#4... if he's such a prick to everyone, including fans, isn't his reputation already ruined? Or are you the only one who knows he's a prick to everyone, including fans? And let's be fair. If I were Tiger in this situation, I'd feel like a pretty big deal. *My* thanksgiving, the only excitement we had was figuring out how to cut and distribute the cranberry jelly stuff.
With all due respect Todd, because I do luv ya man...HE is insane. What 30 something man with more money then Oprah gets married in the first place. It is a black mans right to have 10 kids w/ 10 chicks from all reports coming into this office. Also, if a woman has a mans baby and she is married to him and he's screwing someone else before her tits go back to there normal size she should be able to shoot him in the leg. The reason I can pass judgement is because IQupid test said I was a Playboy....that gives me the right to judge these things...lets make this simple. If you cant stay true to one girl, DONT GET MARRIED!!! She will get half! I also agree w/ #4 great point...
hungwang has been leaving some provocative stuff around here...hmmmm moving on....most interesting post all week. I love to read about people with seemingly insanelyboring lives getting themselves into a bit of a sticky wicket.
Why is the news media trying to pass it off like she heroically smashed out the back window with a golf club in a noble attempt to rescue him from the SUV? Sounds like the medias attempt to gloss over the fact that women are psycho.
You get married because if you want to be Mr All American(ie score big time with the endorsements), that's what you do when you are a guy his age.
Otherwise people think you're gay or some kind of immature ahole, neither of which images are going to make you that kind of money.
The REAL question is how dumb does a woman have to be to marry a guy like that(rich/popular/young) and not realize he'll cheat on her every chance he gets...and he'll get lots of chances. It's part of the deal. I'm guessing he violated some rule, cheating on her with a woman who was too hot or gave her an std or something like that.
Getting married is clearly a ridiculous thing for anyone to do. Tiger Woods never should have gotten married. Now he is only starting to pay the price.
"More Money, More Problems"... Being worth damn-near a billion dollars, this marriage won't last and will end with a hefty divorce settlement. Even though they are a perfect fit, he's a baby (on and off course) and she's crazy. F-them!
Pulling out of his driveway and didn't see a fire hydrant or tree, yet he can drive a golfball 300 yards dogleg right and not land it in the trees, or bunker, or water hazard ??? I too believe there is more to this story.
Why is everyine here so anti-marriage? could it be that he married her because he loved her?
why is getting married so ridicuous.? And why is everyone calling her crazy? HE is the one whio allegedly cheated. so why is she being called crazy for reacting? should she have smiled and taken it just because he is rich??
I couldnt figure out how she supposedly bashed the back window out and got him out. Did she drag his unconscious body over the front seat and the back seat then out the back window... just doesnt make sense to me... something feeshy going on here.. lol just break the drivers side or even better the passenger window..
Tiger Woods has always been an obnoxious brat and he has gotten much worse in the last few years probably cause he can't ride every woman in sight. He has also earned over a billion dollars but has done very little for charity relative to his huge earnings.
His wife found a secret cellphone with sexy time messages on it from other women he was screwing right before they got married so she should expect this.
When my ex was cheating with the Dragon Lady, I whupped his ass with my Swiffer. Then I hired the nastiest lawyer I could find who got me 90 percent of the assets and made every last hair fall off his big bald wrinkly head.
I hope she used his most lucky beloved golf club to whup his cheating black, oh excuse me, "Chinese" ass with. Hats off to the Swede, even if she does have a Manniston chin.
The only bad thing here is that there's probably a prenup, and they live in FL. FL divorce laws are screwy, and the marriage is considered a short one as it's under ten years. Too bad Blondie couldn't hold off until ten years one day to dump him. Guess she's not too bright.
I don't know what the wife is mad about, If I was married to a billionaire I would pray to baby Jesus that he cheats on me so I can file for divorce and take HALF.
