59 Comments:

1. HOLY CRAP!

   By Frank Barone, on December 29, 2009 05:58:45

2. Gaaa! Ruined my new year and it hasn't even started yet.

   By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 06:10:43

3. AAGH! MY EYES!

   By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 06:12:02

4. God dammit. I should have gone to the beach yesterday. That girl's booty is fucking incredible.

   By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 06:14:44

5. Cottage Cheese. Can't photoshop pictures you didn't take!!!

   By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 06:18:43

6. "Kelly Clarksonesque" is the word I'm looking for. Still, I'd pound it 'til kingdom come. Imagine those pendulous breasts undulating to and fro everytime I completed a stroke.

   By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 06:18:52

7. Better tie a board to your ass or you'll fall in to the "Ice-T Fun Cave."

   By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 06:35:45

8. i think you really wanna stick it to her.
   

   By oohyeaa, on December 29, 2009 06:37:38

9. HOLY SHIT!!! I have to wash my eyes out with Clorox now, goddamnit! This thing has so much junk in that trunk that she could open up her own "Pick-Ur-Part" in her pants.
   Ugh. Where's the Pepto?

   By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 06:49:35

10. What is this strange fantasy you have about African Americans, cocoa butter and swisher sweets all about?
    
    nob.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 06:51:50

11. this post should come with a warning and a disclaimer

    By Giraffe tamer, on December 29, 2009 07:04:22

12. I vote brit over this orange sludge any day.
    

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 07:29:14

13. her ass would look a lot better with a creamy white load of my cum splattered across it.
    
    i think i'll twist one out in her honor right now.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 07:36:09

14. @6...
    
    Dude, there is so much saline in her tits that they wouldn't move if you set TNT charges underneath them.

    By Nick, on December 29, 2009 07:49:35

15. After seen this.. i feel sorry for Ice-T.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 07:51:25

16. Isn't this the MEAT everyone is saying they "like" on this site? I mean, you show a picture of Miranda, one of the hottest women in the world, and then people dog on her. Then they dog on this chick because she IS the way these chubby chasers like'em...Round & thick...double up! Uh Uh.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 08:01:43

17. Funny the camera-phone shots didn't show that much cellulite, these shots however, are repulsive!

    By Lips, on December 29, 2009 08:12:43

18. id hit it!!

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 08:26:47

19. Thunder Thighs would be a bit of a modest statement.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 08:56:53

20. Am I the only guy here who thinks her ass is slimmer than i used to be? I'm a huge big ass lover and her's used to look so much bigger...and better!!!

    By Tim, on December 29, 2009 10:07:33

21. Holly Shit!!! He's wearing the same shirt as he was when these were taken!
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/01/camelinks.html

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 10:57:26

22. All in all...lots of haters! Better to hit that plumpy ass than a sack of bones!
    She may not be "real"...but does it really matter?! I Think NOT!
    

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 11:00:33

23. I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung...

    By West Coast Mafia Packin...Beeoothches!!, on December 29, 2009 11:01:48

24. Yeah I see the cottage cheese, but I'll bang that before Miranda Kerr's scrawny ass any day. At least with Coco I won't feel like I'm molesting my neighbor's son.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 11:16:07

25. The very fucking definition of "hail damage!"

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 12:00:59

26. Fat.

    By Cubs Fan, on December 29, 2009 12:18:16

27. I'd hit it.
    
    With a Buick.

    By Ragno, on December 29, 2009 12:23:32

28. I'd still crush it. I love me some Coco.

    By KMB, on December 29, 2009 12:28:42

29. More cushion for the pushin'
    
    Sign me up!!!

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 13:24:32

30. Wow, that was crazy. I thought it was Brooke Hogan. Or Brit Brit.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 13:28:45

31. So this is how she looks without makeup or photoshop. AHAHAHAHA.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 14:11:28

32. The bigger the tire, the better the ride.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 14:29:21

33. HaHa I thought it was Britney when I scrolled down.

    By mj420, on December 29, 2009 14:45:50

34. That chick was built to fuck. She's a goddess. I think those pictures quadrupled my sperm count. I'd love to dump my DNA in that.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 15:26:27

35. @ #23 yup yup!! I'd be all up in that 'till the BREAK of dawn!!

    By erect@hardon.cum, on December 29, 2009 15:29:53

36. AHHHHH!!!! That's not what I was expecting when I scrolled down the page. And I don't mean that in a good way.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 15:50:07

37. OMG so like ALL the Twitter pics were AIRBRUSHED? *gasp*

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 15:56:37

38. Why isn't he with a proud,sassy, black woman?

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 16:05:57

39. Ice T is so unattractive he is repulsive.
    
    *shudders*

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 17:23:42

40. Holy shit! Her ass is eating that bikini bottom!

    By RaraAvis, on December 29, 2009 17:36:45

41. I'd like to eat her ass and suck on those enormous tits! Yum! Lucky Ice-T!

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 19:35:10

42. Nevermind the cheese on her ass. She looks like a fat midget.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 20:56:11

43. Coco, where to start. Well,I am glad she has cottage cheesse on there.
    Yep, just like many of the rest of us.
    
    Her butt is not implants. look at her thighs ,lower and upper. It is wide.
    
    She does stick her butt out in pics to look bigger and really give it that deformed ,cartoonish look.
    
    She has breast implants.

    By 500thousand, on December 29, 2009 21:17:03

44. OMG! I never knew that Bikini bottoms could scream in agony untill now...

    By anonymous, on December 30, 2009 07:32:10

45. everything u enhance with surgery will fail on u...so in that case coco...FAIL!!!!!

    By anonymous, on December 30, 2009 08:20:52

46. Jesus, mom, put some clothes on!

    By mutterhals, on December 30, 2009 08:47:58

47. Go check out ice-t first wife on his 2nd album cover "Power". Her name was Darlene. She was hot as fuck back then. God, I miss her.

    By anonymous, on December 30, 2009 10:22:19

48. Now that's a wigga body y'all! No lie.

    By anonymous, on December 30, 2009 10:26:23

49. Is ice-t even considered black anymore?

    By anonymous, on December 30, 2009 10:29:23

50. #49..hes no longer Ice-T
    
    He is now Ice-t half lemonaide.
    
    That is all.

    By anonymous, on December 30, 2009 11:48:54

51. I think she looks human in these...relatively normal. In the pics she posts she's orange and cartoonish. These are an improvement!

    By Froggy, on December 30, 2009 13:13:17

52. 49, are u kidding me? he's a rich black man that married a white woman. that's what they all do when they get some money.

    By anonymous, on December 30, 2009 14:37:38

53. #52...you must be black...take a fuckin joke.

    By anonymous, on December 30, 2009 16:55:26

54. Thar She Blows Matey! The Great White Whale!

    By Underpants Gnome, on December 30, 2009 19:42:38

55. Swisher Sweets reference was so sweet.

    By rh, on December 31, 2009 05:54:39

56. You're gonna need a bigger boat...

    By Jason O., on December 31, 2009 14:40:31

57. She really needs to tone up. It's really gross that she's always seen almost naked. Leaving something to the imagination is sexy, showing it all, is not.

    By anonymous, on December 31, 2009 19:00:06

58. 47, I remember that cover. Best cover since Ohio Players "Honey". Man, that chick was HOT...

    By anonymous, on January 1, 2010 22:00:29

59. Besides her gigantic balloon tits, I thinks she looks fine and has a great body. It's nice to see some meat on the bones and I'm sure Ice-T loves it.
    

    By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 12:51:53