First let it be said that Ivana is indeed a gold-digging whore par excellence. But bratty kids on planes are a huge pain in the ass, and richly deserve to have obscenities screamed at them by an over-the-hill saggng blonde hag.
She should have kept her piehole shut and backhanded those brats with her huge diamond. I fucking hate running screaming brats on airplanes and in restaurants.
What airline was that? If they can't control child passengers, then I don't want to fly them.
Can we all agree that Ivanka Trump is totally fucking average and wouldn't come within a hundred miles of a magazine cover were she not Donald Trump's daughter? I don't think it's a stretch to say one could go to your average college campus and find ten much hotter girls within half an hour. Fuck that stupid cunt.
The plane ride,dumb. That was stupid. She SHOULD HAVE SAID WHAT SHE SAID IN CZECH, her native language. LOLO, I am sure no one would have understood her.
The kids should not have been running up and down an aisle in the plane.Safety , comfort,etc.Rules. Parenting . None of that matters. The Fighlt Crew goofed up. they should have taken the children and brought them to their stupid parents and had the parent seatbelt them in. These parents, like many we all KNOW, hopefully are not, do not parent
First of all, when Todd gets things wrong like here, he really does get it wrong. IvannaTrump is not a golddigger and the other things you said.She married Trump when he was a millionaire rich, but not a billionarie. Ivanna is a smart,intelligent woman and has formal education. Google her. Read and know the subject before you write the wrong information. Ivanna worked, real work for The Donald, for Trump Organization. She had 3 kids an a good marriage so she thought...until Donald unearthed from the trash bin Marla Maples. Now, that is a golddigging tramp. Ivanna raised her 3 kids to be really noraml as much as they can be for multimillioanires, as in scandal,formally educated, and stupidness free.
Don't care for her at all, but it sounds like it's those screaming children's parents that should have been removed from the plane. Anyone seen 'Born Rich'? Ivana's children are shockingly well brought up and normal considering their circus freak of a father.
Screaming children running up and down the aisles of an airplane? Where were the parents? Why weren't they controlling their children? I can't stand this bitch, but she is totally right.
Amen to the majority of posters so far. I hate, hate, HATE parents who let their children run wild in public. I would like to enjoy a meal at a restaurant in peace. I would like to watch a movie in a theater and be able to hear what the actors are saying. I would like to be able to complete a plane trip without having to down a fistful of Xanax. Your children's "rights" do not supercede the rights of everyone else to peace and quiet.
From the looks of her, thoise kids should be grateful she didn't take them back to the gingerbread house in the woods and bake them in a pie. Craig (#11): you can do all that stuff inside your house. Once you step outside, you have to deal with The Public, 99.99% of whom don't give a shit about what you would like. Including me. If I knew what you looked like (I can guess: pasty skin, beady eyes, permanent frown), I would make damn sure my kids make as much noise asa possible around you! Ha!
Charter a private jet next time, that will solve the screaming kid problem.
Me, being a parent of a 3yr old, HATE when other peoples kids are going apeshit on the plane. I am glad to say that the only time I have ever flown with my child i made sure I had a comfortable flight as much as my kid, for the sake of everyone else!
What NOT to do: *Don't let your kid roll their own carry on or backpack! Sure, you think its cute, your lil jetsetters...but they hold up the line! *Don't give them a fucken 'tour' of the plane while people are boarding (wait till the last person is off if you must do this pointless 'tour'. Ever heard of an air museum? *Don't forget snacks! Their favorite! Whatever you don't allow them to have at home on a regular basis can be used this time!
Things TO DO: *Carry a small purse inside a bigger carry on that carries ALL their shit...not yours. Its not about you on this flight. *Portable DVD player with headphones. *bribes...if you are quiet on this flight you get a special somethin. *Bring yummy snacks and treats. Hmmm, warm milk and turkey? *Don't forget the homeopathic melatonin from your local health food store... *establish the QUIET rule and tell them that if they get too loud on the plane it can malfunction and crash...or make up something less scary I suppose.
If all else fails, please try to NOT travel with children if you can avoid it or if its not necessary. If you must, choosing a flight closer to their 'sleepy time' works best.
Number 18, I think your balls are already cut if you can't deal with one woman, no matter where she's from! So I suppose you talk from experience then! Sorry man, I'll try to imagine your pain, hmmm who I'm kiding, I wouldn't in a million years! I like my balls!
Kids and planes don't mix. I'd rather see one strapped to the wing of the aircraft than sitting in the seat behind me. Personally I think that if a kid starts playing up on the plane before take-off, that the whole family should be removed immediately.
Similar with restaurants and other public settings. I don't get parents that can just sit their blithely while little Johnny runs riot. I mean come on, you can SEE that your bratty kid is trying to drink from a stranger's glass. If I weren't illegal, I would slap some of those little fuckers hard.
Reminds me of the old Paul Lynde story, he was on a plane and a young Girl was running around the plane screaming, and her Mother was doing nothing to quiet the kid down.
