Wanting to do Taylor Swift is like wanting to do your sister on her fluffy pink bed, surrounded by the childhood pictures you took together, her My Little Pony collection, and newly bought Build-A-Bear. It's just wrong. She's only 19, for goodness sakes. At least wait until the provocative camera phone pictures come out, like with every other Disney-driven teen star.
LOL,#5 is right.CM Awards should have had Kayne show up. Taylor is good,soldalot of tickets,moved on the charts always up and sold cds, but ent. of the year??
The moment I threw up was when she won "Best Female Vocalist." In order to be considered a vocalist, you actually have to have singing ability. Not sound like a bag of kittens on fire.
I'd advise Ms. Swift to go and listen to the women who the voters foolishly threw to the wayside and take notes. Those women can actually carry a tune in a bucket.
Kanye who? What was a Kanye? did I see that on the Nat Geo channel when the Zimboolu tribesman stepped in some monkey dung? I think he made a face and said "kanye"!
Ugh. Trying living with a preteen girl. I am about ready to stab myself in the ear the next time I hear one of this twit's songs. I do not get the appeal.
After seeing her on SNL I have a lot more respect for her, but you still couldn't make me listen to her music if you stuck a gun in my mouth. "Best Female Vocalist?" Are you fucking KIDDING me? She writes some pretty little pop songs, but she can't sing any better than my tone-deaf seven year old niece.
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By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 06:27:36
She and that underwood chick need to get it on
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 06:54:27
Taylor is a doll. She was very gracious and sweet. She definitely deserved to win.
By Willa Dodge, on November 12, 2009 07:07:42
I want to punch her in the fucking, ugly mouth.
By puncher, on November 12, 2009 07:27:08
it would have been funny if Kanye showed up there!
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 07:44:17
Photoshopping a cock into that picture would be comedy gold.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 07:44:32
Where was Kanye in all this?
By Jonnysheen, on November 12, 2009 08:08:50
She better thank Kanye.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 08:48:28
Wanting to do Taylor Swift is like wanting to do your sister on her fluffy pink bed, surrounded by the childhood pictures you took together, her My Little Pony collection, and newly bought Build-A-Bear. It's just wrong. She's only 19, for goodness sakes. At least wait until the provocative camera phone pictures come out, like with every other Disney-driven teen star.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 08:50:54
Everything you ever wanted? I don't remember sticking my cock in your ass last night baby.
By Jon Gosselin, on November 12, 2009 09:43:43
#2 - I would pay to see that.
By Joe Francis, on November 12, 2009 09:44:19
You could fit five dicks in her mouth. Easily.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 09:44:42
Fuck this ho, she better suck Kanye's dick HARD.
And in pic #6 that looks like a vibe don't it?
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 10:01:38
Taylor and Carrie Underwear wood be a great 2nd 3sum right after titty fucking Loosey and Eva.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 10:59:57
LOL,#5 is right.CM Awards should have had Kayne show up.
Taylor is good,soldalot of tickets,moved on the charts always up and sold cds, but ent. of the year??
By Truth be told, on November 12, 2009 14:12:32
this chick is fucking ugly, please stop talking about her so she'll go away, all that idiot Kanye did was give her notoriety
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 15:24:59
The moment I threw up was when she won "Best Female Vocalist." In order to be considered a vocalist, you actually have to have singing ability. Not sound like a bag of kittens on fire.
I'd advise Ms. Swift to go and listen to the women who the voters foolishly threw to the wayside and take notes. Those women can actually carry a tune in a bucket.
By Miranda Lambert got ROBBED, on November 12, 2009 15:31:19
15 - Darius Rucker was there dude. There truly isn't room for more than one black guy at a CMT awards show. Really now.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2009 15:35:28
Kanye who? What was a Kanye? did I see that on the Nat Geo channel when the Zimboolu tribesman stepped in some monkey dung? I think he made a face and said "kanye"!
By Underpants Gnome, on November 12, 2009 16:19:54
Ugh. Trying living with a preteen girl. I am about ready to stab myself in the ear the next time I hear one of this twit's songs. I do not get the appeal.
By Sunny Day, on November 12, 2009 17:56:28
FYI, things shaped like pyramids typically go in the ass.
By mutterhals, on November 13, 2009 03:57:51
After seeing her on SNL I have a lot more respect for her, but you still couldn't make me listen to her music if you stuck a gun in my mouth. "Best Female Vocalist?" Are you fucking KIDDING me? She writes some pretty little pop songs, but she can't sing any better than my tone-deaf seven year old niece.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2009 04:40:04
blah blah...is this carrie prejean? or who is this? why is she famous?
By anonymous, on November 13, 2009 06:25:25
Thank you, Nashville! More Radio Disney friendly music, please!!!! Whatever you do, ignore anything with any soul.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2009 09:22:59
Congrats Kanye.
By anonymous, on November 13, 2009 09:37:37
ahahahahahah BITCHSLAP to you kanye! lmao!
ps i prefer the plastic dildoes, i'm always nervous glass will break. call me cautious cumlover =)))
By Todd's WIfey, on November 13, 2009 10:47:35
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