it's the best move. give her half, go on oprah/ellen/leno...whatever. tell the world that she is a great girl, and you were just overwhelmed by the fame and money and groupie. basically you fucked up and lost the best thing that ever happened to you.
then you win a couple majors, maybe cry in your mommy's arms, and then... you start fucking everything, go full on Jeter/Clooney style.
Hey Todd, you better cease and desist on these Tiger speculations...word on the street is that Tigers got a gun barrel in his moputh and is about one bimbo away from pulling the trigger, I'd be real careful mein Freund.
Romper Room, This is a public forum. If Todd proofs the entries they are no longer strictly the thoughts of the posters. In other news, your "correction" flies in the face of popular usage, and there those (I count myself among their numbers) that feel that language is how it's used. If you're going to flame posts, why didn't you point out "get's", as opposed to gets?. I'm pointing it out not to attack (I knew what he meant) but to show that not only are you an internet sniper, you're a bad one.
And for what it's worth, I too would waive my standard set up fee.
ps if you google "for free", you get 347,000,000 hits, so you have a long way to go in your correction campaign.
I'm fairly certain that publicly humiliating the mother of your children by sticking your niblick in everything you see - including chickens, knotholes in trees and hamsters wrapped in electrical tape - pretty much invalidates any prenup, no matter how Jewish the lawyer you had draw it up may be.
14. She is a natural blonde with dark eyebrows. Not uncommon. You sound like a jealous brunette. I'll lick your anus if it'll make you feel better about yourself.
She knows he screwed up. He knows he screwed up. We all know..well there's a deaf camel groomer in the middle of the Sahara desert that hasn't heard about him screwing up yet. Unless the prenup says that he can go boink any skank he wants, he's screwed. If he wants to try and be a better person like he says, then give her the money and be done with it. Then send her my number!
#11, your preferred formulation is ambiguous and thus, stylistically inept.
One might "lick her ass free of charge." That would be okay. But to simply "lick her ass free" raises the possibility that her ass is in some sense bound or imprisoned and that licking it may bring about liberation. Perhaps the steadily and zealous application of the tongue will free her of some type of sexual anxiety or hangup, for instance.
Alternately, free can indicate the removal of some encumbrance, as in "lick her ass free OF HAIR," thus obviating the need for difficult rectal shaving. It's not at all clear that this is even possible, but perhaps you can shed some light on the subject out of your own copious ass-licking experience.
Finally, a simpler solution to your problem--which I take to be the failure of an adjective to properly stand as an object of a preposition--would have been the ungainly, "lick her ass for $0." Now since $0 is an awkward way of saying "free," why not just admit that "free" is, in certain cases in English, a quasi substantive? Such a position would provide you with the added and considerable benefit of being able to SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU MAKE AN ASS OF YOURSELF!!!
I'm all for Elin. 14 women so far. What the fuck, is he retarded? She has the right to take half and publicly kick him in the balls for what he's done.
#25. My thoughts exactly. We are not SERIOUSLY supposed to think he is going to be a "victim" her, because he will have to live on 2 billion dollars instead of 4 billion. PLEASE.
Don't buy the hype...she is NOT getting half. She's going to get what the pre-nup calls for...including the clause for the kids. You people kill me trying to make this golddigger into a saint. If she was smart she would stay with his fine ass and learn some new tricks in bed. That is all.
As for Michelle #29...stfu. Who cares if she was a gold digger or a saint. Tigger is a whore. If she didn't have his kids I would say it would be absurd for her to get more $ than what the original prenup stated...but now that she had his kids and was exposed to possibility of contracting STD's from his sexual relationships i say he needs to pay for being wreckless with HER health...
You are probably some jaded stripper that wishes she woulda been stomping the stages of vegas when he was whoring around. ill take the money any day and forget any tricks in bed...apparently Tigger already has plenty of 'tricks' and the money to back it up, so he needs to pay to play. THAT, michelle IS ALL...
