GOD DAMN IT!!!!! I was saving up to propose to her. Good thing this news got out quickly because the way I was going I would have been 128 years young by the time I could have afforded something like what he gave her.
The ring is 12 carats? $1.3M? Well - that is an excellent lesson for him. Engagement ring purchases are similar to buying cocaine ... that money is gone forever! Marriages never last ...!
If I've learned something from my last marriage and my last relationship is never spend more than you are willing to part with when the shit hits the fan. Suffice it to say my next fiance will be getting something i found at the bottom of a cracker jack box.
I don't care how many millions of dollars you're worth, spending that much on a diamond is a waste. Good for Mike Fisher though snagging that rich piece of ass.
Toothless hockey player? Well, as was pointed out earlier in her bikini post regarding her very admirable(IMnsHO) pube mound, at least he won't have the problem of getting any stuck in his gums.
Mike Fisher signed a 5 year deal for 21 mil back in 2007 so he really only had to get his ass kicked on the ice for a 1/4 season to get the ring... Not bad. Oh, and it's easier and better to felat' a girl with no teeth #3... more lips involved. Ask any Canadian/New England chick, they'll take a hockey player over a basketball boy any day ;] lol
I don't care how much money you have. Paying a million bucks for a fucking ring is idiotic. If your bitch wants one that big, find another girl, a girl next door type, that will be OK with a normal ring. What kind of personality sits inside a girl who wants to walk around with 1 million dollars on her finger anyway? I like Mike a lot. He's one of the truly good guys in hockey. Still, this is crazy. Or maybe he thinks she'll make 500 million one day and, if there's a divorce, he'll get a good return on his million dollar investment. If that's so, that's pretty fucking genius.
Anyway, I'm totally not attracted to her. She looks beautiful from far away, but if you really look, she has no boobs, no ass, and a face that in 5 years will look like that of a horse. She has zero, zero, sexuality about her. Pretty, but does absolutely nothing for me.
#27 in total agreement. She only looks pretty with a ton of make-up on her. She will end up looking rough in a few years plus she just looks like a raving bitch to me.
an insecure man tries to raise his own stature through his bitch. if it's an expensive ring, it's like he's announcing to all beta males how much value HIS bitch has and that he now 'owns' it.
too bad she'll be pwning him after a respectable pause for breeding to seal the deal, before hiring her divorce attorney and fucking pool boys all afternoon for the rest of her worthless life...just like that other cunt, elin nordegren will be doing soon.
$1.3 mil? That's typical celeb-type ring cost. If she had taken a $150,000 ring, I would have been shocked. Remember, it's six months salary. That's the "how much you spend on a ring" ground rule.
Mike Fisher is a good hockey player but he is fug. I'm also from Ottawa, and if you've seen some his exes, Carrie is definately an upgrade. Puck bunnies always have fried-to-a-crisp blonde hair and look like they've spent all day on a tanning bed.
As for the e-ring, I told my husband not to spend more than $2500 on mine. While we were engaged I lost mine behind the nightstand for 3 days after a night of heavy drinking and nearly shat myself to death. Now that we're married I really only wear it to go out. A plain gold band is all you need.
This is why you call your LAWYER before you call your MOTHER when you are thinking about marriage. His mommy told him to buy a big ring His lawyer would have told him to sign pre-nup that specifically makes ring come back to him AND he gets 1/2 her earnings. And he gets alimony from her if he has to quit hockey b/c injury. Rick Marriage is the only contract where you can get screwed and fucked The Father's Rights Library">
Once a woman gets that ring on her finger, that signifies the end of the blowjobs and the closure of her legs. I thought everyone knew this. Funny how they are wild freaks willing to do anything in bed and everything comes to an immediate halt once they get that rock.
48 Comments:
Leave Your CommentGOD DAMN IT!!!!! I was saving up to propose to her. Good thing this news got out quickly because the way I was going I would have been 128 years young by the time I could have afforded something like what he gave her.
By MCM, on December 23, 2009 04:38:11
The ring is 12 carats? $1.3M? Well - that is an excellent lesson for him. Engagement ring purchases are similar to buying cocaine ... that money is gone forever! Marriages never last ...!
