I love how guys always want skinny girls with huge tits, a condition that rarely occurs in nature. Naturally skinny girls have small tits because they have little body fat. Skinny young girls who happen to have huge natural boobs probably will not be skinny forever...large breasts are usually a harbinger of what's to come...someone who will be seriously fighting the chunk later in life. That's just life babycakes, everything is a trade off.
05:09:11, I bet that Mary Lousie Parker built a shrine to Clare's decency - as soon as she got time after having the baby of the man who left her for Clare and all.
For fuck's sake, Todd, this is a new high water mark of hatred!!!! I only wish I had a bigger exclamation mark (like you).
Haven't you read the landmark, multi-volume work, "Identity, Breast Size and an Expanding Hermeneutic of Self-Nurture?" These are very complex issues, for trapped inside the body of every large breasted woman is a small-breasted woman with her own reserves of self esteem--and also milk. And, in certain cases, a thirteen year old boy, covered in slippery mucous.
But enough about my childhood.
Why must you be so ignorant of these simple academic truths which you so cruelly disregard?!?!??? Ahhhh! I fall upon the thorns of life, Todd! I bleed!
Meh, I don't much mind small tits. Ass is the thing that matters most to me. Nice, round, shapely and with legs to match meeting up to it. Instant erection city.
@11 you could not be more correct. As my own husband pointed out.. when he was young (13-17) he only saw naked women in porn and thought thats what women looked like. Then he started dating and figured it out. I think alot of men commenting out there on the internet have not dated many women and so they do not understand what we really look like. Ha, and all that being said I am skinny with big boobs but I have to WORK to stay skinny!! Ha, honestly I am now off to get an apple and an orange (maybe some almonds for protein) for dinner.
How the hell did a guy like Todd get a girlfriend?! She must be deaf, dumb and blind...and if she wasn't before she sure is now after being around that douche for more than 30 seconds!
Ok. I'm usually on your side, but come on... Not only is Claire Danes gorgeous, but she is also not a stupid train wreck like most of the other chicks that have and sort of spot light on them. Plus-your "girlfriend" Lance's D's may have, in part, been made by God's loving hand, but they also got some help from Ronald McDonald's hand. It takes a special diet and workout regimen for a dude to get boobs of that size. Congratulation!
I find it funny how guys who like big tits think that all guys should like big tits (unless they're gay) and get all defensive if another guy says he likes small tits or if a girl says she won't get implants because there are plenty guys out there who like small tits. "but they're gaaaayyy". No they just don't like big, saggy tits.
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Leave Your CommentNo arguing over taste Todd (but you know that as you have none) but I'd rather have tiny real ones than sillicon air balloons...
By Pieter, on November 19, 2009 05:01:13
I love Claire, she really can do no wrong by me and is probably the most sane and decent woman in hollywood
By anonymous, on November 19, 2009 05:09:11
Dude, you're a dick. She's hot.
By Jim, on November 19, 2009 05:32:44
she has the same sized breast as Olivia Wilde.
Fake breasts are absolutely revolting, as is people who make fun of mastectomies.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2009 05:45:33
Hot as shit. Way better looking than Megan Fox.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2009 05:52:12
Congratulations!
You've just crossed a line between borderline sarcastic and plain spiteful.
By angelInstead, on November 19, 2009 06:04:52
im pretty sure they all say the same thing about ur penis! "small and barely there"!
megan fox had the same size breasts before she got her boob job
By agnes, on November 19, 2009 06:07:41
Yes....those things tits....Don't be scared, they won't bite you
And I'm with #no1 on this one. Real boobs are ALWAYS better than that fake silicone-crap
By anonymous, on November 19, 2009 06:11:55
She's pretty and the dress is lovely but it wouldn't have hurt to put on a bra really.
By Samantha, on November 19, 2009 07:11:08
Men that complain about small breasts have small dicks.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2009 07:11:22
I love how guys always want skinny girls with huge tits, a condition that rarely occurs in nature. Naturally skinny girls have small tits because they have little body fat. Skinny young girls who happen to have huge natural boobs probably will not be skinny forever...large breasts are usually a harbinger of what's to come...someone who will be seriously fighting the chunk later in life. That's just life babycakes, everything is a trade off.