HOORAY!!! And she deserves it. Not only did he cheat on her but all those woman are ugly, used and plastic.None of them are as pretty as his wife,and Tiger didnt even care about getting any STDs Yuck!!!
Tiger needs this: FATHERS RIGHTS LIBRARY (click my name) Come on people! This is 2010! Where was all this outrage when Clinton was getting his dick Sucked by an intern in the Oval Office? Poor victimized Elin is going to take her nannies and her Millions and her Oprah appearances and her book and her ... Oh yeah - the kids and work this for more $$ than Tiger Gets from Gillette. She's going to speak ouit for victim Wives everywhere! Oh boo fucking hoo! If the Enquirer been sitting on this story for 3 years, Then ELIN KNEW DAMN IT! She's not hurt. She's pissed it's public
Damn straight shes pissed that its public...I mean to be humiliated in public with ONE maybe TWO mistresses is one thing...but 14! She deserves the money for the horrible public humiliation...
only 14?? Hell if I was as rich and famous as Tiger 14 would just be one night. I would have a little bit better taste than some of the skanks he selected. I probably would've not got married in the first place.
It's easy to point fingers and say he's an ass. When nobody wants to f*ck you, It's easy to say NO. Try saying No when everyone in the bar wants you take to take them back to your room and do naughty things to them.
And there's no way she'll get half unless Tiger thinks that will help him out in the media. Otherwise with a Prenup it doesn't matter if he did 1000 girls. She might find a loop hole to get a little more than what's in the pre-nup but she won't get anywhere near half.
#29 Michelle is obviously one of those insecure, overweight chicks who lies about being bi or liking anal just to hold onto a man. Not every guy is a raging manwhore and yes, looks do matter. There are girls out there who are the whole package: smart, beautiful, and kind. Deal with it.
What part of PRE-NUPTIAL AGREEMENT do these reporters not understand. She will get a shitload of child support. And that is it. Of course, that child support will be a million or two a year. Nice amount for her three years of work
(Idea) With a wonderful headline as "Getting Half," you should really have a picture of Eddie Murphy doing his Johnny Carson finding out his wife is getting half face from Eddie Murphy "Raw." Way funnier than this crazy Swedish chick.
Like I said, he shoulda stayed single and humped the high-class escorts; instead he got married and fucked around with ugly old skanky whores. WTH?! Fuck the prenup, I hope Elin gets two thirds just because Tiger's such a raging dumbass with NO taste in women.
The prenup is what she'll get. That is still a fortune. The kids will have financial suport from him. The reworked new prenup ,rumor say is like 85 million if she stays 10 yrs.
Good for her bailing out. THis is way too much. take the money and go to Sweden. Live life in peace, peace of mind, privacy, and stuff. Leave Tiger to be in his mess of his creating.
#44. You need to fuck youself up a creek. Everyone seems to forget that his kids are going to have to live with the fact that even though their father is a great athlete,he also whores around. No amount of money can change that. The man cheated on his wife while she was preggers. I mean come one...seriously. Asshole. I don't feel sorry for him. As for his wife I say "You go girl!"
Yeah, it sucks he cheated on her, but $500 million? For fucks sake, she does not deserve that. What has she ever done in her life, except take some famous guy's cock in her ass? She should donate most of that to charity. Maybe keep a million for her and the kids.
55 Comments:
Leave Your CommentShe is hot. Elin don't play.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 04:56:56
Now she's hot (total MILF), rich and SINGLE! Tiger's a fool...
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 05:03:05
Did she just get hotter?
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 05:06:58
In every shot she makes sure her ring finger is in full view. Whatever bitch. Get over yourself.
