101 Comments:

1. As a female I think its kind of sexy.

   By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 19:43:10

2. Lindsay should be aware that smoking in bed is a fire hazard.

   By Anne Boolean, on December 9, 2009 19:49:05

3. So basically it was a hardcore smoking ad? That's what I got out of it anyway. The song was sexy but the film was not. Now excuse me while I go take a cold shower to wash away my shame.

   By Apostrophe, on December 9, 2009 19:53:16

4. How utterly banal.

   By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 19:56:52

5. wtf...

   By not medicated, on December 9, 2009 19:57:56

6. Loved it. Makes me want a ciggie

   By wookie, on December 9, 2009 20:05:50

7. Not that bad, but she should change her hair color back to red.

   By pretty young girl, on December 9, 2009 20:08:42

8. As a male I think Lohan is pretty ugly.

   By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 20:32:49

9. This reminds me of me and nik...minus the smoking and Nik being a whole hell of a lot less gay. I want some pussy licking action

   By Todd's Giraffe Tamer, on December 9, 2009 20:38:16

10. Urgh why anyone would choose to smoke in this day and age, when we have all the facts...
    
    Idiots.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 20:54:15

11. So, then...smoking is cool? What a retarded cig ad. It wasn't even about 'sex'...just smoking. Ya know, in black and white and when the camera pans out pretty far at the end, LoHo almost looks ... hot? You almost can't tell that up close she's a freckled crackhead trailer park reject.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 21:41:15

12. I hope they paid the gay looking guy a bunch of money to risk infection like that. As far as smoking goes, it is just another self destructive addiction on her idiot list. Really, it's OK. the world has too many people anyway so if all the stupid ones want to kill themselves sucking cigarettes it's fine by me. I'll even light it for ya.

    By Underpants Gnome, on December 9, 2009 22:18:17

13. Okay...

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 22:41:38

14. Throw a beer at it

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 22:44:12

15. I suppose Sam will lock her out of the house again because of this.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 23:33:46

16. As much as I'd love to fuck those tits, I'd have to pass. She looks like a virus infected zombie.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 23:37:30

17. I want to see the unedited version where they have to keep waking her up with smelling salts when she passes out.

    By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 23:53:32

18. That is the first time I have seen smoking look so unglamorous and not in any remote way appealing. Lindsay is a walking ad for the dangers of what smoking does to your skin. Gross.
    How ugly.

    By Willa Dodge, on December 10, 2009 00:10:53

19. actually...not that bad...the music was sexy...more gg action, less smoking - would have been perfect.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 01:43:36

20. She should go back to red and grow out her bush and stop smoking and then it would have been sexy.

    By Lkl, on December 10, 2009 02:00:29

21. Skank - she need a good bath and some sun.
    
    Fame whore will realise she gets publicity from this, so probably the start of a flourishing porn career

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 02:09:32

22. I will pass on watching the video. If I want to see a sexy vid, I will watch Jenna Haze.

    By Leif, on December 10, 2009 02:12:26

23. She and this gay dude are the furthest thing from Johnny Depp and Kate back in the day. They were effortlessly cool. They didn't have to try, they just were. Some people just have it.....
    
    Lindsay comes off looking like a skank in a dirty room with a nicotine habit. Sad thing is she's obviously so high you can see it in her eyes. Get it together. I mean ANYONE can look like this after an evening at a NYC lounge. Nothing new, just skank.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 02:14:41

24. i'd still do her

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 02:26:28

25. They failed at making that guy look straight. And yeah the smoking thing is old... No you don't look cool doing it. You look like a toolbag... and you smell like shit. Have fun, smoke another one douche.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 02:34:46

26. Her skin looks terrible. She looks 45 years old.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 02:36:11

27. What the fuck was that shit?

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 02:47:01

28. Might have actually been sexy if not for all those cancer sticks. Oh well...

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 02:48:52

29. IT'S NOT PORN! IT'S ART DAMN IT!!!!
    
    
    Wait....no....it's porn. Just really really bad porn. My bad.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 02:55:52

30. She is a natural for the part of crackwhore hooker! Other than that I have used dishrags in my kitchen I would rather rub on myself than THAT!

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 03:26:34

31. Waste of money, and film!

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 03:30:03

32. As a bisexual female, I think she's gross...and I need to take a shower now after watching that, because I feel dirty.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 03:34:09

33. They look like gay junkies. Not sexy at all. Human ashtrays.

    By Donkey Punch, on December 10, 2009 03:37:52

34. That should come with a warning from the surgeon general.

    By Muffy, on December 10, 2009 03:38:07

35. Wow that crack house has some really pretty gay guys hanging around it.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 03:48:31

36. That was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen, and I've watched the Vern Troyer sex tape!

    By Wink, on December 10, 2009 03:49:36

37. I am confused by that. What was it for? The new season of Intervention?

    By bi chick, on December 10, 2009 03:55:09

38. 
    Didn't they have a budget for makeup? I know 50-year-olds with nicer skin!

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 03:59:04

39. Best she's looked in years.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 04:04:36

40. I wonder how many cartons of smokes she went through for this shoot. Even the Marlboro Man would say "Jesus, girl! Take it easy on the cigarettes!". Was this thing produced by Phillip Morris? Bottom line, she's just gross.

