Seriously, Put On A Bra

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  1. One of her PAID handlers needs to speak up and tell her that crooked nips are NOT sexy. Sorry they are just SCARY !!

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 01:45:47

  2. I don't fucking get this, I just don't fucking get HER. Regardless of what it looks like, I'm telling you as a girl feeling those things swingin just ain't fun, so WTF Brit? WTF?????

    By Laurie, on November 9, 2009 02:08:27

  3. Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow, do you run loose out in public lookin' like a truck stop ho', do your boobs..hang...low???

    By JJM, on November 9, 2009 02:58:16

  4. Poor little slutney spears; she's mentally retarded & will never change. She's like an angry little 13 year old, who's going to throw a hissy fit, pout & petulently do whatever she wants, just to hurt others (her daddy).

    I sense another slutney freak out fast approaching. The oversized FUCK YOU sunglasses, the vapid vacant stare, the greasy unwashed hair, her obsession with showing off her dried up titty bags, the delusional "I'm still that 18 year old hot piece of ass" mentality. She'll be flashing her snatch to the world very soon. Personally, I'm surprised she hasn't yet been photgraphed standing on a street corner, naked from the waist down, pissing all over herself...

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 03:22:02

  5. outstanding.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 03:41:10

  6. She has "Marty Feldman" Tittays !!!

    By BukkNekkid , on November 9, 2009 05:34:25

  7. "Looking around for his keys"

    AWESOME!

    By Bene, on November 9, 2009 07:08:48

  8. The ravages of childbirth guys and gals.
    It happens to the all.
    I don't find anything wrong with her like this, but that is a personal opinion.
    She just need to realize that she is no longer "young and perky."
    It is now time for her body to pay for her choices.

    By Wendel, on November 9, 2009 07:32:25

  9. She should put a patch on one nipple to help strengthen the other one. Get them both looking the same direction. Worked for my cousin's lazy eye.

    By lawguy, on November 9, 2009 08:15:10

  10. Ugh. I know moms her age who have breast fed and still have perkier tits than that. Wear a damn bra and spare yourself the heartache in 20 years...

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 09:04:25

  11. My god people, isn't it obvious by now that this chick has NO SHAME? Face it, she's going to dress and behave as badly as she wants to and ain't nobody gonna stop her. Leave Britney alone!

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 09:19:57

  12. Nothing she does flatters her looks anyway possible. She just like so many women like her & madonna that can't face the facts your can't go living like your 18 for the rest of your life no matter what you do. Dillusions is their own prison.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 09:21:11

  13. She's just doing it out of spite and vindictiveness now. The other pics of her nips the other day made it around the world with guffaws and comments from every and all. It's her passive-agressive side at work.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 09:36:51

  14. Nipples don't point down unless you are very old or very fat which she is neither. I say botched implants.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 09:55:47

  15. Shut up homos.

    By JanisIan, on November 9, 2009 10:15:32

  16. #4: LOL! Perfectly said.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 10:32:32

  17. What do you expect from somebody with the mentality of a 5 year old.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 10:35:05

  18. MUST this retarded heifer have her udders flapping about all the time?
    GOD. DAMN.

    By Steve Drill, on November 9, 2009 10:36:06

  19. Homos? Written by a stoopid idiot. Her titties are wonky, just like yr name.

    By Heidi Klum, on November 9, 2009 11:26:36

  20. God she is just so foul and disgusting. Her hotness is just a memory now. Seeing this broad (the term "broad" having been invented with Brit's body-type in mind) cramming her girth into those idiotic, childish costumes is totally hysterical. The pathetic butt-monkeys that still take her seriously are even funnier.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 12:00:42

  21. #2, Laurie, I think Brit Brit's moral compass is just spinning like it does at the Magnetic North Pole. The only reason she goes out braless is that it's illegal to go out nude.

    By Dr. Joyce Brothers Sister, on November 9, 2009 13:08:51

  22. I can't believe she still wears those boots...she wore them through her bad times....what gives?

    By a concerned mother, on November 9, 2009 15:48:37

  23. Nice mustard stain on your pants you disgusing. Classless. BITCH.

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2009 17:41:46

  24. they look fine to me.

    By Marty Feldman, on November 9, 2009 21:46:39

  25. I LOVE her boobs and love that she's so comfortable in her skin that she doesn't care what people think or say. I say, "WORK THOSE TITTIES, GIRL!"

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 05:35:27

  26. don't you guys see Brit's crazy yet crafty strategy?? She flaunts them as much possible in this floppy state- inundating the masses to no end, so that when she DOES get the inevitable boob job, instead of ragging on her, everybody will do a collective sigh of relief & possibly even applaud her! and #14, if your breasts have a natural predisposition to point downwards, they will do that no matter what, and lack of bra encourages things... how about those National Geographic native chicks? some of them aren't that old, and nobody's fat over there...

    By gigi, on November 10, 2009 06:46:59

  27. Ok, I am 40 and they look like my tits..So sad.
    What's her excuse? Put on a f-ing bra or..get them lifted. If i had the money mine would be so high i could kiss my nips..TMI?

    By Julie, on November 10, 2009 06:51:09

  28. @27 TMI? No way. What else would you do?

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2009 07:37:35

  29. Britney is a perfect example why retarded people should not dress themselves.

    By anonymous, on November 11, 2009 07:20:51

  30. Is that a Cheetos stain on her pants?

    By anonymous, on November 11, 2009 07:22:06

  31. I absolutely hate to wear a bra...I hate it!!!! They are so uncomfortable and binding. I don't see anything wrong with her not wanting to wear a bra...big deal!!! Who says you have too?

    By anonymous, on November 11, 2009 07:52:10

  32. She should put a patch on one nipple to help strengthen the other one. Get them both looking the same direction. Worked for my cousin's lazy eye.

    By lawguy, on November 9, 2009 08:15:10


    And then maybe get a huge novelty pirate hat to cover her head & shoulders, paint a mouth on her belly (festively using the C-section scar), then march in parades?

    Brilliant!

    By anonymous, on November 11, 2009 18:32:48

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