By lifesabitch, on December 17, 2009 05:10:37
So what if she takes half. He still has the other half of 1 BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 05:13:41
uhhhh...prenup. she's not getting half.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 05:19:08
it's the best move. give her half, go on oprah/ellen/leno...whatever. tell the world that she is a great girl, and you were just overwhelmed by the fame and money and groupie. basically you fucked up and lost the best thing that ever happened to you.
then you win a couple majors, maybe cry in your mommy's arms, and then... you start fucking everything, go full on Jeter/Clooney style.
you will be loved again.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 05:29:19
Tiger kept trading down for older, uglier, and skankier. He may be a great golfer, but he's a dumbass for letting his dick lead him around.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 05:30:14
Go Elin!!! Don't listen to the haters - take what is rightfully yours. No one will blame you!
By Midlife Bachelor, on December 17, 2009 05:31:29
ROFL. If she get's half, I'll never believe in prenups ever again...
p.s. she doesn't need to hire Latin men...I'd explore her anus for free!
By Tizzle, on December 17, 2009 05:47:16
Hey #10, go back to Eng 101, "Free" does not take "for"... you should have typed.."I'd explore her anus free."
Todd, please proof these entries...
By Romper Room, on December 17, 2009 06:29:32
Hey Todd, you better cease and desist on these Tiger speculations...word on the street is that Tigers got a gun barrel in his moputh and is about one bimbo away from pulling the trigger, I'd be real careful mein Freund.
By Shit House Lawyer in Fla, on December 17, 2009 06:31:53
Romper Room,
This is a public forum. If Todd proofs the entries they are no longer strictly the thoughts of the posters. In other news, your "correction" flies in the face of popular usage, and there those (I count myself among their numbers) that feel that language is how it's used. If you're going to flame posts, why didn't you point out "get's", as opposed to gets?. I'm pointing it out not to attack (I knew what he meant) but to show that not only are you an internet sniper, you're a bad one.
And for what it's worth, I too would waive my standard set up fee.
ps if you google "for free", you get 347,000,000 hits, so you have a long way to go in your correction campaign.
By Mike L, on December 17, 2009 06:39:27
the bitch isn't even truly blonde...i mean, just look at her fucking eyebrows!! and it's obvious she can't hack it in bed.
still, i like the idea of shirtless latin men licking her anus.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 06:49:27
I'm fairly certain that publicly humiliating the mother of your children by sticking your niblick in everything you see - including chickens, knotholes in trees and hamsters wrapped in electrical tape - pretty much invalidates any prenup, no matter how Jewish the lawyer you had draw it up may be.
By Ragno, on December 17, 2009 07:03:25
#11 = douche
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 07:03:33
Ok - so she's going to get about $500M. He's screwed 15 skanks (thus far) - that's about $33M per skank. Not a good ROI there Tiger!
By JP Morgan, on December 17, 2009 07:17:51
14. She is a natural blonde with dark eyebrows. Not uncommon. You sound like a jealous brunette. I'll lick your anus if it'll make you feel better about yourself.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 07:18:33
All this shit doesn't matter in Florida.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 07:32:45
She knows he screwed up. He knows he screwed up. We all know..well there's a deaf camel groomer in the middle of the Sahara desert that hasn't heard about him screwing up yet.
Unless the prenup says that he can go boink any skank he wants, he's screwed. If he wants to try and be a better person like he says, then give her the money and be done with it. Then send her my number!
By Underpants Gnome, on December 17, 2009 07:39:18
#11, your preferred formulation is ambiguous and thus, stylistically inept.
One might "lick her ass free of charge." That would be okay. But to simply "lick her ass free" raises the possibility that her ass is in some sense bound or imprisoned and that licking it may bring about liberation. Perhaps the steadily and zealous application of the tongue will free her of some type of sexual anxiety or hangup, for instance.
Alternately, free can indicate the removal of some encumbrance, as in "lick her ass free OF HAIR," thus obviating the need for difficult rectal shaving. It's not at all clear that this is even possible, but perhaps you can shed some light on the subject out of your own copious ass-licking experience.
