51 Comments:

1. Edgy!

   By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 06:24:32

2. Wow, she has a massive overbite.

   By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 06:26:58

3. So, who wants some eggs?

   By mutterhals, on November 23, 2009 06:30:50

4. I dunno, I kinda like sex. I'll have to disagree with the music industry's current attempt to destroy it.

   By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 06:32:25

5. Jesus Tapdancing Christ. What in the FUCK is that in the banner picture!
   
   Oh, well. I guess he makes up for the busted face and the pancake titties with his 13" horse cock.

   By We get it. You're edgy and Perez blows you. Now fuck off., on November 23, 2009 06:33:01

6. I know you posted this in my honor.

   By Todd's......Twinklestar?, on November 23, 2009 06:34:39

7. oh my god, isn't she like, in her 20s? Horrific!

   By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 06:35:32

8. Split flapjacks indeed. N lookit Perez, holy fuck what a loser.

   By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 06:35:54

9. Oh my god, how old is this beast? It's chest/arms tell the tales of a 70-year-old grandmother who breastfed her 10 kids on the ranch while walking 10 miles to school through the snow.

   By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 06:37:10

10. WTF? Jeezus! It looks like her nipples are always pointing at her knees! Are you sure this bus station skank isn't the dude that's always sucking Perez Hilton's Chihuahua-dog dick?

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 06:44:01

11. I'm sure that this isn't the first time that this crack-whore has had a bone or two resting on her forehead...but there's usually a ball-sack attached to it...

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 06:46:17

12. Courtney Love really has let herself go.

    By JJM, on November 23, 2009 07:02:38

13. WHAT AN UGLY FUCKEN DOG!!!!

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 07:03:10

14. Why are her boobs so nasty? I've had two kids and mine don't hang like that. GROSS!

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 07:15:38

15. she's gotta nice ass.

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 07:55:20

16. Lady Caca?

    By Rumpole Bailey, on November 23, 2009 08:00:09

17. Sexy?? I wouldn't fuck this bitch even if im totally waisted..
    
    Shes ugly as hell...

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 08:00:25

18. Anybody who doesn't admire her brave reinterpretation of firm full breasts is a racist redneck homophobe.

    By Those Psychos from the "Chaz" thread, on November 23, 2009 08:14:26

19. Todd, do you ever watch 'How I Met Your Mother'? Yeah, you're Barney.

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 08:27:09

20. Notice the strategically placed straps in the groin region. Then again, they don't cover its hard on in some of the pictures.

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 08:41:23

21. Some words that just zapped into my head:
    
    SAGGY
    OVERBITE
    BUCKET

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 09:02:02

22. I find NOTHING sexy about that girl and her low hanging boobs!!!!

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 09:26:01

23. At first I thought she was attacked by a juvenile alien...what a disappointment it was just a costume

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 09:39:23

24. Maybe (s)he forgot to remove those little desiccant packs they put in new clothing sometimes?

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 10:13:01

25. Maybe she should get implants and cut off her wiener. Oh wait, based on your Chaz Bono post you probably wouldn't be happy with that either Todd. Now I understand the Lady Gaga hate.

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 10:38:09

26. I wish she/he would let us see its penis.

    By Slim Jim, on November 23, 2009 10:48:33

27. Siiiickkk. How is that even possible? She's like 25.

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 11:04:42

28. She has a DICK.

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 11:29:26

29. All I know is that there's sausage tucked in there, somewhere.

    By Steve Drill, on November 23, 2009 11:30:36

30. It forgot to put the lotion on its skin.

    By Jame Gumb, on November 23, 2009 12:05:32

31. Man, I really wish someone would just shoot Perez in the fucking head. He encapsulates just about every single thing I hate about and is wrong with our society and culture today. Shoot him. Shoot the fucker.

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 12:47:00

32. And my boobs are not that saggy at 45,no kids,and a lumpectonmy (breast cancer).
    Gag,use tape.Htosethings shouldhave been taped up, pushed up,and taped close tolook full,round and perky.

    By plus sized here , on November 23, 2009 13:55:59

33. i like how she wears large sunglasses in the hope of disguising the fact you could park a duece n a quarter on the shnoozzola..an the last time i saw front teeth like that it was building a dam at our local zoo......

    By The Zodiac, on November 23, 2009 14:42:54

34. The way things are going I expect her to be one of our next Vice-Presidential candidates.
    Vote for poker face!
    Country has gone in the shitter.

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 15:06:04

35. I like the ace bandage/skeleton outfit.

    By Cubs Fan, on November 23, 2009 16:25:28

36. Her 15 minutes are up.

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 16:29:41

37. Is Perez' head a foot and a half tall and 4 inches wide? WTF? He could stick that up a....oh!!

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 16:49:22

38. Lady Germy CaCa is just like her idol Madonna in that she is a nasty fugly Italian twat without a lot of talent making music for gays. But at least Madonna had nice tits.
    
    Wait for Lady Germy to do a Madonna style Sex book with Perez Hilton called
    "We're Both Guys. Really."

    By Massage O. Knees, on November 23, 2009 17:08:11

39. Oh dear God, no.

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 18:21:05

40. Errrr... has Perez Hilton always had a funky stretched skull?
    
    And it isn't just the hair.

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 18:24:20

41. I'm a 40 year old with F cups, and mine are perkier! How on earth does a 20 something get tits like that???

    By Red Cat, on November 23, 2009 19:08:33

42. The only thing worse than "lady" gaga is "lady" gaga fans...

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 20:21:56

43. OMG what did she do to her boobs? Did she have implants & had them removed? Or massive weightloss?
    
    Love her music though

    By anonymous, on November 23, 2009 21:14:29

44. This is the face of talent today, no wonder the terrorist want kill us.

    By Lkl, on November 24, 2009 02:47:20

45. I've seen more attractive tits in National Geographic.

    By JAC, on November 24, 2009 03:00:29

46. Looks like rejects from the watchmen.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 04:18:00

47. Pencil test? How about a two by four test!

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 05:35:40

48. That skank is sooooooooooo damn ugly with her sagging tits and no talent

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 06:16:47

49. I think she's a bit retarded...maybe missing a chromosome or two. durr durr durr durr

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 06:51:27

50. What the FUCK is that!!?? Those tits look like coffee filters! She just CAN`T be in her 20`s.

    By anonymous, on November 24, 2009 15:13:27

51. Her boobs make me wanna cry! :( Nasty!

    By FemBot, on November 24, 2009 17:16:43