38 Comments:

1. Jailbait - but it might be worth a few days in jail. More please.

   By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 02:07:39

2. Jailbait...must...not...OH GOD!

   By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 02:34:12

3. Why does everyone think this guy is so hot? He's a pig. Look at that face. It's the kind of douchebag face you want to punch.

   By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 03:12:27

4. #3, jealous much? He's a little hottie. (underaged hottie, but still). I agree Todd. Ashley Greene and Taylor are the hott ones of the movies.

   By bi chick, on November 25, 2009 03:24:36

5. I agree with number 3. I REALLY don't get it.

   By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 03:27:11

6. He strikes me as very, very gay. And weird looking.
   
   Gay men, er, boys. Not. Hot. Maybe guys are turned on by lesbians. I think I can safely say women ARE NOT turned on by gay men.
   
   Todd, you have NO CLUE when it comes to women and what they want. Very apparent.

   By 24, on November 25, 2009 03:31:23

7. team jacob.

   By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 03:34:13

8. Shame about the nose.

   By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 03:45:26

9. #6. You're right. It might have something to do with me having a dick. I hear Kohl's is having a sale if you want to try there.

   By Todd, on November 25, 2009 03:46:46

10. Actually, nearly the entire cast is more attractive than Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson. Certainly the rest of the "Cullens" are...and Taylor. Man. He grew up and beefed up for sure!

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 04:06:10

11. homo says what?

    By gadar, on November 25, 2009 04:21:36

12. Todd you killed me with the gerbel comment. It's really hard to pretend I'm working when you make me laugh. You hit the nail on the head. Ashlee Green and Taylor Lautner made New Moon watchable (actually that can be said of the rest of the cast save for the main two actors). Both very good looking and he is not gay. Call him jailbait but boy is fucking hot and cut. I grimaced when I had to look at Robert Pattinson pasty ass after drooling the whole movie over this boy.
    
    #6 please don't speak for all women ... remember we had that meeting and Judy is speaking for all women today.

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 04:34:01

13. He's hot. That is all.

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 04:40:18

14. Im sorry I dont find any of those people attractive- including Ashley Greene and whoever that douche is

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 04:49:52

15. I'm tired of all these eunuchs. Where did all the men go? You remember men, right? The big tall hairy things with penises. My boyfriend calls this guy 'that chubby gay werewolf.'

    By mutterhals, on November 25, 2009 04:55:49

16. #3, that is almost VERBATIM what I was going to write. His nose really does remind me of a pig snout and he has beady eyes. The skinny white boy is definitely sexier.

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 04:57:20

17. soooo....he's like Cherokee? or something?
    anyway, not attracted at all.
    
    that's pretty much it, i have nothing bad to say about the guy, just dunno why he is famous

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 05:00:31

18. #10 let me get this straight...you've actually "seen" twilight?
    
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
    
    loser
    
    
    but yeah this dud has gay porn written all over his snout

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 05:03:05

19. HE IS SO PAINFULLY UNATTRACTIVE IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE AND FORM. Weird nose, beady eyes and he's short. Bleh.
    
    Can we PLEASE get pictures of Edward Norton, Chris Pine or Sam Worthington? Jesus Christ!

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 05:18:07

20. Chubby gay werewolf? Yeah, um, he's like SICK cut...you men are so jealous...every hot guy is gay. You are just like the fatties calling hot girls "mannish" or "too skinny."

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 05:29:56

21. Shame about the face. Body works for me, but...
    
    #15: I'm kinda with you. Even in the book this kid is supposed to be this tall, hulking man. Beefing up the pecs does not a man make. Where's the chest hair, truly unkempt hair, and jeans bought at like sears or something because what MAN buys designer jeans?
    
    Then again, this guy IS just a kid. The world needs more Hugh Jackman.
    
    
    
    

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 05:30:32

22. November 25, 2009 05:29:56
    
    I'm not a man, dicklord.

    By mutterhals, on November 25, 2009 05:47:56

23. He is so, so hot. And even though he has that kinda smug douchebag face, it's still hot. And the nose is just endearing. This guy is in my top 5 for sure.
    
    Is he really underage? I thought he was 18?

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 05:50:55

24. Some Matt Damon and Rafe Nadal going on. No, no I do not find him attractive, neither do I find Robert Pattinson goodlooking (he's too British for my taste.) Taylor looks like your typical high school jock. He has a nice body though.

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 07:02:29

25. He is hot! Thank god everyone doesn't have a brad pitt or George Clooney nose! Remember how cute that chick from Dirty Dancing was until she got her nose done! Everyone is different.

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 07:17:54

26. Is he gay too? Fuck. Everybody's gay. He looks like a pig in the face on top of it. A gay pig.

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 07:45:04

27. Taylor Lautner = Todd

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 08:01:37

28. I know it's probably a good idea to ride the popularity wave while your career is hot but...If my manager said, "Hey! We're going to do a shoot with you playing with a football in the waves!" I would be like "fuck you, it's not happening".

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 08:36:12

29. Personally, I'd like to make a Twilight Boys Sandwich. White on one, rye on the other with lil ole me firmly in between.

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 10:24:10

30. You know who is gay-Adam Lambert-this guy is HOT!

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 10:57:47

31. okay whoever the fuck said he is chubby bitch get some fucking glasses or stop being so fucking retarded seriously.

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 11:54:24

32. He has unconventional looks but is still SOOO HOTTTTT

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 12:54:12

33. 19 oh god i agree taylor lautner is not attractive in the SLIGHTEST he only has that body so he could stay on for that idiot franchise and continue being famous.
    
    let's get some chris pine!

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 13:10:47

34. meeooow

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 16:48:18

35. I'd lick sweat off his abs. Yummy....

    By anonymous, on November 25, 2009 20:22:51

36. RS rephrase:
    
    "Taylor Lautner' Wild Ride" =
    I would like to ride Taylor Lautner wildly.
    
    I mean...nothing....
    
    Moving on.
    
    

    By anonymous, on November 27, 2009 01:08:40

37. FAG!

    By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 08:29:01

38. just thank you!

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 07:37:05