:07
@ #12 - Source?
By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 18:34:02
33.- "good actor"??!!! Are you serious? More like: awful actor, crappy movies, stupid hair.
By anonymous, on November 11, 2009 07:41:44
Less nic cage, more naked Monica Bellucci
By anonymous, on November 11, 2009 08:56:51
He hired an on set drinking-consultant-poet? Like, what the fuck does that even mean? ? ?
By anonymous, on November 11, 2009 11:00:54
So there are no WHITE guys who have ever filed bankrupcy after winning the lottery? Or plenty of WHITE celebrities who are broke?
Sure, but as it turns out they all had black accountants.
Go figure.
By anonymous, on November 11, 2009 18:22:09
Todd, thanks for having the balls to be honest... "Black guy who just won the lottery" One of the best lines i've read in a long time. People need to lighten the fuck up. People make stereotypes about snooty white people or white trash, and i could give a shit! The stereotypes are often true. Same thing for black stereotypes. Theyre out there for a reason. Any cool black dude with a sense of reality will fess up to black spending habits... see Chris Rock.
By The Truth, on November 12, 2009 01:11:20
I can not feel sorry for rich people.
So he owes IRS 6 million.After he sells a ton of stuf,he'll have 6 million for IRS and few million to ,hopefully, he will know by now, put on ice. Live way down even beneath his means .Live like a rich person,but not movie star rich. Bank,Bank. CD's/IRA/Annuity/MutualFund/ Commerical property, etc. Be wise not wasteful.
BTW,I am Black American.
By Downsizing today is the name of the game, on November 12, 2009 14:28:27
Hey I'm white and I could blow through a lottery jackpot just as good as any black guy! So don't give them all the credit.
Cage sells just one freaking castle or one island and he's got this covered. He will probably be able to keep his shrunken heads and other goofball artifacts. This is chump change to him.
By Underpants Gnome, on November 12, 2009 16:48:31
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