First of all, we don't yet know whether he did cheat or not. Second of all, even if he did cheat that doesn't give the wife the right to start physically abusing him (even if he is an asshole/brat/whatever). Some of you people (*coughladiescough*) sound fucking insane. No wonder the knives come out every time Todd posts a picture of a hot woman here. Bitter, fat and angry is no way to go through life.
If Tiger did cheat then it is confirmed he is a dick. His wife popped out 2 kids in the last 18 months so cut the woman some slack. I hope he looses endorsements over this. I agree with others that he does way too many endorsements for evil companies when he no longer needs they money. I'm sick of him telling me to switch my Mach3 razor for that wasteful 5 blade razor. Really Tiger, promoting wasteful consumption for a pharmaceutical company?
Oh yeah, Domestic Violence is always a laugh when it happens to a MAN- I'm sure he had it coming. A woman can cheat on her husband, can commit maternity fraud (lying about her fertility/use of birth control, paternity fraud (lying to her husband about the paternity of their children) with impunity- heaven help him if slaps her even if she has it coming.
In the interest of fairness, every child born should be subject to a paternity test. If documented post-WWII statistics hold true, at least 10% (married women) and 30% (umarried women) are lying about the paternity of their children. The offended parties, i.e, husbands & men paying child support, should then be allowed the option of applying a "golf club" to the heads of the offending parties. Turn about fair play? Not when it comes to the misbehavior of women children.
A woman scorned. I think..what she did was wrong..but I don't blame her...cuz he/she had his kids..and when has going to score..elsewhere..she put the brakes on THEIR relationship. She will come out clean in the end..with a Wad of Cash..and lap of luxury she signed up for when she said, I DO want to marry your Money. I think she was a NANNY..who came up...big time [picturing cinderella..purposely droppin her glass slipper ] she isn't going to let that dream die..Tiger yer a fool..and you had it comin'..now stop lookin like a mauled up cub..fess up..pay her..if you want to live.
Simple. It's because of cunts like #28 and #32. I hope Tiger has a prenup and the bitch does not get a dime. It's a woman's world and there is no benefit for men to get married. Basically, a woman wins the lottery when she slips that ring on her finger.
Goddamn if I was her I'd be laughing in his face yelling "JACKPOT!" seeing the recent trend of celebrity infidelity, the other woman is probably a nasty bitch. Either way, she would probably get half, plus spousal support and child support. I'd hope for tiger that the homewrecker was worth it!
Tiger is a douche. He does cheat on Elin. At least he did last Buick open @ Torrey Pines when he was bangin the bartender @ Yogis in nearby Cardiff. Just sain...
Crazy chick means crazy sex. crazy chicks are the best. Tiger needs to let her prove that she's worth it to hang on to. I'll bet that she'd blow him and take it in every imaginable way 5 times a day to keep on the gravy train. If I was tiger and I had a swedish piece of ass like that, I'd give up golf, seal my self in my house with wood and concrete and go on a two year hump fest with no stopping.
#43 is bitter because his ex-wife had a better lawyer. His divorce was probably settled years ago and instead of moving on and growing from it he'll remain a miserable, hateful person for the rest of his useless life. Any wonder why any woman would divorce such a person?
Tiger he lost some of his teflon shine. HE will not cheat again. He will pay off that ugly,tryanny,who're piece of shit,RACHEL U-shit-tel. Tigers lawyers, agents,pr people,etc. have gotten hold of Tiger and Elin and made them realize divorce is not an option and will ruin them both.