By Midlife Bachelor, on December 23, 2009 04:44:52
What is it about beautiful babes going for these toothless hockey player?
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 04:47:45
I live in ottawa. I will have to start going to more games, if she is going to be there.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 04:55:35
If I've learned something from my last marriage and my last relationship is never spend more than you are willing to part with when the shit hits the fan. Suffice it to say my next fiance will be getting something i found at the bottom of a cracker jack box.
1.3m seriously? pfffft.
By bobojuice, on December 23, 2009 05:04:54
Shave your bush woman!
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 05:14:26
I hope he has enough money left to buy her some tits.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 05:15:00
$1.3M? No bitch is worth that much.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 05:16:06
I don't care how many millions of dollars you're worth, spending that much on a diamond is a waste. Good for Mike Fisher though snagging that rich piece of ass.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 05:16:58
I hope he has enough money left over to get those ugly fucking tattoos lasered off of her.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 05:18:00
Nice camel toe in pic 4.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 05:18:24
She'll probably retire from music and weigh 175 pounds in a year.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 05:21:33
Pussy ain't worth 1.3 million. Especially pussy used by Tony Homo!
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 05:25:40
Marriage - more like prostitution than most are willing to admit. I'd return the ring and buy a damn car.
By mutterhals, on December 23, 2009 05:30:07
i've bought more expensive jewelry for the escorts i fuck.
it's actually cheaper in the long run, so i've learned.
By d. trump, on December 23, 2009 05:35:07
What a waste of $
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 05:36:26
The banner pic looks like it was taken using a camera found at the bottom of a cracker jacks box!
By MoreKeeleyPlease, on December 23, 2009 05:38:11
Sorry but I think she's just average in looks. I have seen better looking girls in my small neighborhood. She looks inbred.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 05:44:13
He's a pro athlete - he needed to save the 12 carat ring for when he gets caught cheating.
By K. Bryant, on December 23, 2009 05:49:31
They sure must pay hockey players a lot considering nobody watches the NHL...
Maybe the do watch in Canada I guess.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 05:56:19
Ha, I have a one carret ring and it is bigger than most gals I see around here in Oregon. Ha, I can not even IMAGINE 12... really.. whats the point.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 06:03:33
Six months, tops.
By coolpapa, on December 23, 2009 06:07:18
lol you added that bit as "wtf update" love it
By Elizabeth, on December 23, 2009 06:14:33
Toothless hockey player? Well, as was pointed out earlier in her bikini post regarding her very admirable(IMnsHO) pube mound, at least he won't have the problem of getting any stuck in his gums.
By Amorica, on December 23, 2009 06:20:25
Mike Fisher signed a 5 year deal for 21 mil back in 2007 so he really only had to get his ass kicked on the ice for a 1/4 season to get the ring... Not bad.
Oh, and it's easier and better to felat' a girl with no teeth #3... more lips involved. Ask any Canadian/New England chick, they'll take a hockey player over a basketball boy any day ;] lol
By Pete Mags, on December 23, 2009 06:23:41
Dudes taken one too many sticks to the head. No cameltoe is worth that much...
By Pfffft, on December 23, 2009 06:30:10
I don't care how much money you have. Paying a million bucks for a fucking ring is idiotic. If your bitch wants one that big, find another girl, a girl next door type, that will be OK with a normal ring. What kind of personality sits inside a girl who wants to walk around with 1 million dollars on her finger anyway? I like Mike a lot. He's one of the truly good guys in hockey. Still, this is crazy. Or maybe he thinks she'll make 500 million one day and, if there's a divorce, he'll get a good return on his million dollar investment. If that's so, that's pretty fucking genius.
Anyway, I'm totally not attracted to her. She looks beautiful from far away, but if you really look, she has no boobs, no ass, and a face that in 5 years will look like that of a horse. She has zero, zero, sexuality about her. Pretty, but does absolutely nothing for me.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 07:07:47
#27 in total agreement. She only looks pretty with a ton of make-up on her. She will end up looking rough in a few years plus she just looks like a raving bitch to me.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 07:54:44
He spent that much on the ring because when she loses it it's pure anal from then on.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 10:12:11
You're all jealous! She's a pretty, classy LADY. Good for her.
