48 Comments:

1. it looks as if shes doing one of those ear candles that supposedly removed ALL the wax in your ears, even tho theres no scientific proof that they help, and in fact often lead to ear infections due to lack of wax taht is protective and helps keep the membrane moist. in other words, shes lighting canvas on fire and putting it next to her head.

   By andrew, on December 20, 2009 20:27:23

2. stick in ear, light, cleans crap out of ear.

   By N to the W , on December 20, 2009 20:28:55

3. its a home remedy that is supposed to relieve ear ache... don't remember exactly how it works but thats what it is supposed to do...

   By anonymous, on December 20, 2009 20:29:02

4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ear_candles
   
   its creates a vacuum that pulls shit out of your ears.

   By andrew, on December 20, 2009 21:14:48

5. its not so weird, those ear wax candle things are scary and awesome. It sucks all the ear wax from your ear like a hoover vacuum from the heat!

   By doodles, on December 20, 2009 21:38:26

6. Can't watch it. Can't handle listening to overly gay guys talking like that.

   By anonymous, on December 20, 2009 22:25:53

7. i'm glad someone explained that, cause at first i thought she was trying to listen very intently to her slice of birthday pizza

   By anonymous, on December 20, 2009 23:32:42

8. no wonder tony dumped her. she's fucking idiot, her and her gerbil friend Ken

   By Nick, on December 21, 2009 00:48:13

9. Why do I find her very sexy in this video?

   By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 01:41:29

10. apparently her parents relied on it heavily when she was a baby

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 02:00:38

11. I have no idea what you're talking about... so here's a retard with a candle on its head.

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 02:02:27

12. Doesn't work.

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 02:07:28

13. The 4th comment is right. This thing DOES actually work, however it somewhat dangerous since the vacuum created can damage your inner ear.

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 02:09:49

14. Thats not Jessica SImpson...You Baffoon!

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 02:12:20

15. I think it's supposed to put in her anus to be used as a tail in her twitter nativity play.

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 02:12:52

16. #7 - haha!

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 02:50:28

17. Please don't use the word retard,retarded?
    Make a point of yhou nnew year to not say you are such a retard, when you do something stupid .

    By 34,000, on December 21, 2009 03:33:37

18. Ear candeling is a completely ineffective quack treatment like homeopathy, only more dangerous.

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 03:43:50

19. Seriously, what the fuck?

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 04:23:16

20. SHADES OF ANNA NICOLE AND HOWARD STERN.
    
    Absolutely vile and disgusting.

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 04:36:47

21. There is no 'vacuum' created. Read a link before you claim it agrees with you. Someone might think you're as mindless as the gal sitting there squealing like a pig while hot ash falls onto her ear drum.
    

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 04:55:19

22. #14 seems like he/she eats paste as that is obviously Jessica Simpson and the voice is her gay stylist ken whatever.
    
    I don't know what she doing, nor do I care but i have no doubt whatsoever that she is a retard.
    
    I can't believe she is Ashlee's OLDER Sister. Hoe embarrassing
    

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 05:00:21

23. Could anything possibly be more annoying? That dude sounds like the BangBus guy.

    By fubar, on December 21, 2009 05:08:06

24. the candle thing may be legit, but she looks like shit.
    
    and what kind of dumbass can't hold a candle right so the wax drips on the pizza box and not your neck. idiot.

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 05:46:40

25. Watch it on mute, watch her facial expressions and imagine that she is taking it up the ass. That's entertainment!

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 06:06:04

26. Well I've heard of getting some newspaper and rolling it up into a cone-shape, inserting the small end into the ear and lighting the big end on fire to help relief the symptoms of a ear ache but Not A Candle. That is weird

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 07:25:12

27. she needs to douse herself in gasoline and light a match

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 08:20:48

28. Paves! Dude. We wish you a merry X-mas & a happy New EAR!

    By Weezy, on December 21, 2009 08:33:25

29. Definitely trying to relieve an ear ache and using an ineffective method of ear candling.
    
    http://altmedicine.about.com/cs/govtregulation/a/EarCandle.htm

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 08:47:06

30. YES she's a weirdo but she's hot so like I REALLY don't care!

    By erect@hardon.cum, on December 21, 2009 10:26:55

31. it's not a candle. it is an ear candle. read the link.

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 10:30:11

32. Face down bent over a table just happens to be the only way in which she interests me. 10 outta 10, Jessie!
    
    Now roll over...

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 10:44:23

33. it's an earwax candle. They're common to use where I live, and do work if done right.

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 10:53:56

34. #26 Wow, that sounds like the stupidest idea ever. It's funny that you think starting a fire in your ear makes more sense than ear candling.
    
    That's not to say ear candling is a good idea, it's still pretty dangerous for getting rid of some ear wax.

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 11:30:28

35. Well...I think the camera man seems like the retarded one.
    
    But seriously, why would she post this? This is shit you keep to yourself.

    By hai, on December 21, 2009 11:48:08

36. Perhaps that was how she had sex in order to remain a virgin before marriage?

    By Nick, on December 21, 2009 13:40:35

37. I've wanted a set of ear candles for years and now it looks like it hurts too much and i'm scared to buy them

    By Elizabeth, on December 21, 2009 14:19:50

38. Came to say "duh, ear candle." but it looks like a lot of you already did that.

    By Sunny Day, on December 21, 2009 14:51:09

39. I think this post has something to do with the subby being a fucking retard haha fuck you faget

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 18:06:25

40. #37 - Use those things with caution. Some people love them but a friend of mine used them and a couple of days later she had two burst ear drums. Coincidence? Who knows.

    By s, on December 21, 2009 18:58:04

41. #25 thats funny but your right.

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 20:30:04

42. That's not Jessica!

    By anonymous, on December 22, 2009 07:49:56

43. Ear candling is complete, unadultederate horseshit.

    By anonymous, on December 22, 2009 11:06:15

44. fortunately it's dangerous for her.
    For others stay away from this ridiculous myth only causes fires and perforated eardrums.

    By Liz Lemon, on December 22, 2009 12:02:11

45. actually #25 she and anyone who tries this stupidity is taking it up the ASS!

    By Liz Lemon, on December 22, 2009 12:03:11

46. Taking it up the ass is something Jessica likes according to her ex-husband Nick. Anne Hathaway supposedly likes it as well and reportedly told Jessica who said she had tried it once w/Nick and kinda liked it.

    By Amazing Larry, on December 22, 2009 12:12:25

47. If she would have just used it up Tony's behind a couple times maybe they would have scored more touchdowns last year.

    By "Wade", on December 22, 2009 14:41:17

48. #46 - Post a link!! :)

    By whodis, on December 23, 2009 03:09:29