24 Comments:

1. I'm telling you there is MORE to the Tiger Woods story than we all know right now. Stay tuned because he would not have quit golf unless the worst has yet to come out ...

   By Midlife Bachelor, on December 13, 2009 12:05:12

2. Kelly awwwww,,, buttons pants up.

   By burntfinger, on December 13, 2009 12:37:12

3. The thing about Tiger is Kelly Brook is one smoking hot piece of ass goddamn damn mmmmmm

   By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 13:47:57

4. Elin,
   She's a freak, super freak, she's super freakin!

   By Rick James, on December 13, 2009 13:59:26

5. Good save with Kelly. So over this Tiger crap.

   By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 14:14:06

6. Since we're All Tiger All The Time, Accenture has dropped him. So the delicate fall of sponsorship leaves from the money tree has begun. Can winter be far behind? Oh, and... I love tits.

   By Mike L, on December 13, 2009 14:51:03

7. Not going to lie, I thought the whole "Beat him with a golf club thing" was bullshit. Just some joke that started to get pasted around with the truth... now seems like it is in fact true. Well, there ya go.

   By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 14:57:01

8. I am Tiger Woods.
   
   Worst ad tag line EVAR!!!

   By coolpapa, on December 13, 2009 15:03:33

9. Ugghh, I feel bad for him.
   THERE I SAID IT.

   By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 15:48:19

10. I never understood the hub-bub about this guy at all. I always thought he was a rude asshole and golf is a boring ass sport so what's the big deal? It's amazing how the media spins shit into gold.

    By Tigers crabs, on December 13, 2009 17:45:02

11. No one cares how much sex the man had. He's rich. He screws. Who cares.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 18:13:41

12. So it began with Tiger whoring out his fame
    Then Tiger hooking up with whores (allegedly)
    Then Elin whoring herself back into the marriage (allegedly)
    Now all the publicity whores are coming out
    (Do you seriously think CPS in concerned that
    Tiger can't protect himself?)
    
    You know the only person who looks good in all this?
    Nicole Scherzinger
    Mmmmmm... Nicole...

    By Rick, on December 13, 2009 18:34:32

13. Whole lot of slutting around, and a whole lot of crazy. What's safer for the kids--a dad who sleeps with multiple women or a mom who beats the shit out of her husband with a golf club? Regardless of Tiger's affairs, I think Elin is batshit crazy. As far as Tiger quitting golf for now...sounds like perfect advice from an attorney (lower your earning capacity due to lost sponsorships, show that you care about your marriage and family, spend more time with your kids).

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 18:52:42

14. Man, you know that Tiger Woods is really OMFG KELLY BROOK! >SPUUUURRRRT!!!<
    
    ...what was I talking about again?

    By Erect, on December 13, 2009 18:59:57

15. Tiger Woods is a bitch, a liar, a man whore, an asshole. Fuck Tiger. Fuck NIke.

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 20:47:27

16. If my husband ever sais he wants to be as good a golf player as Tiger Woods im gonna use my driver on him too...

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 20:47:53

17. @14 Your tendency to reach orgasm in 1.5 seconds flat, apparently.

    By 5318008, on December 13, 2009 20:52:19

18. Kelly Brook makes me want to behave like Frank Booth in Lynch's Blue Velvet :|

    By SNAFU, on December 14, 2009 00:22:13

19. I'll bet #14 is real popular with the ladies.

    By anonymous, on December 14, 2009 02:31:09

20. Tiger must be quivering without his normal amount of daily random vagina's these days. And I'm happy about that.

    By anonymous, on December 14, 2009 03:18:17

21. Kelly Brook just pops up sometimes to cheer us up! Thanks Kelly!

    By HungWang, on December 14, 2009 05:07:11

22. Please remove the banner pic of Tiger -- that's his "O" face. It's going to haunt my dreams for weeks.

    By ILikeToddInThatWay, on December 14, 2009 07:31:04

23. @ #17 & 19 - Yes, I pretty much walked right in to that one. I admit it. Auto-pwnd.

    By Erect, on December 14, 2009 15:20:55

24. To fuck his wife....

    By FDCS, on December 16, 2009 15:30:43