By WOOHOO, on December 23, 2009 10:26:23
Damn
Someone should tell this hockey player that if he wanst
Anal from an American Idol winner
He can call Madam Lambert for free
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 10:27:23
She must do everything imaginable. Twice.
You girls should consider that if you want a BIG, EXPENSIVE, RING from the jewelry store.
By Mr. Zales, on December 23, 2009 10:55:04
She's worth more money than him, easily. A mil and change is a drop in the bucket compared to his marrying what she's worth.
Dude may have a busted face from all that hockey, but he sure ain't stupid. Watch: NO PRENUP! LMFAO
I am a woman and have to say: Women are so gullible.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 11:57:50
an insecure man tries to raise his own stature through his bitch. if it's an expensive ring, it's like he's announcing to all beta males how much value HIS bitch has and that he now 'owns' it.
too bad she'll be pwning him after a respectable pause for breeding to seal the deal, before hiring her divorce attorney and fucking pool boys all afternoon for the rest of her worthless life...just like that other cunt, elin nordegren will be doing soon.
By Tiger Didn't Hit This, on December 23, 2009 12:03:27
GO SENS GO!
Mike you BETTER be getting some serious 3-way for that rock!
Some good CHRISTIAN 3-Way....
wait.... WHAT?
By Phred, on December 23, 2009 13:26:34
$1.3 mil? That's typical celeb-type ring cost. If she had taken a $150,000 ring, I would have been shocked. Remember, it's six months salary. That's the "how much you spend on a ring" ground rule.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 13:33:09
picture 4 enhanced to reveal what a million dollar pussy looks like.
http://i47.tinypic.com/3134mxi.jpg
doesn't look all that different from the $10 crack whores i fuck.
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 15:39:27
Maybe it's only $1.3 million Canadian?
You can get a nice Buick for $1.3 million Canadian...
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 15:57:43
"Every kiss begins with Kay"...
If it cost the shmuck 1.3 million to get a kiss, how much is a blow job going to set him back?
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 16:03:17
She must suck really good dick or a great fuck to be worth 1.3 million dollars but even then......
By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 17:15:29
Mike Fisher is a good hockey player but he is fug. I'm also from Ottawa, and if you've seen some his exes, Carrie is definately an upgrade. Puck bunnies always have fried-to-a-crisp blonde hair and look like they've spent all day on a tanning bed.
As for the e-ring, I told my husband not to spend more than $2500 on mine. While we were engaged I lost mine behind the nightstand for 3 days after a night of heavy drinking and nearly shat myself to death. Now that we're married I really only wear it to go out. A plain gold band is all you need.
By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 03:16:15
This is why you call your LAWYER before you call
your MOTHER when you are thinking about marriage.
His mommy told him to buy a big ring
His lawyer would have told him to sign pre-nup that
specifically makes ring come back to him AND he
gets 1/2 her earnings. And he gets alimony from
her if he has to quit hockey b/c injury.
Rick
Marriage is the only contract where you can get
screwed and fucked
The Father's Rights Library">
By Rick, on December 24, 2009 05:35:10
At least, Homo got a kiss - first base -, though.... wow
By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 06:57:15
41, how long have you been married and how often do you suck hubby's cock? just curious.
By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 09:01:10
nothing special AT ALL about his slice of white bread ...she's not even worth a plastic ring out of a box of crackerjacks
By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 13:18:41
He should have gone after Kate Hudson. It worked for A-Rod.
By Derek J., on December 24, 2009 14:29:51
@ #44:
Once a woman gets that ring on her finger, that signifies the end of the blowjobs and the closure of her legs. I thought everyone knew this. Funny how they are wild freaks willing to do anything in bed and everything comes to an immediate halt once they get that rock.
By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 17:23:05
Bitch is gonna get robbed...
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 14:45:34
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