42 Comments:

1. I always thought she was kind of pretty but christ she is aging badly. I cringe when I see the trailer for her new movie. She looks fucking hideous ... but I got nothing against her ... never heard anything bad and she seems nice enough in interviews.

   By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 04:19:16

2. Good gawd! Eventually they will convince us that this is beautiful!

   By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 04:22:34

3. Oh my lord....there's so much photoshop in that cover photo, it's insane.

   By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 04:28:07

4. she looks like a transsexual...even after all the surgery

   By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 04:28:58

5. ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!
   
   Agree with #4
   
   #3 There's no software in existance that can make here look.. at least.. " fine" . She's ugly as shit.
   
   She has nice tits thou...
   

   By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 04:46:46

6. You know, instead of going the CGI-route in the new "Clash of the Titans" remake, they could have just thrown this hag in for Medusa.

   By jeditemple, on December 7, 2009 04:53:04

7. Actually, with her horsehead in the way the magazine title reads as "GLAUR" which is the cry of pain a penis makes when it sees her.

   By The "actually" guy, on December 7, 2009 05:25:10

8. The worst thing is her little cutesy girly voice coming out of that mouth. It's like Ursula taking Ariel's voice or something.

   By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 05:28:36

9. The Ben 10? I had to look that up.
   
   And now that I have...can we dispense with the age-inappropriate references? None of us here is 7 years old, and no one that age should be reading this site anyhow.

   By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 05:54:18

10. all you neigh-sayers...

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 05:58:23

11. Is she the new cover girl for this months "Equus" or "Young Riders"? I need to cancell my subscription obviously...

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 06:03:14

12. Ben 10? Todd, are you in the Christmas spirit or something?
    
    She looks more like a cross between If They Mated: My Little Pony + Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

    By 24, on December 7, 2009 06:51:56

13. You guys are both vile and cruel. SJP has never stated that she is a great beauty. She is an actress and not a model. She also has a reputation for being one the nicest celebs around.
    
    What's quite funny is that most of the bastards bashing her score women who are far less desirable or can't get laid without paying for it.

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 07:01:14

14. "You guys are both vile and cruel. SJP has never stated that she is a great beauty. She is an actress and not a model. She also has a reputation for being one the nicest celebs around."
    
    So true. She's always said she's just horsing around in the fashion world, not that she's some type of thoroughbred model. And it's true that she's nice to her fans, in fact, if you ask her about mean-spirited celebs she gets a long face. The fashion industry always needs crossover publicity from famous actresses and SJP has been a gift to them in that respect, and they have the good sense not to look her in the mouth. Sure, she'll lose her temper and throw a shoe every so often, but everybody needs to kick up the hay once in awhile. All I know is, whenever she's working on a demanding project, she always finishes strong down the stretch run. That's why, despite all the haters, so many people continue to bet on her.

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 07:19:49

15. Why did she marry a gay man?

    By Rabbitt, on December 7, 2009 07:26:01

16. Enough of this old bag. Yeah, she never said she was a beauty. But she takes money to play a 'hot' and 'desirable' woman. Sex & the City is science fiction if they think a bunch of rich, successful men are falling all over themselves to date HER.
    
    There's a franchise they should reboot. How bout Megan Fox, Blake Lively, Christina Hendricks, and Ashley Greene. You know, girls who ya might actually wanna fuck.

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 07:26:36

17. She should be on the cover of Equestrian magazine!

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 08:32:42

18. 7 and 14 -
    
    Will you both marry me, please? I think they'll let us do it in Utah. PLEASE???

    By spanky, on December 7, 2009 08:53:22

19. ITA, #13by anonymous.
    
    SJP is ok.Does her work.STFU about my life and yours, you know, how the gen. public should be living. LOL!!!

    By Team Elin, on December 7, 2009 09:04:20

20. "You guys are both vile and cruel. SJP has never stated that she is a great beauty. She is an actress and not a model. She also has a reputation for being one the nicest celebs around. What's quite funny is that most of the bastards bashing her score women who are far less desirable or can't get laid without paying for it."
    
    Hey, it's Matthew Broderick!!!

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 09:58:33

21. Why did she marry a gay man?
    
    He thought she'd be hung. You know...like a horse.

    By kicking the dead HORSE, on December 7, 2009 09:59:20

22. Ugly and a biotch!!!!!!!! What a waste

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 10:22:48

23. Got slapped the yamica(sp) for sure.

    By Sean, on December 7, 2009 10:30:34

24. I kicked her ass every time.

    By Seabiscuit, on December 7, 2009 10:32:42

25. Todd, Take this rule to heart; UGLY PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS DEFEND EACH OTHER, IT'S WHAT THEY DO. May the force be with you.

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 11:48:59

26. oh my god, #14, you are my hero.

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 11:53:57

27. Seriously, a question: When was SJP actually cute? Not being mean, once again, I'm serious. Maybe "Honeymoon in Vegas"?

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 12:18:40

28. Definitely a two bagger.

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 13:11:15

29. More like a saddle bagger.

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 13:20:41

30. As one of the three people who read your site and whose kids watch "Ben 10", thank you for the reference! So funny and true!

    By Greta, on December 7, 2009 14:54:29

31. People will go see anything even horse shit on the big screen during christmas break.

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 15:03:37

32. Makes Lady GaGa look like a Victoria's Secret model.

    By Tiger's Woody, on December 7, 2009 15:08:18

33. Mmmmm.... a white woman. Of sorts.

    By Tiger's Woody, on December 7, 2009 15:15:56

34. Man, if her nose gets any bigger she's going to end up inhaling her feet.

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 15:21:01

35. She is beautiful and looks great on this cover. Y'all are fucked.

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 18:00:56

36. #14 lol! You should get paid!

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 18:23:02

37. #14: :CLOP: :CLOP: :CLOP:

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 18:34:31

38. That title pic scared ten years off of my life.

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 21:01:56

39. She may not be the most beautiful woman in Hollywood, but she certainly isn't the ugliest..I think that honor goes to Tori Spelling...

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2009 22:48:36

40. I think they were stablemates.

    By Mr. Ed, Jr., on December 8, 2009 08:49:58

41. And strangely enough, I would still hit it.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 19:27:55

42. People stop comparing her to horses. Horses are beautiful animals....Dont insult them by comparing her to them...

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 12:53:02