79 Comments:

1. Crack is whack!

   By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 10:51:18

2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

   By KMB, on December 8, 2009 10:56:13

3. This seems too much like a dressier version of her real life; drugged out, unwashed, gritty and seedy. This is pretty much how I imagine her being all the time but with bigger losers and no costumes.
   
   Why is any one still reporting on this waster of space?

   By anon, on December 8, 2009 10:56:34

4. I hit it!

   By Tiger, on December 8, 2009 11:01:36

5. I'm so sick of this stupid bitch. She's so narcissistic that she feels everyone should know everything about her & be updated about what she's doing at all times, because she's "so important" and has "so many fans". Look at this pic; it's on the same level as the shauna sand porno film. "Look at me, I's can have sex!" Fucking whore...

   By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 11:02:42

6. Pfff. Photoshoots don't get more pretentious and stupid than this shit. Cover your wrinkly tits up and go home, Low-han.

   By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 11:03:55

7. That's not a real breast. It's a bug bite on a bump. Where's the areolae?

   By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 11:07:52

8. nice tits

   By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 11:08:51

9. #4 me too!! but i have to be high to do it!! cuz she's really looking like SHIT!

   By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 11:20:26

10. i agree with 7. fucked up nips.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 11:22:16

11. man she looks lie an old dishrag. how the old is she...48? Christ her freakishly orange mom looks younger

    By PK, on December 8, 2009 11:28:53

12. Too add to what #7 said, I am not sure the nip is centered around the areola. Maybe at one time they were, but they look pretty abused now...
    
    Definitely do not want...ugh...

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 11:30:34

13. #5, I disagree. Shauna Sands' sex tape at least has a modicum of production values. Lohan's just has "cum."
    
    What an ugly, unsexy ginger whore. That is all.

    By Storm, on December 8, 2009 11:34:01

14. ginger snaps, yay!
    
    ginger crack whores, boo!

    By gingerononymous, on December 8, 2009 12:03:29

15. I saw Dina Lohan from about 2 feet today...HAGGARD. Plastic surgeried to the gills. Ally Lohan is also quite unattractive.
    
    Lindsay's future is BLEAK.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 12:04:08

16. Um, Lindsay - YOU ARE A FAR CRY FROM PORTRAYING ANYTHING LIKE KATE MOSS AND JOHNY DEPP.
    
    Sorry. When they were a couple and took these shots your are trying your best to represent, - THEY WERE EFFORTLESSLY COOL and Completely Beautiful.
    
    You? YOU LOOK LIKE A CRACKED OUT, SEEDY WHORE.
    
    Sad, you couldn't even give up the drugs just for this one shoot? Its all in your eyes. Completely and utterly a druggie mess.
    
    Clean your act up, you're disgusting.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 12:10:18

17. So she refused to do playboy at one point because of what?? I mean we've seen the ginger snap, the titties and her red bum on kids choice awards...whats next? This makes no sense to me, all I know is this photoshoot smells like stale beer a smoked out dingy motel room and aquanet. Dont ask why the aquanet, it just does.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 12:10:21

18. if she would just gain back 20lbs an return to her red hair i would drill for oil in her ginger cavern!!!!

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 12:10:47

19. Is that supposed to be some kind of art? Anyway, two observations.
    
    1) She looks like she's on heavy drugs.
    2) That guy is so gay.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 12:12:31

20. It's really just very sad.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 12:20:21

21. You can file this in the "I saw this coming years ago" pile.
    
    She'll be dead by 27 from an OD.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 12:29:26

22. Won't even click on that whore...I guess with all the Tiger stuff she needs some attention again. I thought she would be dead by now...at least I hoped...

    By HungWang, on December 8, 2009 12:34:33

23. Todd, don't you dare leave this skanky whore up as the last post your faithful readers have to see first upon checking for new posts. Can't you find something a little easier on the eyes for your last post of the day...something like a hairy Robin Williams eating a bucket of KFC naked on the toilet, or a photo of Kelly Clarkson eating a twinkie in a bikini?

    By Disgruntled IDLYITW reader, on December 8, 2009 12:49:46

24. wow what a horrible set of photos

    By Annie Leibovitz, on December 8, 2009 12:57:23

25. Some of the pictures of Lilo are pretty but, The bare breasted thing only worked for Kate Moss because she was flat chested. The whole attempt at nudity for, "artisitic integrity" does not work for girls with huge saggy boobs. Also, the guy in the pic looks like he's trying way to hard to channel Johhny Depp. It's really distracting. All around Epic Failure!

