47 Comments:

1. never attractive. always looks derrr.

   By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 04:35:09

2. I'd still pound it with the long d.

   By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 04:42:46

3. If she's fat, I'll take two to go.

   By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 04:58:03

4. i would pound her like a piece of meat.

   By JK, on December 1, 2009 05:02:56

5. Her sister actually got a job?

   By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 05:05:10

6. Yeah, I'm not so sure she's fat as much as not annoyingly emo waify like her hook-nosed sister. She's got giant boobs, and big hips. She could prolly lose a few but not that much, really. Legs look incredible.

   By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 05:17:51

7. Whatever, I'll still fuck her in the ass while she's munching a Double Stack.

   By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 05:20:31

8. She needs to get out of her clothes, into a European magazine and shoot a ton of shots as Kelly Brook once did. The outtakes should be released shortly after the magazine issue.
   
   This is the only way I see her getting her career back on track.
   
   Jess.. if you read this baby.. it's for the greater good!

   By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 05:23:23

9. I agree, fat she's not in fact based on the banner pic I'd say she is about right and I still would.

   By Moodel, on December 1, 2009 05:44:00

10. She's not Kelly Clarkson normal, but still, she's pretty normal.

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 05:47:45

11. Ms. Piggy cleans up nice.

    By mutterhals, on December 1, 2009 05:49:00

12. i'm surprised papa joe doesn't put her on a diet. oh wait...then she'd have no more gigantic boobs for him to play with

    By foxy, on December 1, 2009 05:52:28

13. hotter than a firecracker on a allnite bbq grill in hell. yeehaa!!!!!

    By papa joe, on December 1, 2009 05:56:49

14. I still think that she's very attractive and in decent shape. #10 is right -- it's not like we're looking at Kelly Clarkson.
    
    Jess is still VERY do-able.

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 06:25:35

15. Fat? Not in those pics. But then again, i'm not into chicks who have the bodies of 12 year old boys.
    I would bang her out in a heartbeat.

    By KMB, on December 1, 2009 06:28:50

16. She still looks pretty good. I'll bet that she could take those sexy legs and crush you like Xenia Onatopp.

    By jeditemple, on December 1, 2009 06:32:08

17. Fat, ugly, stupid, can't act, can't sing, can't keep a boyfriend, can't keep a job. Perfect.

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 06:54:42

18. The sparkle fabric makes everyone look larger. What's puzzling is that her sister seems to be more successful than her.

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 06:59:30

19. Her sister actually got a job?

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 07:15:50

20. Is she banging anyone at the moment or still single?

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 07:18:48

21. She's gained a few and that dress prolly isn't helping but she's still hot. A few pounds heavier is WAY better than several pounds underweight any day.

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 07:42:50

22. Jessica Simpson looks better than she ever has! Wow!

    By Midlife Bachelor, on December 1, 2009 08:22:48

23. I think you're off here Todd, she looks pretty damn good

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 08:35:41

24. That smile looks like she just took a shot of NyQuil!

    By fubar, on December 1, 2009 09:26:14

25. Gawd, what brought all the chubster loving losers to this blog all of a sudden? Get a grip, people. She's a whale.

    By SheBeFattyFatFatFat, on December 1, 2009 09:32:31

26. I would bang her harder than the backdoor when i'm in a foul mood

    By Reece, on December 1, 2009 09:42:42

27. Wow. Lady Gunt Gunt is with us.

    By sjupino, on December 1, 2009 09:55:52

28. I'd smack her ass like a red-headed stepchild

    By Nathan beast, on December 1, 2009 09:59:46

29. Jess doesn't look fat to me--actually she looks pretty good. On the other hand, the Patriots could use help in their defensive secondary. Somehow I think Jess wouldn't let anything make from pigskin get past her...

    By Holden Magroin, on December 1, 2009 10:18:57

30. She hates entertaining now and is into her fragrance, clothing and another merchandising And.. She's worth over three hundred million.. so she can pretty much eat whatever the hell she wants to.. and enjoy her sisters good luck with no problems

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 10:24:28

31. Would totally do her! And she's way overdue with showing those tits for crying out loud!!!

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 10:24:34

32. I do think she could stand to lose some weight (almost EVERY American could) but this is a pretty good pic of her. It's werid, sites always seem to take the picture they look fine and then call them horrible names. She has looked ALOT worse in other photos!

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 10:44:32

33. She is what the definition of normal should be, not Kelly Clarkson. Clarkson is just overweight, sorry. Simpson looks lovely, just always vacant.

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 10:46:22

34. Looks pretty good to me. Little extra meat never hurt most of these Ho'wood skanks. I'd spray my warm jizz all over her fat titties while she cooed like a chipmunk in heat.

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 10:52:38

35. Dagnabbit Uncle Jed ! I done find the right woman for me !

    By Jethro Bodine, on December 1, 2009 12:43:33

36. Alert the Japanese whaling ships! There she blows !

    By Captain Ahab, on December 1, 2009 12:56:58

37. She looks damn good to me. She's thinner than before, but not as thin as she once was.
    
    I'd MUCH rather bang her than the titless sack of bones Miranda Kerr.

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 13:11:33

38. Is it just me or is that an odd smile on her face? Kind of nervous. Like she dropped her ass (which we all know she loves to do) and drew mud.

    By Anonymous, on December 1, 2009 13:52:00

39. Todd is right. She is chubby. It looks like she is celebrating her chubbiness by stuffing it into too tight, unflattering clothing and has given up trying to get in shape.

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 13:58:52

40. Another vote for "looking good, Jess." Just enough meat on dem bones.

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 14:17:42

41. Another vote for "looking good, Jess." Just enough meat on dem bones. Waifs suck.

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 14:17:55

42. She needs to do a sex tape, preferably with Emma Watson.

    By Daniel Magic Wand Radcliffe, on December 1, 2009 14:45:57

43. I really think its just an unfortunate choice of dress. Its hideously ugly and unflattering.

    By Sunny Day, on December 1, 2009 18:31:32

44. She doesn't look as big in that picture as when she was dating Romo. That dress is just all wrong for her. It belongs on a runway model (or someone that skinny), not a short woman with huge tits and short, muscular legs.

    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 18:44:43

45. She is definitely not fat. Needs to cut back on the eye shadow and makeup, though. Looks very attractive without all the makeup.

    By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 00:14:48

46. She hates entertaining now and is into her fragrance, clothing and another merchandising And.. She's worth over three hundred million.. so she can pretty much eat whatever the hell she wants to.. and enjoy her sisters good luck with no problems
    
    By anonymous, on December 1, 2009 10:24:28
    
    
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA riiiiiight...whatever. I'd still make her swallow though, she'd have to bathe first to take off the poppa Joe stank.

    By Steve Drill, on December 2, 2009 02:03:14

47. She is pretty. She is.TheKardashians are too. Get real. Jessica is not threathening, ntertianer like Tom Cruise, but just annonying in gueen like attitude, and acting dumb. She is childish and that is way people make fun of her.
    
    BTW,those don't make fun or her, have given her at least 75 million or more from buying her brand at alll major department stores.

    By Trail by Jury, on December 2, 2009 04:34:40