62 Comments:

1. Still kinda hot even without the makeup if you ask me. I would still hit it. But only if she does ass to mouth. If not, that is a deal breaker.

   By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 04:32:39

2. if i wernt already married id sure as hell marry her!

   By joe simpson, on December 24, 2009 04:43:23

3. Dude, everyone gets fat over the holidays and when you're the height of the folks in the Lollipop Guild, it shows even quicker. It's not like she's out on a stage or in a movie (or doing anything) so just lay off and let her have her cheesecake.

   By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 04:44:57

4. Man, this chick would never get my dark meat. She needs to lose weight, dress better and just smile. Smile, damnit. Frowning just adds years that don't need to be there -- and cum just gets stuck in the wrinkles.

   By Sevenmack, on December 24, 2009 04:45:37

5. Not the worst pictures I've ever seen of her, and I dig curvyness, but the neediness - dealbreaker.

   By Meander, on December 24, 2009 04:55:45

6. Are those strategically placed zips on her jacket for easy nipple access by any chance?
   
   For the love of all that is holy, Simpson..where's your Christmas spirit? Get your kit off and shoot for something like Black & White magazine before it all goes south. DO NOT DO PLAYBOY (unless it's the Brazilian edition) because they will fuck it all up.

   By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 04:56:25

7. You answered your own question Todd. Man.

   By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 05:01:31

8. C'mon, she's a better looking tranny than Lady GagGag.

   By Chucky, on December 24, 2009 05:21:56

9. she is STUPID, which is why she is single. she looks fine without makeup- she is a naturally pretty girl.
   
   Jeez.

   By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 05:37:35

10. She doesn't have a gut and her tits are probably still amazing looking. No guy looking at these pictures wouldn't bang the living hell out of her. That doesn't mean she's a natural beauty though.

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 05:48:25

11. I think she looks really pretty. :)

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 05:51:43

12. Look at that fucking emerald! Holy Shit!

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 06:04:32

13. Her being a nymphomaniac in bed & likes anal sex should help her too but then that's why she goes from tree to tree so much. Whoda thought her baby sis would be the family one. That being said -I'D STILL HIT THAT!!! GOTTA DO THE MOTORBOAT ON THEM BREASTEST!!!.

    By LolleyGagger, on December 24, 2009 06:04:48

14. Hey Tiger hit that wouldn't you.

    By Amazing Larry, on December 24, 2009 06:06:34

15. I think Jessica Simpson looks great without makeup! Totally hot!

    By Midlife Bachelor, on December 24, 2009 06:16:10

16. I think she looks just fine. I'd certainly fuck her. Not that one has anything to do with the other mind you.

    By coolpapa, on December 24, 2009 06:35:12

17. I see nothing wrong with how she looks in these pictures. MOST guys would be trying to score her if she was talking to them. It's not like many guys that crap on her in these blogs would turn her down if she was face to face. She's not a bad looking girl. And she's not "fat" like most people try and say she is. There's only a very select few that even have a girlfriend that looks as good as she does.

    By Ted, on December 24, 2009 07:05:44

18. SUNGLASSES!!!!!! quick! put on the sunglasses!!!

    By gigi, on December 24, 2009 07:06:36

19. Does she have money or something?
    
    'Cause my 35-year-old unemployed brother-in-law, who lives with his parents, could use a sugar mama.
    
    And judging from the cock-blocking I've had to do to him over the past dozen years with assorted bar skanks, Ms. Simpson would be quite the upgrade for him.
    
    As long as she'd tolerate his penchant for Asian DP porn movies (as frequently left in the family room DVD player).

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 07:14:06

20. yeah,she's a real porker,huh? ;) gimme a break! just because she isn't some 90 lb. underwear model with no chest and the figure of a 14 year old,doesn't mean she's overweight lol.

    By steve_b, on December 24, 2009 07:20:29

21. don't knock it 'till u try it, fat girls give good head!

    By meatierthanyurmother, on December 24, 2009 07:33:36

22. i'd hit those DD's

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 08:08:11

23. She dresses terrible at time and she's short so any weight gain is going to show. She's still better looking than most people, don't believe me, just go to the nearest mall and look around.

    By KLJ, on December 24, 2009 08:31:22

24. I bet she carries on conversations with her dildo.

    By Lips, on December 24, 2009 08:38:08

25. Should be titled "How is this man still single?"
    
    Jessica Manjaw

    By Lonsen, on December 24, 2009 08:56:22

26. bitch needs to learn how to dress herself. school marm is not hot.

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 08:59:13

27. The reason that Jessica Simpson can't find a husband (or even a long term boyfriend) is simple:
    
    her father will only permit her to date other celebrities; if she was willing to date an average joe she'd be just fine

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 09:08:44

28. No-talent McBumpy Nose looks fug

    By anon, on December 24, 2009 09:10:30

29. She doesn't look bad at all, better than a lot of celebs without makeup that's for sure. Her problem is her lack of intelligence, that is a turn off to any guy with serious intentions. Go back to school Jess.

    By Rabbitt, on December 24, 2009 09:26:34

30. If Tiger DIDN'T hit that then you know there must be something wrong with her...because we've all seen how skan/fug the girls Tiger has banged.
    