    By Santos, on December 10, 2009 04:05:20

41. Does anyone watch that show "Intervention"? Remember "Christy"? That's Lindsay in like 6 months! Youtube it!!!

    By Rabbitt, on December 10, 2009 04:05:32

42. Guess you don't watch a lot of porn, huh?

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 04:05:45

43. this is stupid. and whats worse is if you replace Lindsay with Gaga you'd have Perez Hilton and a thousand other idiots claiming it to be brilliant, deep art.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 04:12:39

44. The problem is that she isn't attractive enough for porn. She already has that "meth look" that chicks in county jail get after they've used too many stimulants, smoked too many cigarettes and had their pussies punched by too many sleezy men. Then again, maybe the semen can reverse the premature aging of her skin.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 04:22:50

45. Not just smoking, smoking in black and white. That makes it art, you see.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 04:31:22

46. I wish my parties were like that...

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 04:31:42

47. If she had had red hair, I would have forgiven this and probably liked it.
    
    I'm a suck for the ginge even if she's a crackhead.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 04:38:27

48. OMG I feel so sorry for that guy's boyfriend. "You were simulating sex with WHO??"
    Time to get tested, buddy!

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 04:40:52

49. hahaha @ all of this ^...why in the fuck were t hey smoking so much?! i dont get it... that guy was hot tho...and lindsay is one big freckle!

    By sommer, on December 10, 2009 05:05:40

50. I'd pity her if she wasn't such a self-entitled twat.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 05:08:03

51. wow.. .i can't believe ppl think smoking is sexy. Especially when this "chick" is the one doing it. She's not sexy, nor is smoking, end of story. Somebody tried waaaay too hard with this one...

    By Colleen, on December 10, 2009 05:17:29

52. She really need mental assessment, a fucked up brain.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 05:19:36

53. STOP calling TRASH as ART.
    Pure and simple, she is whoring herself for attention and money.
    there is no art in such cheap act.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 05:21:40

54. Yikes.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 05:30:01

55. Can you say breath mint please?!? Who in their right mind would want to fuck that chimney? NASTY.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 05:37:32

56. Yawn.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 06:15:29

57. I'll bet that Forrest Gump would have said "She tasted like an ashtray."

    By jeditemple, on December 10, 2009 06:27:24

58. is she selling botox? Lip injections? this is very unclear. Valtrex? she used to be SO hot. This video 3 years ago would have been hot.

    By gina marie :), on December 10, 2009 06:28:32

59. First, there was more smoking than sex. Second, the guy was preetier than Lindsay so I think slap a wig on him and get a hot manly dude and you'd have a much better sex scene. Third, boring as shit I made it through a minute.
    
    They made smoking so fucking ugly. I'm a former smoker that quit and it didn't make me want to light up that's how bad it was ...

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 06:38:38

60. was that an advert for cigs or for eyeliner? either way, i'm not buying. the sad bit is that she can't even "act" convincingly when she's playing the role of herself!

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 06:55:39

61. There's nothing as sexy as the leathery skin of a 23-year-old chain smoker.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 07:06:50

62. A tobacco company should hire her as their public rep! Bleh. Oh, and the pretty boy isn't gay, according to other gossip sites, but some model contest winner LL is fucking to make Sam jealous. Because he is prettier than Sam?

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 07:14:09

63. Wonder how many cigarettes had to be smoked before they were done. Gah it was all "light up" pause "light up" pause.
    
    However, the guy was hot.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 07:19:25

64. Turns our the boy model has a girlfriend back in Nashville. Guess I should write had, after Lindsay got her dirty little claws into him.
    http://nymag.com/fashion/09/spring/54321/
    

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 07:30:05

65. I post sarcastic comments here all the time, but I am so happy to see all of the anti-smoking comments. It really gives me hope. And the comment about Jenna Haze was cool too. I spank watching her all the time.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 07:46:30

66. whack

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 07:54:51

67. Maybe they can use this as an anti-smoking ad. Pay her to go into a coughing spasm and spit out a hunk of diseased lung for the ending.

    By Underpants Gnome, on December 10, 2009 08:34:45

68. its this a tobacco company ad?, WTF!!

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 08:39:40

69. Jesus - who the hell thinks this is remotely sexy? It's just a cokewhore desperate for money. She looks atrocious and like she needs a bath.