This ,in private,is just like Kobe and Vanessa.Jaunita Jordan who was stopped once or twice from divorcing Micheal over his many affairs,until his ball playing days were over and still time had passed.Then she got her divorce and walked away with 100-150 million. Add even Denzel andPaulettat Washington. HE ,rumor says,played, but divorce,no way. Shanie O'Neal had enough of Shaq and left thatsameneighborhood of Tiger's and went to CA to be a resident and is getting her divorce. Shaq has the money,but not the polish,intelligence and class of Kobe ,Micheal, MJ,MichealJordan for you dimwits who don't know His Airness by his first name only and Tiger. Old case, Magic is not that magical after getting AIDS or whatever so Cookie have him,but even then Magic Johnson seems on the qt now if he is still playing around. He still has endorsements and those movie cinema's...way too money, tens of millions,hundreds, to give Cookie 1/2. Tiger and Elin are going to play out the same way.Tiger is going to to get in check and walk the line.
I'm 19 and #28, #32, #40 and #50 are why I sure as hell will never ger married, and especially not if I get rich! Shit it's so obvious any bitch who tries to hook up with you once you make your cash is ONLY after said cash!! And another thing: if you're gonna just live single while fucking the hotties then get a vasectomy first! That way bitch can't say you made her pregnant and go after you for child support.
hot? perhaps her body, and after 2 children, it's gotta be 'eh'... and she's got that Swede-gone-wrong skeletor face... [I contend there's 2 camps of those nordic folk] if those two were married for the right reasons none of that or what's happening now would even matter, but it's typical control freak Tiger 'winning' the blonde swedish wife, maintaining for a little, then when things are comfortable, side adventures ensue... he got sloppy -- probably wanted out and wanted to get caught subconsciously..... but overall, it's NONE OF MY BUSINESS. I guess those who are dying to see him fail should be dancing a jig right about now.... yeay them
58 Comments:
Leave Your Comment#1 rule....bitches be CRAZY!
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 08:23:58
#2 rule… men be scum.
By bitter failure, on November 28, 2009 08:30:50
Eh, she looks like a cross between a bat and a pig. Nice body, though.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 08:40:54
i love it. this guy is such a prick to everyone, including fans, on the circuit. i love that his reputation will be ruined. jackass.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 08:43:25
#4... if he's such a prick to everyone, including fans, isn't his reputation already ruined? Or are you the only one who knows he's a prick to everyone, including fans? And let's be fair. If I were Tiger in this situation, I'd feel like a pretty big deal. *My* thanksgiving, the only excitement we had was figuring out how to cut and distribute the cranberry jelly stuff.
By Mike L, on November 28, 2009 09:09:41
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
By HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!1, on November 28, 2009 09:12:21
With all due respect Todd, because I do luv ya man...HE is insane. What 30 something man with more money then Oprah gets married in the first place. It is a black mans right to have 10 kids w/ 10 chicks from all reports coming into this office.
Also, if a woman has a mans baby and she is married to him and he's screwing someone else before her tits go back to there normal size she should be able to shoot him in the leg. The reason I can pass judgement is because IQupid test said I was a Playboy....that gives me the right to judge these things...lets make this simple. If you cant stay true to one girl, DONT GET MARRIED!!! She will get half!
I also agree w/ #4 great point...
By HungWang, on November 28, 2009 09:16:27
He should have killed him. Dumb motherfucker.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 09:26:50
Beware. When Barbies attack!
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 09:43:07
Hahaha, this is what you get for those UK Gillette advertisements, you smug prick!
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 09:44:03
hungwang has been leaving some provocative stuff around here...hmmmm
moving on....most interesting post all week. I love to read about people with seemingly insanelyboring lives getting themselves into a bit of a sticky wicket.
By Todd's Giraffe Tamer, on November 28, 2009 09:45:51
Why is the news media trying to pass it off like she heroically smashed out the back window with a golf club in a noble attempt to rescue him from the SUV? Sounds like the medias attempt to gloss over the fact that women are psycho.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 10:30:16
This is a sad day for men of color everywhere.
By Ike Turner, on November 28, 2009 10:51:55
You get married because if you want to be Mr All American(ie score big time with the endorsements), that's what you do when you are a guy his age.
Otherwise people think you're gay or some kind of immature ahole, neither of which images are going to make you that kind of money.