Finally, a simpler solution to your problem--which I take to be the failure of an adjective to properly stand as an object of a preposition--would have been the ungainly, "lick her ass for $0." Now since $0 is an awkward way of saying "free," why not just admit that "free" is, in certain cases in English, a quasi substantive? Such a position would provide you with the added and considerable benefit of being able to SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU MAKE AN ASS OF YOURSELF!!!
By Foster Fezziwig III, on December 17, 2009 08:00:54
mmmmm.... Elin, she does look hotter now that she hates Tiger as much as I do. I'd suck a fart out of her ass with a straw, FOR FREE!!!
P.S. MikeL FTW! :)
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 08:20:24
#7: I find your ideas intriguing, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 08:47:51
I'm all for Elin. 14 women so far. What the fuck, is he retarded? She has the right to take half and publicly kick him in the balls for what he's done.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 09:18:28
How will Tiger manage on a half billion?
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 09:24:46
#25. My thoughts exactly. We are not SERIOUSLY supposed to think he is going to be a "victim" her, because he will have to live on 2 billion dollars instead of 4 billion. PLEASE.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 09:32:25
#21 = Win
lol
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 10:01:18
hahahahahhaa, #21!
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 10:05:49
Don't buy the hype...she is NOT getting half. She's going to get what the pre-nup calls for...including the clause for the kids. You people kill me trying to make this golddigger into a saint. If she was smart she would stay with his fine ass and learn some new tricks in bed. That is all.
By Michelle, on December 17, 2009 10:26:31
I heart #21!
As for Michelle #29...stfu. Who cares if she was a gold digger or a saint. Tigger is a whore. If she didn't have his kids I would say it would be absurd for her to get more $ than what the original prenup stated...but now that she had his kids and was exposed to possibility of contracting STD's from his sexual relationships i say he needs to pay for being wreckless with HER health...
You are probably some jaded stripper that wishes she woulda been stomping the stages of vegas when he was whoring around. ill take the money any day and forget any tricks in bed...apparently Tigger already has plenty of 'tricks' and the money to back it up, so he needs to pay to play. THAT, michelle IS ALL...
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 10:51:56
27 & 28 = samefag
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 10:52:41
HOORAY!!! And she deserves it. Not only did he cheat on her but all those woman are ugly, used and plastic.None of them are as pretty as his wife,and Tiger didnt even care about getting any STDs Yuck!!!
By pretty young girl, on December 17, 2009 11:56:57
Tiger needs this: FATHERS RIGHTS LIBRARY (click my name)
Come on people! This is 2010!
Where was all this outrage when Clinton was getting his dick
Sucked by an intern in the Oval Office?
Poor victimized Elin is going to take her nannies and her
Millions and her Oprah appearances and her book and her ...
Oh yeah - the kids and work this for more $$ than Tiger
Gets from Gillette. She's going to speak ouit for victim
Wives everywhere!
Oh boo fucking hoo!
If the Enquirer been sitting on this story for 3 years,
Then ELIN KNEW DAMN IT!
She's not hurt. She's pissed it's public
By Rick, on December 17, 2009 13:47:38
Damn straight shes pissed that its public...I mean to be humiliated in public with ONE maybe TWO mistresses is one thing...but 14! She deserves the money for the horrible public humiliation...
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 13:59:34
only 14?? Hell if I was as rich and famous as Tiger 14 would just be one night. I would have a little bit better taste than some of the skanks he selected. I probably would've not got married in the first place.
It's easy to point fingers and say he's an ass. When nobody wants to f*ck you, It's easy to say NO. Try saying No when everyone in the bar wants you take to take them back to your room and do naughty things to them.
And there's no way she'll get half unless Tiger thinks that will help him out in the media. Otherwise with a Prenup it doesn't matter if he did 1000 girls. She might find a loop hole to get a little more than what's in the pre-nup but she won't get anywhere near half.
He's child support payment is gonna be HUGE.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 14:12:59
WOOHOO GOOD FOR HER!!!