    With that said. Perhaps Jess and Jenn should make a Facebook group titled "The Desparate Single Girls That Once Dated John Mayer Because We Are Desparate and NOBODY Wants Us"...

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 09:44:48

31. Hey Todd, usually if you date a girl for more than a month you evenatually see her without makeup. Once you finally get to that stage with someone you might want to update this post.

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 11:01:36

32. Hey now, I'm a paraplegic, were not the needy ones, it's those lazy ass quadriplegics that are needy, get your facts straight.

    By Trax, on December 24, 2009 11:02:27

33. Over-protected fathers fuck it up for all girls looking for someone they want. So the girls end up screwed up in the head needy & alone.
    Over-protected parents screw up more kids emotionally than not.

    By Amazing Larry, on December 24, 2009 13:05:43

34. She looks much better without make up.

    By SNAFU, on December 24, 2009 13:07:06

35. she might be getting pudgy but you can be damn sure she didnt do her xmas shopping at wal-mart like most of her haters did

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 13:09:29

36. #30 LLLLLMAO

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 13:10:05

37. I'd hit that 50 times this side of Sunday.... Mmmm Boooobies.

    By Boobinator, on December 24, 2009 13:12:51

38. Most other blogs show the smiling Jessica picture from this same day and this site has to show the worst photo taken of the group. Nah no biased media here. Jessica smiles in almost all pics taken of her, so don't her for not smiling, the third pic shows her smiling.
    
    C'mon!!!

    By A man named GOB, on December 24, 2009 13:14:37

39. She's an ugly,stupid bitch. End of story.

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 16:36:50

40. #32 FTW if he's really a paraplegic.
    
    A sense of humor will get you everywhere in life, my friend...

    By dickhead, on December 24, 2009 18:05:09

41. Skinny for a Texan. What a fat state.

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 18:19:54

42. She must have stopped using that Proactiv crap because her skin is pretty bad. I guess she has a naturally fat face because the rest of her doesn't look that big.

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 20:03:52

43. #38 its " A magician named GOB" :D One of my fav. lines to quote out of no where. AD for life!

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 20:23:50

44. She's gorgeous. Like Christina Hendricks, Jessica Simpson is what a WOMAN looks like. So sorry she don't look like an anorexic death camp escapee y'all.

    By erect@hardon.cum, on December 24, 2009 20:26:14

45. I thought she was dating Billy Corgan. Not anymore?
    
    I think I'm starting to feel sorry for her.

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 22:19:00

46. I'm a girl who thought Jessica Simpson was plain-looking even in her peak, but I know for a fact she looks way better without makeup than most women. Even women who look way better than her with makeup on, like Heidi Klum.

    By anonymous, on December 25, 2009 03:54:18

47. she is sooooo banging her own dad

    By anonymous, on December 25, 2009 04:57:23

48. I can't stand what a moron she is. Having said that Jessica Simpson has always been a natural beauty.

    By anonymous, on December 25, 2009 06:28:05

49. I think she actually looks better without all the make-up. She could really add a little making to her, but tone it down a bit from her usual and look hot. I dig that she's out in public without it. The Kardashian whore looks like she's wearing 6 pounds of makeup and looks butt fucking ugly without it.

    By anonymous, on December 25, 2009 18:07:46

50. She should go to Germany. Wouldn't they love her?

    By Thrack Vroom, on December 25, 2009 22:57:11

51. Who are you kidding... she's still hot!

    By anonymous, on December 26, 2009 06:14:58

52. What is with the black fingernail polish? Who came up with idea that looks good? Other than that, she's OK looking.

    By anonymous, on December 26, 2009 13:48:22

53. Who are you kidding... she's still stupid!

    By anonymous, on December 26, 2009 14:02:11

54. Her face doesn't look half bad, and she still has amazing tits. If only she had 1/2 a brain, lost her fat ass and wasn't so incredibly clingy & emotionally immature. Nothing like a clingy stupid fatass to turn a guy on...

    By anonymous, on December 26, 2009 18:01:13

55. She looks like she just got done doing anal for three days.

    By anonymous, on December 26, 2009 21:04:05

56. "because I'm pretty sure I'd be ran over by a knight on a white horse" That would be "run" not "ran"...

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2009 02:18:26

57. #55 - LOLOLOLAHAHHAH...HILARIOUS.

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2009 12:17:31

58. Still better than what I got at home.

    By anonymous, on December 27, 2009 15:15:24

59. I would love to see what the women look like that guys that post on here bang in real life...
    
    Guessing by the fact that they are grown "straight" men commenting on a celebrity gossip site probably way worse looking women than Jessica Simpson

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 07:29:04

60. I think she's beautiful w/o makeup.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 15:23:36

61. I bet going out without makeup is part of her own character building at this stage in her life; she seems to be facing a catch 30. Look at all that she accomplished before she turns 30. She is impressive and gorgeous, even more so without makeup.

    By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 17:05:10

62. I don't know why she gets so much hate. At least she's not a narcissistic drug addled slut like either paris or lilo. She's just your basic not to bright texas blonde who would make a good wife and mother.

    By jojo, on January 3, 2010 18:53:16