The REAL question is how dumb does a woman have to be to marry a guy like that(rich/popular/young) and not realize he'll cheat on her every chance he gets...and he'll get lots of chances. It's part of the deal. I'm guessing he violated some rule, cheating on her with a woman who was too hot or gave her an std or something like that.
By catscratchjunglefever, on November 28, 2009 10:52:06
Getting married is clearly a ridiculous thing for anyone to do. Tiger Woods never should have gotten married. Now he is only starting to pay the price.
By Midlife Bachelor, on November 28, 2009 12:00:01
Bwahahaha! This has got to be the funniest shit ive read all week.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 12:16:30
"More Money, More Problems"...
Being worth damn-near a billion dollars, this marriage won't last and will end with a hefty divorce settlement. Even though they are a perfect fit, he's a baby (on and off course) and she's crazy. F-them!
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 12:29:57
Pulling out of his driveway and didn't see a fire hydrant or tree, yet he can drive a golfball 300 yards dogleg right and not land it in the trees, or bunker, or water hazard ??? I too believe there is more to this story.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 13:13:36
I wonder if, when she took the golf club out to bash his skull in, she reeled back and yelled "WHOOOOOORE!"
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 13:32:54
I love this girl. If my man humiliated me that way, damn right I'd attack him with a golf club.
Enough with cheated-on wives who smile and act brave. Give the bastard a hit where it hurts most.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 14:25:09
Why is everyine here so anti-marriage?
could it be that he married her because he loved her?
why is getting married so ridicuous.?
And why is everyone calling her crazy?
HE is the one whio allegedly cheated.
so why is she being called crazy for reacting?
should she have smiled and taken it just because he is rich??
You guys baffle me sometimes.
By kk, on November 28, 2009 14:53:42
I couldnt figure out how she supposedly bashed the back window out and got him out. Did she drag his unconscious body over the front seat and the back seat then out the back window... just doesnt make sense to me... something feeshy going on here.. lol just break the drivers side or even better the passenger window..
By jannierose, on November 28, 2009 15:35:56
Personally, I'm surprised he married anybody at all, woman or man. I always figured he just masturbated to pictures of himself. Pretentious douchebag.
By Tiger Woods is an Asshole, on November 28, 2009 16:09:19
HungWang you're an idiot.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 16:11:15
"I get older, they stay the same age..."
By dmccall, on November 28, 2009 16:12:43
ehhh...nice stomach but the rest not so much
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 16:43:15
Tiger Woods has always been an obnoxious brat and he has gotten much worse in the last few years probably cause he can't ride every woman in sight. He has also earned over a billion dollars but has done very little for charity relative to his huge earnings.
His wife found a secret cellphone with sexy time messages on it from other women he was screwing right before they got married so she should expect this.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 16:46:20
When my ex was cheating with the Dragon Lady, I whupped his ass with my Swiffer. Then I hired the nastiest lawyer I could find who got me 90 percent of the assets and made every last hair fall off his big bald wrinkly head.
I hope she used his most lucky beloved golf club to whup his cheating black, oh excuse me, "Chinese" ass with. Hats off to the Swede, even if she does have a Manniston chin.
The only bad thing here is that there's probably a prenup, and they live in FL. FL divorce laws are screwy, and the marriage is considered a short one as it's under ten years. Too bad Blondie couldn't hold off until ten years one day to dump him. Guess she's not too bright.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 17:31:00
#19...ahhhhh that was great.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 17:43:22
#14 - well put!!!!
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 18:04:04
#25...the dazed and confused reference does not apply to this blog. Roman Polanski was a few weeks ago...please try again.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 19:51:06
I don't know what the wife is mad about, If I was married to a billionaire I would pray to baby Jesus that he cheats on me so I can file for divorce and take HALF.
By Rabbitt, on November 28, 2009 21:00:03
He gave the turkey gonorrhea.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 21:04:54
That's what happens... At any rate I knew that there was something more to this story.