By Elizabeth, on December 17, 2009 15:43:15
#29 Michelle is obviously one of those insecure, overweight chicks who lies about being bi or liking anal just to hold onto a man. Not every guy is a raging manwhore and yes, looks do matter. There are girls out there who are the whole package: smart, beautiful, and kind. Deal with it.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 16:03:43
Good for her. You can't put a price on dignity.
By Cubs Fan, on December 17, 2009 16:11:39
What part of PRE-NUPTIAL AGREEMENT do these reporters not understand. She will get a shitload of child support. And that is it. Of course, that child support will be a million or two a year. Nice amount for her three years of work
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 17:00:30
(Idea) With a wonderful headline as "Getting Half," you should really have a picture of Eddie Murphy doing his Johnny Carson finding out his wife is getting half face from Eddie Murphy "Raw." Way funnier than this crazy Swedish chick.
By Daniel, on December 17, 2009 17:57:52
Like I said, he shoulda stayed single and humped the high-class escorts; instead he got married and fucked around with ugly old skanky whores. WTH?! Fuck the prenup, I hope Elin gets two thirds just because Tiger's such a raging dumbass with NO taste in women.
By erect@hardon.cum, on December 17, 2009 20:50:59
The prenup is what she'll get. That is still a fortune. The kids will have financial suport from him. The reworked new prenup ,rumor say is like 85 million if she stays 10 yrs.
Good for her bailing out. THis is way too much.
take the money and go to Sweden.
Live life in peace, peace of mind, privacy, and stuff. Leave Tiger to be in his mess of his creating.
Oh, that little girl is a beautiful child.
By Hey,uh, its Tiger....., on December 17, 2009 21:54:08
#11 - half the fun of this site is reading an idiot criticize another poster by writing something like 'your a looser'.
Also, Elin deserves a decent payout, however, the fact that she committed an act of domestic violence against Tiger should reduce the amount.
There is no excuse for his behaviour, just as there is no excuse for her assault.
By Red Cat, on December 17, 2009 22:28:44
she's a humiliated sexual failure who can't hold a man's interest.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2009 02:53:11
I luv you @ Foster Fezziwig III
By anonymous, on December 18, 2009 03:51:29
#21 = Homosexual Rage
By anonymous, on December 18, 2009 06:52:52
I need to hear Blingy Washington's opinion of all this.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2009 07:43:30
18 - Epic fail. That's not her natural color. Just look a a pic of her mom.
Natural blonds like myself have light to barely visible eyebrows, not nearly black.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2009 10:00:08
Chicks in flat-heeled boots don't do anal. I see why you strayed Tiggs.
By The boot guy knows these things, on December 18, 2009 10:26:03
#44. You need to fuck youself up a creek. Everyone seems to forget that his kids are going to have to live with the fact that even though their father is a great athlete,he also whores around. No amount of money can change that. The man cheated on his wife while she was preggers. I mean come one...seriously. Asshole. I don't feel sorry for him. As for his wife I say "You go girl!"
By anonymous, on December 18, 2009 12:55:32
A man's home be his castle. Pull our your putter there Tiger and be a man !
By Ike Turner, on December 18, 2009 12:57:52
pre-nup = about 25 million. Not sure where this writer is getting 1/2 a billion?
By itsalltrue, on December 18, 2009 16:25:49
Yeah, it sucks he cheated on her, but $500 million? For fucks sake, she does not deserve that. What has she ever done in her life, except take some famous guy's cock in her ass? She should donate most of that to charity. Maybe keep a million for her and the kids.
By J-Bird, on December 18, 2009 17:52:31
I can't believe he fucked so many whores when he had that gorgeous piece of ass at home.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2009 19:51:17
#44 I don't care HOW bad in bed she is, that don't explain Tiger running around fucking everything that moves! 1 or 2 on the side, sure - but 15??!
By anonymous, on December 18, 2009 20:36:01
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