I think it shows she IS lyp-sinking (intended) if she was really singing she would've stopped briefly when she hit the floor, not a single stutter to be heard, at any of her concerts where she falls!
Actually, I was playing off *your* joke - which I thought was actually pretty funny in spite of the thoroughly played-out "wait, what?" cliche - in hopes that someone else would keep the bit going. But hey, clearly your cock is so enormous that there's not room for anyone else in here to say something similar to you, so you just keep on being the only funny person on the internet and I'll just back away so there's room for you and your massive e-penis. You have my sincerest apologies for appreciating your humor. I'll never do it again, I promise.
She's clearly NOT lip-synching because she doesn't sound that great at all. Still, she recovered pretty well from her fall. And it came at an appropriate point in the song, too.
However you want to make fun of her - she sings for real, dances for real and puts on a hell of a good show. People keep making fun of how she looks, she's a girl next door who disguise herself - she entertains! So because she doesn't have big fake boobs, a nose job and collagen lips then she's not "pretty"?
She's the next big thing and she's a genius for pulling it off at her young age.
She uses her 'fondness' for masks to cover up still-healing cosmetic surgeries. (ie: she was masked at the MTV VMAs, and the next time we saw her mask-free the 'Lady' looked entirely different than the 'Lady' in her older videos.)
18 Comments:
Leave Your CommentAt least she doesn't lipsynch like so many other 'singers'.
By SV, on December 17, 2009 05:27:05
At least she makes up for her lack of dance skill by being fucking hideous... wait, what?
By bobojuice, on December 17, 2009 06:01:49
At least she's smoking hot to make up for her lack of coordination... whoops, hang on.
By javajuice, on December 17, 2009 07:19:41
You know she must dick-slap some poor stage manager each time she hits the deck like that!!!
By fubar, on December 17, 2009 07:41:22
^ Nice job copying what I wrote, changing the wording so it makes no sense and generally looking like a douchetool.
By bobojuice, on December 17, 2009 08:47:57
I think it shows she IS lyp-sinking (intended) if she was really singing she would've stopped briefly when she hit the floor, not a single stutter to be heard, at any of her concerts where she falls!
By LolleyGagger, on December 17, 2009 10:21:31
Actually, I was playing off *your* joke - which I thought was actually pretty funny in spite of the thoroughly played-out "wait, what?" cliche - in hopes that someone else would keep the bit going. But hey, clearly your cock is so enormous that there's not room for anyone else in here to say something similar to you, so you just keep on being the only funny person on the internet and I'll just back away so there's room for you and your massive e-penis. You have my sincerest apologies for appreciating your humor. I'll never do it again, I promise.
By javajuice, on December 17, 2009 10:55:41
She's clearly NOT lip-synching because she doesn't sound that great at all. Still, she recovered pretty well from her fall. And it came at an appropriate point in the song, too.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 11:01:59
Think about it. Of course she didn't miss a beat, because she's used to being on her knees.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 18:33:41
Haha.
By oohyeaa, on December 17, 2009 18:51:09
bobjuice is an ass, you actually check back to see your own comment and other people's responses to it?
What a fag.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 19:10:38
#7 - great response.
By Red Cat, on December 17, 2009 22:33:04
"massive e-penis" heehee!!
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 23:49:09
should be called Lady Gag Gag
By anonymous, on December 18, 2009 03:04:14
However you want to make fun of her - she sings for real, dances for real and puts on a hell of a good show. People keep making fun of how she looks, she's a girl next door who disguise herself - she entertains! So because she doesn't have big fake boobs, a nose job and collagen lips then she's not "pretty"?
She's the next big thing and she's a genius for pulling it off at her young age.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2009 04:16:47
^ she's a genius for pulling it off at her young age
If s/he was such a genius, s/he should have pulled IT off earlier before the testosterone made him look like gargamel.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2009 05:49:02
15.
'Lady' Gaga has had nose jobS.
She uses her 'fondness' for masks to cover up still-healing cosmetic surgeries.
(ie: she was masked at the MTV VMAs, and the next time we saw her mask-free the 'Lady' looked entirely different than the 'Lady' in her older videos.)
Surely others have noticed her pattern....??
By joejoe, on December 18, 2009 09:35:51
My only criticism is she don't look tan enough. I like my girls a little more orange.
Okay I gotta go now and put more hair gel in.
By Vinnie, Street Corner, Queens, on December 18, 2009 13:01:10
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