By anonymous, on November 28, 2009 23:02:55
First of all, we don't yet know whether he did cheat or not. Second of all, even if he did cheat that doesn't give the wife the right to start physically abusing him (even if he is an asshole/brat/whatever).
Some of you people (*coughladiescough*) sound fucking insane. No wonder the knives come out every time Todd posts a picture of a hot woman here. Bitter, fat and angry is no way to go through life.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2009 00:38:59
#3 rule.... a brutha don't wear no rubber!
By anonymous, on November 29, 2009 01:06:00
If Tiger did cheat then it is confirmed he is a dick. His wife popped out 2 kids in the last 18 months so cut the woman some slack. I hope he looses endorsements over this. I agree with others that he does way too many endorsements for evil companies when he no longer needs they money. I'm sick of him telling me to switch my Mach3 razor for that wasteful 5 blade razor. Really Tiger, promoting wasteful consumption for a pharmaceutical company?
By anonymous, on November 29, 2009 02:38:41
Oh yeah, Domestic Violence is always a laugh when it happens to a MAN- I'm sure he had it coming. A woman can cheat on her husband, can commit maternity fraud (lying about her fertility/use of birth control, paternity fraud (lying to her husband about the paternity of their children) with impunity- heaven help him if slaps her even if she has it coming.
It is a woman's world.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2009 04:30:48
In the interest of fairness, every child born should be subject to a paternity test. If documented post-WWII statistics hold true, at least 10% (married women) and 30% (umarried women) are lying about the paternity of their children. The offended parties, i.e, husbands & men paying child support, should then be allowed the option of applying a "golf club" to the heads of the offending parties. Turn about fair play? Not when it comes to the misbehavior of women children.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2009 04:37:40
A woman scorned. I think..what she did was wrong..but I don't blame her...cuz he/she had his kids..and when has going to score..elsewhere..she put the brakes on THEIR relationship. She will come out clean in the end..with a Wad of Cash..and lap of luxury she signed up for when she said, I DO want to marry your Money. I think she was a NANNY..who came up...big time [picturing cinderella..purposely droppin her glass slipper ]
she isn't going to let that dream die..Tiger yer a fool..and you had it comin'..now stop lookin like a mauled up cub..fess up..pay her..if you want to live.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2009 07:09:49
LMFAO @ 13 !!!!!!
By Beppo, on November 29, 2009 07:57:25
HA! guess high class prostitutes aren't what they used to be. Homeboy is about to lose a couple o' mil.
By Steve Drill, on November 29, 2009 09:18:13
#21: "Why is everyine here so anti-marriage?"
Simple. It's because of cunts like #28 and #32. I hope Tiger has a prenup and the bitch does not get a dime. It's a woman's world and there is no benefit for men to get married. Basically, a woman wins the lottery when she slips that ring on her finger.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2009 09:45:24
Goddamn if I was her I'd be laughing in his face yelling "JACKPOT!" seeing the recent trend of celebrity infidelity, the other woman is probably a nasty bitch. Either way, she would probably get half, plus spousal support and child support. I'd hope for tiger that the homewrecker was worth it!
By anonymous, on November 29, 2009 09:49:36
Tiger my brother:
Spring me for one day, get me a pair of gloves and a white Bronco. Nuff said.
By OJ, on November 29, 2009 10:01:31
Tiger is a douche. He does cheat on Elin. At least he did last Buick open @ Torrey Pines when he was bangin the bartender @ Yogis in nearby Cardiff. Just sain...
By anonymous, on November 29, 2009 10:22:08
I do believe Mr. Tiger Woods needs a self-defense course.
See that was what I was just doing myself, you know.
By Chris Brown, on November 29, 2009 13:04:07
#1 rule for understand men: no man has enough blood to fill up both his dick and his brain. Not a joke - a proven fact, as demonstrated here.