Paul looked at the Mother, and said, "If you don't shut that kid up, I'm going to fuck her!"
Nothing annoys me more than noisy kids in a supermarket, on a plane is even worse. The cabin crew should have done their job and warned the unresponsible parents. And the parents should be shot.
When I was a kid, if I ever misbehaved and ran around screaming on the airplane I could count on a sharp smack across my face in short order. That was enough to ensure my silence for the remainder of the flight. Today's parents have become so pussified into letting the kid be the boss and call the shots. A return to strict punishment is long overdue.
Hahaha #21, I can almost hear him saying that. Too bad you risk jail saying something like that anymore.
If I was in 1st class on a plane and someone's kids were acting up for some extended period of time I'd be pissed too but there is a right way of handling the situation. The droopy lady in the picture must have chosen the wrong way. But they were still on the ground and still at the gate apparently so how long were these kids running around I wonder.
My 4 yr old daughter and I flew from new orleans to Florence and she was good the whole time. Shes always good on trips. I ve taught her to listen, and shes an only child, so shes grown accustomed to entertaining herself. thought id brag.
Amen Todd. What a precious bunch of people here today. Ooooh, can't stand a little noise from excited kids. Do you guys kick kittens too in your spare time?
29 Comments:
Leave Your CommentChildren are a joy and a blessing EXCEPT on airplanes. I side with Ivana - ban children from airplanes! ha ha
By Midlife Bachelor, on December 28, 2009 04:27:49
I-wanna-bonk
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 05:00:38
First let it be said that Ivana is indeed a gold-digging whore par excellence. But bratty kids on planes are a huge pain in the ass, and richly deserve to have obscenities screamed at them by an over-the-hill saggng blonde hag.
By Lohantastic, on December 28, 2009 05:18:42
She should have kept her piehole shut and backhanded those brats with her huge diamond. I fucking hate running screaming brats on airplanes and in restaurants.
What airline was that? If they can't control child passengers, then I don't want to fly them.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 05:35:06
Can we all agree that Ivanka Trump is totally fucking average and wouldn't come within a hundred miles of a magazine cover were she not Donald Trump's daughter? I don't think it's a stretch to say one could go to your average college campus and find ten much hotter girls within half an hour. Fuck that stupid cunt.
By coolpapa, on December 28, 2009 05:40:23
Way too much plastic surgery. She was more of a beauty than her daughter.
She doesn't look like the person she was.
By TnT, on December 28, 2009 06:04:23
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The plane ride,dumb. That was stupid. She SHOULD HAVE SAID WHAT SHE SAID IN CZECH, her native language. LOLO, I am sure no one would have understood her.
The kids should not have been running up and down an aisle in the plane.Safety , comfort,etc.Rules. Parenting . None of that matters.
The Fighlt Crew goofed up. they should have taken the children and brought them to their stupid parents and had the parent seatbelt them in. These parents, like many we all KNOW, hopefully are not, do not parent
By TnT, on December 28, 2009 06:05:52
First of all, when Todd gets things wrong like here, he really does get it wrong. IvannaTrump is not a golddigger and the other things you said.She married Trump when he was a millionaire rich, but not a billionarie.
Ivanna is a smart,intelligent woman and has formal education. Google her. Read and know the subject before you write the wrong information. Ivanna worked, real work for The Donald, for Trump Organization.
She had 3 kids an a good marriage so she thought...until Donald unearthed from the trash bin Marla Maples. Now, that is a golddigging tramp. Ivanna raised her 3 kids to be really noraml as much as they can be for multimillioanires, as in scandal,formally educated, and stupidness free.
By TnT, on December 28, 2009 06:07:10
Don't care for her at all, but it sounds like it's those screaming children's parents that should have been removed from the plane.
Anyone seen 'Born Rich'? Ivana's children are shockingly well brought up and normal considering their circus freak of a father.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 06:31:15
Screaming children running up and down the aisles of an airplane? Where were the parents? Why weren't they controlling their children? I can't stand this bitch, but she is totally right.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 06:46:52
Amen to the majority of posters so far. I hate, hate, HATE parents who let their children run wild in public. I would like to enjoy a meal at a restaurant in peace. I would like to watch a movie in a theater and be able to hear what the actors are saying. I would like to be able to complete a plane trip without having to down a fistful of Xanax. Your children's "rights" do not supercede the rights of everyone else to peace and quiet.
By Craig, on December 28, 2009 07:24:48
Stop posting pictures of trannies.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 07:37:14
From the looks of her, thoise kids should be grateful
she didn't take them back to the gingerbread
house in the woods and bake them in a pie.
Craig (#11): you can do all that stuff inside your
house. Once you step outside, you have to deal
with The Public, 99.99% of whom don't give a shit
about what you would like.
Including me.
If I knew what you looked like (I can guess: pasty
skin, beady eyes, permanent frown), I would make
damn sure my kids make as much noise asa possible
around you! Ha!