    By Samantha, on December 10, 2009 08:40:50

70. I can't imagine how bad that room smelled.

    By Dana, on December 10, 2009 08:42:16

71. can someone tell me what's the name of the song please?

    By pixie, on December 10, 2009 08:44:13

72. Zombie bitch needs to smoke way more.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 09:08:53

73. Easily America's reigning Queen Skank, just a total mess from top to bottom.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 09:42:21

74. How is acting like a coke whore on a weekend drug and sex binge different from her normal activities? This is sure to get you more work, Linds!

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 10:16:26

75. How much did they paid him??
    

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 10:24:16

76. About the grossest thing in this world to me is a woman smoking!!!

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 10:49:09

77. Haha at the Right At Your Door refernce. I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 11:09:03

78. i didnt realize tripping out from heroin, coke or whatever the hell it is shes on and breathing in cigerette after cigerette was a symbol for sexiness.
    
    i feel terrible for her because she doesnt realize how low she has sunk

    By virgo, on December 10, 2009 11:30:22

79. what is the song?

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 11:33:21

80. Poor Lindsay. First she imitates Marilyn - badly. Now she imitiates Madonna's SEX - very very badly.
    Tonight on VH1 - Where Are They Now?
    Former child star Lindsay Lohan.
    Where is she know?
    kneeling in front of you, blowing you for $10 for her next rock.
    P.S. wear 2 condoms.

    By Rick, on December 10, 2009 11:53:39

81. I bet her twat tastes like ashes and fish.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 12:39:59

82. could do with out all the smoking, but i would still tear that up!

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 12:40:13

83. How fun for LiLo to have a gay 16-year-old lying on top of her!

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 12:49:48

84. There's two kinds of guys that wouldn't have sex with Lindsay Lohan: Liars and Queers.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 14:10:42

85. She should really just call Vivid and say, "Show me a contract!"
    She is vividly ready.

    By Vegas, on December 10, 2009 14:16:11

86. Lindsay,
    Me love you long time.

    By Tiger's Woody, on December 10, 2009 14:35:02

87. id still titty fuck the shit out of her

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 15:18:50

88. Lilo would love to be a 2nd "Madonna", but hell, she even has not half the class, and certainly less than 3rd of the brain.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 15:43:37

89. She could be the first $1m porn star. Porn has been waiting for someone to cross over for a long time.
    
    Everybody I know would fuck her.
    

    By Ron Jeremy, on December 10, 2009 15:46:02

90. and JUST in time for the holidays.
    Nothin' but some wholesome family fun here.
    All i want for christmas is a packet o'sharpies and some good ol' Marlboro lights, please.
    
    I'm smokin Santa up for the holidays. Get ready to film it, Lindsey.

    By Jordan Remmes, on December 10, 2009 17:12:17

91. #89 you need to get some new friends.

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 18:37:16

92. Lindsay - Go away already - you are just embarrassing yourself by trying too hard to be something else. Nothing - Nothing you can do is going to remake you anymore..and please all that pouting is just making me want to vomit. OFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 18:55:04

93. That was one of the best anti everything Videos ever made.
    
    Don't smoke or...you could end up like LILO
    Don't give up a great movie career or...
    Don't do drugs or...
    Don't let a naked man snort cocain off you boobs or...

    By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 20:19:07

94. Is this supposed to be glamourous?
    
    Crack heads in Liverpool do this shit everyday after claiming benefits... they just don't film it and put it on the internet.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 02:24:19

95. I'd rather lick an ashtray and fuck a skunk.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 06:20:58

96. I love smoking/ smokers but this was too much even for me. Nobody "sexily" blows tobacco smoke in someone else's face, just doesn't happen. Making art requires some life experience and not just 23 years of self- entitled fakery.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 11:14:36

97. I love smoking/ smokers but this was too much even for me. Nobody "sexily" blows tobacco smoke in someone else's face, just doesn't happen. Making art requires some life experience and not just 23 years of self- entitled fakery.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 11:14:41

98. That was the GAYEST of GAY...I hate it when directors/actors try SO HARD to achieve art...UGH. Her freckles all over her pasty white flesh makes my skin crawl...She is so "crsuty/skaky"....I could banter on and on....

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 19:39:39

99. thxs blohan now i have eye herpes!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on December 14, 2009 07:30:58

100. God this is so fucking sad. She is obviously so enamored of herself and dying to do porn but Playboy probably won't pay her the ridiculous amount she's asked so she's doing it on the cheap in the name of "art" being able to watch herself be fawned over. I bet she has this vid playing in the background 24/7 for the next year at every party she's at. Also? That other chick is way hotter.

     By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 10:22:20

101. This is her warm-up stunt.Lindsay is only getting ready for Playboy.

     By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 07:47:03