another scumbag who pretended to be a nice guy a family man and all that crap he is just another lowlife who cheats on his wife GOOD FOR HER that she beat him with one of his STUPID BORING ASS GAME GOLF CLUB , now she should get a lawyer and take all his cash and watch how the slut he is fucking will run so fast wheh she sees the money is gone
#4 You were doing fine until the "how the slut will run so fast when she sees the money is gone (no period)
Were your idea true, then please explain the Jon Gosselin sluts phenom.
A slut is a slut and a slut does not care if your sorry ass is broke. Being a slut with a married man who is or will be broke just enhances the slutiness factor.
Now a GOLD-DIGGER, on the other hand, wouldn't touch a broke-ass, immature asshole like Gosselin, or freaky Woods, were his post-divorce ass broke.
A budding actress will be a slut for ATTENTION. She can be one of the three varieties of women who feel they need a man to get somewhere in life: a slut, a gold-digger or a budding actress.
I highly doubt Woods will be broke after his divorce. First, it's what the law considers a short-term marriage..under ten years. Second, there's probably a prenup in place. Thirdly, they reside in FL, which has quirky divorce laws.
At any rate, this whole story reeks of sordidness and is absolutely delicious to watch unfold. Definitely worthy of IDLYITW.
There will be no divorce. They will have a good and real marriage esp. now that this is his last time cheating and first exposed time. Common sense people. A divorce would take away from his teflon shine,endorsements,etc.Losing his kids .No. Divorcing with a 3 yr.old and 9 mnth old,no way.
This is all Dave Chappelle's fault. Ever since Tiger went to the Asians in the racial draft he's been a pussy. If he'd gone to the Blacks he would've slapped some sense into this goofy bitch.
I'll remember how hilarious some women found this story the next time some bimbo gets smacked around by her asswipe BF/husband and it makes the news. Getting married is the single biggest mistake any man can make, esp. if he has money. Now he's trapped with that maniac unless he wants to hand her half of his wealth, wealth that HE accumulated and she did nothing but spread her legs for.
Don't you guys get it? She beat him because she LOVES him. If she was only interested in the money would she really care if he was sleeping around? I don't think so.
Uh, she beat him because she's fucking insane, and probably because she thought a half-asian half-black goofy looking golfer dude whose ass she wouldn't normally give the time of day wouldn't cheat on a hot blonde white Swede like her. She probably has a huge ego and thinks she's God's gift, like most Swedes.
He's truly the wave of the future, when all people will be mixed race. Just like Tiger - cheating and domestic violence (black) plus inability to navigate a car (asian).
I am a criminal defense lawyer. When I saw the initial reports, I knew immediately that he was a domestic violence victim. He's doing exactly what every domestic violence victim does. What makes it worse is that he's a man, and men make the worst victims.
#4. Tiger Woods was attacked by his wife merely out of a rumor.
Know what, let's conduct mandatory paternity tests all children born in every US hospital. If typical, documented female amoral behavior holds true, at least 30% of all married mothers and 10% of all married mothers are "life rapists" who lied to ambulatory wallets whom they named as being the "fathers" of their children. When the truth comes out, the offended parties should be allowed to address the offending parties w/ the business end of a golf club. Not likely to happen because this is a woman's world after all. DV is okay when a man is on the receiving end.
I'm a woman and I don't find this hilarious at all. I don't approve of cheating either, it's unforgiveable. But it's never ok to get violent unless it's in self defense.
What about women who are battered and the husband/boyfriend gets 6 months in jail at best, but when the woman gets tired of being the punching bag and blows his brains out (usually in self-defense), she's given 15-Life? Yeah, it's SUCH a woman's world.
Every day brings a new report from some slut admitting to schtupping Tiggy. He has no personality and he's fugly, but he has money and fame, and that's all that matters both to him and the hooahs. Too bad Elin didn't catch him in the act. She bore two children for that mutt to help create his perfect image and this is the thanks she gets?
you can't get to be that good by playing the same hole over and over... you gotta play a bunch of 'em.... and good for her for straightening his dumb ass up....
34 Comments:
Leave Your Commentsometimes you have to take a beating to save a couple of hundred million.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 04:07:25
He should hook up with Rhianna.
Stick to porn next time Tiger.
By Divorce is expensive, on November 30, 2009 04:14:52
How sad is it that he was beaten by a Swedish bikini model?
By mutterhals, on November 30, 2009 04:19:27
another scumbag who pretended to be a nice guy a family man and all that crap he is just another lowlife who cheats on his wife GOOD FOR HER that she beat him with one of his STUPID BORING ASS GAME GOLF CLUB , now she should get a lawyer and take all his cash and watch how the slut he is fucking will run so fast wheh she sees the money is gone
By T W another scumbag, on November 30, 2009 04:21:15
Wow. Somebody sounds like they walked in on their man with their dick in another womans mouth. Bitter much?
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 04:29:53
#4 You were doing fine until the "how the slut will run so fast when she sees the money is gone (no period)
Were your idea true, then please explain the Jon Gosselin sluts phenom.
A slut is a slut and a slut does not care if your sorry ass is broke. Being a slut with a married man who is or will be broke just enhances the slutiness factor.
Now a GOLD-DIGGER, on the other hand, wouldn't touch a broke-ass, immature asshole like Gosselin, or freaky Woods, were his post-divorce ass broke.
A budding actress will be a slut for ATTENTION. She can be one of the three varieties of women who feel they need a man to get somewhere in life: a slut, a gold-digger or a budding actress.