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 12:58:11

26. I think the guy is hot...too skinny but a pretty face. Prettier than Lindsay. I hope that marker on the pretty boy washed off easily.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 12:59:29

27. Implants.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 13:02:12

28. She has the ugliest nipples.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 13:02:48

29. The only job she can get is doing nude pics and she's not even 30 yet. Great career Linds.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 13:06:45

30. FAIL!

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 13:07:11

31. Completely tragic. The drugs have completely fried her brain - because if she wasn't cracked out all of the time there is no way she would be doing this kind of thing. The drugs have also ruined her looks - she looks washed up and twice her age. Her parents should be absolutely ashamed of themselves - Lindsay's an adult but I think her lack of morals and self-control comes from her fucked up family.

    By Samantha, on December 8, 2009 13:36:07

32. I would have the sex with her.

    By Corky Life Goes On Kid, on December 8, 2009 13:47:49

33. Gross. Not at all hot.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 14:03:39

34. Cute rear end on the guy, in pic 9. Otherwise, Lindsay Lohan looks like a hagged out middle-aged barfly.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 14:29:09

35. I don't care what the hell anyone says, I'd fuck the living daylights out of her.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 14:37:00

36. This looks like LiLo's daily life, or what she'll have soon: grimy nasty cheap hotel rooms, unwashed bodies, ciggies, emotionless drug-fueled rumpypumpy from dudes she doesn't even know, and being so whacked out that she doesn't notice her assflaps are hanging out.
    
    I'd hit that... with a lump of plastic explosive.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 15:02:03

37. What a nasty ass bitch...

    By Eddie W., on December 8, 2009 15:11:46

38. Another year and she'll be blowing guys for sandwiches.

    By Elvis the Fucking King Presley, on December 8, 2009 15:22:59

39. Jesus. I hope that poor bastard on top of her duct-taped a sandwich baggie over his lunchbox.

    By JAC, on December 8, 2009 15:36:48

40. Verysad.This girl was so pretty and talented asanactress.
    Her looks are gone. She is just searching all around the world for anything,anybody. Drugs. parents whpo used her as a payday and as tool for their own fame.
    THose pictures are ugly. They are soft porn with a gay guy. They are not artistic. What makes something artistic.They have no purpose.
    Frances Farmer, here comes Lynsday Lohan

    By Frances Farmer, on December 8, 2009 15:44:50

41. Getting paid to spread your legs for a total stranger while another total stranger takes pictures pretty much makes you a whore right?

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 15:48:33

42. That's funny, 34. That guy looks like has a rope burn induced mad yeast infection in his ass crack.
    
    Are you serious?
    
    

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 15:56:18

43. If she could pull her head out her ass, get cleaned up and stay that way she would be back on top in a big way... a true Hollywood starlet. But it starts with her and if she'd rather self-destruct than change its just a matter of time before she ends up dead. It's really sad cause she was on the verge of being a mega-star. I miss "Mean Girls" Lindsay, hottest thing on the planet at the time. She needs to stop bullsh*tting and Get Some Help Now!

    By DSG2012, on December 8, 2009 15:57:56

44. I fuck the shit out of her, I'd have to wear the bottom half of a Hazmat suit, but I'd fuck the shit out of her.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 16:12:54

45. If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out; cocaine.
    If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
    
    When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
    If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
    
    If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
    Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back; cocaine.
    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
    
    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 16:34:09

46. Lindsay, you don't have to put on the red light
    Those days are over
    You don't have to sell your body to the night
    Lindsay, you don't have to wear that dress tonight
    Walk the streets for money
    You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right
    
    Lindsay, you don't have to put on the red light
    Lindsay, you don't have to put on the red light
    Put on the red light, put on the red light
    Put on the red light, put on the red light
    Put on the red light, oh
    
    I loved you since I knew ya
    I wouldn't talk down to ya
    I have to tell you just how I feel
    I won't share you with another boy
    I know my mind is made up
    So put away your make up
    Told you once I won't tell you again it's a bad way
    
    Lindsay, you don't have to put on the red light
    Lindsay, you don't have to put on the red light
    You don't have to put on the red light
    Put on the red light, put on the red light

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 16:38:02

47. I can smell her chlamydia from here. Think pepperjack meets puppy-mill.
    
    Seriously, the only reason to have sex with Lohan would be to cum in her hair. So you could hear her scream trying to brush it out a minute later.

    By Ragno, on December 8, 2009 16:41:29

48. Good lord. who has tits that saggy in their 20s? wear a fucking bra you retard.

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 17:58:45

49. LINDSAY...I see she's working her way up to PLAYBOY!

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 18:41:11

50. Blohan be damned! Those are amazing pics of nekid Sam Ronson next to her!
    
    Sam is far more feminine than I ever dreamed.

