29 Comments:

1. "all I want for xmas are some womanly hips" --perfection in need of a sammich

   By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 07:57:14

2. She looks too skinny in beach pics. Eat something girl!

   By dutchgirl, on December 23, 2009 08:02:51

3. By perfect, you must mean she is as flat as a 12-year old Phillipino boy? Meh...

   By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 08:05:18

4. Were the hell are her tits?!

   By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 08:10:00

5. nothing special, she needs to eat more

   By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 08:14:36

6. Pretty girl. Shame about those ugly fucking tattoos.

   By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 08:26:05

7. I'm not normally one to swoon over "supermodels," but her smile just makes me feel like I'm rolling around in a basket of kittens. I mean, not like I'm mooshing them or anything, but in a good way. I like kittens. I imagine that nuzzling Alessandra's hair would be like playing with kittens, not mooshing them. All warm and soft and fuzzy.
   
   Oh, hey baby. What's that? Oh, I'm just talkin... no, I'm *not* a furry! I JUST LIKE KITTENS!
   
   Dammit.

   By Hey! I think I'm single again!, on December 23, 2009 08:26:56

8. Must...not...masturbate...at...work...

   By Sucking Titties Penis in Butt Guy, on December 23, 2009 08:32:26

9. FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

   By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 09:02:46

10. Looks like she's still hanging on to some of that baby weight.

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 09:50:35

11. This is supposed to be sexy???

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 10:08:51

12. I'm with everyone else...too thin and has man-hands.

    By AJB, on December 23, 2009 10:32:25

13. Fuck christmas.

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 10:35:18

14. Todd's Xmas gift to all the readers of this site is stopping the endless Megan Fox posts. What a relief!
    Obviously Todd has overcome his Megan "issues". Now he has to work on the superego.
    That will be $80 Todd and see you next Thursday.
    

    By Siggy Freud, on December 23, 2009 10:45:00

15. she needs to grow an ass into those panties.

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 11:36:42

16. nice body...for a 10 year old asian boy

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 12:06:33

17. Perfect? Are you nuckin futs?

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 12:35:28

18. how do you get to be a "legendary piece of ass" when you got no tits OR ass? damn woman, eat something.

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 13:20:57

19. she is extremely gorgeous
    
    ... and i am a fudge-packing hot dog hider who decides these things

    By hotdogononymous, on December 23, 2009 13:34:27

20. Those Vic Secret bras must be miracle makers 'cause she's much smaller than what you see in the VS adds/shows.
    
    Love how she pretends to eat in pic 10, ha ha...

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 14:48:53

21. are you guys kidding?? she looks like a very pretty guy... and that little lip curl she does makes her look like she's horny... also she really needs to have a burger or something-- just 10 lbs & she'll be good to go... She IS beautiful, but the dude I met in Iceland who could be her twin with red hair was beautiful too lol

    By gigi, on December 23, 2009 15:22:31

22. Well, she's OK. Kinda cute and all. But Christina Hendricks? Now THAT, my dear man, is PERFECTION.

    By erect@hardon.cum, on December 23, 2009 15:27:59

23. Decades of bovine breast implants and stubby legged, fat-assed Kardashians have left you people with some mighty fucked-up beauty standards.

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 20:03:46

24. My previously ranked #1. Beautiful girl but the body really isn't cut out for a swim suit as she has, literally no ass. Not even a cute pert one.
    
    Can't have it all i suppose.
    
    I am going with her 5.4" near twin Roberta Murgo who has a PERFECT body.

    By anonymous, on December 23, 2009 21:42:44

25. In the main pic, there is virtually no curve whatsoever. It's just the curve of her lower back.
    
    Bless her for trying though.

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 03:24:52

26. #23 FTW. Just that simple.

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 08:33:48

27. Legendary flat chest maybe

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 16:03:56

28. Am I missing something? She looks like a tall skinny post op dude

    By anonymous, on December 24, 2009 16:04:51

29. nice ass, horse face.

    By anonymous, on December 26, 2009 04:21:09