By Solaera, on November 19, 2009 07:37:49
Tits are Tits,Big or Small ...I love em ALL!
By BukkNekkid , on November 19, 2009 07:56:57
i prefer bigger ones, but i'm glad she stayed natural.
she's beautiful...but a bra wouldn't have hurt her.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2009 08:11:35
This perverted husband stealing trannie prostitute must suck a mean cock. Only explanation for it getting around so much.
By Steve Drill, on November 19, 2009 08:13:19
I think she's gotten better looking with age....and I would so devour those small titties of hers. She looks great.
By FreakyFraser, on November 19, 2009 08:16:57
05:09:11, I bet that Mary Lousie Parker built a shrine to Clare's decency - as soon as she got time after having the baby of the man who left her for Clare and all.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2009 08:49:21
For fuck's sake, Todd, this is a new high water mark of hatred!!!! I only wish I had a bigger exclamation mark (like you).
Haven't you read the landmark, multi-volume work, "Identity, Breast Size and an Expanding Hermeneutic of Self-Nurture?" These are very complex issues, for trapped inside the body of every large breasted woman is a small-breasted woman with her own reserves of self esteem--and also milk. And, in certain cases, a thirteen year old boy, covered in slippery mucous.
But enough about my childhood.
Why must you be so ignorant of these simple academic truths which you so cruelly disregard?!?!??? Ahhhh! I fall upon the thorns of life, Todd! I bleed!
By Byron, on November 19, 2009 09:42:05
#16, so the fact that Mary Lois is also a massive slut makes it right?
They are BOTH sluts.
By Steve Drill, on November 19, 2009 10:34:36
I'm with #15
By AJB, on November 19, 2009 10:44:42
I would pound her like bread dough. She's hot.
By JK, on November 19, 2009 11:18:20
She is a pin-up only for the slide rule, pre-med, geek crowd that crowds the library and have only french-kissed their ugly first-third cousins.
By Al Einstein, Community College, New Jersey, on November 19, 2009 13:06:02
Meh, I don't much mind small tits. Ass is the thing that matters most to me. Nice, round, shapely and with legs to match meeting up to it. Instant erection city.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2009 13:46:08
@11 you could not be more correct. As my own husband pointed out.. when he was young (13-17) he only saw naked women in porn and thought thats what women looked like. Then he started dating and figured it out. I think alot of men commenting out there on the internet have not dated many women and so they do not understand what we really look like. Ha, and all that being said I am skinny with big boobs but I have to WORK to stay skinny!! Ha, honestly I am now off to get an apple and an orange (maybe some almonds for protein) for dinner.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2009 14:15:44
How the hell did a guy like Todd get a girlfriend?! She must be deaf, dumb and blind...and if she wasn't before she sure is now after being around that douche for more than 30 seconds!
By anonymous, on November 19, 2009 14:59:17
Todd's GF is like 300lbs, that's how she has D's.
By Ben Franklin, on November 19, 2009 19:05:30
Ok. I'm usually on your side, but come on... Not only is Claire Danes gorgeous, but she is also not a stupid train wreck like most of the other chicks that have and sort of spot light on them.
Plus-your "girlfriend" Lance's D's may have, in part, been made by God's loving hand, but they also got some help from Ronald McDonald's hand. It takes a special diet and workout regimen for a dude to get boobs of that size. Congratulation!
By womBat, on November 19, 2009 20:23:04
I admire a young lady who shows them off...bet she is explosive in that sack
By yrreto, on November 19, 2009 23:41:33
10. Men that complain about small breasts have small dicks.
Not true! I have a small dick, and I'm not complaining.
By Little Dick, on November 20, 2009 00:02:51
# 11 - you are correct. I have enormous natural breasts (F cup!) and when I was young I was thin. Now I'm 40 and need to lose about 25 kilos.
By Red Cat, on November 20, 2009 19:21:23
I find it funny how guys who like big tits think that all guys should like big tits (unless they're gay) and get all defensive if another guy says he likes small tits or if a girl says she won't get implants because there are plenty guys out there who like small tits. "but they're gaaaayyy". No they just don't like big, saggy tits.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2009 12:45:21
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