    By Captain Sarcasticus, on December 8, 2009 19:00:31

51. I'm embarrassed for her. The only talent she has, is the talent of still being able to take a shit every 5th day.

    By Kimberly , on December 8, 2009 20:21:04

52. I would fuck her like there is no tomorrow if I could.
    I don't care how slut, whore, addict, stupid, whatever she might be, I wouldn't even pause to think it,

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 20:43:46

53. So much hate.
    
    The poor kid clearly has issues. It's bad enough that the cunts in charge of the shoot airbrushed her freckles. Now, you twats want to drive her to destroy herself.
    
    Eat shit, every one of you. Before she got off track, you loved everything she did. Even the Disney shit.

    By Rick Sparks, on December 8, 2009 20:47:39

54. They always say they're redoing some artistic thing. Well, maybe it's time for Lins to start paying homage to some of the great porno films of all time.
    
    She can start with "Anal Cum Sluts 23" or do some hot lezbo action with me.

    By Kay Taboo Parker, on December 8, 2009 21:57:34

55. Isn't she supposed to be on probation? That jugde is looking like a fool, slap her drugging ass in jail/rehab you whimp!

    By Holland, on December 8, 2009 22:03:40

56. Poor thing. I really hope she gets better. At this point I think even becoming a Jesus freak would be a massive improvement. Fuck it, someone get Joel Osteen on the line, stat!

    By anonymous, on December 8, 2009 23:03:04

57. Typical. She always finds a new low.

    By Jan, on December 9, 2009 00:13:54

58. Am I the only one who thought the guy in the first two pictures was a girl with cute short hair. Then I realised it was actually a guy...I think I'd like the pictures more if she took them with a girl instead. Picture 4 is very hot :D

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 00:51:21

59. Ah, gross!!!!! D:

    By SNAFU, on December 9, 2009 01:31:36

60. I'm not sure they could pay me enough hazardous duty pay to touch her.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 02:16:02

61. It's official: She's a loser. She probably has deluded herself into thinking that this pic is "edgy". Someone should tell her that looking like a 40 year old cracked out low rent porn star isn't edgy it's PATHETIC. No one is ever going to hire her again. Except Vivid.

    By Rabbitt, on December 9, 2009 02:45:10

62. It must be Michael Lohan's birthday!

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 02:59:37

63. When all else fails, do some coke, take your clothes off and have some photographer take crappy photos of you. She's a dimwit.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 03:03:42

64. She looks like the hooker that I saw one time at my local "nice & naughty" shop. There's a seedy hotel next door and one time this wore-out whore came over to buy some lube and toys for a customer she was servicing. She looked like Lindsay does now. Except with more piercings, but the likeness was dead on.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 05:10:27

65. The guy looks like a skinny Tobey Macguire to me...

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 05:45:08

66. She looks like she's a dead lay.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 06:05:34

67. I LOVE me some La Lohan..even with her crazy, delusional antics.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 06:42:20

68. Isn't this the opening scene from Shit Bangers #24, also featured in Cum Glazed Bimbos #300?

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 07:00:20

69. What'd they do? Go in her house, replace her crack dealer sex buddy with a model and then take pictures? She probably looks exactly like that, cigarette in hand and all, when she'd drugged out fucking anything with a penis.

    By Ash, on December 9, 2009 07:13:27

70. Why did she have to lose all that weight and do drugs?! She was so hot before, like in mean girls.
    
    My penis is sad :(

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 07:28:13

71. I think it is safe to say the milk has gone bad.

    By Cluis, on December 9, 2009 09:15:18

72. Wow. I used to be her biggest defender. I had hope for her. So sad.

    By Willa Dodge, on December 9, 2009 11:20:37

73. This bitch just grosses me the fuck out, she's the last of the four Hollywood whore's man to straighten up her life and become a quasi honest woman.

    By Dick Face, on December 9, 2009 12:48:54

74. She doesn't look a day over 45.

    By Michael Lohan, on December 9, 2009 15:02:45

75. I was wondering if you'd find those in that link i sent you... You're welcome =)
    ps she's too scrawny

    By Todd's Giraffe tamer, on December 9, 2009 20:37:17

76. Nice!

    By W.I.W, on December 12, 2009 19:36:29

77. My my, why do some people even feel the need to reply? Ah, ok, right, it's the internet, you DO need to reply on everything there is...
    
    I think she's still cute...
    (Then again I'm from Holland and I do drugs for breakfast :). Darn closed minded people sometimes)

    By FX, on December 13, 2009 09:31:21

78. EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! I'm especially grossed out by the photo of her fun bag (or lack thereof) hanging lifelessly out of her jacket.

    By No I will not have sex with your daughter, on December 20, 2009 13:44:16

79. EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! I'm especially grossed out by the photo of her fun bag (or lack thereof) hanging lifelessly out of her jacket.

    By No I will not have sex with your daughter, on December 20, 2009 13:44:25