"Three Jew brothers"? Do you mean Jonas Brothers? Who are about as Jewish as George Bush? The Jonases are all committed Evangelical Christians. Their father is a former Assembly of God pastor. How about the "three Jesus brothers"?
That's more blasphemous than digging up Jesus, re-crucifying him, taking a dump on his head, burying him upside down underneath the dirt-floor basement of an abandoned childcare center where they secretly performed Satanic rituals on toddlers, and marking the grave with a Slayer album cover and a pile of steaming hobo poop.
No matter what the peanut gallery says about the Jonas brothers and their evangelicalism (no WONDER they're a bunch of pussies), they still suck, and this rendition of High and Dry sucks.
On the plus side, Radiohead is still talented and putting out records. If only we could resurrect everyone else who killed themselves in the 90s and avert this whole tween fad shit (and hopefully that could have prevented Britney Spears' fat ass being called a "living legend".)
Too much show boating, not enough passion to sing it. Kids these days.
Who gives a shit if he made a mistake about them being jewish or not, they are still topping the list for the lamest douchebags out there....along with Mayer and that country singing douchebag of a dad and his daughter.
Heaven forbid she expose her audience to something outside the box. She should only play songs that fall specifically into her genre of music, right? Not tarnish your favorites, because that certainly makes it impossible to listen to their recordings ...
Um, yeah because radiohead is sooo underground. Especially that song. Ahem. How dare she? What might happen next? Teens might LIKE that song, and explore that genre and and... gah! EVOLVE their musical tastes!
I knew that "three Jew brothers" crack was bound to prompt a few PC hissy fits. Never mind that you could've typed "three Jesus-asshole brothers" and you'd have gotten HuffPo hosannahs for it from the same eggsuckers.
Heads up: it's because they're evangelicals that calling the Jonases "those three Jew brothers" is funny. Make a note of that.
Ragno, Assuming everyone knows about the Jonas bros' background, yes, I agree with you, it is damned funny. The problem is that too many people are unaware that those kids are evangelicals; they actually think the Jonas boys from NJ are Jewish.
I really hate all the cookie cutter, computer driver, lipsynced music my kids listen to, but lets at least give her a little credit for actually singing live, not to mention playing an instrument. It's a hell of a lot more than most "singers" her age do.
Radiohead has just been shat upon by a fucking Disney clone!!! What the fuck man? hopefully this little up-and-coming cooter-shooter will endure the same media onslaught as Lindsey Lohan and crack under the pressure in the same way.
I'm not a fortune teller, but in 7 years, she will have crotch shots and 2 nip-slips... watch.
who the hell told this little snot nose brat that she could even sing in the first place let alone sing radiohead hell shes not even old enough to know who they are!
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Leave Your CommentThe worst part is that all those screaming girls probably think she wrote that song. That and the guy trying to get everyone to clap to the song.
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 06:59:36
Dude, give it up on the Jonas Brothers. They are not Jews, but fun loving Christians. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Whats_the_Jonas_Brothers_religion
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 07:13:27
"Three Jew brothers"? Do you mean Jonas Brothers? Who are about as Jewish as George Bush? The Jonases are all committed Evangelical Christians. Their father is a former Assembly of God pastor. How about the "three Jesus brothers"?
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 07:17:34
That's more blasphemous than digging up Jesus, re-crucifying him, taking a dump on his head, burying him upside down underneath the dirt-floor basement of an abandoned childcare center where they secretly performed Satanic rituals on toddlers, and marking the grave with a Slayer album cover and a pile of steaming hobo poop.
And I don't even fucking *like* Radiohead...
By Thom's Yorkshire Terrier, on November 16, 2009 07:29:37
Selena Gomez is not one bit hot.
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 07:33:52
Who the fuck is this chick? And why isn't she dead, yet?
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 07:36:27
My favorite is Demi Lovato
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 07:41:17
No matter what the peanut gallery says about the Jonas brothers and their evangelicalism (no WONDER they're a bunch of pussies), they still suck, and this rendition of High and Dry sucks.
On the plus side, Radiohead is still talented and putting out records. If only we could resurrect everyone else who killed themselves in the 90s and avert this whole tween fad shit (and hopefully that could have prevented Britney Spears' fat ass being called a "living legend".)
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 07:41:19
At least she had some ambition in song selection
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 07:41:54
Good song, bad singing of it.
Too much show boating, not enough passion to sing it. Kids these days.
Who gives a shit if he made a mistake about them being jewish or not, they are still topping the list for the lamest douchebags out there....along with Mayer and that country singing douchebag of a dad and his daughter.
By I fuckin love radiohead, on November 16, 2009 08:03:16
Heaven forbid she expose her audience to something outside the box. She should only play songs that fall specifically into her genre of music, right? Not tarnish your favorites, because that certainly makes it impossible to listen to their recordings ...
By Steeb, on November 16, 2009 08:17:51
Um, yeah because radiohead is sooo underground. Especially that song. Ahem. How dare she? What might happen next? Teens might LIKE that song, and explore that genre and and... gah! EVOLVE their musical tastes!
Like all teenagers do?
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 08:24:29
Selena Gomez is not one bit hot.
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 07:33:52
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Seriously. Another overrated Disney slut in the making.
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 09:44:27
Fuck you & your Jew comments
By Russ Fromm, on November 16, 2009 09:52:09
I bet the Jonas brothers would make great oven-baked pizzas.
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 10:18:51
1) where'd all the Jonas defenders come from all of the sudden?
2) she didn't sound too horrible.
3) Selena Gomez is overrated.
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 10:41:56
I knew that "three Jew brothers" crack was bound to prompt a few PC hissy fits. Never mind that you could've typed "three Jesus-asshole brothers" and you'd have gotten HuffPo hosannahs for it from the same eggsuckers.
Heads up: it's because they're evangelicals that calling the Jonases "those three Jew brothers" is funny. Make a note of that.
By Ragno, on November 16, 2009 10:53:34
Ragno, Assuming everyone knows about the Jonas bros' background, yes, I agree with you, it is damned funny. The problem is that too many people are unaware that those kids are evangelicals; they actually think the Jonas boys from NJ are Jewish.
By anonymous, on November 16, 2009 11:14:15
I really hate all the cookie cutter, computer driver, lipsynced music my kids listen to, but lets at least give her a little credit for actually singing live, not to mention playing an instrument. It's a hell of a lot more than most "singers" her age do.
By Topher, on November 16, 2009 12:36:01
Radiohead has just been shat upon by a fucking Disney clone!!! What the fuck man? hopefully this little up-and-coming cooter-shooter will endure the same media onslaught as Lindsey Lohan and crack under the pressure in the same way.
I'm not a fortune teller, but in 7 years, she will have crotch shots and 2 nip-slips... watch.
By DoobieDawg, on November 16, 2009 18:20:20
who the hell told this little snot nose brat that she could even sing in the first place let alone sing radiohead hell shes not even old enough to know who they are!
By misfitwendy, on November 18, 2009 12:38:44
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