Elin is my hero. THAT is how you handle a husband.
By RaraAvis, on November 29, 2009 13:41:22
Crazy chick means crazy sex. crazy chicks are the best. Tiger needs to let her prove that she's worth it to hang on to. I'll bet that she'd blow him and take it in every imaginable way 5 times a day to keep on the gravy train. If I was tiger and I had a swedish piece of ass like that, I'd give up golf, seal my self in my house with wood and concrete and go on a two year hump fest with no stopping.
By anonymous, on November 29, 2009 19:44:19
#43 is bitter because his ex-wife had a better lawyer. His divorce was probably settled years ago and instead of moving on and growing from it he'll remain a miserable, hateful person for the rest of his useless life. Any wonder why any woman would divorce such a person?
By Get Over It, on November 30, 2009 02:26:41
LOL!!!!!!
Alright OJ.We know you mean business.
Another funny post I read was...
Shouldn't Tiger Woods be caled Cheetah Woods?
People on line are as funny as the comedians.
If anyone did not see Wanda Sykes show on Sat, check you tube.
She said her bit about Tiger that that Viking woman. LOL!!!
By Team Elin, on November 30, 2009 07:56:36
Tiger he lost some of his teflon shine. HE will not cheat again. He will pay off that ugly,tryanny,who're piece of shit,RACHEL U-shit-tel. Tigers lawyers, agents,pr people,etc. have gotten hold of Tiger and Elin and made them realize divorce is not an option and will ruin them both.
By Team Elin, on November 30, 2009 07:57:53
This ,in private,is just like Kobe and Vanessa.Jaunita Jordan who was stopped once or twice from divorcing Micheal over his many affairs,until his ball playing days were over and still time had passed.Then she got her divorce and walked away with 100-150 million.
Add even Denzel andPaulettat Washington. HE ,rumor says,played, but divorce,no way.
Shanie O'Neal had enough of Shaq and left thatsameneighborhood of Tiger's and went to CA to be a resident and is getting her divorce. Shaq has the money,but not the polish,intelligence and class of Kobe ,Micheal, MJ,MichealJordan for you dimwits who don't know His Airness by his first name only and Tiger.
Old case, Magic is not that magical after getting AIDS or whatever so Cookie have him,but even then Magic Johnson seems on the qt now if he is still playing around.
He still has endorsements and those movie cinema's...way too money, tens of millions,hundreds, to give Cookie 1/2.
Tiger and Elin are going to play out the same way.Tiger is going to to get in check and walk the line.
By Team Elin, on November 30, 2009 07:59:19
#38
Rape, murder, battered wives................90% committed by men on women.
Higher wages for the same job? That too.
So shut the fuck up it's a woman's world my ass.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 10:46:59
I'm 19 and #28, #32, #40 and #50 are why I sure as hell will never ger married, and especially not if I get rich! Shit it's so obvious any bitch who tries to hook up with you once you make your cash is ONLY after said cash!! And another thing: if you're gonna just live single while fucking the hotties then get a vasectomy first! That way bitch can't say you made her pregnant and go after you for child support.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2009 20:56:14
She's just another retarded skinny white bitch who waiting on her payday, from another stupid ass buffy. (A black Yuppi)
By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 15:25:45
hot? perhaps her body, and after 2 children, it's gotta be 'eh'... and she's got that Swede-gone-wrong skeletor face... [I contend there's 2 camps of those nordic folk] if those two were married for the right reasons none of that or what's happening now would even matter, but it's typical control freak Tiger 'winning' the blonde swedish wife, maintaining for a little, then when things are comfortable, side adventures ensue... he got sloppy -- probably wanted out and wanted to get caught subconsciously..... but overall, it's NONE OF MY BUSINESS. I guess those who are dying to see him fail should be dancing a jig right about now.... yeay them
By gigi, on December 2, 2009 11:29:38
He was bored...stiff.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2009 16:13:24
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