By an asshoie parent, on December 28, 2009 08:00:44
I would have screamed at the little fucks, too. THEY are the ones who should have been thrown off.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 08:08:47
I say if you can't keep your kid under control on an airplane you and the kid go out the back door at 35000 feet.
By Sully, on December 28, 2009 09:26:56
This SKANK creeps me out completely. Seriously...CONSIDER A FULL BODY LIFT!
By Kate, on December 28, 2009 09:31:37
Charter a private jet next time, that will solve the screaming kid problem.
Me, being a parent of a 3yr old, HATE when other peoples kids are going apeshit on the plane. I am glad to say that the only time I have ever flown with my child i made sure I had a comfortable flight as much as my kid, for the sake of everyone else!
What NOT to do:
*Don't let your kid roll their own carry on or backpack! Sure, you think its cute, your lil jetsetters...but they hold up the line!
*Don't give them a fucken 'tour' of the plane while people are boarding (wait till the last person is off if you must do this pointless 'tour'. Ever heard of an air museum?
*Don't forget snacks! Their favorite! Whatever you don't allow them to have at home on a regular basis can be used this time!
Things TO DO:
*Carry a small purse inside a bigger carry on that carries ALL their shit...not yours. Its not about you on this flight.
*Portable DVD player with headphones.
*bribes...if you are quiet on this flight you get a special somethin.
*Bring yummy snacks and treats. Hmmm, warm milk and turkey?
*Don't forget the homeopathic melatonin from your local health food store...
*establish the QUIET rule and tell them that if they get too loud on the plane it can malfunction and crash...or make up something less scary I suppose.
If all else fails, please try to NOT travel with children if you can avoid it or if its not necessary. If you must, choosing a flight closer to their 'sleepy time' works best.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 11:38:35
Eastern European women are scary. They'll cut your balls off for a dollar or if you piss them off.
By Rabbitt, on December 28, 2009 12:28:51
Number 18, I think your balls are already cut if you can't deal with one woman, no matter where she's from! So I suppose you talk from experience then! Sorry man, I'll try to imagine your pain, hmmm who I'm kiding, I wouldn't in a million years! I like my balls!
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 13:02:26
Kids and planes don't mix. I'd rather see one strapped to the wing of the aircraft than sitting in the seat behind me. Personally I think that if a kid starts playing up on the plane before take-off, that the whole family should be removed immediately.
Similar with restaurants and other public settings. I don't get parents that can just sit their blithely while little Johnny runs riot. I mean come on, you can SEE that your bratty kid is trying to drink from a stranger's glass. If I weren't illegal, I would slap some of those little fuckers hard.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 13:30:08
Reminds me of the old Paul Lynde story, he was on a plane and a young Girl was running around the plane screaming, and her Mother was doing nothing to quiet the kid down.
Paul looked at the Mother, and said, "If you don't shut that kid up, I'm going to fuck her!"
By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on December 28, 2009 14:37:22
First of all I'm surprised this rich old hag doesn't have her own airplane. So, after this incident is she on the "no fly" list???
By Marla Maples, on December 28, 2009 16:14:27
Nothing annoys me more than noisy kids in a supermarket, on a plane is even worse. The cabin crew should have done their job and warned the unresponsible parents. And the parents should be shot.
By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 00:08:43
When I was a kid, if I ever misbehaved and ran around screaming on the airplane I could count on a sharp smack across my face in short order. That was enough to ensure my silence for the remainder of the flight. Today's parents have become so pussified into letting the kid be the boss and call the shots. A return to strict punishment is long overdue.
By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 04:17:09
Hahaha #21, I can almost hear him saying that. Too bad you risk jail saying something like that anymore.
If I was in 1st class on a plane and someone's kids were acting up for some extended period of time I'd be pissed too but there is a right way of handling the situation. The droopy lady in the picture must have chosen the wrong way. But they were still on the ground and still at the gate apparently so how long were these kids running around I wonder.
By Underpants Gnome, on December 29, 2009 06:07:28
My 4 yr old daughter and I flew from new orleans to Florence and she was good the whole time. Shes always good on trips. I ve taught her to listen, and shes an only child, so shes grown accustomed to entertaining herself. thought id brag.
By ladyguitarstar, on December 29, 2009 13:43:13
Enjoy Ivanka while you can todd. Let's see what's she'll look like when she hits her mom's age hopefully without the knife touching her.
By anonymous, on December 30, 2009 09:23:13
Amen Todd. What a precious bunch of people here today. Ooooh, can't stand a little noise from excited kids. Do you guys kick kittens too in your spare time?
By Jane, on December 30, 2009 17:36:55
Ivanna Trump is NOT a golddigger!
she married donald young and worked very hard for his company and bore and raised his 3 kids.
the marriage ended when the REAL golddigger marla maples turned up.
just because ivanna got a good settlement doesnt make her a golddigger.
By kk, on January 2, 2010 12:24:35
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