I highly doubt Woods will be broke after his divorce. First, it's what the law considers a short-term marriage..under ten years. Second, there's probably a prenup in place. Thirdly, they reside in FL, which has quirky divorce laws.
At any rate, this whole story reeks of sordidness and is absolutely delicious to watch unfold. Definitely worthy of IDLYITW.
By The philosopical nympho, on November 30, 2009 04:38:38
#4 is an angry, bitter, spiteful, man-hating shrew.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 05:13:43
If you have kids, you have got to get your sh*t together. What the hell is wrong with people?
By e, on November 30, 2009 05:45:11
Isn't Tiger worth a billion these days? Something tells me he won't be living in a cardboard box any time soon.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 05:57:58
let's face it, this cunt never loved anything but his cash. hope he has a good pre-nup
By robd, on November 30, 2009 06:27:06
Domestic violence is nothing to joke about. How sad for Tiger to have been beaten in this way, regardless of the reasons ...
By Midlife Bachelor, on November 30, 2009 07:11:07
Good for Elin. Bad for Elin's parents for spelling it 'Ellin'.
By Deanis, on November 30, 2009 07:33:09
There will be no divorce. They will have a good and real marriage esp. now that this is his last time cheating and first exposed time.
Common sense people.
A divorce would take away from his teflon shine,endorsements,etc.Losing his kids .No. Divorcing with a 3 yr.old and 9 mnth old,no way.
By TeamElin., on November 30, 2009 07:45:48
LOL!!!!!!
Alright OJ.We know you mean business.
Another funny post I read was...
Shouldn't Tiger Woods be caled Cheetah Woods?
People on line are as funny as the comedians.
By Team Elin, on November 30, 2009 07:55:12
This is all Dave Chappelle's fault. Ever since Tiger went to the Asians in the racial draft he's been a pussy. If he'd gone to the Blacks he would've slapped some sense into this goofy bitch.
By thebig28, on November 30, 2009 08:01:25
I'll remember how hilarious some women found this story the next time some bimbo gets smacked around by her asswipe BF/husband and it makes the news. Getting married is the single biggest mistake any man can make, esp. if he has money. Now he's trapped with that maniac unless he wants to hand her half of his wealth, wealth that HE accumulated and she did nothing but spread her legs for.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 08:04:09
shoulda used a 5 iron.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 08:12:16
Don't you guys get it? She beat him because she LOVES him. If she was only interested in the money would she really care if he was sleeping around? I don't think so.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 08:50:02
Uh, she beat him because she's fucking insane, and probably because she thought a half-asian half-black goofy looking golfer dude whose ass she wouldn't normally give the time of day wouldn't cheat on a hot blonde white Swede like her. She probably has a huge ego and thinks she's God's gift, like most Swedes.
By Chef Tell, on November 30, 2009 09:15:01
He's truly the wave of the future, when all people will be mixed race. Just like Tiger - cheating and domestic violence (black) plus inability to navigate a car (asian).
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 09:29:53
Say what you want about Tiger, but you can't deny he's got a great ass.
By BarbadoSlim, on November 30, 2009 10:07:47
Tiger should get a divorce and then hook-up with Kim Kardashian. At least he will get a sex tape out of it.
Hole-in-one, so to speak.
By B. Jennar, on November 30, 2009 10:33:44
#20.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 10:58:02
He's strange looking. Serious.
By Lady GaGa, on November 30, 2009 13:14:44
I am a criminal defense lawyer. When I saw the initial reports, I knew immediately that he was a domestic violence victim. He's doing exactly what every domestic violence victim does. What makes it worse is that he's a man, and men make the worst victims.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 13:49:14
Well, she's not The Tigress for nothing. It won't be long before we see Tiger Woods sporting a huge diamond rock.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 14:13:17
#4. Tiger Woods was attacked by his wife merely out of a rumor.
Know what, let's conduct mandatory paternity tests all children born in every US hospital. If typical, documented female amoral behavior holds true, at least 30% of all married mothers and 10% of all married mothers are "life rapists" who lied to ambulatory wallets whom they named as being the "fathers" of their children. When the truth comes out, the offended parties should be allowed to address the offending parties w/ the business end of a golf club. Not likely to happen because this is a woman's world after all. DV is okay when a man is on the receiving end.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 15:11:12
#16: Exactly. It is a woman's world after all.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 15:13:47
#15
Tiger WAS drafted by the blacks. Remember this line?
"I've always wanted to say this: Fer-Shizzle. Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken!"
By Charlie Murphy, on November 30, 2009 17:44:28
I'm a woman and I don't find this hilarious at all. I don't approve of cheating either, it's unforgiveable. But it's never ok to get violent unless it's in self defense.
By Kate, on November 30, 2009 18:06:00
#27
What about women who are battered and the husband/boyfriend gets 6 months in jail at best, but when the woman gets tired of being the punching bag and blows his brains out (usually in self-defense), she's given 15-Life? Yeah, it's SUCH a woman's world.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 02:45:13
the cops should arrest him already the bitch wont talk maybe some waterboarding will make him remember what happen
By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 05:54:36
Every day brings a new report from some slut admitting to schtupping Tiggy. He has no personality and he's fugly, but he has money and fame, and that's all that matters both to him and the hooahs. Too bad Elin didn't catch him in the act. She bore two children for that mutt to help create his perfect image and this is the thanks she gets?
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 01:55:10
you can't get to be that good by playing the same hole over and over... you gotta play a bunch of 'em.... and good for her for straightening his dumb ass up....
By hole in 2, or three, or..., on December 2, 2009 14:53:06
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